頭一次遇到這麼特別的要求 - 成人話題討論

By Hedda
at 2016-05-01T02:34

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「知道我是誰的，請假裝沒看到XD」

我真的覺得太好笑了，
原本想說發在joke版，
但好像又有點不妥，
於是決定發在西斯版...

我平常在外是一位折氣球的人，
都是折給小朋友、大人可愛的造型氣球，
可以開放別人任意指定造型。

事情是這樣子的，
我做了一場派對的折氣球活動，大人們表示非常厲害，
於是有一位男士在我耳邊問我
「你什麼都可以做，那可以做女性的(消音），我們男生都很好奇」，
我回：「理論上來說應該是可以啦....」
（對方過了十五分鐘再次走了過來）
並說：「等等活動結束偷偷折一個給我們看看」
（於是活動真的要結束了）
他開玩笑的說：「欸欸！你不折出來，就不給錢了喔（笑）」

結果我憑著感覺真的折出來了。
此時，旁邊的女性友人正好喵到我折的，
並說「欸！為什麼男生有！女生也要啊！！！」
旁邊的人並附和著：「給我來個黑色的。」

結果折出來以後，
他們擺在前面遊走到了男士們面前ＸＤＤ

摁...真是奇妙的一天哈哈哈
--
哦對！因為他們覺得很猛，
意外多獲得一千元ＸＤＤＤＤ
最後附上個完成圖
http://i.imgur.com/imb5ZF5.jpg

Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Wallis
at 2016-05-03T18:23

超強！！！

By Frederica
at 2016-05-06T10:12

有一點髒不過蠻強的

By Thomas
at 2016-05-09T02:00

你贏了……

By Olga
at 2016-05-11T17:49

所以用起來的感覺如何

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-14T09:37

幹！我跪惹

By Oliver
at 2016-05-17T01:26

女生的不難啦我比較好奇一條氣球怎麼折成男生的

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-19T17:15

大推真的太厲害了啦超強

By Yuri
at 2016-05-22T09:03

還真是滿像的啦哈哈～怎麼不用個粉紅色氣球折勒？

By Genevieve
at 2016-05-25T00:52

好傳神

By Damian
at 2016-05-27T16:41

厲害，我有朋友也是氣球達人，下次要他折看看XD

By Dora
at 2016-05-30T08:29

補推！話說有黑色氣球男人的圖嗎

By Noah
at 2016-06-02T00:18

給女生的呢敲碗

By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-04T16:06

太強了吧哈哈哈哈哈超擬真欸哈哈哈哈

By Irma
at 2016-06-07T07:55

您是會在婚宴上工作的嗎

By David
at 2016-06-09T23:44

給女生的呢呢呢～～～

By Kama
at 2016-06-12T15:32

嗯活靈活現

By Kama
at 2016-06-15T07:21

你淫了

By Noah
at 2016-06-17T23:10

有像！

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-20T14:58

附一下給女生的啊XDDDD

By Queena
at 2016-06-23T06:47

有笑有推

By Valerie
at 2016-06-25T22:35

用我的針來刺破它～～

By Lucy
at 2016-06-28T14:24

男生的難在神韻

By Emily
at 2016-07-01T06:13

同樣行業的…總覺得知道你是誰XD

By Elvira
at 2016-07-03T22:01

好猛哦XD

By Christine
at 2016-07-06T13:50

給原po建議兩個圈圈加一根上面再用深色做過龜頭(///
▽///)

By Jacky
at 2016-07-09T05:38

太強了啦

By Christine
at 2016-07-11T21:27

嘖嘖...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-14T13:16

手濕濕的?

By Susan
at 2016-07-17T05:04

傳神

By Joe
at 2016-07-19T20:53

猛

By Daniel
at 2016-07-22T12:42

很厲害

By Wallis
at 2016-07-25T04:30

好強喔

By Audriana
at 2016-07-27T20:19

前一陣子的世界氣球大賽你有興趣嗎

By Lucy
at 2016-07-30T12:07

厲害!

By Jacob
at 2016-08-02T03:56

只能推了xDD

By Jessica
at 2016-08-04T19:45

好厲害喔!!!!!!會被幹破(?

By Yedda
at 2016-08-07T11:33

好猛

By Candice
at 2016-08-10T03:22

猛

By Candice
at 2016-08-12T19:10

可能犯錯面強

By Susan
at 2016-08-15T10:59

太厲害，打賞

By Rae
at 2016-08-18T02:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2016-08-20T18:36

屌！

By Andrew
at 2016-08-23T10:25

之前同事摺的http://i.imgur.com/rflxeI5.jpg

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-26T02:14

厲害你拿這一千元完全夠格

By Tom
at 2016-08-28T18:02

太神了

By Irma
at 2016-08-31T09:51

人才啊

By Caitlin
at 2016-09-03T01:39

爽哥?

By Donna
at 2016-09-05T17:28

哈哈好強喔！！原波壞惹 50收
=======以下開放報名=======
我～～～

By Mason
at 2016-09-08T09:17

厲害了

By Connor
at 2016-09-11T01:05

=======報名截止=======

By Franklin
at 2016-09-13T16:54

感覺好像在社團看過

By Kyle
at 2016-09-16T08:42

你贏了

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-19T00:31

妳怎麼不問人妻約我去廁所不敢說??沈主播也沒那麼堅持!!騙!

By Ophelia
at 2016-09-21T16:20

應得份很恐怖耶...妳也太小看新住民...整堆假資產也能當龍!

By Caitlin
at 2016-09-24T08:08

誰去嘟嘟看～～

By Iris
at 2016-09-26T23:57

哈哈哈超強的

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-29T15:46

膩害膩害

By Una
at 2016-10-02T07:34

超猛

By Doris
at 2016-10-04T23:23

高手

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-07T15:11

太猛啦～

By Ethan
at 2016-10-10T07:00

我到底看了什麼！覺得太厲害

By Emma
at 2016-10-12T22:49

你折這個是什麼，我是格子呢
我說格子呢*

By Sandy
at 2016-10-15T14:37

By John
at 2016-10-18T06:26

威猛只能推了

By Callum
at 2016-10-20T22:14

覺得會爆！整個超強耶

By Mary
at 2016-10-23T14:03

好厲害喔xDDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-10-26T05:52

覺得會爆+1 太強啦

By Olga
at 2016-10-28T21:40

帥

By Mia
at 2016-10-31T13:29

幹XDDDDDDD傳神

By Zenobia
at 2016-11-03T05:18

想買!

By Hazel
at 2016-11-05T21:06

真是個肥鮑

By Ingrid
at 2016-11-08T12:55

超強

By Irma
at 2016-11-11T04:43

R20：糟糕！是世界奇觀！

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-11-13T20:32

推

By Steve
at 2016-11-16T12:21

不用打馬賽克嗎?

By Linda
at 2016-11-19T04:09

乾這太強了

By Kama
at 2016-11-21T19:58

看來是閱鮑無數!

By Catherine
at 2016-11-24T11:47

屌XDDDD

By Wallis
at 2016-11-27T03:35

有試用文嗎

By Ida
at 2016-11-29T19:24

高手給推～～～

By Oliver
at 2016-12-02T11:12

高手在民間

By Mason
at 2016-12-05T03:01

笑了。。。一千塊值得XD

By Puput
at 2016-12-07T18:50

好厲害！

By Elizabeth
at 2016-12-10T10:38

50收原po

By Anthony
at 2016-12-13T02:27

真的是.....好屌

By Yuri
at 2016-12-15T18:15

推

By Delia
at 2016-12-18T10:04

高手呀XDD

By Agnes
at 2016-12-21T01:53

我到底看了什麼……

By Sandy
at 2016-12-23T17:41

好肥美的x
已站內信

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-12-26T09:30

黑屌圖呢！！（敲碗

By Sarah
at 2016-12-29T01:19

強

By Mason
at 2016-12-31T17:07

莫名的可愛是怎麼回事w

By George
at 2017-01-03T08:56

你贏了！超像

By Valerie
at 2017-01-06T00:44

好職業XD

By Mason
at 2017-01-08T16:33

XDDDD

By Liam
at 2017-01-11T08:22

超強啊

By Wallis
at 2017-01-14T00:10

不要破壞小朋友的童年就好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-01-16T15:59

神!

By Jessica
at 2017-01-19T07:47

God like

By Doris
at 2017-01-21T23:36

太厲害了!

By Edith
at 2017-01-24T15:25

感覺是要折聖誕老人的頭，然後稍微改一下~好棒

By Jake
at 2017-01-27T07:13

乍看之下真的很像ㄧ串香蕉

By Yedda
at 2017-01-29T23:02

我比較好奇男的XD

By Mary
at 2017-02-01T14:51

手白白是真的jizz?

By Catherine
at 2017-02-04T06:39

神之手啊

By Zanna
at 2017-02-06T22:28

朝聖

By Rachel
at 2017-02-09T14:16

太強大了

By Emma
at 2017-02-12T06:05

肥鮑4 ni

By Oscar
at 2017-02-14T21:54

XDDDDDDD 好強

By Oscar
at 2017-02-17T13:42

噁心

By Blanche
at 2017-02-20T05:31

朝聖

By Joseph
at 2017-02-22T21:19

跪了

By Elizabeth
at 2017-02-25T13:08

哈哈哈哈!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-02-28T04:57

XDDDDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2017-03-02T20:45

絕世好鮑啊!!!!!

By Brianna
at 2017-03-05T12:34

超強

By Puput
at 2017-03-08T04:23

cool

By Hedwig
at 2017-03-10T20:11

手工鮑魚....

By Megan
at 2017-03-13T12:00

佩服

By Quanna
at 2017-03-16T03:48

粉紅鮑，XD

By Margaret
at 2017-03-18T19:37

好強

By Rosalind
at 2017-03-21T11:26

太猛了啦

By Charlotte
at 2017-03-24T03:14

酷

By Leila
at 2017-03-26T19:03

好屌

By Carol
at 2017-03-29T10:51

太神啦

By Genevieve
at 2017-04-01T02:40

有神快拜

By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-03T18:29

Ptt臥虎藏龍啊 ~~~

By Audriana
at 2017-04-06T10:17

神

By Kyle
at 2017-04-09T02:06

糟糕認識的

By Kristin
at 2017-04-11T17:55

給我來個黑色的XDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2017-04-14T09:43

比素肚還狂

By Adele
at 2017-04-17T01:32

是肥鮑讚讚>////<

By Bennie
at 2017-04-19T17:20

咦!我怎麼跪著看文

By Damian
at 2017-04-22T09:09

神人！推

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-25T00:58

推

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-04-27T16:46

神人

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-04-30T08:35

靠居然還有珠珠 XDDDDD

By Adele
at 2017-05-03T00:24

氣球王

By Tom
at 2017-05-05T16:12

我知道你是誰哈哈。

By Una
at 2017-05-08T08:01

太神啦～～～～～～～

By Rebecca
at 2017-05-10T23:49

氣球大屌 http://imgur.com/tWXnQVD

By Liam
at 2017-05-13T15:38

純手工鮑魚...^^

By Zora
at 2017-05-16T07:27

嘶給！

By Gilbert
at 2017-05-18T23:15

太神啦

By Anthony
at 2017-05-21T15:04

強!

By Puput
at 2017-05-24T06:52

你好厲害，但真的滿損形象的哈哈哈哈哈

By Connor
at 2017-05-26T22:41

厲害哈哈哈

By Joseph
at 2017-05-29T14:30

哈哈哈哈啊哈成人氣球

By Dora
at 2017-06-01T06:18

強XDDDDD

By Jack
at 2017-06-03T22:07

偶像

By Selena
at 2017-06-06T13:56

太像了XDDDD

By Lily
at 2017-06-09T05:44

XDDDD

By Madame
at 2017-06-11T21:33

這個cp值感覺比r20高

By Delia
at 2017-06-14T13:21

下面是菊門嗎？

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-06-17T05:10

哈哈哈太猛了~

By Aaliyah
at 2017-06-19T20:59

太狂了！

By Valerie
at 2017-06-22T12:47

推

By Delia
at 2017-06-25T04:36

猛

By David
at 2017-06-27T20:24

太狂了

By Frederica
at 2017-06-30T12:13

三小啦

By Oliver
at 2017-07-03T04:02

超強，下次你折男女的，然後穿過去，肯定爆表！

By Lily
at 2017-07-05T19:50

人才啊

By Ivy
at 2017-07-08T11:39

這太厲害了...........

By Daniel
at 2017-07-11T03:28

超猛～不愧是氣球神人

By Una
at 2017-07-13T19:16

不推不行

By Linda
at 2017-07-16T11:05

太猛了～我要看女生版的～

By Olive
at 2017-07-19T02:53

朝聖推

By Leila
at 2017-07-21T18:42

超強！！覺得不該只有多1000而已哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-24T10:31

也幫我做一個啾咪

By Hedda
at 2017-07-27T02:19

再折個男根然後插進去

By Regina
at 2017-07-29T18:08

醫生我下面被炸裂

By Adele
at 2017-08-01T09:56

只能推了

By Quanna
at 2017-08-04T01:45

必須推XDDD

By Cara
at 2017-08-06T17:34

超過一千的價值啊啊啊啊啊

By Joe
at 2017-08-09T09:22

厲害推

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-08-12T01:11

這不推不行XDD

By Damian
at 2017-08-14T17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2017-08-17T08:48

折氣球的神手...太強了

By Doris
at 2017-08-20T00:37

XDD

By Ingrid
at 2017-08-22T16:25

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-08-25T08:14

不錯，想學

By Margaret
at 2017-08-28T00:03

XDDDD

By Kama
at 2017-08-30T15:51

有才

By Ethan
at 2017-09-02T07:40

猛

By Daph Bay
at 2017-09-04T23:28

[新聞]現在全省超商氣球大缺貨

By Kelly
at 2017-09-07T15:17

好猛，你開班授課，肯定有很多人去

By Olga
at 2017-09-10T07:06

靠你贏了

By Edith
at 2017-09-12T22:54

屌

By Susan
at 2017-09-15T14:43

粉紅苞+5000

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-09-18T06:32

不推不行XDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2017-09-20T22:20

太強了....

By Brianna
at 2017-09-23T14:09

推太猛了

By Sarah
at 2017-09-26T05:57

好鮑魚不給錢嗎？

By Xanthe
at 2017-09-28T21:46

厲害

By Hazel
at 2017-10-01T13:35

我跪了

By Damian
at 2017-10-04T05:23

你淫了XDDD

By Jacky
at 2017-10-06T21:12

強

By Susan
at 2017-10-09T13:01

太神哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-10-12T04:49

高手在民間

By Bennie
at 2017-10-14T20:38

請勿插用

By Rae
at 2017-10-17T12:26

wwwwwwwwwww

By Lauren
at 2017-10-20T04:15

朝聖根本神人

By Ida
at 2017-10-22T20:04

折過了

By Brianna
at 2017-10-25T11:52

氣球王!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-10-28T03:41

我知道你是誰嘿嘿

By Ivy
at 2017-10-30T19:29

這有點強XD

By Rebecca
at 2017-11-02T11:18

台北市現在很多智障商人批玩具來賣好不好?很誠懇還是被笑??
我不是先知XDDD

By Michael
at 2017-11-05T03:07

你贏了

By Jake
at 2017-11-07T18:55

來認出你了

By Hedy
at 2017-11-10T10:44

不得不推一下太強拉XD

By Steve
at 2017-11-13T02:33

絕世好鮑

By Jack
at 2017-11-15T18:21

十分厲害！

By Emily
at 2017-11-18T10:10

沒看過不就gg惹

By Edwina
at 2017-11-21T01:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2017-11-23T17:47

真的是會戳破XD

By Bethany
at 2017-11-26T09:36

hahahaha

By Freda
at 2017-11-29T01:24

推

By Ida
at 2017-12-01T17:13

哪裡髒？

By Kumar
at 2017-12-04T09:01

兄弟這幾頭鮑阿

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-12-07T00:50

豆腐？

By Michael
at 2017-12-09T16:39

太神啦XDDDD

By Ursula
at 2017-12-12T08:27

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2017-12-15T00:16

要開班授課嗎哈哈

By Irma
at 2017-12-17T16:05

我知道你是誰

By Xanthe
at 2017-12-20T07:53

wappy在幹嘛啊...

By Una
at 2017-12-22T23:42

我要大奶

By Cara
at 2017-12-25T15:30

By Yedda
at 2017-12-28T07:19

By Ivy
at 2017-12-30T23:08

我認識你耶~~

By Carol
at 2018-01-02T14:56

可以插嗎???

By Andy
at 2018-01-05T06:45

猛

By Ula
at 2018-01-07T22:33

你髒髒不過我也要一個

By David
at 2018-01-10T14:22

好像XDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2018-01-13T06:11

說髒的是有事嗎？那裡髒？？？？？？

By Blanche
at 2018-01-15T21:59

這篇要爆了

By Ophelia
at 2018-01-18T13:48

笑到美丁美當阿XDDDDD

By Puput
at 2018-01-21T05:37

我知道你是誰嘻嘻

By Yedda
at 2018-01-23T21:25

猛

By Ivy
at 2018-01-26T13:14

我也知道了嘻嘻

By Anthony
at 2018-01-29T05:02

笨版朝聖

By Heather
at 2018-01-31T20:51

朝聖

By Cara
at 2018-02-03T12:40

笨版朝聖

By Agnes
at 2018-02-06T04:28

笨版來朝聖！

By Wallis
at 2018-02-08T20:17

你該不會是隔壁那個馬來X的…?

By Bennie
at 2018-02-11T12:05

人才

By Bethany
at 2018-02-14T03:54

太強大了！

By Audriana
at 2018-02-16T19:43

怎麼只有一個圖? 黑的那隻呢?

By Poppy
at 2018-02-19T11:31

http://i.imgur.com/MqEjFRb.jpg

By Wallis
at 2018-02-22T03:20

三分鐘後就破了

By Isabella
at 2018-02-24T19:09

芝加哥？

By James
at 2018-02-27T10:57

我之前在氣球公司上班說

By Ida
at 2018-03-02T02:46

幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太扯啦

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-03-04T18:34

有點強

By Hedy
at 2018-03-07T10:23

太神啦XDDDDDD 這三小啊啊

By Callum
at 2018-03-10T02:12

XDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2018-03-12T18:00

朝聖

By Zenobia
at 2018-03-15T09:49

神啊！

By Ivy
at 2018-03-18T01:38

笨版朝聖

By Ophelia
at 2018-03-20T17:26

666666

By Margaret
at 2018-03-23T09:15

我好像知道誰這麼會折氣球

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-03-26T01:03

神啊

By Genevieve
at 2018-03-28T16:52

朝聖推

By Linda
at 2018-03-31T08:41

朝聖～

By Anonymous
at 2018-04-03T00:29

靠杯好好笑

By Ida
at 2018-04-05T16:18

笨板朝聖

By Catherine
at 2018-04-08T08:06

來朝聖XDD

By Kyle
at 2018-04-10T23:55

哈哈哈哈

By Carol
at 2018-04-13T15:44

朝聖～

By Noah
at 2018-04-16T07:32

朝聖~

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