鬼月到了有人幹過飄嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Doris
at 2016-08-03T16:18

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我老家有個叔公

今年84歲了

聽我爸說

這個叔公年輕時很帥

女朋友一個換過一個

這在那年代的鄉下很誇張

他都體外射精，很幸運都沒弄出人命過

除了玩很大外叔公還很愛賭博

在那時候賭博被抓到好像挺慘的

可是他還是砲照打賭照賭

某一個晚上他帶女人回家過夜

半夜時那女的被推下床還被不知道哪裡來的女鬼恐嚇

然後叔公就confirm被女鬼看上了

出手意料的叔公不排斥娶阿飄

據我爸轉述叔公說那阿飄長得不賴而且答應他讓住賭運亨通

然後莫名奇妙我爸就多了一個阿飄阿嬸了

當時叔公迎娶時很低調

村庄裡很少人知道，只有叔公之前的幾個砲友知道

所以叔公有一段時間賭博贏了很多錢

直到被發現他們夫妻聯手詐賭後就沒人肯和他賭了

不過也沒有人敢追討賭債

再來是幹阿飄的事

我爸說叔公真的性好漁色

很喜歡跟我爸這輩的姪子們分享打砲的經驗

說到這個阿飄嬸

他都會露出很耐人尋味的爽臉

讚嘆祂的身材很好臉蛋漂亮重點是很敢玩

缺點是很會吃醋不準他找其他女人

最後是我叔叔的證言

以前那種三合院的房子房間是沒門的

只有一個門簾稍微擋住

從小多尿的叔叔半夜不想在尿壺尿尿

都很勇敢的走到家門外的廁所尿尿

然後經過叔叔門口聽到男女在呻吟

好奇探頭偷窺一下

發現叔公都會眼睛閉著對著空氣狂抽猛送

大有狂幹不止至死方休的氣勢

因為太震撼了我叔叔甚至後來特地半夜起床觀摩

奇怪的是偶爾真的會聽到女的呻吟聲

可是怎麼看就是叔公在對著空氣猛幹啊

我爸也因為好奇跟著看過不過覺得很悲哀就回去睡了

你叔叔的性愛技巧就是建立在那些偷窺的夜晚之上~我爸如此對我說

我叔叔長毛後也是玩很大

之前在中國當台商賺了不少現在早早過著退休的生活

他當兵時遇到很多志同道合的朋友

退伍後和一群朋友有空就去中國當救國團砲兵團

然後我高中時在論壇的救國團自拍圖裡還有看過他的身影

對了

鬼月到了有人跟我叔公一樣幹過阿飄嗎??

我叔公現在失智了跟他聊天聊不起來

不過聽我老家看護may說

他有時候都會偷摸她的屁股

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By Edward Lewis
at 2016-08-05T01:09

你媽知道你這樣嗎?

By Catherine
at 2016-08-06T10:00

分類「豪洨」

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-07T18:52

空幹王始祖

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-09T03:43

好好笑喔原來真的有人被鬼幹

By Eden
at 2016-08-10T12:34

被鬼幹感覺像在壬
幹罵人

By Harry
at 2016-08-11T21:26

你以為你是甯采臣嗎= =

By Puput
at 2016-08-13T06:17

真亞洲空幹王

By Emily
at 2016-08-14T15:09

冰塊那篇你沒看？

By Bethany
at 2016-08-16T00:00

優秀的叔公；人帥真好，千古不變的真理

By Candice
at 2016-08-17T08:51

文章支援：#1NePAJUV (sex)

By Charlie
at 2016-08-18T17:43

幹空氣感覺好悲哀

By Donna
at 2016-08-20T02:34

你叔公年輕時是不是有個外號叫亞洲舞王?

By William
at 2016-08-21T11:26

而且是歌手專輯一直改版甚至很多迷妹當粉絲?

By Robert
at 2016-08-22T20:17

失智還堅持要摸屁股不錯不錯

By Rachel
at 2016-08-24T05:08

哈哈哈哈

By Enid
at 2016-08-25T14:00

摸屁股是本能

By Edith
at 2016-08-26T22:51

希望sod能拍幹鬼嬸系列

By Belly
at 2016-08-28T07:42

這...推吧

By Candice
at 2016-08-29T16:34

寧可信其有好特別的體驗

By Gary
at 2016-08-31T01:25

蠻會寫

By Dora
at 2016-09-01T10:17

本性不變

By Dora
at 2016-09-02T19:08

太威啦

By Dora
at 2016-09-04T03:59

聽說你們家姓羅?

By Erin
at 2016-09-05T12:51

好啦有點好笑

By Yuri
at 2016-09-06T21:42

你叔叔是刃牙嗎?
打錯應該是叔公,至今只看到刃牙可以做到跟空氣對幹

By Kama
at 2016-09-08T06:34

我算是開了眼界了.....

By Mary
at 2016-09-09T15:25

叔公姓羅??

By Doris
at 2016-09-11T00:16

前幾篇就有啊

By Rebecca
at 2016-09-12T09:08

我有夢過被女鬼隔空借種... 但是沒有幹的劇情

By Yedda
at 2016-09-13T17:59

遠方黑暗中突然出現盞燈火女鬼就跟我道謝讓他有個陪伴

By Lauren
at 2016-09-15T02:50

你叔叔是小豬嗎？

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-16T11:42

你爹應該在嘆氣當初沒射在牆上

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-17T20:33

空幹王xd

By Christine
at 2016-09-19T05:25

這個超屌誒

By Daniel
at 2016-09-20T14:16

幹空氣會幹到射惹嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-21T23:07

什麼東西啊哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2016-09-23T07:59

叔公如果有兒子，怎麼生的?

By Bennie
at 2016-09-24T16:50

問問亞洲空幹哥

By Charlie
at 2016-09-26T01:41

換你接手你叔公的老婆啊超正點的!!

By George
at 2016-09-27T10:33

你阿公是不是姓羅？

By Kristin
at 2016-09-28T19:24

你叔公是不是第二個字叫志

By Aaliyah
at 2016-09-30T04:16

亞洲空幹王XD

By Callum
at 2016-10-01T13:07

請參考上面幾樓的冰塊豪洨文

By Quanna
at 2016-10-02T21:58

空幹王哈哈哈哈哈

By Franklin
at 2016-10-04T06:50

SOD新劇本

By Christine
at 2016-10-05T15:41

#1NePAJUV

By Irma
at 2016-10-07T00:33

有豪小有推

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-10-08T09:24

空幹始祖

By Connor
at 2016-10-09T18:15

有病要吃藥啊

By Hedwig
at 2016-10-11T03:07

你可以問朴奉汃

By Blanche
at 2016-10-12T11:58

AVOP-279

By Rosalind
at 2016-10-13T20:49

羅可能幹過

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-10-15T05:41

空幹王哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2016-10-16T14:32

太強了！

By Connor
at 2016-10-17T23:24

您叔公姓羅吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-10-19T08:15

你叔公是不是號稱舞王？

By Lily
at 2016-10-20T17:06

上面幾篇就是啦

By Kumar
at 2016-10-22T01:58

有創意給推XD 空幹王4ni !?

By Leila
at 2016-10-23T10:49

有笑有推

By Una
at 2016-10-24T19:41

羅先生故事精彩

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-10-26T04:32

工三小XDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-10-27T13:23

哈哈哈笑點不錯

By Puput
at 2016-10-28T22:15

看你上篇的文就覺得這篇是唬爛的

By Carol
at 2016-10-30T07:06

空幹教父

By Carol
at 2016-10-31T15:57

祝福你被卡到

By Odelette
at 2016-11-02T00:49

今天初一我到底看了什麼……走錯板了啦

By Heather
at 2016-11-03T09:40

難道空幹王也能看到.....?不過叔公屌打空幹王給推

By John
at 2016-11-04T18:32

我朋友被鬼強姦不要不信邪
我朋友長得不錯被女鬼硬上
我們朋友一大群約好唱歌他是哭著來赴約的

By Michael
at 2016-11-06T03:23

感覺可以轉媽佛

By Hazel
at 2016-11-07T12:14

空幹王XDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-11-08T21:06

空幹王XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2016-11-10T05:57

叔公：尖叫聲～～～～～～～～～～～～～!！

By Necoo
at 2016-11-11T14:49

幹飄又有紅包拿有吃又有拿

By George
at 2016-11-12T23:40

叔叔的性愛技巧就是建立在那些……我笑翻

By Rachel
at 2016-11-14T08:31

XDD

By Damian
at 2016-11-15T17:23

空幹王叔叔

By Mason
at 2016-11-17T02:14

所以最後叔公有娶人類老婆嗎？

By Carol
at 2016-11-18T11:05

幹拎娘有好笑到

By Dorothy
at 2016-11-19T19:57

我這是看了什麼馬佛

By Xanthe
at 2016-11-21T04:48

我還以為來到媽佛版

By Ivy
at 2016-11-22T13:40

空幹王祖先

By Kama
at 2016-11-23T22:31

叔公姓羅？失敬失敬

By Faithe
at 2016-11-25T07:22

大家都這麼有禮貌喔...

By Queena
at 2016-11-26T16:14

想不到那年代就有充氣娃娃

By Delia
at 2016-11-28T01:05

XDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-11-29T09:57

真的有空幹王耶！！

By Frederica
at 2016-11-30T18:48

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Frederica
at 2016-12-02T03:39

笑翻

By Quintina
at 2016-12-03T12:31

尖叫聲～～

By Edwina
at 2016-12-04T21:22

愛的主場秀~~~

By Steve
at 2016-12-06T06:13

你都說完了還問什麼掛啦XD

By Kelly
at 2016-12-07T15:05

═════════════════════空幹王!

By Caroline
at 2016-12-08T23:56

空幹王XDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-12-10T08:48

超好笑給推

By Hedy
at 2016-12-11T17:39

我信了

By Gary
at 2016-12-13T02:30

靠杯真的假的XDDDDD

By Gary
at 2016-12-14T11:22

。。。

By Genevieve
at 2016-12-15T20:13

我應該算幹過吧媽佛版我有po過

By Zenobia
at 2016-12-17T05:04

confirm

By Bennie
at 2016-12-18T13:56

某羅的師父原來就是你叔叔！

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-12-19T22:47

空幹王幹空王

By Mia
at 2016-12-21T07:39

三小XDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-12-22T16:30

齋八寶?!?!

By Jacky
at 2016-12-24T01:21

所以亞洲空幹王也被飄看上，所以才會空幹？

By Eden
at 2016-12-25T10:13

amy是來亂的喔XDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-12-26T19:04

幹有好笑XD

By Odelette
at 2016-12-28T03:56

你嬸婆知道你在這發文會縮陽你嗎

By Caitlin
at 2016-12-29T12:47

最後轉折好笑推個xdd

By Ingrid
at 2016-12-30T21:38

空幹

By Emily
at 2017-01-01T06:30

幹的好啊！!!!!!

By Kyle
at 2017-01-02T15:21

rx179001媽佛版文章還蠻好笑的阿

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-04T00:12

By Delia
at 2017-01-05T09:04

所以may懷孕家人會不會懷疑你

By Lydia
at 2017-01-06T17:55

亞洲認證空幹始祖

By Callum
at 2017-01-08T02:47

快笑死

By Selena
at 2017-01-09T11:38

空幹

By Aaliyah
at 2017-01-10T20:29

還蠻屌的屌爆
了

By Ida
at 2017-01-12T05:21

噓你沒有尊重的心

By Mia
at 2017-01-13T14:12

扯

By James
at 2017-01-14T23:04

覺得很悲哀讓我笑惹XDDD

By Callum
at 2017-01-16T07:55

空幹的翹楚XDD

By Candice
at 2017-01-17T16:46

羅志祥是你叔公

By Callum
at 2017-01-19T01:38

很好奇最後發射的東西會到哪

By Robert
at 2017-01-20T10:29

醒醒啊

By Susan
at 2017-01-21T19:20

空幹王

By Poppy
at 2017-01-23T04:12

Kung gang wang

By Jake
at 2017-01-24T13:03

真。空幹王！ wwww

By Elma
at 2017-01-25T21:55

中國祥

By Catherine
at 2017-01-27T06:46

不是失智是元神本靈被你阿嬸勾走了~

By Andy
at 2017-01-28T15:37

讓我想到"殭屍鬥天師"這部片

By Kumar
at 2017-01-30T00:29

http://i.imgur.com/WLZL6cu.jpg

By Brianna
at 2017-01-31T09:20

對不起嘴角不知道為何失守了XD

By Regina
at 2017-02-01T18:12

有笑有推

By Quanna
at 2017-02-03T03:03

幹可轉媽佛板

By Daph Bay
at 2017-02-04T11:54

太豪洨了吧

By Zenobia
at 2017-02-05T20:46

By Connor
at 2017-02-07T05:37

幹我笑了XD

By Adele
at 2017-02-08T14:28

這叔公太狂了

By Ida
at 2017-02-09T23:20

空氣人形

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