一句話弄硬/弄濕下體 - 成人話題討論

By George
at 2015-08-21T21:24

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今天整個臉書都被一句話激怒XXX 洗板了

身為30CM 和 E奶西斯鄉民

怎麼可以錯過呢

一句話弄硬老二
一句話弄濕穴穴
一張圖弄硬老二
一張圖弄濕穴穴

有沒有那麼一句話或一張圖就激起你的性慾

推文或回文吧

西斯點

年輕時還真的曾經有一句話就把老二弄硬：鼻鼻（撒嬌狀）今天濕濕der

立馬硬起來開幹啊！！！

那次從晚上開始幹了又睡，睡了又幹，幹了又睡..已經是下午兩點的事

之後聽到這話，就沒有硬那麼快惹

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All Comments

By Christine
at 2015-08-26T08:18

我會噴水

By Sarah
at 2015-08-30T19:13

咩修感謀
可惡本想當頭推!! 哼!!

By Christine
at 2015-09-04T06:07

推樓上夜哥

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-08T17:02

西斯女神們的腿圖 ininder

By Harry
at 2015-09-13T03:56

我是妹子

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at 2015-09-17T14:51

我是漢子

By Damian
at 2015-09-22T01:45

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By Gilbert
at 2015-09-26T12:40

今天沒穿

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-30T23:34

你幹嘛用水潑我！

By Jacob
at 2015-10-05T10:29

我是鯨魚

By Elma
at 2015-10-09T21:23

未看先猜馬奶圖

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-14T08:18

......這是進化版的嗎

By Carol
at 2015-10-18T19:12

.........老二感到困惑

By Candice
at 2015-10-23T06:07

靠圖也太誘人了吧

By Caitlin
at 2015-10-27T17:02

上面的圖讓我好混亂啊

By Tracy
at 2015-11-01T03:56

我騎大B

By Anthony
at 2015-11-05T14:51

我存款一堆0

By Joseph
at 2015-11-10T01:45

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By Agnes
at 2015-11-14T12:40

一色總清

By Caitlin
at 2015-11-18T23:34

那張圖是硬拳頭吧？

By Sarah
at 2015-11-23T10:29

馬奶圖桶一桶吧公害

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-11-27T21:23

“人家想幫老公生孩子…”

By Liam
at 2015-12-02T08:18

人家今天可以…

By Eartha
at 2015-12-06T19:12

我家今天沒人

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-11T06:07

好想吸..(?

By Michael
at 2015-12-15T17:01

哥哥，你願意回家嗎？

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at 2015-12-20T03:56

噓~~~噓~~~~~

By George
at 2015-12-24T14:50

刪圖幫推

By Dinah
at 2015-12-29T01:45

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By Wallis
at 2016-01-02T12:39

7月到了想吸點陽氣~~

By Carol
at 2016-01-06T23:34

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By Andrew
at 2016-01-11T10:28

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Lucy
at 2016-01-15T21:23

你要給我吃嘛<3

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-20T08:17

想看我彈出來嗎

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at 2016-01-24T19:12

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By Olive
at 2016-01-29T06:06

歡迎光臨 my縫

By Linda
at 2016-02-02T17:01

腦公尼看人家都彈出來了呢

By Franklin
at 2016-02-07T03:55

去夜市情不自禁說我要吃熱狗結果...

By Jessica
at 2016-02-11T14:50

好騷的海水味，我看洞裡躲了幾隻鮮甜的龍蝦。

By Catherine
at 2016-02-16T01:44

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By Hedda
at 2016-02-20T12:39

女：沒用的男人，有種幹死我啊！

By Erin
at 2016-02-24T23:33

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By Dinah
at 2016-02-29T10:28

我家現在沒人

By Lucy
at 2016-03-04T21:22

要上來喝個水嗎？

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-09T08:17

要不要去看mtv?

By Charlotte
at 2016-03-13T19:12

我餓餓下ㄇㄧㄢˋ給我吃

By Eden
at 2016-03-18T06:06

幹死你～

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-22T17:01

寄了回我

By Charlie
at 2016-03-27T03:55

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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-03-31T14:50

來我家切個水果

By Quanna
at 2016-04-05T01:44

今罵無ㄤ

By Frederic
at 2016-04-09T12:39

跳蛋現在在裡面，遙控器給你

By Liam
at 2016-04-13T23:33

帥勾~~~算你便宜~~~

By Valerie
at 2016-04-18T10:28

要來我家試試水床嗎？

By Michael
at 2016-04-22T21:22

http://i.imgur.com/vO2wfl9.jpg

By Ursula
at 2016-04-27T08:17

我要__死ㄒㄒB

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-01T19:11

今天可以射在裡面喔

By Caitlin
at 2016-05-06T06:06

妳害我上班硬了

By Margaret
at 2016-05-10T17:00

噁皮卡丘圖是挑戰一張圖倒陽嗎

By Ina
at 2016-05-15T03:55

我爸是連戰

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-19T14:49

你再不硬起來我就剪掉它

By Enid
at 2016-05-24T01:44

今晚老公出~差~去~了~

By Emily
at 2016-05-28T12:38

你男友體力好oh/你馬子滿會叫der

By Rachel
at 2016-06-01T23:33

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By Yuri
at 2016-06-06T10:27

討厭人家現在好熱

By Linda
at 2016-06-10T21:22

你好，我爸爸是連戰

By Linda
at 2016-06-15T08:16

學長..人家下面癢癢

By Lauren
at 2016-06-19T19:11

流出來了

By Heather
at 2016-06-24T06:05

剪短髮是因為幫你吹時可以不用撥頭髮

By Belly
at 2016-06-28T17:00

我月經剛走

By Kristin
at 2016-07-03T03:54

妳有看過會打噴嚏的巴西大烏龜嗎

By Zora
at 2016-07-07T14:49

今天讓你射進來

By Joe
at 2016-07-12T01:43

...不懂。妳來澆澆我。

By Iris
at 2016-07-16T12:38

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By Faithe
at 2016-07-20T23:33

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By Carol
at 2016-07-25T10:27

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By Christine
at 2016-07-29T21:22

沒關係今天處罰

By Liam
at 2016-08-03T08:16

今天隨便你

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-07T19:11

聽過朋友分享有個女的湊到他耳邊：我很緊

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at 2016-08-12T06:05

我第一次

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at 2016-08-16T17:00

在你的朋友之中,你的是最大的

By Freda
at 2016-08-21T03:54

我今天沒穿內褲呦~

By Irma
at 2016-08-25T14:49

要上來嗎

By Caroline
at 2016-08-30T01:43

男:過來，我要幹妳。

By Rosalind
at 2016-09-03T12:38

我有30cm

By Kristin
at 2016-09-07T23:32

今天可以不戴喲

By William
at 2016-09-12T10:27

你射吧我可以全部吞進去喔

By Kristin
at 2016-09-16T21:21

樓上這話我硬惹

By Susan
at 2016-09-21T08:16

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By Genevieve
at 2016-09-25T19:10

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By Michael
at 2016-09-30T06:05

可以射裡面喔

By Frederic
at 2016-10-04T16:59

腦公，明天我要去當兵惹

By Elma
at 2016-10-09T03:54

我想要你！

By Erin
at 2016-10-13T14:48

在耳邊細如蚊蚋的說:我好癢

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