養寵物會比較好約炮？ - 成人話題討論

By James
at 2017-05-08T00:10

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突然想到，養寵物會比較容易約到炮嗎？

約炮當然不是站內信一句咩修幹謀or附上罐頭信外加勃起的奈米屌照就能約到的。
(題外話：我從沒因為看到照片很帥或是有胸肌.腹肌.大雞雞，就覺得好帥、身材好好，
好想被對方抽插的想法

前陣子約過的兩位對象，剛好都有養貓，一開始聊的內容，也都蠻正常的，大概都在看看
貓咪的照片跟影片而已，也不會聊到什麼太直接的話題，大概只有說到：想抱妳 or 妳玩
貓，我玩妳。類似這樣的話而已，不過感覺上，就只是開玩笑，也不會讓我不太舒服。

跟B一開始也只是說了，要去他家看貓而已，看到後來…為什麼會變成我趴著被幹，然後
貓咪在旁邊看我…我也不知道為什麼XD

跟L的話，他就真的做到了他說的那句話：妳玩貓，我玩妳

一開始我是摸著貓咪的頭，他也摸我的頭，然後我又摸了貓咪的背，他也摸我的背…

後來他把手摸到我的胸

我就開始笑著說：我沒有摸貓咪的胸部

但我有沒有摸貓咪胸部根本不是重點，他想摸我胸部才是真的吧！

我真的很好奇，有人會找女生來家裡看寵物，然後順便打炮的嗎@@？

最後補上胸部的圖，一樣是旅拍的XD

http://i.imgur.com/bf3JXbv.jpg

Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Dorothy
at 2017-05-12T01:14

以為是貓咪圖QQ

By Agatha
at 2017-05-16T02:19

幹，我就沒遇到女生喜歡大蟒蛇啊！

By Ethan
at 2017-05-20T03:23

...我家主子怎麼這麼不爭氣

By Olivia
at 2017-05-24T04:28

我有餵流浪貓，選我

By Queena
at 2017-05-28T05:32

樓下寄了

By Frederic
at 2017-06-01T06:37

樓上的大蟒蛇是拿來吃不是拿來玩的

By Leila
at 2017-06-05T07:42

我家有迷你豬，有人想看嗎

By Olivia
at 2017-06-09T08:46

別用貓騙我的推

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-06-13T09:51

我養魚沒人權@@

By Frederic
at 2017-06-17T10:55

http://i.imgur.com/9UbbhPE.jpg
來玩

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-21T12:00

好Q彈

By Mia
at 2017-06-25T13:04

阿妳都這樣過了不是都知道了

By Erin
at 2017-06-29T14:09

我在等貓貓你給我看內內可惡

By Hedda
at 2017-07-03T15:13

為啥不是毛小孩的胸部>///<

By Candice
at 2017-07-07T16:18

原來要養貓啊養狗不行嗎...

By Enid
at 2017-07-11T17:22

你的推跳好快

By Charlotte
at 2017-07-15T18:27

感覺約跑這行為台北比較可行啊感覺每個人都住很近

By Andy
at 2017-07-19T19:31

欸我就真的為了貓咪去女生家裡

By Megan
at 2017-07-23T20:36

有啊我就被養寵物的騙過

By Dora
at 2017-07-27T21:40

豆豆龍~豆豆龍~

By Madame
at 2017-07-31T22:45

原來如此（筆記）

By Megan
at 2017-08-04T23:50

我都摸牠肚子牠也好享受

By Elma
at 2017-08-09T00:54

http://i.imgur.com/u0DOMcV.jpg 一起乃玩

By Madame
at 2017-08-13T01:59

把家裡變成動物園(握拳

By Steve
at 2017-08-17T03:03

想看家裡有豬的，萌

By Daph Bay
at 2017-08-21T04:08

我要看狗狗可以嗎A___A

By Odelette
at 2017-08-25T05:12

我褲子都脫了你給我看這個(？

By Brianna
at 2017-08-29T06:17

http://i.imgur.com/ig1bC0J.jpg 還不謝恩

By Joe
at 2017-09-02T07:21

來配種啊乎怕互

By Mia
at 2017-09-06T08:26

沒試過 http://i.imgur.com/ppNfjul.jpg

By Brianna
at 2017-09-10T09:30

我養4隻喵，花色都不同

By Delia
at 2017-09-14T10:35

長毛腸腸欸

By Dinah
at 2017-09-18T11:39

可以摸完狗狗摸摸主人嗎（誤

By Hedy
at 2017-09-22T12:44

一般貓都是先給摸頭，肚皮是超信任才給摸

By Victoria
at 2017-09-26T13:48

現在去認養主子還來的及嗎…

By Susan
at 2017-09-30T14:53

好多阿狗阿喵啊汪汪汪喵喵喵哞哞哞

By Rachel
at 2017-10-04T15:58

http://imgur.com/a/Huyj6
http://imgur.com/a/k2btc

By Wallis
at 2017-10-08T17:02

http://i.imgur.com/AsTKL0S.jpg 我硬要po！

By Audriana
at 2017-10-12T18:07

推圖

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-10-16T19:11

我家主子跟你的ＩＤ一樣^_<

By Mia
at 2017-10-20T20:16

粗乃玩～http://i.imgur.com/VlXHtFx.jpg

By Joseph
at 2017-10-24T21:20

http://i.imgur.com/O4X1Gav.jpg

By Noah
at 2017-10-28T22:25

只能互肛了...

By Isla
at 2017-11-01T23:29

又變寵物版了啊啊啊我每隻都要玩<3

By Gary
at 2017-11-06T00:34

是正常男人都會（咦）推個

By Mason
at 2017-11-10T01:38

我這裡九隻救回來的浪貓等著送養

By Belly
at 2017-11-14T02:43

有人要認主子嗎我這裡九隻

By Freda
at 2017-11-18T03:47

養狗錯了嗎

By Belly
at 2017-11-22T04:52

我也有養貓但怎麼沒有這種事！所以結論人要帥才是

By Olive
at 2017-11-26T05:56

重點QQ

By Oscar
at 2017-11-30T07:01

我在想壞壞的事^_^

By Daph Bay
at 2017-12-04T08:06

來玩 http://i.imgur.com/0lvtdIa.jpg

By Carol
at 2017-12-08T09:10

PETER你有先寄信嗎
我可以去你家看狗嗎

By Dora
at 2017-12-12T10:15

http://i.imgur.com/ofGWsv4.jpg
想玩大象私

By Elma
at 2017-12-16T11:19

不能隨便講要實際行動A_A

By Yedda
at 2017-12-20T12:24

喵嗚～ http://i.imgur.com/3CjqDuR.jpg

By Joseph
at 2017-12-24T13:28

http://i.imgur.com/NKDy1H6.jpg

By Candice
at 2017-12-28T14:33

那妳要來我家看狗嗎？很可愛喔

By Jacky
at 2018-01-01T15:37

我在想交配的事
我是說狗狗

By Caroline
at 2018-01-05T16:42

叫破喉嚨也不會有人救妳的

By Elma
at 2018-01-09T17:46

http://i.imgur.com/4i90mtR.jpg 只好跟上了

By Ingrid
at 2018-01-13T18:51

破喉嚨～

By Christine
at 2018-01-17T19:55

我時常被狗幹小腿...朋友的狗特愛我的腿

By Olive
at 2018-01-21T21:00

朕等妳~ http://i.imgur.com/x5QvrOK.jpg

By Madame
at 2018-01-25T22:04

阿勒？推文怎不見了？算了，我家的是紅貴賓

By Hedda
at 2018-01-29T23:09

妳實在太淫蕩

By Daniel
at 2018-02-03T00:14

http://i.imgur.com/2RAD2Pi.jpg 快乃丸

By Mason
at 2018-02-07T01:18

http://i.imgur.com/f3QBbrb.jpg奉上主人沉思樣XD

By Valerie
at 2018-02-11T02:23

印象中是男方養寵物可以吸引女生玩寵物玩到順便上床

By Ivy
at 2018-02-15T03:27

公的只能看狗狗互肛

By Callum
at 2018-02-19T04:32

這篇變狗狗貓貓大集合

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-02-23T05:36

http://imgur.com/a/ciip8

By James
at 2018-02-27T06:41

我家狗狗超級可愛黑白乳牛

By Xanthe
at 2018-03-03T07:45

狗裡面最愛這隻
這隻米克斯會自己開門關門而且會聽人話...

By Thomas
at 2018-03-07T08:50

旅拍真棒

By Yedda
at 2018-03-11T09:54

咦要來看我嗎 ...... 啊.........我不是寵物

By Isla
at 2018-03-15T10:59

有認識的女生跟你發生一樣的事XD

By Jacob
at 2018-03-19T12:03

寄信嘍，也不知道妳私信是不是被塞爆了，隨緣了XD

By Ursula
at 2018-03-23T13:08

http://i.imgur.com/MBvHNrv.jpg

By Elvira
at 2018-03-27T14:12

姐姐這張拍的好棒

By Anthony
at 2018-03-31T15:17

我覺得會

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-04T16:22

我只看到奶奶沒看到妳的寵物呀!!

By James
at 2018-04-08T17:26

我家的蠢柴超可愛QQ http://i.imgur.com/ri1IO68.jpg

By Oscar
at 2018-04-12T18:31

對喜歡動物的人來說對方有養寵物真的加分

By Madame
at 2018-04-16T19:35

好近的都頭照XDD

By Joseph
at 2018-04-20T20:40

大頭照-.-

By Zanna
at 2018-04-24T21:44

沒人養米克斯嗎米克斯超聰明ㄟ

By Erin
at 2018-04-28T22:49

收信

By Odelette
at 2018-05-02T23:53

已寄信

By Hedwig
at 2018-05-07T00:58

我要去你家看狗

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-05-11T02:02

寵物終於發揮作用了，沒白養

By Caitlin
at 2018-05-15T03:07

推圖片很美

By Faithe
at 2018-05-19T04:11

http://i.imgur.com/VxBwV1U.jpg

By Rosalind
at 2018-05-23T05:16

以為養寵物就有用的可以看看下一篇喔

By Liam
at 2018-05-27T06:20

想到某前板主XD

By Olivia
at 2018-05-31T07:25

寵物圖呢。幹騙我

By Zora
at 2018-06-04T08:30

想去shyyy家>///<

By Noah
at 2018-06-08T09:34

我貓狗都有養

By Ida
at 2018-06-12T10:39

http://i.imgur.com/g6lg4wy.jpg

By Queena
at 2018-06-16T11:43

原來有這招？！ http://i.imgur.com/fkQOIkA.jpg

By Quanna
at 2018-06-20T12:48

貓貓可愛>\\\< 推圖

By Wallis
at 2018-06-24T13:52

什麼都沒養只能對自己負責錯了嗎…

By Andrew
at 2018-06-28T14:57

強

By Robert
at 2018-07-02T16:01

會

By Tracy
at 2018-07-06T17:06

http://i.imgur.com/Ic6MBZn.jpg

By Lucy
at 2018-07-10T18:10

好可愛的推文XDD

By Xanthe
at 2018-07-14T19:15

好吧我是小孬孬不敢寄信悲劇

By Madame
at 2018-07-18T20:19

貓帥如主人http://i.imgur.com/gdflQxj.jpg

By Lucy
at 2018-07-22T21:24

養隻貓咪兩年了都沒有因為他而約出來過QQ

By Kristin
at 2018-07-26T22:28

>//<

By Margaret
at 2018-07-30T23:33

全部給我貓起來!!!!!

By Rachel
at 2018-08-04T00:38

睡覺去明天再跟拉拉討論要到哪看狗狗

By Bennie
at 2018-08-08T01:42

http://i.imgur.com/90fKcrz.jpg

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-08-12T02:47

我必須承認我在約妳!!!!

By Steve
at 2018-08-16T03:51

我養的貓輸惹

By Anthony
at 2018-08-20T04:56

妳自己也知道終於是看人的條件吧，和寵物那有關

By Sandy
at 2018-08-24T06:00

都好可愛啊～

By Anthony
at 2018-08-28T07:05

怒噓

By Callum
at 2018-09-01T08:09

http://i.imgur.com/I2hnwzL.jpg

By Dorothy
at 2018-09-05T09:14

By Agatha
at 2018-09-09T10:18

我褲子裡有養一條黃金巨蟒

By Jacob
at 2018-09-13T11:23

養小孩也很好約喔

By Lucy
at 2018-09-17T12:27

推寵物

By Emily
at 2018-09-21T13:32

我家主子不太理陌生人，所以完全沒這用途

By Olivia
at 2018-09-25T14:36

我要開始養貓了

By Victoria
at 2018-09-29T15:41

吉娃娃不是貓：(

By Ula
at 2018-10-03T16:46

http://i.imgur.com/0TBpJV3.jpg
約到家裡玩狗叫成功一半了

By Madame
at 2018-10-07T17:50

會握手hi5的貓咪可以嗎

By Olive
at 2018-10-11T18:55

我母瑪來互相交纏啊!!!

By Agatha
at 2018-10-15T19:59

http://i.imgur.com/XdlMzeC.jpg

By Wallis
at 2018-10-19T21:04

http://i.imgur.com/v5GaUIx.jpg

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-10-23T22:08

好多好可愛的貓狗噢

By Connor
at 2018-10-27T23:13

我要去養貓了XDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-11-01T00:17

誰家的貓可以借我一晚的，我也要去交流

By Agatha
at 2018-11-05T01:22

早知道養貓了,養什麼柯基阿..

By Faithe
at 2018-11-09T02:26

http://i.imgur.com/OVdwtic.jpg

By Quanna
at 2018-11-13T03:31

柯基絕對比貓可愛一百倍吧...

By Cara
at 2018-11-17T04:35

只有養吉娃娃錯了嗎QQ

By Ivy
at 2018-11-21T05:40

寵物之亂

By Ula
at 2018-11-25T06:44

http://i.imgur.com/swm06Z2.jpg

By Regina
at 2018-11-29T07:49

http://i.imgur.com/eECTp29.jpg 跟風

By John
at 2018-12-03T08:54

我比較喜歡狗狗

By Andy
at 2018-12-07T09:58

龍

By Lauren
at 2018-12-11T11:03

貓貓狗狗好可愛

By Lauren
at 2018-12-15T12:07

你去人家家早就有心理準備被幹了吧

By Caitlin
at 2018-12-19T13:12

噓樓上去人家家就要有心理準備被幹是什麼邏輯？

By Puput
at 2018-12-23T14:16

補推

By Megan
at 2018-12-27T15:21

http://i.imgur.com/V8FrBjJ.jpg

By Eden
at 2018-12-31T16:25

這張可以嗎？

By Ingrid
at 2019-01-04T17:30

這個手指我是寄信了

By Zenobia
at 2019-01-08T18:34

之前高中同學有養貓說要去他家玩貓結果玩著玩著玩到床
上去了>///<

By John
at 2019-01-12T19:39

好吃

By Ethan
at 2019-01-16T20:43

妳是 J小姐嗎

By Isla
at 2019-01-20T21:48

奶好假

By Carol
at 2019-01-24T22:52

我去玩貓咪，順便玩她主人哈哈

By Freda
at 2019-01-28T23:57

推

By Wallis
at 2019-02-02T01:02

會養寵物的男生不是要約泡我吃籠子

By Robert
at 2019-02-06T02:06

這篇好療癒啊寵物對我也好有用

By Dinah
at 2019-02-10T03:11

這我可以

By Blanche
at 2019-02-14T04:15

我也有養貓阿各位妹子快來玩

By Quanna
at 2019-02-18T05:20

以為走到寵物版……歪歪的

By Yuri
at 2019-02-22T06:24

西捨吃籠子吧

By Hazel
at 2019-02-26T07:29

小朋友和小動物都超黏我有沒有加分?

By Una
at 2019-03-02T08:33

http://i.imgur.com/UX2QONZ.jpg

By Genevieve
at 2019-03-06T09:38

http://i.imgur.com/OX2yeYh.jpg 我家黃金

By Daph Bay
at 2019-03-10T10:42

http://i.imgur.com/hJYWxmQ.jpg

By Anonymous
at 2019-03-14T11:47

滑下來看到一堆人造寵物慘慘慘

By Cara
at 2019-03-18T12:51

旅拍++ xd

By Blanche
at 2019-03-22T13:56

http://i.imgur.com/jD7Zceg.jpg

By Rebecca
at 2019-03-26T15:00

http://i.imgur.com/qQMK37U.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7a7XVar.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ur2HZI2.jpg
浪貓等領養喔

By Kama
at 2019-03-30T16:05

請問這裡是寵物版還是我看錯了☺

By Zenobia
at 2019-04-03T17:10

摳憐！一堆養寵物也約不到

By Brianna
at 2019-04-07T18:14

水喔!!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-04-11T19:19

想玩

By Odelette
at 2019-04-15T20:23

有啊，之前不是有土耳其男養兔子約炮的後來還被吉

By Mia
at 2019-04-19T21:28

快來玩我
http://i.imgur.com/y2Kn5BF.jpg

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-04-23T22:32

還以為走錯版了...

By Belly
at 2019-04-27T23:37

這不錯

By Aaliyah
at 2019-05-02T00:41

推...貓狗圖～～

By Sarah
at 2019-05-06T01:46

那想要看魯蛇嗎？我這剛好有

By Connor
at 2019-05-10T02:50

每個人家裡的主子都好可愛！！覺得去對方家裡不會想幹嘛
只會想跟主子玩XD

By Jack
at 2019-05-14T03:55

我的天這身材

By Christine
at 2019-05-18T04:59

兔子可以嗎？ http://i.imgur.com/Xh74NNA.jpg

By Aaliyah
at 2019-05-22T06:04

樓上兔子好可愛～讚讚

By Aaliyah
at 2019-05-26T07:08

http://i.imgur.com/wjERQhp.jpg
我只有這隻貓

By Candice
at 2019-05-30T08:13

如果今天是養特別的寵物呢？大家的寵物一直都是指貓狗

By Audriana
at 2019-06-03T09:18

吧?

By Jessica
at 2019-06-07T10:22

喵喵喵

By James
at 2019-06-11T11:27

好想跟樓上所有寵物玩

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-06-15T12:31

http://i.imgur.com/TGfnxhd.jpg

By Jessica
at 2019-06-19T13:36

樓上上我這裡九隻貓你想怎麼玩就怎麼玩想帶回家也可以

By Dora
at 2019-06-23T14:40

http://i.imgur.com/eSok01B.jpg

By Ophelia
at 2019-06-27T15:45

可惡, 想養拉拉

By Olivia
at 2019-07-01T16:49

…立馬來養隻貓…

By Jacob
at 2019-07-05T17:54

QQ..只有養四隻鳥

By Dora
at 2019-07-09T18:58

http://imgur.com/OORA0G7

By Linda
at 2019-07-13T20:03

可是我被主子盯著看會滅火XDDDDDD

By Steve
at 2019-07-17T21:07

我有貓有狗還不是沒人約

By Olive
at 2019-07-21T22:12

https://imgur.com/gallery/qH55W

By Kumar
at 2019-07-25T23:16

我有貓可是沒有約過QQ

By Tom
at 2019-07-30T00:21

http://i.imgur.com/WBScsgE.jpg

By Kumar
at 2019-08-03T01:26

http://i.imgur.com/OTAiezY.jpg

By Charlie
at 2019-08-07T02:30

來，來看貓

By Hedda
at 2019-08-11T03:35

我家狗狗很乖的，都是主人帶壞他http://i.imgur.com/2tmh
kQ4.jpg

By Elizabeth
at 2019-08-15T04:39

養土狗是沒客群喔

By Caitlin
at 2019-08-19T05:44

我有狗還是沒用啊啊啊

By Valerie
at 2019-08-23T06:48

http://i.imgur.com/gnRZmjm.jpg

By Odelette
at 2019-08-27T07:53

來者是客都來了當然要好好款待啊付出點勞力流汗也
是應該的

By Ethan
at 2019-08-31T08:57

我有飬烏龜，要玩嗎？

By Queena
at 2019-09-04T10:02

好療癒阿！！這真的是西斯版麻…

By Eartha
at 2019-09-08T11:06

沒貓失敗

By Isabella
at 2019-09-12T12:11

我家養巴哥!!! 這狗太醜了QQ 路上都被講好醜喔~

By Zenobia
at 2019-09-16T13:15

http://imgur.com/C69bP4q.jpg 大家來看看XD

By Wallis
at 2019-09-20T14:20

這篇上新聞了= = 記者到底多愛抄

By Kelly
at 2019-09-24T15:24

哇真的假的

By Noah
at 2019-09-28T16:29

我突然好想養隻貓(握拳

By Oscar
at 2019-10-02T17:34

剛結紮還可以約嗎？ http://i.imgur.com/sx6Bl7G.jpg

By Audriana
at 2019-10-06T18:38

阿斯

By Donna
at 2019-10-10T19:43

說好的貓圖呢？

By Kelly
at 2019-10-14T20:47

你以為有貓我就會.......咦？貓咧？！

By Oliver
at 2019-10-18T21:52

加個三分五分，約不到的九成還是約不到，還多隻寵物受苦w

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-10-22T22:56

我也要炫貓 http://imgur.com/a/iFaSF

By Queena
at 2019-10-27T00:01

我都抱著我的貓睡覺：）

By Callum
at 2019-10-31T01:05

http://i.imgur.com/fIlE5Uy.jpg 現場人山人海，我也要曝
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養寵物會比較好約炮？ - 成人話題討論

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