Re: 正妹把我當空氣 歪妹把我當拉機 - 成人話題討論

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By Skylar Davis
at 2007-01-09T19:07

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你要先搞清楚各年齡層女性喜好啊

小學:最好可以用躲避球把學校操場打出火炎。

自己可以繞出38萬轉的馬達。


國中:禮拜五一定要去逛夜市,然後要穿山本耀司。

捷安特要大改,到處裝苦熊,腳架飲料架牛角火箭炮鋁合金的這樣。


高中:要裝憂鬱,會寫新詩。還要會畫漫畫,最好能把國文課本的吳沙畫成關公。

高職:用10塊錢夾到5隻娃娃,會20連拍,可以在文心路中港路騎到120。



大學:穿勃肯鞋,披DC外套,背波特包,騎野娘傳奇,下面不用大但是個娘炮這樣。

在廣場可以用頭轉五個小時,湯瑪士要比電風扇還快。




這樣屄任你肏

禾斗




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何謂濕?聞有身孕,可以淫湧者謂之濕

可知,少女情懷總是溼:

舍南舍北皆春水 但見群鷗日日來 花徑不曾緣客掃 蓬門今始為君開


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By Emma
at 2007-01-11T19:07
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By Kyle
at 2007-01-13T19:07
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By Elma
at 2007-01-15T19:06
我的嘴角.......
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By Irma
at 2007-01-17T19:06
頭轉是那個頭啊!!!
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By Caroline
at 2007-01-19T19:06
你說的都是宅男吧...
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2007-01-21T19:06
靠盃 那個國小的很好笑
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By Ida
at 2007-01-23T19:06
超寫實的啦!!!
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By Donna
at 2007-01-25T19:06
焱之擊球有好笑到XD
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By Audriana
at 2007-01-27T19:06
推這個!!!
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By Caroline
at 2007-01-29T19:06
幹,有笑有推
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By Carol
at 2007-01-31T19:06
野娘傳奇超好笑XDDD
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By Mason
at 2007-02-02T19:06
原來女生喜歡娘傳阿,讓我通知一下我學長XD
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By Dorothy
at 2007-02-04T19:05
野娘傳奇XDDD 說真的有些人騎起來就是娘@@ 有些是MAN
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By Necoo
at 2007-02-06T19:05
哈哈 這個厲害
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2007-02-08T19:05
吳沙我記得國小課本有(國立編譯館) 我哥以前畫得很好笑
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By Delia
at 2007-02-10T19:05
XD野娘傳奇
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By Jessica
at 2007-02-12T19:05
好帖我頂XD
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By Lauren
at 2007-02-14T19:05
我要寫個推字
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By Brianna
at 2007-02-16T19:05
推湯馬士轉得比電風扇快
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By Zenobia
at 2007-02-18T19:05
這好笑XD 寫的滿真實的
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By Charlotte
at 2007-02-20T19:05
靠,怎麼那麼經典?
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By Hedy
at 2007-02-22T19:05
豪笅 會繞出38萬轉的馬達哪有女生會喜歡阿
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By Charlie
at 2007-02-24T19:04
要用躲避球把學校操場打出火炎 我倒是相信
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By Audriana
at 2007-02-26T19:04
原PO有好笑到
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By Olivia
at 2007-02-28T19:04
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By Emily
at 2007-03-02T19:04
原PO真是中肯的到不行~~
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By Jessica
at 2007-03-04T19:04
推山本耀司XD
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at 2007-03-06T19:04
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By Odelette
at 2007-03-08T19:04
大笑大推
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By Frederica
at 2007-03-10T19:04
補一個高中:要會用網球打出隕石,導致恐龍滅絕
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By Lauren
at 2007-03-12T19:04
中肯阿
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at 2007-03-14T19:04
怎麼這麼好笑XD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2007-03-18T19:03
中肯
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By Belly
at 2007-03-22T19:03
幹怎可以那麼好笑
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By Sandy
at 2007-03-24T19:03
小學的超好笑
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By Suhail Hany
at 2007-03-26T19:03
趴拼要能震飛人
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By Rachel
at 2007-03-28T19:03
XDDDDD 中肯
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at 2007-03-30T19:03
推推推 超精闢
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at 2007-04-01T19:03
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By Belly
at 2007-04-03T19:03
國高中,有摩托車加大尾,馬子搞不完了
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By William
at 2007-04-05T19:02
幹原PO真強
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By Megan
at 2007-04-07T19:02
我只能說大學那一段真是中肯~~
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By Victoria
at 2007-04-09T19:02
口交
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By Michael
at 2007-04-11T19:02
寫實派的始祖....
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at 2007-04-15T19:02
中肯!
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By Hedda
at 2007-04-17T19:02
轉那個頭?
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By Yedda
at 2007-04-19T19:02
顯然是台中人?
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By Skylar Davis
at 2007-04-21T19:02
我快笑翻了...推38萬轉的馬達
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By Emma
at 2007-04-23T19:02
XD
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By Vanessa
at 2007-04-25T19:01
推彈平火燄球~
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at 2007-04-29T19:01
難怪國小中出少...
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at 2007-05-01T19:01
有笑有推阿XXD
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By Odelette
at 2007-05-03T19:01
爆走兄弟嗎 真懷念啊XD
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By Mia
at 2007-05-05T19:01
推阿 大學男生自認為帥的好像都那型的
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By Todd Johnson
at 2007-05-07T19:01
靠北 我捷安特 真的大改....
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By Oscar
at 2007-05-09T19:01
同時期的男生小時候都在玩軌道車..!
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By Gilbert
at 2007-05-11T19:01
屌!!!快笑死我了...推野娘傳奇
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By Hedy
at 2007-05-13T19:01
湯瑪士要比電風扇還快XDDDDDDDDD
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By Puput
at 2007-05-15T19:00
雞歪犯賤又好笑 還不失中肯XD
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at 2007-05-17T19:00
推到處裝苦熊....XDDD
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禾斗 禾斗
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at 2007-05-23T19:00
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at 2007-05-25T19:00
我在文心路中港路只能騎到110...還是快樂表 囧>
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By Heather
at 2007-05-27T19:00
幹 怎麼這麼好笑
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By Oscar
at 2007-05-29T19:00
大笑...同為台中人幫你推一個!!
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By Sarah
at 2007-05-31T19:00
幹 到高中都有像到內 心虛了
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at 2007-06-02T19:00
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at 2007-06-06T18:59
靠夭 超中肯
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好好笑 XDD
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超中肯!!
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中肯
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中肯
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By Barb Cronin
at 2007-06-18T18:59
這篇可以m了,超好笑
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at 2007-06-20T18:59
野娘傳奇XD
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at 2007-06-24T18:58
心~~~~~~~~中肯文
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贛我也穿伯肯耶
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我推
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By Quanna
at 2007-07-04T18:58
騎120那段可以補個..迪爵要拔後照鏡
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By Valerie
at 2007-07-06T18:58
我一直以為三萬轉就很厲害了...難怪小學把不到...
我現在20元可以夾五隻...有資格嗎 ???
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at 2007-07-08T18:58
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爆之﹗
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太好笑了XD
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at 2007-07-18T18:57
我笑了!!我丁頁
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at 2007-07-20T18:57
推台中人!推苦熊!XD 哈哈哈哈~笑死我了。
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at 2007-07-22T18:57
超中肯
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at 2007-07-24T18:57
沒錯!! 一堆台客後來都開始練B了!! XDXDXDDD
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中肯
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中肯文 讓它爆
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at 2007-07-30T18:57
意類的中肯 推
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不能再同意更多了
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at 2007-08-11T18:56
我笑到抽筋 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Joseph
at 2007-08-13T18:56
XDDDDDD
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at 2007-08-15T18:56
台中人推啦~ 真的酷斃了! 完全說出實際狀況耶!
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By Adele
at 2007-08-17T18:56
我停留在高中了....
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PUSH
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XD
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By Lauren
at 2007-08-23T18:55
我也覺得好中肯喔><
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-08-25T18:55
學弟 寫的不錯 =_=
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推啦!
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at 2007-08-31T18:55
好姬巴的文章
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at 2007-09-02T18:55
繞馬達 好懷念呀 (遠目)
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中肯
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at 2007-09-12T18:54
中肯!
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By Hedwig
at 2007-09-14T18:54
XDDDDDDDDDD
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By Eartha
at 2007-09-16T18:54
我高中是這樣 還是沒妹 到大學才有 而且大學也不是這樣
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By Olga
at 2007-09-18T18:54
XD!!!!
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By Frederic
at 2007-09-20T18:54
教一下,怎樣文心到中港120 我100就會怕了
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By George
at 2007-09-22T18:54
丁頁
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By Olga
at 2007-09-24T18:54
幹 中肯XD
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at 2007-09-26T18:54
台中 中港路騎120 囧
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at 2007-09-28T18:54
山本耀司的衣服去哪買阿
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at 2007-10-02T18:53
你他媽的沒人能比你更中肯了
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我真的笑了
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XDDD 推台中人Y
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at 2007-10-10T18:53
本來想買野狼的,現在決定換一輛/_\
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XDDD
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苦熊....
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太好笑了XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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at 2007-10-20T18:53
大大說的大學..我認識一個一模一樣="=
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By Olivia
at 2007-10-22T18:52
PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By George
at 2007-10-24T18:52
吳沙是在歷史課本吧囧
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at 2007-10-26T18:52
不賴 但大學的我不認同
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at 2007-10-28T18:52
樓樓樓樓上@真的認識有人能頭轉5小時@@?
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野娘 XDDDDD
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at 2007-11-03T18:52
靠 ~~~你得人生過的真是風光~~希望你還活在世上
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at 2007-11-05T18:52
推野娘傳奇
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By Elma
at 2007-11-07T18:52
我怎麼覺得你從高中開始就敗了....~
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-11-09T18:52
用躲避球打出火炎 XDDDD 小時候真的以為打的出來
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By Zenobia
at 2007-11-11T18:51
優!
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at 2007-11-13T18:51
小時候以為真的打得出來+1
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By Oscar
at 2007-11-15T18:51
XD 好笑一ˇ一
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By Belly
at 2007-11-17T18:51
爬文看到 大笑XDDD 一定要推一下的!
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at 2007-11-19T18:51
推苦熊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Sarah
at 2007-11-21T18:51
朝聖

輔大法律系氣質美女

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By Regina
at 2007-01-09T14:35
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lun0104andamp;b=1andamp;f=1136568019andamp;p=0 輔大法律系氣質美女,眼睛很大的正妹 笑起來還蠻甜美的^ ^ - ...

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By Bennie
at 2007-01-03T04:09
沉默已久的我,看了各位在版上為了女人,爭鬥的腥風血雨 真的忍不住要出來說說話 為何身為堂堂一名大男人的我們 要為了女生,如此低聲下氣呢? 女生有那麼值錢嗎? 除了做愛之外,女人還有什麼價值,值得男人們~寧可要美人,而甘捨江山?? 女人要男人保護她,要走出們在她們朋友面前有面子 沒錢要有人金援,無 ...

各位認為PUB的女生好不好把

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By Robert
at 2006-12-31T05:07
請先看小弟拙作前一篇 搜尋關鍵字「4次」 ※ 引述《nininic (☆◎小猜◎☆)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《djamber ( DAIQUIRI)》之銘言: : : 我本身也是小牌dj, : : 不過放的是很小眾的jungle/drum andamp; bass : : 以前又因為跳街舞的關係 常跑夜店 ...

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By Genevieve
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※ 引述《casto (casto)》之銘言: : 這是件壞事嗎?我到覺得還好,正妹面是很吃香,反映了一個事實 : ─學校教授跟公司面試主管都是男性,最起碼證明了男性普遍競爭力 : 較強,其實大學也是這種情況,女生雖然平均成績較高,但前10名其 : 實還是男生比較多,女生少被當掉除了色教授以外就是靠其他男生的 ...

如何搞上第4次見面的女生!?

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2006-12-26T16:16
善哉!這真是一篇了不起的見解,所謂經典,正是如此。 真強者謹補充部分意見如下。 ※ 引述《shiningwing (熱血笨蛋飛小羽)》之銘言: : ==========不打嘴炮認真文========== : 一言以蔽之就是: : 「要面不改色說著一堆你自己都不相信的蠢話和謊話。」 : 只要你可以做到這 ...