一休和尚 - 成人話題討論

By Andy
at 2015-01-11T18:20

Table of Contents

(鐘聲~~~~~嗡嗡嗡)

一 Q 桑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ~~

阿依西得嚕~~~

豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ

一Q屋桑~~

(三個小和尚擦地板)

!%^#*%!@^@*$&*()@&$*()!&*@%^&(@$

阿阿 !^&@(*^&@*(^$(&*

!^&(#^&@*($^@&*($^&@*($

(一休走在彩虹上面)

(一休對著老虎畫逞凶)

豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ~~

阿依西得嚕~~~

豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ豬ㄍㄧ

一Q屋桑~~

(一休站在月亮上不小心摔下來抓住月亮尾巴)

本文開始...

這個故事發生在安國寺

在安國寺修行的小和尚一休

有著過人的機智

無論什麼難解的題目

總是能在仔細的思考後

迎刃而解

某日傍晚

何老闆興高采烈的想出了一題要考倒一休和尚的題目

於是三步併兩步

但著詭異的笑容跑向安國寺

在安國寺門口

一休拿著掃把正在清理寺門口

何老闆衝了上去成了一個弓箭步伐

神氣的指著一休和尚

一休對於這司空見慣的舉動並不驚訝

且做好了機智問答的準備

何老闆:搞搞你

一休和尚:儘管搞

何老闆抓準了一休的口誤

豪不客氣的插了進去一休細薄的袈裟

何老闆:嘿嘿你也有今天阿!!是你叫我搞得唷我可沒對不起你

一休冷靜的舔了舔雙手食指指尖

並在頭上畫了幾圈

豆~~豆~~豆~~豆~~

豆~~豆~~豆~~豆~~

叮!!!!!!!!!!

一休和尚:有了!!

何老闆:有什麼有今天可是我贏了阿!!

一休和尚:好...好好...舒服(害羞樣!!!)

何老闆被一休這舉動嚇得屁滾尿流

連忙躲回家裡!!

躲在旁邊不敢吭聲的小妍妹妹也從旁邊的門柱緩緩走了出來

小妍妹妹:你真是一羞和尚欸

小妍.一休:哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~

(鏡頭拉遠~~~~太陽下山)

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All Comments

By Agatha
at 2015-01-15T13:37

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at 2015-01-19T08:54

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at 2015-01-23T04:11

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at 2015-01-26T23:28

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at 2015-01-30T18:45

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at 2015-02-03T14:02

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at 2015-02-07T09:19

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at 2015-02-11T04:36

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at 2015-02-14T23:53

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at 2015-02-18T19:10

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at 2015-02-22T14:27

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at 2015-02-26T09:44

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at 2015-03-02T05:01

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at 2015-03-06T00:18

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By Belly
at 2015-03-09T19:34

....

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at 2015-03-13T14:51

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at 2015-03-17T10:08

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at 2015-03-21T05:25

有時間想這個怕開錯盤?

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at 2015-03-25T00:42

.............

By Andy
at 2015-03-28T19:59

笑了XD

By Blanche
at 2015-04-01T15:16

耀揚哥掰

By Faithe
at 2015-04-05T10:33

。。。。。

By Margaret
at 2015-04-09T05:50

...

By Irma
at 2015-04-13T01:07

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By Oscar
at 2015-04-16T20:24

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By Oscar
at 2015-04-20T15:41

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By Lydia
at 2015-04-24T10:58

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By Andy
at 2015-04-28T06:15

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at 2015-05-02T01:32

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at 2015-05-05T20:49

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at 2015-05-09T16:06

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at 2015-05-13T11:23

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at 2015-05-17T06:40

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at 2015-05-21T01:57

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at 2015-05-24T21:14

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at 2015-05-28T16:31

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By Charlotte
at 2015-06-01T11:48

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at 2015-06-05T07:05

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at 2015-06-09T02:22

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By Joseph
at 2015-06-12T21:39

幹你老師我竟然笑惹

By Jacky
at 2015-06-16T16:56

我不尊重你不給噓

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-06-20T12:13

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By Olivia
at 2015-06-24T07:30

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at 2015-06-28T02:47

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By Eartha
at 2015-07-01T22:03

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at 2015-07-05T17:20

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at 2015-07-09T12:37

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at 2015-07-13T07:54

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at 2015-07-17T03:11

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at 2015-07-20T22:28

尊重

By Regina
at 2015-07-24T17:45

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By Donna
at 2015-07-28T13:02

廢到笑出來

By Agatha
at 2015-08-01T08:19

真的超廢

By Kelly
at 2015-08-05T03:36

我到底看了什麼

By Odelette
at 2015-08-08T22:53

幹點進來就笑了

By Harry
at 2015-08-12T18:10

未看先2

By Mason
at 2015-08-16T13:27

這篇恢復水準了比在八卦那篇好太多

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-20T08:44

尊重

By Quanna
at 2015-08-24T04:01

笑了但還是給噓

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-27T23:18

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By Damian
at 2015-08-31T18:35

哈哈有笑有推

By Jacky
at 2015-09-04T13:52

我笑了XDDD

By Steve
at 2015-09-08T09:09

笑了

By Franklin
at 2015-09-12T04:26

靠杯XDD 有廢有噓

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-15T23:43

水準之作

By Rae
at 2015-09-19T19:00

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at 2015-09-23T14:17

我有笑

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at 2015-09-27T09:34

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at 2015-10-01T04:51

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at 2015-10-05T00:08

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at 2015-10-08T19:25

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at 2015-10-12T14:42

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at 2015-10-16T09:59

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at 2015-10-20T05:16

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at 2015-10-24T00:32

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at 2015-10-27T19:49

.....

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at 2015-10-31T15:06

求翻譯

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at 2015-11-04T10:23

不忍心

By Noah
at 2015-11-08T05:40

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By Odelette
at 2015-11-12T00:57

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By Selena
at 2015-11-15T20:14

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By Ophelia
at 2015-11-19T15:31

......啥

By Anthony
at 2015-11-23T10:48

有笑有噓

By Queena
at 2015-11-27T06:05

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at 2015-12-01T01:22

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at 2015-12-04T20:39

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at 2015-12-08T15:56

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at 2015-12-12T11:13

弱

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at 2015-12-16T06:30

廢到笑

By Lucy
at 2015-12-20T01:47

耀揚哥~~給噓

By David
at 2015-12-23T21:04

進步了喔

By Ursula
at 2015-12-27T16:21

給點尊重

By Xanthe
at 2015-12-31T11:38

………

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-04T06:55

哈哈哈我笑惹但還是要噓你

By Linda
at 2016-01-08T02:12

幹超好笑

By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-11T21:29

這三小

By Leila
at 2016-01-15T16:46

...........

By Carol
at 2016-01-19T12:03

什麼鳥啦...

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-01-23T07:20

幹你好久沒那麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD P1開始笑到P3
幹我現在繼續看我笑到最後阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-01-27T02:37

耀揚哥~~給噓才是尊重

By James
at 2016-01-30T21:54

這樣還是屌當NBA版主

By Zora
at 2016-02-03T17:11

要癢要癢!!!

By Charlie
at 2016-02-07T12:28

這篇夠水準

By Charlie
at 2016-02-11T07:45

耀揚哥必推！！！這篇太有才了啦！！！！！

By Necoo
at 2016-02-15T03:01

根本看不完.. End

By Valerie
at 2016-02-18T22:18

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By Candice
at 2016-02-22T17:35

廢到笑的極致XDDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-02-26T12:52

到底在幹嘛啦XDDDD

By Edith
at 2016-03-01T08:09

廢

By Lily
at 2016-03-05T03:26

耀揚哥必推

By Damian
at 2016-03-08T22:43

干，我以為看西斯版喝飲料螢幕不會有事

By Hazel
at 2016-03-12T18:00

WTF....

By Belly
at 2016-03-16T13:17

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By Susan
at 2016-03-20T08:34

害我以為走錯版了

By Damian
at 2016-03-24T03:51

講三小

By Gary
at 2016-03-27T23:08

幹我真她媽不爭氣,廢到笑了XDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-31T18:25

哈哈廢到笑

By Steve
at 2016-04-04T13:42

優質好文

By Daniel
at 2016-04-08T08:59

夠廢才給的唷!

By Zora
at 2016-04-12T04:16

...

By Caroline
at 2016-04-15T23:33

廢到笑

By Jake
at 2016-04-19T18:50

幹你娘這三小啦推

By Kyle
at 2016-04-23T14:07

笑了

By Elvira
at 2016-04-27T09:24

廢到笑到肚子痛

By Bennie
at 2016-05-01T04:41

很難笑耶，加油好嗎？

By Kelly
at 2016-05-04T23:58

這啥？

By Ida
at 2016-05-08T19:15

有廢給噓

By Joe
at 2016-05-12T14:32

新梗給推

By Agnes
at 2016-05-16T09:49

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By Tracy
at 2016-05-20T05:06

廢到笑不停

By Una
at 2016-05-24T00:23

哈哈哈片頭曲是怎樣

By Anthony
at 2016-05-27T19:40

先推再看

By Queena
at 2016-05-31T14:57

太廢了有笑有推

By Liam
at 2016-06-04T10:14

夠廢！駱駝地下有知也會噓你的

By Margaret
at 2016-06-08T05:30

By Catherine
at 2016-06-12T00:47

哈哈哈真的蠻好笑的XD

By Hardy
at 2016-06-15T20:04

有笑有推

By Ethan
at 2016-06-19T15:21

純噓 bj4

By Queena
at 2016-06-23T10:38

哈哈有夠廢！

By Jacky
at 2016-06-27T05:55

哈哈哈

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-01T01:12

什麼啦

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-04T20:29

廢到笑

By Sarah
at 2016-07-08T15:46

要楊哥太弱了這次

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-07-12T11:03

專業寫手給推支持！

By Zora
at 2016-07-16T06:20

我到底......

By Rachel
at 2016-07-20T01:37

可見鄉民對您的期望超高的

By Carol
at 2016-07-23T20:54

幹真的超好笑XDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2016-07-27T16:11

哈

By Charlotte
at 2016-07-31T11:28

這篇太讓人感動了

By James
at 2016-08-04T06:45

笑了補血

By Kelly
at 2016-08-08T02:02

比上一篇好給推

By Eartha
at 2016-08-11T21:19

幹真的廢到笑

By Isabella
at 2016-08-15T16:36

幹不錯耶

By Carol
at 2016-08-19T11:53

...

By Callum
at 2016-08-23T07:10

超好笑XDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-08-27T02:27

不好笑耶抱歉了只能給推

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-30T21:44

尊重但這到底三小廢文

By Franklin
at 2016-09-03T17:01

廢到有剩

By Zanna
at 2016-09-07T12:18

幹這廢力驚人阿

By Brianna
at 2016-09-11T07:35

掰掰

By Hazel
at 2016-09-15T02:52

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈豬ㄍㄧ

By Damian
at 2016-09-18T22:09

不夠廢，覺得失望

By Mia
at 2016-09-22T17:26

廢到有剩

By Mason
at 2016-09-26T12:43

肚子好痛

By Faithe
at 2016-09-30T07:59

都不管板原來是忙著西斯發廢文膩

By Enid
at 2016-10-04T03:16

幹我笑了

By Jessica
at 2016-10-07T22:33

給尊重太好笑了

By Hazel
at 2016-10-11T17:50

花惹發...

By William
at 2016-10-15T13:07

噴笑給推

By Andy
at 2016-10-19T08:24

這比八卦版的一休文還強

By Thomas
at 2016-10-23T03:41

三小XDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2016-10-26T22:58

幹廢到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-10-30T18:15

幹好笑啊xD

By Tom
at 2016-11-03T13:32

廢文團很久沒出動了

By Linda
at 2016-11-07T08:49

正常發揮

By Vanessa
at 2016-11-11T04:06

好笑啊

By Hedda
at 2016-11-14T23:23

e04好笑XDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-11-18T18:40

耀揚哥給尊重但西施點呢?

By George
at 2016-11-22T13:57

尊重

By Edith
at 2016-11-26T09:14

By Emma
at 2016-11-30T04:31

笑了幫你補XD
補

By Joe
at 2016-12-03T23:48

幹一羞和尚有夠靠北笑了XDDD

By Ethan
at 2016-12-07T19:05

廢到有笑

By Joe
at 2016-12-11T14:22

廢到笑了

By Regina
at 2016-12-15T09:39

還沒XX～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

By Sarah
at 2016-12-19T04:56

耀揚哥你敢嘴

By Hedy
at 2016-12-23T00:13

廢到哭

By Kyle
at 2016-12-26T19:30

一羞三小啦哈哈哈哈哈

By Brianna
at 2016-12-30T14:47

讚啦一Q

By Brianna
at 2017-01-03T10:04

哈哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2017-01-07T05:21

夠廢有你的

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-01-11T00:38

我不爭氣的笑了

By Faithe
at 2017-01-14T19:55

廢到有笑不過這在西斯跟就可都不及格啊

By Dinah
at 2017-01-18T15:12

幹真的看不懂

By Jacky
at 2017-01-22T10:28

尊重

By Genevieve
at 2017-01-26T05:45

廢文

By Queena
at 2017-01-30T01:02

哈哈廢爆了

By Eden
at 2017-02-02T20:19

蠻好笑的

By Carol
at 2017-02-06T15:36

幹這才是耀揚哥的水準阿!!! 噓一下以示尊重

By Genevieve
at 2017-02-10T10:53

耀揚今天失去水準

By Iris
at 2017-02-14T06:10

廢文公三小

By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-18T01:27

二貨

By Liam
at 2017-02-21T20:44

在共三洨

By Olivia
at 2017-02-25T16:01

By Steve
at 2017-03-01T11:18

其實有好笑到

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-03-05T06:35

包容

By James
at 2017-03-09T01:52

XDDD有廢有噓

By Vanessa
at 2017-03-12T21:09

我到底看了什麼阿

By Rebecca
at 2017-03-16T16:26

By Wallis
at 2017-03-20T11:43

噓一下以示尊重

By Anthony
at 2017-03-24T07:00

............

By Ophelia
at 2017-03-28T02:17

あいしでる

By Oliver
at 2017-03-31T21:34

…

By Robert
at 2017-04-04T16:51

廢到超好笑

By Jacob
at 2017-04-08T12:08

最廢典範

By Frederic
at 2017-04-12T07:25

哈哈哈哈

By Iris
at 2017-04-16T02:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2017-04-19T21:59

有笑

By Robert
at 2017-04-23T17:16

哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2017-04-27T12:33

真的好笑

By Olivia
at 2017-05-01T07:50

謝謝分享

By David
at 2017-05-05T03:07

乾廢到有剩

By Margaret
at 2017-05-08T22:24

幹。。。。

By Kama
at 2017-05-12T17:41

= =

By Xanthe
at 2017-05-16T12:57

有笑有推XDD

By Enid
at 2017-05-20T08:14

爛到笑

By Elma
at 2017-05-24T03:31

廢到笑可是還是給噓XDD

By Emma
at 2017-05-27T22:48

By Cara
at 2017-05-31T18:05

耀揚哥好

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-06-04T13:22

廢到笑

By Brianna
at 2017-06-08T08:39

幹這殺小XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-12T03:56

耀陽哥給噓

By Anonymous
at 2017-06-15T23:13

幹靠杯xDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2017-06-19T18:30

尊重

By Edwina
at 2017-06-23T13:47

真的廢到笑XD

By Dinah
at 2017-06-27T09:04

這不噓真的太對不起耀揚哥了

By Harry
at 2017-07-01T04:21

尊重有水準

By Eartha
at 2017-07-04T23:38

笑到停不下來XDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2017-07-08T18:55

笑了

By Valerie
at 2017-07-12T14:12

廢到笑XDD

By Blanche
at 2017-07-16T09:29

廢到笑

By Adele
at 2017-07-20T04:46

推

By Queena
at 2017-07-24T00:03

廢到笑XD

By Ursula
at 2017-07-27T19:20

笑到不能自我了……開頭就大火力笑噴……

By Delia
at 2017-07-31T14:37

幹廢文XD

By Regina
at 2017-08-04T09:54

給噓是尊重

By Sarah
at 2017-08-08T05:11

有笑有噓害我腦中全是一休的片頭

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-12T00:28

冷了冷了

By Olivia
at 2017-08-15T19:45

推

By Bethany
at 2017-08-19T15:02

友笑有推

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-08-23T10:19

太好笑了XDDD

By Carol
at 2017-08-27T05:36

加油

By Bethany
at 2017-08-31T00:53

幹廢到底lol

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-09-03T20:10

幹有夠廢

By Delia
at 2017-09-07T15:26

到了西斯還是要給耀揚哥尊重

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-09-11T10:43

哈哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2017-09-15T06:00

有廢有推

By John
at 2017-09-19T01:17

有笑…馬的 XD

By Hamiltion
at 2017-09-22T20:34

搓到我笑點XD

By Carol
at 2017-09-26T15:51

廢到笑 XDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2017-09-30T11:08

也太廢文XD

By Andy
at 2017-10-04T06:25

xdddd

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