霸氣的挑逗 - 成人話題討論

By Isla
at 2015-03-19T13:52
at 2015-03-19T13:52
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原文省略。
〔配樂〉独りんぼエンヴィー〉http://goo.gl/FBFq0k〕
我不是那麼懂霸氣,也不是很明白挑逗,但把這兩個詞擺在一起,
卻想起了一本漫畫《暴想処女》。
「我回來了,芒果!」
「喔喔,很老實張嘴等著了嘛…仔細給我『打掃』乾淨了哦!」
http://i.imgur.com/2ICenrw.jpg

「喔啦!這邊的『口』也好好獎勵一下!
如何——!?爽不爽啊!?」
http://i.imgur.com/MoeXEaH.jpg

霸氣!
但怎麼樣才有挑逗的成分在呢?
(在日本芒果是不是和色情有關?還是自己搞錯了?其實是木瓜?)
「竟… 竟然說什麼老二、老二給妳看。」
誰喜歡那種東西啊!繞這麼大圈子,結果竟然是秀老二給人家看嘛!」
http://i.imgur.com/MES5HJu.jpg

會心一笑,夠霸氣也很挑逗!
但好像還差了一點那種感覺…
「這…這傢伙竟然說『最主要是舔小鄉民』!?」
http://i.imgur.com/1qLTqC0.jpg

居高臨下,帝王的挑逗!
不禁露出壞壞的笑容,有種征服感!
「想被噴在哪個地方啊?說來聽聽嘛!」
http://i.imgur.com/PFsGf7Y.jpg

射精都如此有魄力,這就是霸氣外洩。
每個男人都有一個夢想。
然而認真去想的話,究竟為什麼會有這個想法呢?
我有個夢想…
讓喜歡的女孩穿圍裙裸體做菜!
http://i.imgur.com/BArmkxS.jpg

一定夠霸氣,才能夠實現這個慾望;
一定有足夠的挑逗心思,才會想要對方只穿圍裙做菜。
敝人認為最最霸氣的挑逗,就是…
http://i.imgur.com/lrVfUdo.jpg

「啊咧?怎麼回事?」
http://i.imgur.com/1d36mmR.jpg

「竟然冷不防用小鄉民扇人家耳光……
王八蛋…你到底有多S啊!」
http://i.imgur.com/5TTOhHx.jpg

莞爾一會,還有什麼比這還要霸氣的事?
「叫我『看著那裡』,對『這根東西』很有自信嗎?」
http://i.imgur.com/hyEYET4.jpg

小鄉民有顆纖細的心,也會有不好意思的時候。
「想讓我嘗嘗他的(蘑菇)!?」
http://i.imgur.com/c98BQuU.jpg

四目相交,小鄉民臉紅心跳!
「看看這隻色魔那副躍躍欲『上』的樣子!
這種狀況下忍辱服從他才是上策!」
http://i.imgur.com/x0Vd3gT.jpg

原來如此,女生會愛吃蘑菇不是沒道理~。
蘑菇美味囉~。
~霸氣挑逗浴室篇~
「多麼過分的傢伙!
居然強迫女子高中生做「按摩小姐玩法」!」
http://i.imgur.com/M3OAwkW.jpg

小鄉民變猴子了!
「能感覺到嗎…」
http://i.imgur.com/tjLyQF2.jpg

在漫畫劇情裡,鈴木一直認為和牧野在做愛,但其實沒有插入過陰道…
「我的那裡在痙攣呢…」
http://i.imgur.com/IaTcCgB.jpg

小鄉民七十二變。
「人家……好像馬上就要去了…」
http://i.imgur.com/dgpGsUC.jpg

讓男人理智斷線的一句話。
〔配樂〉現在、很想見你/森的記憶〉http://goo.gl/vVLbgz〕
我是一個沒什麼吸引力的男人,所以無法分享受歡迎的經驗。
或許您可以從外表做起。
買一罐香香的洗髮乳,仔細的搓洗頭髮;
打上肥皂,從耳後根開始,好好清潔自己的身子,尤其是肚臍切不可馬虎。
穿上舒適的 T 恤,合身的牛仔褲,以及有點小貴的鞋。
在台北街頭、在客運座椅間,您一定會遇見一個女孩,她會不經意地看著您。
「五秒非您莫屬定理」
您一定要說服自己看她五秒。
把您的心思慢慢凝聚在眼睛裡,一箭穿心不放過。
五秒過後,女生都會尷尬的別過頭,但她的思緒已經泛起了陣陣漣漪…。
「他在看我…」
對我而言,自己想要成為一個能被喜歡女孩說「我喜歡你」的男人。
http://i.imgur.com/xXfD9Ga.png

怎麼樣才能走進她一步,辦法不會是霸氣也並非挑逗…
做好每一件小事情,誠實的活著。
珍惜對方每一次的笑顏,然後沒有猶豫的說喜歡著她。
我想這就是其中吸引人的方法之一了。
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