Billie Jean - 成人話題討論

Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2008-03-02T00:02

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※ 引述《lovebridget (=_=)》之銘言:
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGwyKLmF42I&feature=related
: 這條歌能傳唱千古是有原因的!
: 看過歌詞會發現實在發人深省呀...
: 鄉民現在的問題,三十年前這首歌就全部唱出來了! 科科...
: She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
她就像是電影裡的伴演小喬的林志玲一樣正
: I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
我說我不介意 但為何偏偏選上我呢
: Who will dance on the floor in the round
偏偏天殺的只選我與妳共舞?
: She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round...
她卻只說 她只想嬌喘一聲倒在我的懷裡
: She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
她說她的名字叫比莉‧珍
: Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
比莉姐美麗得讓每個宅宅都流口水 夢想自己
: Who will dance on the floor in the round...
就是那個與她共舞的人
: People always told me be careful of what you do
人們總是告訴我要小心自己的作為
: And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
別亂採路邊的野花 還踐踏她們
: And mother always told me be careful of who you love
我老母總是告訴我 騎車要帶安全帽
: And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth...
做愛要帶保險套 因為她可能騙你她正在安全期 放心進來吧
: Billie Jean is not my lover
比莉姐不是我愛人
: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
她卻堅稱我跟她有一腿
: But the kid is not my son...
但那個正太真的不是我兒子啊...
: She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son...
她說我就是孩子他爹 那猴仔是個白人但我是個黑人啊...
: For forty days and for forty nights
四十個不停機的日子
: The law was on her side
連法官都站在她那邊
: But who can stand when she's in demand
但她的美麗又有誰能抗拒的了勒
: Her schemes and plans
卻只因為一曲共舞
: 'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
因為我他X的跟她跳一隻舞 連放都沒放進去
: So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
孩子啊 好好聽前輩的建議 永遠要三思而後行
: (Do think twice!)
三思再三思!
: She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
她告訴我的戀人我曾跟她舞至夜半
: Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
還拿出疑似狗仔偷拍的相片(幹!那個人是冠C又不是我!)
: 'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby
就只因為他x的我跟她共舞過
: People always told me be careful of what you do
: And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
: She came and stood right by me
: Then the smell of sweet perfume
她滿身香氣的來到我跟前
: This happened much too soon
這實在發生得太快了
: She called me to her room
她叫我去跟她去開房間...我來不及察覺頭上一陣綠光...
: Billie Jean is not my lover
: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
: But the kid is not my son...
: Billie Jean is not my lover
: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
: But the kid is not my son...
: She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son...
: She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
: Billie Jean is not my lover
: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
: But the kid is not my son...
: She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son...
: She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son...

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All Comments

Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-03-03T03:46
高手
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2008-03-04T07:31
強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2008-03-05T11:15
翻譯能翻成這樣 實在很厲害
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2008-03-06T14:59
這就是祖國需要的翻譯人才XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2008-03-07T18:44
強者,真傳神
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2008-03-08T22:28
這條真的超經典! Thriller也不錯
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2008-03-10T02:12
高手阿~~
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2008-03-11T05:56
經典歌曲就是要推啊
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2008-03-12T09:41
後面那些是在翻什麼呀XDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2008-03-13T13:25
大王M
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2008-03-14T17:09
歌詞有含意...
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2008-03-15T20:54
高手!高手!高高手
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2008-03-17T00:38
太靠悲了 真是屌阿!! 我要卡XD鍵了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2008-03-18T04:22
正解滿分翻譯
John avatar
By John
at 2008-03-19T08:06
翻得太機車了啦....XDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2008-03-20T11:51
高手高手高高手!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2008-03-21T15:35
推一個
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2008-03-22T19:19
醋咪
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2008-03-23T23:04
太帥了XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2008-03-25T02:48
我快笑死了!超屌翻的好棒
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2008-03-26T06:32
太強了!!!XDDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2008-03-27T10:16
翻得太妙了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2008-03-28T14:01
西施版第一推送給你了~~XDD~~翻的太好了!!!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2008-03-29T17:45
翻的很妙..但推文的祖國...囧(有種怪怪的感覺..)
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2008-03-30T21:29
強者!!
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2008-04-01T01:14
大王M
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2008-04-02T04:58
這是祖國改革開放以來 在翻譯學上 又一重大成就
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2008-04-03T08:42
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...快笑死了...
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2008-04-04T12:26
!!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2008-04-05T16:11
原po是帥哥 幹 可以上表特啦
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2008-04-06T19:55
幹 太強了啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2008-04-07T23:39
邊看邊笑 XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2008-04-09T03:24
XD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2008-04-10T07:08
有笑有推XD
David avatar
By David
at 2008-04-11T10:52
幹 高手XDDDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2008-04-12T14:36
這可真是個高手阿
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2008-04-13T18:21
哈哈 幹 好強..
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2008-04-14T22:05
很好很強大
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2008-04-16T01:49
有笑有推 優質翻譯!!!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2008-04-17T05:34
高手...
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2008-04-18T09:18
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2008-04-19T13:02
路過再推:P
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2008-04-20T16:46
哇靠 超強
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2008-04-21T20:31
XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2008-04-23T00:15
XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2008-04-24T03:59
好文...... 難得一見的好人才 XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2008-04-25T07:44
XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2008-04-26T11:28
好強 邊看邊頭皮發麻 XDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2008-04-27T15:12
XD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2008-04-28T18:56
翻譯有專業到XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2008-04-29T22:41
哈 翻得真妙
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2008-05-01T02:25
強者啊!!! 推推推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2008-05-02T06:09
一定要推的 XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2008-05-03T09:53
"那猴仔是個白人但我是個黑人啊"..這句怎麼那麼好笑XD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2008-05-04T13:38
高手的專業翻譯 我笑到翻到
George avatar
By George
at 2008-05-05T17:22
笑死我了
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2008-05-06T21:06
算你厲害

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