龍是不是很高機率下面很臭? - 成人話題討論

By Bennie
at 2018-06-10T02:59
at 2018-06-10T02:59
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小弟淺水在西斯版許久
在西斯的耳濡目染下,陶冶在龍族的魅力
龍的巨乳豐臀跟蜜大腿一直深受西斯的推崇
小弟的審美觀在西斯的薰陶下
使我對現實社會瘦就是美的價值嗤之以鼻
長不夠帥,不會嘴砲,衣服能穿就好,所以一直約不到
下載鄉民介紹的各式APP,只對龍按愛心,起手式"妹子約嗎?"
然後就沒有下一句了...
為了能早點成為有情有義的真男人
我尋遍了各種管道要轉職成龍騎士
不知道為啥茶莊都沒有龍的蹤跡,也可能是我心中的龍比廣大的鄉民們還要巨大
終於在一個魚訊的群組發現一條龍
魚訊的布告寫著龍戰鬥力 155/95/G
恩~為了確定我真否可以屠龍
於是我馬上和雞頭約了,晚上決鬥
滿腔的熱血,提早半小時騎著車來到相約的火車站前
傳了LINE確定見面的地點後,龍傳訊說要貼車資唷,二話不說馬上答應
滿心期待龍的大駕光臨
終於龍搭著計程車姍姍來到,用LINE通話尋找彼此
我一出站前一眼就認出這頭猛獸,馬上知會她我就在她的身後
我心非常堅定,沒有絲毫恐懼,禮貌地向她問候
就在附近隨便找了間旅館準備提槍上陣
進旅館時好像也沒感受到什麼異樣的眼光,我想我心已無任何雜念,專心致志在屠龍
一進旅館,龍馬上倒在床上裝死...幹~鄉民不是說龍的服務會做得特別滿嗎?
和龍閒聊了一陣子之後,龍終於要去沖洗,就當我興致沖沖要一起洗時
卻被龍趕出來說要自己洗...幹我到底請你來幹嘛的,原來龍這麼驕縱,比我喝過的茶還難搞
但念在她是我心目中的巨龍,我選擇原諒了她不周到的服務,想著等下虐爆妳的龍穴
終於猛龍出浴,看著包裏在浴巾下的巨乳與包不住的蜜大腿讓我興奮了起來
但就在開腿準備上陣的瞬間,一股臭酸的味道,瞬間軟屌
真的是在龍洞一開才會散發出來,在吹硬開腿又軟,摸奶硬一開腿又瞬軟的嘗試後
自覺真的無法成功轉職,深深體會嗅覺無法欺騙自己阿
平常都看三層肉的A片尻尻,以為自己可以當個稱職的屠龍勇士,實戰才知道原來還有嗅覺這關
這才驚覺自己的弱小,與佩服西斯版上轉職成功的勇者們阿
這次屠龍的失敗,讓我深受打擊,原來屠龍沒那麼簡單
只光是看三層肉是不夠的,還需要對肥宅味能夠興奮起來
也理解到打炮最難過的關卡是味道,就算是一個再正的巨乳妹下面很臭還是軟屌
請問勇者們,龍是不是大多會有這種味道?是正常的嗎?
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