馴龍高手 - 成人話題討論

George avatar
By George
at 2015-08-31T22:43

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我是一名處男


在30歲生日那晚


我獨自一人去85度c買了蛋糕慶祝自己生日


吹熄蠟燭的那瞬間


我突然被傳送到了另一個世界


那是一個充滿著魔法的夢幻世界


到處都是超過30歲的處男


起初還真有些不習慣要跟這群噁心肥宅處男生活


相處兩年後發現這些處男還蠻好相處的


在這個社會裡


要回歸到原本的世界只有破處一途


要怎麼破處呢


這個世界裡一年只有一次的聯誼機會


可以跟隔壁棚的聖女世界聯誼


聽名字就知道那邊是個美麗又夢幻到處都是處女的世界


為了這天到來


我趕緊勤練才藝.對話.想表現出我優質的一面



目的就是破處


聯誼這天到了


我身穿巫袍打著領帶


緩緩的走進會場入口


深呼吸了一口氣


踏進會場裡


我感受到了


這畫面


好美


會場裡充斥著各種形形色色的...........




生物




男的肥、女的龍


會場飄逸著油滋滋的味道跟龍鱗的味道


這畫面比我前陣子看的侏羅紀還像侏儸紀呢


我默默的抽了號碼牌入坐


會場裡擺滿了多張長桌


而我這桌坐了四男四女


我仔細的探索對面的四位聖女們


看到她們四位就讓我想起中午吃的肉包子+貢丸


原來網路上說的是真的


「只要過了30歲還是處女,不是長的夠歪就是個性夠歪。」


而在我眼裡看來


她們個性歪不歪我是不知道啦,但長的真的夠歪


但我也沒什麼資格批判他人


因為我是個肥宅


為了打破寧靜的沉默


我決定先起個頭


"那個....我看我們就先從自我介紹開始好了"


"好喔好喔!!!"
"好提議"
"提議的先開始"


沒想到我的提議大家都接受了


我站起身來開始展現自我


"大家好,我叫currymvp,平常的興趣是上ptt發廢文。"


"噁心"
"難怪還是處男"
"沒品味"
"這人一定都看奶照打手槍"



嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚


對面的四位聖女們聽到我的自我介紹居然開始評論起來


還大聲到讓我聽到了


我真的好難過


居然被四隻體脂肪怪物批判


我含著眼淚坐下


換隔壁的大叔起身自我介紹


"大家好,我姓怪,名叫叔叔,今年60歲,興趣是做愛"



"挖好有品味喔"
"他做愛技術一定一流"
"成熟的男人我最愛了~~~"
"跟剛剛那個噁宅不一樣"



我說大叔阿


你明明還是處男怎麼興趣會是做愛勒


重點是你活到60歲還是處男


根本是大魔導士了吧


重點是還深得聖女們喜愛


我又獨自的滴下兩滴眼淚


我決定去洗手間整頓一下情緒


走到廁所一半衣袖突然被拉住


我轉身一看


"這....這不是美美嗎...??"


"Hi...好久不見了"


沒想到


我從國小開始暗戀的女神---美美


居然是聖女


美美明明就長得還不錯


怎麼會沒人要呢


畢竟在這個世界國小同學巧遇


更加有話聊、更有安全感


我跟美美便聊天聊到直接走出會場


到了這個年紀、這個世界


我了,妳也了


我們不透過更多的言語


而直接上了賓館


一進房間


忍了30幾年的小龜龜快爆發不住了


我拿起魔杖對著美美大喊




斷開鎖鍊




碰的一聲


美美的衣服褲子內褲全被我炸開了


我....等了30幾年......我終於看見了美美的裸體了....


美美也用她溫柔的雙手脫掉我身上所有衣物


我雙手直接上前抓住美美的雙峰


開始狂舔


美美的喘息聲讓我好硬好硬


我開始向下探索


一探不對


我好像聞到了一股濃濃的刺鼻味


我開始頭暈目眩想吐


難道美美身上持有著 +9 3倍腐臭的鮑魚盾牌嗎


沒想到我最心愛的人居然有這等神兵利器


難怪美美現在還是處女


原來是隻臭鮑鮑龍


我的屌直接軟掉


美美起身來關心我


美美:你怎麼了


我實在不好意思開口說她鮑魚很臭


便委婉的對著美美說


我:我覺得女生要好好愛護自己,第一次應該要給老公才對。


美美:可是我們剛剛情投意合不是嗎?


我:父母給妳的身體要好好愛護,不能隨便給我這種肥宅碰


我開始各種道德勸說


但美美根本聽不進去,很想要我騎她


我受不了了


我直接對著美美明講她鮑魚很臭


美美聽了倒是發飆了


拿起她的聖女劍向我劈過來


我也拿起我的魔杖準備對抗


這兩年魔法師不是當假的


我開始詠唱火球術,冰箭術,聖靈召喚


朝著美美攻擊


美美也提起她那很臭的鮑魚盾牌各種防禦


在房間裡


各種形形色色的法術轟炸全場


這畫面像極了勇者鬥惡龍


http://imgur.com/JpWbtpf


美美真的很強


我的攻擊對她起不了作用


看來我必須要施展我的最強法術了


我閉上眼


全神貫注


消耗我所有mp


開始詠唱我的最終法術











霹靂卡霹靂拉拉 波波利那貝貝魯多








一道光束直接打在美美的龍軀上


美美長嘆一聲


吼~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


便倒下


美美用著微弱的聲音對著我說


"你...你這樣欺負我這女人....你算什麼男人"


我一聽震驚


在我耳旁想起了一首歌




『你算什麼男人 算什麼男人
 眼睜睜看 她走卻不聞不問
 是有多天真 就別再硬撐』






我沒有不聞不問阿


我剛剛聞了直接軟屌


想硬撐還撐不起來


但我心裡還是存在著美美小時後美麗的模樣


我扶起美美


對著她說


"雖然我不能跟妳做愛,但我可以養妳"


美美也感動的流下淚水





就這樣


雖然我還不能回歸現實的社會


但我做了一個男人的決定


決定飼養美美


繼續在這個世界打拼


我跨坐上美美的身軀


套上龍鞍


駕馭著


展開一段全新的旅程


人人都稱我為






馴龍高手

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Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-09-03T23:30
XD
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By Genevieve
at 2015-09-07T00:17
未看先推!
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By Irma
at 2015-09-10T01:05
xDDD猜哥如果是滿分你這篇90有 喜歡這篇
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By Leila
at 2015-09-13T01:52
有笑有推
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By Irma
at 2015-09-16T02:39
有笑有推XD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-19T03:27
乾 恢復水準 笑死了XDD
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By Irma
at 2015-09-22T04:14
推!!!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-25T05:01
先推再看
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By George
at 2015-09-28T05:48
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By Franklin
at 2015-10-01T06:36
幹這又是三小...
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By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-04T07:23
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By Yuri
at 2015-10-07T08:10
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By Thomas
at 2015-10-10T08:58
我吃雞頭比較厲害
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By Ida
at 2015-10-13T09:45
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By Franklin
at 2015-10-16T10:32
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By Emily
at 2015-10-19T11:20
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By Kristin
at 2015-10-22T12:07
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By Jacky
at 2015-10-25T12:54
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By Jack
at 2015-10-28T13:41
美美臭了嗎?
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By Eartha
at 2015-10-31T14:29
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By Ophelia
at 2015-11-03T15:16
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at 2015-11-06T16:03
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By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-09T16:51
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By Kelly
at 2015-11-12T17:38
美美是美江嗎 原來你有這種嗜好
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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-11-15T18:25
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By Eartha
at 2015-11-18T19:13
屠龍者 真勇者也
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By Anthony
at 2015-11-21T20:00
我覺得還不錯
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By Adele
at 2015-11-24T20:47
哈哈晚安
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By James
at 2015-11-27T21:34
哈哈哈笑了
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By Rae
at 2015-11-30T22:22
我期待第二集
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By Kyle
at 2015-12-03T23:09
神的境界
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By Jacob
at 2015-12-06T23:56
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By Dinah
at 2015-12-10T00:44
還不錯XDDDD
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By Liam
at 2015-12-13T01:31
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By Faithe
at 2015-12-16T02:18
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By Enid
at 2015-12-19T03:06
...
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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-22T03:53
我看了……什麼
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By Rosalind
at 2015-12-25T04:40
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By Mary
at 2015-12-28T05:27
好笑
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By Kama
at 2015-12-31T06:15
幹夠扯給推
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By William
at 2016-01-03T07:02
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By Faithe
at 2016-01-06T07:49
有笑 給推
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By David
at 2016-01-09T08:37
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By Hedda
at 2016-01-12T09:24
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By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-15T10:11
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By Gilbert
at 2016-01-18T10:59
我到底看了什麼XDDD
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By Thomas
at 2016-01-21T11:46
哈哈哈哈哈有笑有推
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By Callum
at 2016-01-24T12:33
笑了… 歌好搭!
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By Queena
at 2016-01-27T13:20
偷渡Ro只好淚推了
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By Charlotte
at 2016-01-30T14:08
終於恢復水準了,推一個
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By Odelette
at 2016-02-02T14:55
那張圖難道是…yeeeeeeeeee
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By Necoo
at 2016-02-05T15:42
推咒語
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By Connor
at 2016-02-08T16:30
幹笑了期待第二級
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By Iris
at 2016-02-11T17:17
哈哈哈哈哈哈 蠻有創意
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By Olive
at 2016-02-14T18:04
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By Eartha
at 2016-02-17T18:52
恢復水準再推一次
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By Charlie
at 2016-02-20T19:39
等你回魔發第二集..
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By Mary
at 2016-02-23T20:26
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By Dora
at 2016-02-26T21:13
以為你要寫小嗝嗝跟沒牙做愛
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By Callum
at 2016-02-29T22:01
笑歪了
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By Kelly
at 2016-03-03T22:48
這個結尾XD 這個歌曲XD 最會轉的那種
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-03-06T23:35
推!太好笑了
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By Olga
at 2016-03-10T00:23
圖是三小xD
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By Lydia
at 2016-03-13T01:10
哈哈哈。圖文並茂阿
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By Lily
at 2016-03-16T01:57
XDDD
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By Kama
at 2016-03-19T02:45
我笑了
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By Hardy
at 2016-03-22T03:32
有圖給推
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By Dinah
at 2016-03-25T04:19
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By Jack
at 2016-03-28T05:06
有笑有推
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By Iris
at 2016-03-31T05:54
好笑XDDD
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By Faithe
at 2016-04-03T06:41
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-06T07:28
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By Daniel
at 2016-04-09T08:16
XDD
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By Jake
at 2016-04-12T09:03
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By Liam
at 2016-04-15T09:50
乾~推了XD
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By Dora
at 2016-04-18T10:38
不聞不問那邊太有戲啦!
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By Genevieve
at 2016-04-21T11:25
好啦給你推
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By Iris
at 2016-04-24T12:12
先推再看~~
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By Xanthe
at 2016-04-27T12:59
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By Oscar
at 2016-04-30T13:47
笑死
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By Genevieve
at 2016-05-03T14:34
西斯回來了
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By Annie
at 2016-05-06T15:21
笑了XDDDDDDD
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By Bethany
at 2016-05-09T16:09
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By Mary
at 2016-05-12T16:56
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By Emma
at 2016-05-15T17:43
那張圖讓我笑慘
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By Emma
at 2016-05-18T18:31
XDDD
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By Michael
at 2016-05-21T19:18
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By Ida
at 2016-05-24T20:05
觀龍不語真聖人,起手無停大丈夫
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-27T20:52
快笑死了
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By Necoo
at 2016-05-30T21:40
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By Caitlin
at 2016-06-02T22:27
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By Megan
at 2016-06-05T23:14
這個月前五名的優文
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By Isla
at 2016-06-09T00:02
有點眼熟是舊文嗎~~挺北爛的
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By Jack
at 2016-06-12T00:49
臭的正妹算龍嗎? 如果是 H*be 的話我願意在鼻子上夾著
衣夾做
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By Isla
at 2016-06-15T01:36
靠腰XDDD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2016-06-18T02:24
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By Catherine
at 2016-06-21T03:11
西斯總算有水準了
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at 2016-06-24T03:58
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By Sarah
at 2016-06-27T04:45
==========================[棒讚優樂活爽翻]=======
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at 2016-06-30T05:33
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at 2016-07-03T06:20
叫你YEE百分~
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By Frederic
at 2016-07-06T07:07
靠有夠好笑
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By Edward Lewis
at 2016-07-09T07:55
龍鞍哪來的
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By Selena
at 2016-07-12T08:42
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at 2016-07-15T09:29
有笑有推
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-07-18T10:17
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By Belly
at 2016-07-21T11:04
他在那邊叫的時候應該要yeeeeeeee才對
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at 2016-07-24T11:51
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By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-27T12:38
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at 2016-07-30T13:26
這篇好文
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By Gary
at 2016-08-02T14:13
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at 2016-08-05T15:00
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at 2016-08-08T15:48
哈哈哈 笑死
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at 2016-08-11T16:35
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By Thomas
at 2016-08-14T17:22
幹煩餒快笑死
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By Victoria
at 2016-08-17T18:10
還差猜哥一大截 加油!!
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at 2016-08-20T18:57
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at 2016-08-23T19:44
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at 2016-08-26T20:31
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at 2016-08-29T21:19
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at 2016-09-01T22:06
笑翻
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at 2016-09-04T22:53
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By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-07T23:41
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By Kelly
at 2016-09-11T00:28
有笑有推
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By Odelette
at 2016-09-14T01:15
一整天心情都好起來
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By Zenobia
at 2016-09-17T02:03
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By Lucy
at 2016-09-20T02:50
幹XD
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By Elizabeth
at 2016-09-23T03:37
花惹
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By Ursula
at 2016-09-26T04:24
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By Sarah
at 2016-09-29T05:12
有笑給推
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-02T05:59
幹有夠好笑
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By Anonymous
at 2016-10-05T06:46
哈哈哈哈 推
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By Christine
at 2016-10-08T07:34
...
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By Frederic
at 2016-10-11T08:21
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By Eartha
at 2016-10-14T09:08
yee
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By Jack
at 2016-10-17T09:56
有笑給推
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By John
at 2016-10-20T10:43
有笑有推 真是太有才了你
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By Leila
at 2016-10-23T11:30
真的讚!!!
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By Frederica
at 2016-10-26T12:17
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By Lauren
at 2016-10-29T13:05
Mvp!mvp!mvp!
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By Queena
at 2016-11-01T13:52
太好笑了
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By Damian
at 2016-11-04T14:39
MVP4ni
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By Harry
at 2016-11-07T15:27
幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Dinah
at 2016-11-10T16:14
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By Damian
at 2016-11-13T17:01
yeeee級棒
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By Franklin
at 2016-11-16T17:49
For~~~~~3333333
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By William
at 2016-11-19T18:36
太厲害了這篇哈哈哈
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By Isabella
at 2016-11-22T19:23
哈哈哈哈 上班憋笑超痛苦 那附圖是三小 XD
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By Linda
at 2016-11-25T20:10
curry mvpppppppppp!!
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By Andrew
at 2016-11-28T20:58
推推~~~
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By Linda
at 2016-12-01T21:45
第二集會轉魔導放雷鳴術嗎XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-12-04T22:32
崩潰哈哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-12-07T23:20
咒語跟圖殺小啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-12-11T00:07
笑死了yeeee
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-12-14T00:54
超好笑的啦
George avatar
By George
at 2016-12-17T01:42
好笑!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-12-20T02:29
有笑有推~
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-12-23T03:16
浪花給推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-12-26T04:03
猜哥2.0
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-12-29T04:51
期待美美2.0.1的改版
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-01-01T05:38
XD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-01-04T06:25
笑到不行
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-01-07T07:13
推RO
William avatar
By William
at 2017-01-10T08:00
推勇者鬥惡龍!
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-01-13T08:47
推推~~~ XD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-01-16T09:35
哈哈哈哈哈
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-01-19T10:22
看到惡龍的圖我驚呆著默默的吐了…
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-01-22T11:09
Yee! 好棒的yee篇故事唷
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-01-25T11:56
到底在工三小xdddddd
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-01-28T12:44
笑慘必推
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-01-31T13:31
推XDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-02-03T14:18
幹...怎麼有仙境傳說的fu
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-02-06T15:06
快笑死
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-02-09T15:53
RO..QQ
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-02-12T16:40
哈哈哈
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-02-15T17:28
哈哈哈XD curry 應該很傷心 他老婆很正耶……
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-02-18T18:15
yeeeeeeeeeee
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-02-21T19:02
哈哈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-24T19:49
xDDDDDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-02-27T20:37
推!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-03-02T21:24
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-03-05T22:11
RO梗不少XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-03-08T22:59
幹 小魔女3小啦
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-03-11T23:46
幹 不錯
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-03-15T00:33
哎呦不錯哦
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-03-18T01:21
靠北
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-03-21T02:08
雞掰啦~笑死我
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-03-24T02:55
太YEEEEEEEEEEE了吧!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-03-27T03:42
……
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-03-30T04:30
所以美美到底是聖女還是龍?
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-02T05:17
超好笑XDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-04-05T06:04
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-04-08T06:52
臭鮑鮑感覺威力強大啊!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-11T07:39
我看了什麼……
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-14T08:26
哈哈好看
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-04-17T09:14
推啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-04-20T10:01
不行...
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-04-23T10:48
哈哈哈哈
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-04-26T11:35
幹太好笑了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-04-29T12:23
太白痴了 但好喜歡啊!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-05-02T13:10
推推!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-05-05T13:57
淦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-05-08T14:45
有笑有推
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-05-11T15:32
我要等第二集 (茶)
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-05-14T16:19
這篇不錯XDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-05-17T17:07
XDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-05-20T17:54
噓你沒有臭屌
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-05-23T18:41
那張圖是三小XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-05-26T19:28
看到圖大笑
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-05-29T20:16
XDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-06-01T21:03
需要我嗎
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-06-04T21:50
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-06-07T22:38
圖好可愛哈哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-06-10T23:25
哈哈 用火球術烤飽 喀滋喀滋
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-06-14T00:12
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-06-17T01:00
笑噴XDDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-06-20T01:47
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-06-23T02:34
好利害的劇情!! XD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-06-26T03:21
yeeeee
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-06-29T04:09
靠北XD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-07-02T04:56
靠背推XDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-07-05T05:43
xD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-07-08T06:31
厲害
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-07-11T07:18
好吧有創意
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-07-14T08:05
Hebe
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-07-17T08:53
我覺得屌打猜很多篇耶 好笑多了 可能因為RO梗有共
鳴吧 廢到笑
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-07-20T09:40
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-07-23T10:27
好笑給推
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-07-26T11:14
...
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-07-29T12:02
笑了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-08-01T12:49
有附圖 給推!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-08-04T13:36
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-08-07T14:24
看到整篇只能說笑了xd
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-08-10T15:11
……
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-08-13T15:58
我到底看了什麼
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-08-16T16:46
God
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-08-19T17:33
笑慘
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-08-22T18:20
yeeeeeeeeee
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-08-25T19:07
幽默給推
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-08-28T19:55
...
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-08-31T20:42
YEEEEEEEEEE
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-09-03T21:29
yee~~~
William avatar
By William
at 2017-09-06T22:17
有笑xDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-09-09T23:04
靠笑翻了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-09-12T23:51
XDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-09-16T00:39
YEE你媽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-09-19T01:26
笑翻XDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-09-22T02:13
有笑有推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-09-25T03:00
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-09-28T03:48
馴龍高手,笑了哈哈哈哈
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-10-01T04:35
推慘
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-10-04T05:22
For 333333333333333
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-10-07T06:10
超級好笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-10-10T06:57
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-10-13T07:44
笑翻了xddd
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-10-16T08:32
yeeeeee
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-10-19T09:19
好笑推
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-10-22T10:06
哈哈
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-10-25T10:53
那隻龍就是Yeeeeeeeee嘛
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-10-28T11:41
結局好感人喔> <
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-10-31T12:28
推還是好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

洋屌其實沒那麼好吃

Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-08-31T19:24
※ 引述《hiphop050 (還我狗公腰)》之銘言: : 我不是甲甲 我沒吃過 : 我不是甲甲 我沒吃過 : 我不是甲甲 我沒吃過 你不是甲甲 你不是甲甲 你不是甲甲 : 很重要 申明三次 : 故事來自身旁一位女性友人分享 樣本數 : 不多 所以板上G奶有吃過的可以藉本篇 : 參考一下 : 話說一位身旁 ...

侵門踏戶意淫正妹 賤男:冥想更逼真

Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-08-31T15:56
侵門踏戶意淫正妹 賤男:冥想更逼真 2015年08月31日12:35 蘋果日報 臉書成了救命工具!新北市中和區日前發生1起入侵民宅事件,1名溫姓 男子(40歲)因垂涎鄰居沈姓女子(28歲)美貌,竟入侵沈女住處,並 在客廳以「冥想」與對方做愛的方式意淫沈女,遭沈女室友高姓女子發 現,但因高女手機遺 ...

洋屌其實沒那麼好吃

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By Zora
at 2015-08-31T15:20
原文43 我不是甲甲 我不是甲甲 我不是甲甲 很重要 所以要說三次 我來幫忙補充樣本數 前幾天吃三杯雞的時候 第一杯茶說我五官深邃看起來像外國人有點嚇到, 原本打算不接的.... (我天母金正恩,本來就是外國人XD) 我問她原因,她說因為外國人都很長, 容易把她撞得很痛, ...

有人不喜歡做愛的嗎?

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-08-31T02:52
原文省略。 〔配樂〉雨雲〉http://goo.gl/WFYf2O〕 「道可道,非常道;名可名,非常名。」 這句話每個人的解讀都有落差。 我以為的是: 道理可以說(道可道),但這個道理不是恆常不變的(非常道)。 雖然我們賦予名字、稱呼(名可名),但名字卻會隨著心情、時空的變遷等等, 總總 ...

一夜情的容忍度

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By Enid
at 2015-08-31T01:05
看完原po的全文 想問問原po,你能確定對方究竟是一夜情的對象還是炮友? 差別在哪 一個是就在這一次 一個是兩人做完了以後,如果有一天其中一個覺得空虛寂寞覺得冷 就會再有下一次 當然也有可能從第一種進化成第二種 你想想你的女友還跟對方保持聯絡 只跟對方發生過一次關係的可能性 這個或然率我不敢 ...