龍戰騎士之後抬不起頭怎麼辦？ - 成人話題討論

By Andy
at 2015-05-19T12:51

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本魯27歲，
上次終於用app約到聊一陣子的女生，
結果約出來根本像是盜圖，
聲音有如黃鶯出谷，
長相有如荒谷惡龍，
感覺我會被壓扁，
她一來就約我上摩鐵，
我想說也是難得，
還可以趁機脫離處男，
結果根本硬不起來，
她怎麼弄都無法，
無法擺脫就算了，
還被嘲笑說陽痿。

沒想到我內心傷痕太大，
一蹶不振，
開d槽看我的女神，
依然無法重振雄風，
我真得很魯～很魯～很魯～
捶了再多下桌子，
吼了再多次很魯，
不舉就是不舉，
難道我從今以後就要這樣過下去了嗎？
難道我只能一輩子當魯蛇嗎？

請問各位摸髮濕，
怎麼樣才能解除惡龍魔咒？
重振雄風呢？

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By Belly
at 2015-05-20T14:13

五樓幫你

By Doris
at 2015-05-21T15:35

換一根

By Gary
at 2015-05-22T16:58

屠龍之路，不由分說，賜汝無殺龍罪。

By Elizabeth
at 2015-05-23T18:20

左轉甲板

By Jessica
at 2015-05-24T19:42

我也有過這經驗放心隔一陣子就好了

By Victoria
at 2015-05-25T21:04

那只好叫文森大幫你用超真空速吸法幫你重振雄風

By Linda
at 2015-05-26T22:26

樓下50收

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-27T23:48

現在都是由徒弟vitamindg上場，真空吸引界的一代好手

By Noah
at 2015-05-29T01:11

又一屠龍勇士慘遭毒手文森大看來你該出手了!!!
打錯出屌才對..!!

By Audriana
at 2015-05-30T02:33

誰叫你不先打史萊姆升級直接挑龍根本自殺

By Olga
at 2015-05-31T03:55

割掉重練

By Erin
at 2015-06-01T05:17

不小心笑了出來

By Thomas
at 2015-06-02T06:39

沒先存檔齁

By Tracy
at 2015-06-03T08:02

嘻嘻壞掉ㄋ樓下收

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-04T09:24

轉交給樓下

By Leila
at 2015-06-05T10:46

欲練神功

By Charlotte
at 2015-06-06T12:08

樓上收你

By Olive
at 2015-06-07T13:30

賜你為屠龍王

By Audriana
at 2015-06-08T14:52

她嗆你你也嗆他阿,說你這隻豬也不照照鏡子ㄎ腰什麼

By Frederic
at 2015-06-09T16:15

交給我

By Quintina
at 2015-06-10T17:37

交給樓上

By Emily
at 2015-06-11T18:59

嗆豬幹嘛我喜歡摸摸豬歡迎來信

By Noah
at 2015-06-12T20:21

你有病吧

By Agatha
at 2015-06-13T21:43

認真回，趕快掛號性功能障礙... 把這篇轉給醫生看 = =

By George
at 2015-06-14T23:06

從哪裡跌倒就從哪裡爬起來...再約一次

By Andy
at 2015-06-16T00:28

Momo快來信阿 XD

By Joseph
at 2015-06-17T01:50

很魯XD

By Olga
at 2015-06-18T03:12

西斯版很多龍騎士，應該有人可以分享征服龍的經驗

By Audriana
at 2015-06-19T04:34

用辣椒水浸泡五分鐘即藥到病除

By Margaret
at 2015-06-20T05:57

這就是趴數不夠想越等打怪的下場

By Jessica
at 2015-06-21T07:19

創傷後壓力症候群??

By Kama
at 2015-06-22T08:41

轉介給找不到大大補尾刀屠龍

By Jacky
at 2015-06-23T10:03

關燈 ...

By Joe
at 2015-06-24T11:25

叫隊友搶上下神殿啊

By Damian
at 2015-06-25T12:47

不懂有些女人只放個臉照沒放生活照也敢約

By Wallis
at 2015-06-26T14:10

解鈴還需繫鈴人...上吧 !!!

By Gary
at 2015-06-27T15:32

電燈關掉快點幹伊幹閃人阿

By Robert
at 2015-06-28T16:54

其實你是甲甲,正常男人就算是龍也能硬...

By Irma
at 2015-06-29T18:16

壞了轉甲版

By Bennie
at 2015-06-30T19:38

你知道瘋龍病嗎索林得過的

By Lucy
at 2015-07-01T21:01

你不知道有修圖程式？看看板上女神你便知

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-02T22:23

轉看甲片

By Hazel
at 2015-07-03T23:45

ID給我有種衝著我來!

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-05T01:07

從哪裡跌倒就從哪裡爬起來...然後再跌一次再痛一次！

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-06T02:29

搥下面...不要鎚桌子說不定就起來了=w=

By Olive
at 2015-07-07T03:51

花錢啊

By Selena
at 2015-07-08T05:14

好可悲...

By Faithe
at 2015-07-09T06:36

XDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2015-07-10T07:58

去尻一槍

By Lily
at 2015-07-11T09:20

找更強的龍就覺得原本的龍跟本就只是隻小羊再約一次

By Hedwig
at 2015-07-12T10:42

拍拍，下一個會更好

By Faithe
at 2015-07-13T12:05

50 樓下收

By Kama
at 2015-07-14T13:27

自己廢怪誰

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-15T14:49

馬上去找殺龍巴斯XDDDDDD

By David
at 2015-07-16T16:11

拍拍

By Puput
at 2015-07-17T17:33

心因性的狀況，其實放下或許就恢復正常

By Candice
at 2015-07-18T18:55

被龍屠了

By Ida
at 2015-07-19T20:18

負負得正，要再去茶店找五十左右阿姨幫你習慣

By Ina
at 2015-07-20T21:40

真的不忍噓

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-21T23:02

隱影太深

By Rae
at 2015-07-23T00:24

轉換個心情唄..

By Una
at 2015-07-24T01:46

龍的定義是什麼

By Ethan
at 2015-07-25T03:09

施主，放下一切方可圓滿

By Yuri
at 2015-07-26T04:31

拍拍你可能要這樣一輩子了

By Megan
at 2015-07-27T05:53

你沒收功就罵髒話？

By Lauren
at 2015-07-28T07:15

我也想問龍的定義是什麼!!

By Valerie
at 2015-07-29T08:37

推推

By Quintina
at 2015-07-30T09:59

可以轉職啊

By Agnes
at 2015-07-31T11:22

屠龍少說也要穿+9以上裝備

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-01T12:44

吃Viagra..

By Lily
at 2015-08-02T14:06

您好，您需要轉職 1.龍魔導騎士 2.聖光屠龍士

By Ingrid
at 2015-08-03T15:28

巴龍吃掉後被aced然後defeat了嗎？

By Hardy
at 2015-08-04T16:50

不要一直再那邊龍不龍的，自己不行還怪別人

龍戰騎士之後抬不起頭怎麼辦？ - 成人話題討論

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