魔獸........好樣的.............. - 成人話題討論

Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2005-06-14T05:21

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凌晨兩點多....

我陪著女友打魔獸

相信許多版友都玩過All Star吧.....

那時我在旁邊看她玩

她玩刺客(SA)

前置道具買好後

他問我接下來該買什麼

我說"買purge刀吧"

結果她聽了裡面的隊友的話

沒有買purge刀 跑去買爆擊劍

令我耿耿於懷.........

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剛剛凌晨五點多

和女友纏綿~~~

兩人正興奮時

一定會互相挑逗以及說一些淫穢的話語

這時.....我問她說"XX 你乖不乖阿?"

她說"恩 我超乖的呀"

又問"你會不會聽我的話阿?? XX"

她說"會呀 我只聽你一個人的 我會一直只聽你的"


結果................................................






























我說"那你剛剛為什麼不買purge刀...."

女友"幹... !@#$%#$$!@"

我"........................"

順時整個場面冷了下來


各位覺得........這是我的錯嗎??????????

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Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2005-06-14T11:37
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Aaliyah
at 2005-06-14T17:53
妳女友幹什麼
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at 2005-06-15T00:09
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at 2005-06-15T18:58
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Rae
at 2005-06-16T01:15
只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Selena
at 2005-06-16T07:31
幹
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By Agatha
at 2005-06-16T13:47
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Faithe
at 2005-06-16T20:04
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Kristin
at 2005-06-17T02:20
不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板獸
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By Joe
at 2005-06-17T08:36
寄給朋友
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By Oscar
at 2005-06-17T14:52
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2005-06-17T21:09
帥啊!老皮!
樓上推文說"愛記恨"是....？
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2005-06-18T03:25
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友 我洨了XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2005-06-18T09:41
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2005-06-18T15:58
這太強了~ 完全瞬間冷掉了 原po會被秒殺吧 XD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2005-06-18T22:14
哈哈哈哈..我笑了
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By Ula
at 2005-06-19T04:30
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Heather
at 2005-06-19T10:47
帥ㄚ!老皮
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By Vanessa
at 2005-06-19T17:03
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Ursula
at 2005-06-19T23:19
挖哈哈哈哈...ToT@m 肚子好痛...
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By Candice
at 2005-06-20T05:35
愛記恨 orz
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By Joseph
at 2005-06-20T11:52
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2005-06-20T18:08
女友說:更!你這魔獸小白聽你的包死..
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2005-06-21T00:24
這當然是你的錯 (不知道該-_-還是XD)
奇怪怎麼又有點想罵"碼的"
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2005-06-21T06:41
這應該po到joke版去吧XD
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By Xanthe
at 2005-06-21T12:57
XD滿點
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By Brianna
at 2005-06-21T19:13
好機八的男朋友阿!!!
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By Poppy
at 2005-06-22T01:30
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Bennie
at 2005-06-22T07:46
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Edith
at 2005-06-22T14:02
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Jacky
at 2005-06-22T20:18
不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友(幹 我錯了)
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By Carolina Franco
at 2005-06-23T02:35
噗
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2005-06-23T08:51
刺客買purge刀或報及都可以吧...何必強求勒
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2005-06-23T15:07
我笑了.....推purge刀.....
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2005-06-23T21:24
凌晨5點還在打砲不睡覺! 活該!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2005-06-24T03:40
我洨了 XD
凌晨5點 樓上的是在 OGC ?
粉紅依娃 有冷到 真的...(抖)
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By Agnes
at 2005-06-24T09:56
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Daniel
at 2005-06-24T16:13
大學生炫耀文? 打電動 打炮 打bbs @@
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By William
at 2005-06-24T22:29
不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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at 2005-06-26T05:50
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Necoo
at 2005-06-26T12:07
z: 你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Edwina
at 2005-06-26T18:23
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Quanna
at 2005-06-27T00:39
你不只激射你女友, 也激射了泡友
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By Hedda
at 2005-06-27T06:56
這是我看過 推的最不齊一次的推文~~~ 汗!!!
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By Jacky
at 2005-06-27T13:12
只激怒你女友,也激怒了版友
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By Hedda
at 2005-06-27T19:28
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友。
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By Edwina
at 2005-06-28T01:44
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Heather
at 2005-06-28T08:01
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Ivy
at 2005-06-28T14:17
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Susan
at 2005-06-28T20:33
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友，２１！！
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By Dinah
at 2005-06-29T02:50
不知道all star是什麼 不過我穿all star (耍冷了
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By David
at 2005-06-29T09:06
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Margaret
at 2005-06-29T15:22
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Lily
at 2005-06-29T21:39
你太無聊了..
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By Suhail Hany
at 2005-06-30T03:55
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Linda
at 2005-06-30T10:11
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Agnes
at 2005-06-30T16:27
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友。
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By Rae
at 2005-06-30T22:44
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Selena
at 2005-07-01T05:00
哈哈 這樣還滿冷的~不過我也好奇他幹麻不聽你的
George avatar
By George
at 2005-07-01T11:16
我不爭氣的笑了XD
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By William
at 2005-07-01T17:33
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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at 2005-07-01T23:49
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Hedda
at 2005-07-02T06:05
這篇一定要推的啦XDDDDD
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By William
at 2005-07-02T12:22
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Michael
at 2005-07-02T18:38
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2005-07-03T00:54
我只能說...帥啊!老皮
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2005-07-03T07:10
我笑到不行了..怎麼有那麼愛記恨的
Una avatar
By Una
at 2005-07-03T13:27
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2005-07-03T19:43
我了解你的心情...因為我也會對他說......
剛剛妳為什麼不買M4~跑去買什麼MP5 - -+
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2005-07-04T01:59
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Oscar
at 2005-07-04T08:16
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2005-07-04T14:32
中午過了...我 噴 飯 了...
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2005-07-04T20:48
XD
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By Queena
at 2005-07-05T03:05
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Kyle
at 2005-07-05T09:21
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了板友
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2005-07-05T15:37
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了PIYO
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了PIYO!!!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2005-07-05T21:53
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了版友
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By Elizabeth
at 2005-07-06T04:10
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2005-07-06T10:26
喔喔喔喔喔!! 版名改了!!!!!!!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2005-07-06T16:42
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2005-07-06T22:59
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2005-07-07T05:15
你慘了~~~她要拿paper來看了.....
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2005-07-07T11:31
是你的錯(指) 還真是有夠沒情調不會看場面..
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2005-07-07T17:48
笨蛋= =
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By John
at 2005-07-08T00:04
不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2005-07-08T06:20
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
John avatar
By John
at 2005-07-08T12:36
酷斃了 哈哈哈 我洨了
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By Carolina Franco
at 2005-07-08T18:53
不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2005-07-09T01:09
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了板友
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2005-07-09T07:25
你女朋友那兒應該馬上蒸發吧..乾掉
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2005-07-09T13:42
那後來有做完嗎XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2005-07-09T19:58
算你狠...XDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2005-07-10T02:14
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了板友
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2005-07-10T08:31
你不只激怒了你女友，也激怒了板友
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2005-07-10T14:47
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2005-07-10T21:03
我嘯了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2005-07-11T03:19
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2005-07-11T09:36
快爆吧
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2005-07-11T15:52
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2005-07-11T22:08
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2005-07-12T04:25
哈哈 這篇怎麼還沒爆
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2005-07-12T10:41
快報了說
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2005-07-12T16:57
XD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2005-07-12T23:14
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Jake
at 2005-07-13T05:30
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2005-07-13T11:46
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友 (是我爆嗎)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2005-07-13T18:02
我比較喜歡玩三國：
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By Belly
at 2005-07-14T00:19
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2005-07-14T06:35
推爆擊劍!!
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By Todd Johnson
at 2005-07-14T12:51
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Isabella
at 2005-07-14T19:08
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Leila
at 2005-07-15T01:24
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Poppy
at 2005-07-15T07:40
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
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By Oscar
at 2005-07-15T13:57
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2005-07-15T20:13
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2005-07-16T02:29
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
George avatar
By George
at 2005-07-16T08:45
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2005-07-16T15:02
可以轉笨版嗎....
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2005-07-16T21:18
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2005-07-17T03:34
幹
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2005-07-17T09:51
XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2005-07-17T16:07
終於爆了...
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2005-07-17T22:23
你不指激怒你女友 也激怒板眾了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2005-07-18T04:40
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2005-07-18T10:56
幹!好一個purge刀啊!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2005-07-18T17:12
哈~~好一個purge刀!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2005-07-18T23:28
你不只激怒你女友，也激怒了板友
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2005-07-19T05:45
借我轉一下嘿
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2005-07-19T12:01
你還是自斷其根吧
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2005-07-19T18:17
這個讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2005-07-20T00:34
你為何不買purge刀？
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2005-07-20T06:50
現在purge刀強得很勒XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2005-07-20T13:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2005-07-20T19:23
朝聖XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2005-07-21T01:39
2009/09/28 朝聖簽
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2005-07-21T07:55
複習一下.
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2005-07-21T14:11
2009/09/28 簽到
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2005-07-21T20:28
朝聖
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2005-07-22T02:44
潮 聖！
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2005-07-22T09:00
朝聖
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By Suhail Hany
at 2005-07-22T15:17
朝聖
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By Puput
at 2005-07-22T21:33
朝聖
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By Daph Bay
at 2005-07-23T03:49
朝聖
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2005-07-23T10:06
潮聖
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2005-07-23T16:22
朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太北爛!!!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2005-07-23T22:38
朝聖~~
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2005-07-24T04:54
朝聖 XD 白痴
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2005-07-24T11:11
再度朝聖 這篇當初看到就笑死我了XDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2005-07-24T17:27
看推文來朝聖的XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2005-07-24T23:43
簽到
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2005-07-25T06:00
朝聖 西斯purge刀 黑特O2
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2005-07-25T12:16
朝聖
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2005-07-25T18:32
朝聖 XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2005-07-26T00:49
朝聖
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2005-07-26T07:05
朝聖
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2005-07-26T13:21
朝聖
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2005-07-26T19:37
那你剛剛為什麼不買purge刀....
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2005-07-27T01:54
朝聖
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2005-07-27T08:10
朝聖 2011/1/4
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2005-07-27T14:26
朝聖2011
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2005-07-27T20:43
朝聖 2011/1/4
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2005-07-28T02:59
高朝聖者
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2005-07-28T09:15
不朝聖對不起自己
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2005-07-28T15:32
朝聖01.05.2011
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2005-07-28T21:48
朝聖2011/1/5
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2005-07-29T04:04
朝聖purge刀
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2005-07-29T10:20
你剛剛為什麼不買purge刀...
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2005-07-29T16:37
2011.06.25 這笑話我記了6年
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2005-07-29T22:53
同樓上 這笑話6年來一直沒忘記過....
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2005-07-30T05:09
朝聖!!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2005-07-30T11:26
2011/7/31 XD
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By Blanche
at 2005-07-30T17:42
2013 1年前看過 忘記推文
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By Ophelia
at 2005-07-30T23:58
2014/6 經典
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By Freda
at 2005-07-31T06:15
2015
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By Andrew
at 2005-07-31T12:31
耿耿於懷...
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By Yedda
at 2005-07-31T18:47
2020年還是沒忘記過QQ

G佬豪洨論壇～出來跑～遲早要還的！

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By Necoo
at 2005-06-14T02:02
剛剛看了「女孩說這句話是什麼意思」的文章後～ 讓我感慨萬分～ 原本已經打算封筆的我～ 在一股衝動下～ 決定PO完這篇在封筆吧～ 以下是本文開始～ 俗話說～出來跑，遲早要還的！ 另一句名言是～愛總是使人盲目～ 關於原PO的那篇文章裡的情況～ 說真的～ 常常在這個兩性教育失敗的台灣社會裡發生～ 而這種狀 ...

Re: 祝版主badbadboy生日快樂

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By Doris
at 2005-06-14T00:54
※ 引述《grapesnake (空)》之銘言： : 嗯 : 是的 : 就是今天 : 生日快樂啦... 以後and#34;我活了18年到現在都沒交女朋友and#34; and#34;我團齡18年and#34; 這兩句的數字都要+1了 T^T 哎呀呀...希望能早日脫團(淚) 西斯真溫暖~ ...

祝版主badbadboy生日快樂

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By Annie
at 2005-06-14T00:01
嗯 是的 就是今天 生日快樂啦... - ...

請問G大

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By Rosalind
at 2005-06-13T13:10
※ 引述《freedicky (縱情慾海)》之銘言： : Dear G大: : 夏天到了,天氣漸漸熱起來 : 街頭上,美眉的穿著一天比一天火辣, : 海攤上,比基尼妹們來回穿梭巡邏, : 夜店裡,上身僅著小可愛的肉彈們擠滿舞池, : 想請教G大,根據您老豐富的駕訓經驗: : 美眉的衣著暴露程度,與其性慾是否有 ...

我女朋友跟我做的時候....

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By Enid
at 2005-06-13T00:53
真是趕羚羊草枝擺 他在看paper耶!!!! 有沒有搞錯 我對他這麼好 居然看paper跟我做..... 真是0rz...... - ...