高雄 三杯雞套餐 - 成人話題討論

Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-08-30T02:38

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天母金正恩我這次來高雄辦事,

太累回到商旅直接暈死撞到頭,

夢到朋友幫我介紹了當地的雞頭,

用LINE聯絡聊天後,

雞頭說既然是老朋友的朋友,

就幫我安排六張小朋友的尊榮三杯雞套餐,

也就是安排喝三杯茶,每杯享用一小時,
但是要連續喝,

而且要喝完,沒喝完就原價計算。

三杯茶分別是小隻馬、波霸跟高挑。



我想說既然這麼好康,又是朋友介紹,

何況我年輕力壯,當然要親身品嚐看看!



第一杯,小隻馬,黑黑的俏麗型,

153/40/24Y

殘廢澡、無套BJ 、LG樣樣來,

自己在上面搖得很開心,

然後用背後式撞到她抽搐剛好時間到,

她一句話都沒說互相沖沖就要走了,

我問她要先給全部或部份嗎?

她說全部給最後一杯。




過了二十分鐘,第二杯,巨乳白嫩E杯肉肉可愛型,

161/56/28Y,很親切好聊,

一進來就說第一杯茶說我是神器要好好體驗,

一樣殘廢澡、無套BJ、LG樣樣來,

然後一樣很努力在上面搖,

可惜她肌耐力不足搖不太動,

最後傳教士結束,

她一臉滿足的走了。



再過二十分鐘,第三回合來了,

第一眼看到我就傻眼,是深焙茶!

目測173/70/35+Y,看到直接熄火,

一樣流程但是我完.全.硬.不.起.來!

雖然如此她的手口技巧不錯,

搭配想像力還是硬了,

結果她說聽說我是神器叫我幫她舒服,(OS: EO4我來享受放鬆的還要幫妳舒服?)

傳教士體位進去感覺在插熱空氣,

還有一點點的茶胜味,

但是想到前面兩隻太正點,

如果算原價大概要多付一倍價錢,

死拼活拼也是把最後一茶喝完,

然後付清送走。





隔天我跟雞頭聊LINE,

跟她抱怨前一天的最後一杯太扯難度太高了,

她回我一句〝因為聽說您是神器,所以臨時增加難度,但神器名不虛傳,我很久沒有那麼舒
服了。〞

我頓時語塞,立刻封鎖LINE,跟櫃台說房間不乾淨我要換房間。

然後,我就從這個惡夢中驚醒了…


惡夢阿!真是惡夢!


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All Comments

Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-09-02T00:41
你的神器有我神嗎
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-09-04T22:43
唉唷那麼神哦
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-09-07T20:46
所以第三個是雞頭
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-09-10T18:49
好個雞頭..
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-09-13T16:52
哈哈哈 雞頭一個juke
應該是雞頭+朋友的juke XD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-09-16T14:55
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-09-19T12:58
難怪錢全給最後一個就好
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-09-22T11:01
看完我笑了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-09-25T09:04
靠北笑歪XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-09-28T07:07
哎喲
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-10-01T05:10
幹笑死我
John avatar
By John
at 2015-10-04T03:12
哈哈哈哈哈哈 說到底你還是喝了
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-10-07T01:15
笑死 最後幹了雞頭XDDDDDDDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-10-09T23:18
XDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-10-12T21:21
哈哈哈哈哈 笑死
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-10-15T19:24
有梗給推
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-10-18T17:27
哈哈哈太好笑
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-10-21T15:30
哈哈哈
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-10-24T13:33
啊最後一段太神XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-10-27T11:36
笑死
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-10-30T09:39
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-11-02T07:41
你夢到的會在9/18後實現 iphoon6s...
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-11-05T05:44
XDDDDDD 不錯
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-11-08T03:47
三段式陷阱的感覺
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-11-11T01:50
chicken head
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-11-13T23:53
(笑到不行)
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-11-16T21:56
太坑啦
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-11-19T19:59
七賢路嗎?
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-11-22T18:02
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-11-25T16:05
整個有畫面
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-11-28T14:08
笑了XDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-12-01T12:10
我笑慘了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-12-04T10:13
XDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-12-07T08:16
超好笑阿
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-12-10T06:19
這梗有fresh
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-12-13T04:22
幹 這是joke嗎 結局太好笑了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-12-16T02:25
哈哈哈哈,第三個雞頭親自上陣了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-12-19T00:28
哈哈哈,笑點
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-12-21T22:31
XDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-12-24T20:34
雞頭這招厲害
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-27T18:37
我來挑戰雞頭!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-12-30T16:39
笑死我了哈哈哈
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-01-02T14:42
猛雞頭
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-01-05T12:45
哈哈~雞頭
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-08T10:48
打Boss了XDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-01-11T08:51
你贏了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-01-14T06:54
哇,棒
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-01-17T04:57
幹~我笑死(猛拍桌)xDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-01-20T03:00
打副本Boss
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-01-23T01:03
雞頭是最後一杯 哈哈哈哈哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-01-25T23:06
太好笑了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-01-28T21:08
我沒跟你要訊啊0.0
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-31T19:11
雞頭也試車?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-03T17:14
哈哈哈,太好笑了
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-02-06T15:17
靠杯阿XDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-02-09T13:20
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-12T11:23
被陰了
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-02-15T09:26
金毛獅王4ni?
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-02-18T07:29
好笑
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-02-21T05:32
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-02-24T03:35
雞頭自己上XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-02-27T01:37
好笑XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-02-29T23:40
一個juker阿
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-03-03T21:43
臨時決定 那第一個最好會知道錢要給最後一個
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-03-06T19:46
靠北媽媽桑可以賺錢又爽 媽的
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-03-09T17:49
好梗難得
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-03-12T15:52
猛 媽媽桑自己下來賺
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-03-15T13:55
果然是尊榮等級才能有的
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-03-18T11:58
果然是老朋友的朋友!很照顧你啊!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-03-21T10:01
XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-03-24T08:04
水 真是尊榮級欸服務
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-27T06:06
哈哈哈笑死
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-03-30T04:09
超好笑XDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-04-02T02:12
太好笑了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-04-05T00:15
有吃又有拿賺翻啦
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-04-07T22:18
爆啦哈哈哈哈快笑死
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-04-10T20:21
聽說你是神器xd
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-04-13T18:24
有笑有推
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-04-16T16:27
三杯雞推。太嗨了!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-04-19T14:30
其實是小姐不夠G頭親自上陣
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-04-22T12:33
太神啦!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-04-25T10:35
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-04-28T08:38
同公會推XDDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-05-01T06:41
XDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-05-04T04:44
XDDDDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-05-07T02:47
這感覺就像夢到被鬼追,嚇醒以後又被鬼繼續追,又嚇醒
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-05-10T00:50
XDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-05-12T22:53
好笑 太有畫面了…
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-05-15T20:56
XD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-05-18T18:59
XDDDDD 有神!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-05-21T17:02
所以第三個是雞頭XDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-05-24T15:04
感謝你讓sex版變得如此歡樂…
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-05-27T13:07
雞頭表示:舒爽
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-05-30T11:10
爆笑wwwwwwww
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-02T09:13
XDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-06-05T07:16
笑死XDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-06-08T05:19
結果最爽的是雞頭~~ XD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-06-11T03:22
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-06-14T01:25
神器加油
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-06-16T23:28
原來是4K+4K-2K的公式,社會學好深奧阿XD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-06-19T21:31
哈哈!+9聖器報到了^_^
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-06-22T19:33
XXXXXXXD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-06-25T17:36
下次會挑戰關雲長過五關斬六將的套餐嗎? 好強阿!
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-06-28T15:39
幹 費到笑XDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-07-01T13:42
你這算創作了吧
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-04T11:45
看到天母金正恩 我有點看不下去了 哈哈
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-07-07T09:48
超靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-07-10T07:51
好喝
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-07-13T05:54
大笑
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-07-16T03:57
最爽的是雞頭 止癢又賺錢
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-07-19T02:00
鷄哥
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-22T00:02
哈哈!笑到都歪了
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-07-24T22:05
結局有種恍然大悟的感覺XDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-07-27T20:08
哈哈哈哈哈
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-30T18:11
做好口碑可是要連開3發的
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-08-02T16:14
雞頭XDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-08-05T14:17
哈哈哈雞頭自肥
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-08-08T12:20
哈哈哈 雞頭覺得開心~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-11T10:23
難怪是給最後一杯
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-08-14T08:26
哇 是雞頭xDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-08-17T06:29
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-08-20T04:31
這雞頭

愛上你的一切

Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-08-30T02:17
你很霸道, 很強勢, 很愛面子。 就連第一次和你發生關係時,也是這樣。 當時,我和你在房間一起看電視 我喜歡捏著你腰間的肉 時不時的嗆你,笑你沒辦法讓我開心,心有餘而力不足呢。 你突然間轉過身把我壓在下面,嚴肅的對我說著: 「妳確定,我不能讓妳舒服?」 只有嗆他,他才會因為自尊心作祟,努 ...

這次妳真的離開我了

Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-08-28T21:31
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有雙美腿的女生幹起來是什麼感覺?

Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-08-28T15:18
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Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-08-28T11:56
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有雙美腿的女生幹起來是什麼感覺?

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-08-28T09:04
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