大家有聽過奇怪的叫聲嗎? - 成人話題討論

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-08-21T17:05

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昨天是情人節.本魯不免俗的約了前陣子在氧氣版認識的朋友出來聚餐.
一切都很美好.三媽臭臭鍋很好吃.
飯後小弟驕傲地像隻小公雞牽著龍鄙視路上孤身單影的男男女女.
想當然爾鬼都知道今天會發生什麼事情.
小弟付了錢油門一踩.進了小房子.關上車庫門.
什麼都不用說.大家衣服自己脫.就在這個模門.本魯細細的品味著她的身體.
她肚子的三層肉比照片裡面小一點.
乳暈沒有想像中那麼黑.搖擺肉上也沒有肥胖紋.
接著脫下內褲.那稀疏的可愛陰毛.以及沒有什麼奇怪味道傳出來的下體.
都讓小弟心想今天真是LUCKY.碰到了一隻愛乾淨的龍.
龍騎士當久了.什麼品種都有看過.這種乾淨純潔的小肥龍還真是少見阿.
就在小弟正在當牛.努力耕耘下面的那塊田的時候忽然聽到一種聲音傳來.
移~~~~~~~~~移移移
移~~~~~~~~~移移
移~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
這隻龍叫了......
但是怎麼是這種聲音-.-
腦袋中的思緒快速飛轉.
不免想起小學的時候中午回家吃飯都會看到的台語綜藝節目"天天開心"
最後的結語都是"移~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XXX"燈燈燈燈燈~燈燈.
這是多麼有回憶的聲音阿.
但是一點都不適合在這個場合出現阿.............
TMD我花了650元2小時在這個重要的場合.
你吃了我110的海鮮豆腐鍋+50元肉.
就是發出這種聲音回報我?
當然這是小弟心中的OS.不敢說出來.
但是本魯還是笑場+軟屌+道歉+送龍回去讓他數金幣結束這回合.
我的七夕就這樣沒了.
就連到今天下班.腦袋裡面還是不斷浮現出
移~~~~~~~~~移移移
移~~~~~~~~~移移
移~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
請問各位30CM.Z CUP.有聽過啥奇怪的聲音嗎= =?

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By Sandy
at 2015-08-24T14:56
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at 2015-09-19T19:40
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By Anonymous
at 2015-09-22T17:32
未看先猜鵝鵝鵝
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at 2015-11-08T07:17
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at 2015-12-07T09:53
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底迪底迪.
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