馬眼被菸燙到 - 成人話題討論

By Gary
at 2015-11-21T23:58

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就在剛才我在大便，習慣性的點根菸抽
也習慣性的會把菸灰往馬桶彈
就是人坐在馬桶上往身體與馬桶間露出的那個空隙彈菸灰

一直以來都很習以為常
結果剛才突然一陣疼痛
原來我的菸不偏不倚的從馬眼紅中燙了下去

嚇得丟下了手上的菸，關心我的馬眼
現在馬眼已經"碰趴"了
尿尿非常的灼熱疼痛

馬上再點一根菸繼續抽
繼續進行一個棒賽的動作
然後忍痛發完這篇文章

請問我該怎麼辦？會不會死掉

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By Delia
at 2015-11-23T09:59

燙了速速泡冰水
20分鐘後就可以切掉

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-24T19:59

樓下你覺的ㄋ

By Linda
at 2015-11-26T06:00

要準備送醫切鳥了

By Ursula
at 2015-11-27T16:01

五樓正在夯冠強我想你可以加入

By Olivia
at 2015-11-29T02:01

就叫你別抽菸了把 uccu

By Madame
at 2015-11-30T12:02

沖脫泡蓋送

By Thomas
at 2015-12-01T22:03

斷尾求生！！（遞刀

By Brianna
at 2015-12-03T08:03

是斷屌啦什麼斷尾

By Mia
at 2015-12-04T18:04

我的是尾啊.....（遠目

By Mason
at 2015-12-06T04:05

焦了點總比沒有好

By George
at 2015-12-07T14:05

馬der 抽支煙壓壓驚

By Doris
at 2015-12-09T00:06

會痛就表示還沒熟，熟了就不痛了！

By Mason
at 2015-12-10T10:07

鳥仔巴

By Ursula
at 2015-12-11T20:07

拿鹽巴搓燙傷的地方

By Franklin
at 2015-12-13T06:08

自己舔幾下，用口水塗塗就好

By Aaliyah
at 2015-12-14T16:09

下次射精會不順

By Xanthe
at 2015-12-16T02:10

砍掉重練

By Yedda
at 2015-12-17T12:10

切了就沒事了

By Hazel
at 2015-12-18T22:11

299收，丟露天拍賣

By Daniel
at 2015-12-20T08:12

有疤後入珠功能+1

By Elvira
at 2015-12-21T18:12

快擦小護士

By Mary
at 2015-12-23T04:13

小鳥熟於前而面不改色，不但死不了，還會成大器的

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at 2015-12-24T14:14

抹綠油精

By Leila
at 2015-12-26T00:14

熟了之後快泡冰水冰鎮一下,以後會很Q彈

By Ethan
at 2015-12-27T10:15

別擔心，起水泡之後就整支脫落了

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at 2015-12-28T20:16

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at 2015-12-30T06:16

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By Quintina
at 2015-12-31T16:17

只好點燃繼續抽

By Damian
at 2016-01-02T02:18

鳥仔巴超好笑www

By Selena
at 2016-01-03T12:18

剁掉無誤。

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at 2016-01-04T22:19

燙傷而已豪氣的再點一根在燙一次不就扯平了

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at 2016-01-06T08:20

塗硫酸

By Ida
at 2016-01-07T18:20

原來這就是龜懶趴火

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at 2016-01-09T04:21

塞點冰塊進去中合一下就沒事了

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at 2016-01-10T14:22

去買蒜頭

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at 2016-01-12T00:23

擦點綠油精揉揉就沒事了

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at 2016-01-13T10:23

綠油精會辣啦，用蘆薈好了

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at 2016-01-14T20:24

用液態氮，點一下就好了

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at 2016-01-16T06:25

我笑了，抱歉

By Andrew
at 2016-01-17T16:25

你以後不會早洩了敏感神經GG 恭喜

By Franklin
at 2016-01-19T02:26

推斷屌

By Hazel
at 2016-01-20T12:27

沖脫泡蓋送

By Linda
at 2016-01-21T22:27

人家開天眼你開馬眼

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-01-23T08:28

燙傷中心右邊請

By Zora
at 2016-01-24T18:29

拜請冷凍Tenga

By Catherine
at 2016-01-26T04:29

你可以進行一個切屌的動作

By Joe
at 2016-01-27T14:30

吹含吸舔摳

By Oscar
at 2016-01-29T00:31

這個問題很嚴重、上次有個朋友也這樣後來他就

By Heather
at 2016-01-30T10:31

斷屌了

By Elma
at 2016-01-31T20:32

推文www

By Iris
at 2016-02-02T06:33

愛抽煙活該

By Ina
at 2016-02-03T16:33

往後塞入肛門人體器官會自動修復

By Annie
at 2016-02-05T02:34

沖鹽酸脫包皮砲床伴蓋爽快送精液

By William
at 2016-02-06T12:35

你不知道當年東方不敗就是大便抽煙被煙灰燙爛才切的嗎

By Madame
at 2016-02-07T22:35

我上次燙到蛋蛋

馬眼被菸燙到 - 成人話題討論

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