養了25年的鳥終於有人吃了 - 成人話題討論

Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-05-30T23:34

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嗨 各位好

小弟今年24 即將25

套一個常見的簽名檔裡的幾句話

"以前看GTO都覺得鬼塚22還是處男很好笑

現在 我笑不出來"

養了這麼多年的鳥,總是要上戰場的

偏偏在台灣這麼一個人心叵測的環境,連喝茶都怕燙

所以這次我得到了一個機會

對 就是出國出差

一開始還沒有這個想法

不過可能是老天看在我在到飯店的路上瘋狂默念我要單人房的份上

實現了我的願望

馬上進入正題

到哪國就不講了 反正SOP都一樣

到了飯店連上wifi後馬上下載約砲神器

然後開始找獵物

說真的,短短幾天要找約砲還要約出來吃飯聊天

不如直接找個要錢的

基本上我去的國家密10個有6.7個會回

通常我都先發個hi過去

如果對方有回我就直接問where are you

肯跟你說的就有機會繼續聊

我也聊過會直接跟你說I do sex for pay (反正你找附近就是找砲打,他們也知道

可是小貴 pass

也有聊到幾個想跟我來一發的,可惜他們太遠我也懶得過去找他們

這時出現了一個跟我說I can do anything if you want.

那時就想說 好吧就是妳了

談一談價錢之後她說她可以馬上來

但是處男無膽又怕得病 我只叫她用嘴巴

進我房間就是先牽我的手 聊一聊之後手就牽到屌上

接著就叫我先脫褲子再舔我奶頭,老實說感覺頗怪,而且還聞到一點菸味

舔著舔著她就爬下去吃了

幹含住那一瞬間真的差點哭出來

媽 有人肯吃我的屌了!

可是不知道是太緊張還是怎樣 沒有像AV裡男優爽成那樣的感覺

再加上她一直搓我寶貝袋 有點小癢

所以就叫她脫衣服給我看,看了20年的片終於看到實品有點興奮

雖然有點小

結果脫完她就又趴下去繼續吃,還邊吃邊拉我的手去揉她

美中不足的是因為流汗有點黏黏的 而且她趴著我也看不到

然後下一個瞬間fu就來了

本來想跟影片裡一樣忍住看看,可是忍不太住

然後就達成人生成就之一 口爆她口爆她口爆她

在她剛進來時本來還想說讓她口交完休息一下

然後就要進入轉大人模式

可是應該是開關開錯 射完那一瞬間馬上轉到聖人模式XDDDDD














後來她回去之後 傳了個訊息給我

In fact,I'm a ladyboy.

幹 新成就完成?

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at 2016-07-02T22:18
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at 2016-08-03T05:16
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at 2016-08-07T03:08
幫推 新成就~~
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at 2016-08-18T20:45
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at 2016-08-22T18:37
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at 2016-08-26T16:29
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at 2016-08-30T14:21
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at 2016-09-03T12:14
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at 2016-09-07T10:06
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at 2016-09-11T07:58
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By Una
at 2016-09-15T05:50
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By Odelette
at 2016-09-19T03:42
資優跳級生 猛
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By Zenobia
at 2016-09-23T01:35
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By Valerie
at 2016-09-26T23:27
加油 以後沒什麼困難可以打倒你了
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By Ida
at 2016-09-30T21:19
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at 2016-10-04T19:11
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By Connor
at 2016-10-08T17:03
還好沒插
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By Poppy
at 2016-10-12T14:56
拍拍
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By Iris
at 2016-10-16T12:48
恭喜...
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at 2016-10-20T10:40
真男人 給推
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By Selena
at 2016-10-24T08:32
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By Una
at 2016-10-28T06:24
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By Olga
at 2016-11-01T04:17
.........
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at 2016-11-05T02:09
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at 2016-11-09T00:01
朝聖XDDD

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