雷砲的故事 - 成人話題討論

By Annie
at 2018-10-28T18:44

Table of Contents

原文吃光

說到雷砲
跟初戀分手後遇過一位，代號叫湧出
湧出長得很帥個性幽默，身高180，體格壯碩

小妹閱鳥不多
在遇到他之前都相信身高正比於GG大小

沒想到湧出褲子一脫，掏的竟是迷你G

沒關係，屌不在大，能硬則行！

我趕緊成預備姿勢好好服侍迷你G

舔完蛋蛋後開始進攻，一口就含住迷你G開始真空吸引，頭上下來回，到頂的時候就用舌
尖快速的繞著馬眼畫圈

湧出嬌喘了一聲後大喊：停～不要～
下一秒就看到他的子孫從馬眼湧出，毫無衝力

「昨晚睡不好，血壓可能飆上來了，聽說會影響。」他尷尬的說

https://i.imgur.com/uuAyn60.jpg

咳，先生，我記得您不到30歲

後來不知道為什麼約了第二次
（大概是因為他跟女兵日記的宋排長有87%像

這次湧出顯然有睡好，至少能夠進來，但是發現他時不時會軟啊啊啊啊啊啊
情況就變成進出兩下休息一下，而且是緩慢的進出

「這樣慢慢磨妳會有感覺嗎？我前任說要快點進出才會有感覺。」湧出問

我內心唱著演員，回：嗯，有感覺！

湧出撐了五分鐘問我夠了嗎？

我
https://i.imgur.com/r1W9W1w.jpg

但是感覺他大概已經是極限，我心也很累了便回他說：嗯！你出來沒關係

事後他說要戰後檢討
我還建議他去看泌尿科

有夠荒謬

高潮之日，遙遙無期
洨妹

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Michael
at 2018-10-31T07:37

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By Noah
at 2018-11-02T20:30

妹妹，收信。

By Hedda
at 2018-11-05T09:23

回信吧妹子

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at 2018-11-07T22:16

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at 2018-11-10T11:09

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at 2018-11-13T00:02

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By Gilbert
at 2018-11-15T12:54

這個絕對寄信了

By Blanche
at 2018-11-18T01:47

寄了回我

By Thomas
at 2018-11-20T14:40

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-11-23T03:33

妹妹，等妳回信

By Hedy
at 2018-11-25T16:26

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By Damian
at 2018-11-28T05:19

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By Emily
at 2018-11-30T18:12

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By Jacky
at 2018-12-03T07:05

寄爆了我怎麼辦

By Poppy
at 2018-12-05T19:58

呵呵

By Poppy
at 2018-12-08T08:51

當初叫妳約我不聽，看吧～

By Carol
at 2018-12-10T21:43

看到吳孟達我大笑了

By Carol
at 2018-12-13T10:36

換換口味選小隻馬我不雷

By Quintina
at 2018-12-15T23:29

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By Daph Bay
at 2018-12-18T12:22

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我可悲肥宅一輩子處男

By Dinah
at 2018-12-21T01:15

妹子回我

By Frederic
at 2018-12-23T14:08

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at 2018-12-26T03:01

對方太胖？

By Joe
at 2018-12-28T15:54

交給我來，簡單

By Jessica
at 2018-12-31T04:47

笑死也太雷了，真的那麼多雷砲喔！

By Kristin
at 2019-01-02T17:40

我來，持久有硬度

By Charlie
at 2019-01-05T06:32

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By Franklin
at 2019-01-07T19:25

肯定是妹子太可口了！

By Frederic
at 2019-01-10T08:18

湧出，好名字

By Charlie
at 2019-01-12T21:11

好善解人意啊

By Charlie
at 2019-01-15T10:04

人帥真好小GG也有洞鑽

By Audriana
at 2019-01-17T22:57

光看圖以為是前女友....

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-20T11:50

宋湧出有畫面XDD

By Heather
at 2019-01-23T00:43

挑臉沒先看實屌解雷砲成就拍拍

By Edwina
at 2019-01-25T13:36

他超誠實，名字就說明一切了

By Megan
at 2019-01-28T02:29

寄了回我

By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-30T15:21

洨妹，記得回信！

By Olive
at 2019-02-02T04:14

雷炮都約的到，那我開始當雷炮

By Catherine
at 2019-02-04T17:07

雷！

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-02-07T06:00

信箱爆了

By Joe
at 2019-02-09T18:53

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at 2019-02-12T07:46

我不雷私妳

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at 2019-02-14T20:39

這絕對要寄給我

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at 2019-02-17T09:32

換人0.0/

By Isabella
at 2019-02-19T22:25

這個我絕對寄

By Oscar
at 2019-02-22T11:18

原來妳是有為

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at 2019-02-25T00:10

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at 2019-02-27T13:03

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at 2019-03-02T01:56

寄了

By Isla
at 2019-03-04T14:49

寄惹

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-03-07T03:42

這我先去廁所了

By Belly
at 2019-03-09T16:35

我已經在廁所了

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at 2019-03-12T05:28

我超雷，拜託私我

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at 2019-03-14T18:21

寄了回我

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at 2019-03-17T07:14

我突然想到某個叫湧泉的朋友

By Catherine
at 2019-03-19T20:07

我噴出請多指教

By Lucy
at 2019-03-22T08:59

預備姿勢好性感啊

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-03-24T21:52

射了

By Emily
at 2019-03-27T10:45

寄了請收

By Iris
at 2019-03-29T23:38

有奶有推

By Audriana
at 2019-04-01T12:31

神串留名！

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at 2019-04-04T01:24

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By Frederic
at 2019-04-06T14:17

這我肯定寄

By Eden
at 2019-04-09T03:10

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at 2019-04-11T16:03

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at 2019-04-14T04:56

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By Aaliyah
at 2019-04-16T17:48

神串留名！

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at 2019-04-19T06:41

奈米屌寄信了

By Tracy
at 2019-04-21T19:34

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By Michael
at 2019-04-24T08:27

"湧出" 當之無愧

By Noah
at 2019-04-26T21:20

我還有點餓我快笑死XDDD

By Quanna
at 2019-04-29T10:13

我來，換妳湧出

By Valerie
at 2019-05-01T23:06

有奶就推

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at 2019-05-04T11:59

有笑有推，湧出好笑

By Damian
at 2019-05-07T00:52

我肚子很餓！哈哈

By Oliver
at 2019-05-09T13:45

來吧約約

By Connor
at 2019-05-12T02:37

欸我們不是約好了晚上十點....

By Agatha
at 2019-05-14T15:30

這身材我看到也湧出來

By Lily
at 2019-05-17T04:23

大c可以

By Olive
at 2019-05-19T17:16

小奶

By Blanche
at 2019-05-22T06:09

推

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at 2019-05-24T19:02

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at 2019-05-27T07:55

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at 2019-05-29T20:48

有笑有推

By Wallis
at 2019-06-01T09:41

選我選我

By Rebecca
at 2019-06-03T22:34

這我肯定給寄

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at 2019-06-06T11:26

下次記得先驗貨阿~

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at 2019-06-09T00:19

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By Agnes
at 2019-06-11T13:12

我兩個小時可以報名嗎？

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at 2019-06-14T02:05

妹妹，妳要日理萬雞了^^

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at 2019-06-16T14:58

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at 2019-06-19T03:51

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By Gilbert
at 2019-06-21T16:44

祝你早日找到高潮

By Odelette
at 2019-06-24T05:37

幫你寫個慘字好了

By Aaliyah
at 2019-06-26T18:30

笑死妳適合歐美式+日式的幹法

By Hardy
at 2019-06-29T07:23

來人啊喂公子吃餅

By Bethany
at 2019-07-01T20:15

這麼美的身材還這樣慘只能說菩薩是公平的

By Andrew
at 2019-07-04T09:08

寄囉˙

By Queena
at 2019-07-06T22:01

小弟做口碑用過都說讚

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-07-09T10:54

拍拍，下次約樓下

By Mary
at 2019-07-11T23:47

幫QQ

By Olive
at 2019-07-14T12:40

這名湧出取的真好

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at 2019-07-17T01:33

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at 2019-07-19T14:26

來挑戰我

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at 2019-07-22T03:19

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at 2019-07-24T16:12

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at 2019-07-27T05:04

這個有趣

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at 2019-07-29T17:57

笑了

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at 2019-08-01T06:50

我要寄了喔

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at 2019-08-03T19:43

相信我

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at 2019-08-06T08:36

遇到錯的人，可黏

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at 2019-08-08T21:29

我要寄爆你怕了吧

By Charlotte
at 2019-08-11T10:22

我想舔妳的鮑魚…

By Enid
at 2019-08-13T23:15

果然三分鐘就湧出

By Freda
at 2019-08-16T12:08

迷你G真的很好笑

By Charlotte
at 2019-08-19T01:01

這個身材信箱爆了

By Jack
at 2019-08-21T13:53

已寄信

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at 2019-08-24T02:46

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By Isabella
at 2019-08-26T15:39

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By Charlotte
at 2019-08-29T04:32

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at 2019-08-31T17:25

我是女森，但照片害我也餓了！可惡

By Michael
at 2019-09-03T06:18

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By Genevieve
at 2019-09-05T19:11

永和迷你G已寄信

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at 2019-09-08T08:04

寄了回我

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at 2019-09-10T20:57

忘記怎麼寄信了......

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at 2019-09-13T09:50

有為!有為你怎麼了!

By Tracy
at 2019-09-15T22:42

我試試看好嗎

By Oliver
at 2019-09-18T11:35

低調

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at 2019-09-21T00:28

來啊乾

By Agnes
at 2019-09-23T13:21

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at 2019-09-26T02:14

我知道你不會選我，你會後悔的

By Catherine
at 2019-09-28T15:07

這篇幽默感十足，外加妹仔佛心來著，推！

By Yuri
at 2019-10-01T04:00

只能幫寫個慘字

By Queena
at 2019-10-03T16:53

可是不是有調查說正常值大概在2～10分鐘嗎他應該

By Eartha
at 2019-10-06T05:46

算平均值吧

By Dorothy
at 2019-10-08T18:39

推一個

By Belly
at 2019-10-11T07:31

有為妳怎麼了

By Dora
at 2019-10-13T20:24

單挑我180 100公斤但是普大

By David
at 2019-10-16T09:17

我很想笑但真的文筆不錯聽妳的經歷QAQ

By Hedwig
at 2019-10-18T22:10

浪費了這好身材

By Emily
at 2019-10-21T11:03

寄了回我！

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at 2019-10-23T23:56

哈欠...

By Christine
at 2019-10-26T12:49

寄了妳唯一的希望來惹

By Joe
at 2019-10-29T01:42

還是我來吧寄了快回我

By Frederic
at 2019-10-31T14:35

真的是佛祖下凡

By Irma
at 2019-11-03T03:28

0.0/

By Ophelia
at 2019-11-05T16:20

0.0/

By Edwina
at 2019-11-08T05:13

我0.0/

By Sandy
at 2019-11-10T18:06

為妳感到悲傷

By Hedwig
at 2019-11-13T06:59

可以阿

By Enid
at 2019-11-15T19:52

您人真好，還給第二次機會!!

By Olive
at 2019-11-18T08:45

這邊應該推人帥真好阿，還可以用第二次來做回口碑，只

By Linda
at 2019-11-20T21:38

可惜沒做回來就是了哈哈哈

By Jacky
at 2019-11-23T10:31

您做功德我也積積陰陰德

By Cara
at 2019-11-25T23:24

還給第二次機會真好

By Kumar
at 2019-11-28T12:17

太好笑了大笑三聲哈哈哈

By Joe
at 2019-12-01T01:09

只能說長得夠帥..性無能也能搞2次砲...人醜就XDD

By Regina
at 2019-12-03T14:02

可以回我嗎我很硬

By Joe
at 2019-12-06T02:55

我覺得兩次機會太多了

By Noah
at 2019-12-08T15:48

讓我試試

By Emma
at 2019-12-11T04:41

笑死

By Joe
at 2019-12-13T17:34

可敢一戰

By Quanna
at 2019-12-16T06:27

寄了回我

By David
at 2019-12-18T19:20

給我一個站內信的機會就夠了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-12-21T08:13

我至少可以督300下

By Michael
at 2019-12-23T21:06

寄了回我

By Odelette
at 2019-12-26T09:58

為什麼正妹都約的到雷砲？而雷砲都沒正妹約ㄡ

By Charlotte
at 2019-12-28T22:51

看來我又要出馬了

By Zora
at 2019-12-31T11:44

幫QQ

By Aaliyah
at 2020-01-03T00:37

有多久沒有結束後立刻秒睡?連說話的力氣都沒有?

By Olivia
at 2020-01-05T13:30

高雄金城武寄信中

By Tracy
at 2020-01-08T02:23

因為妳都不會挑嘛挑到雷是眼光問題

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-01-10T15:16

還好小時候沒改名叫湧泉...

By Ida
at 2020-01-13T04:09

看到我還有點餓...笑出來了

By Kristin
at 2020-01-15T17:02

換我來～～～

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-01-18T05:55

餓了也笑了、幫拍拍

By Mason
at 2020-01-20T18:47

遇到雷砲事後超空虛！！！

By Robert
at 2020-01-23T07:40

ㄏㄨㄟㄨㄛ

By Zora
at 2020-01-25T20:33

單挑

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-01-28T09:26

誰叫你不管肥宅一個機會

By Isabella
at 2020-01-30T22:19

每一次都是一個經驗也不錯啦~

By Carol
at 2020-02-02T11:12

原來身高gg反比幸好我是侏儒0.0

By Sandy
at 2020-02-05T00:05

選我

By Hazel
at 2020-02-07T12:58

事實證明長得帥就算雷還是可以接關

By Jack
at 2020-02-10T01:51

他是有憋著才毫無衝力吧，哈哈

By Oscar
at 2020-02-12T14:44

看到死胖子都淪落在西斯版刷存在感實在心生同情

By Emma
at 2020-02-15T03:36

果然雷...可惜了

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-02-17T16:29

人醜吃草嗚嗚

By Annie
at 2020-02-20T05:22

來人！餵兩位公子吃餅

By Frederica
at 2020-02-22T18:15

敢插敢做您的高潮是偶的責任

By Anthony
at 2020-02-25T07:08

人帥真好，有炮才有雷的機會啊

By Catherine
at 2020-02-27T20:01

戰後會議開到天亮，對了，回我信

By Agnes
at 2020-03-01T08:54

找我啊看我怎魔修理妳

By Jacob
at 2020-03-03T21:47

這個美女啊大小適中，羨慕

By Adele
at 2020-03-06T10:40

我都是狂抽猛送的…大概時間基本30~50分以上，給你參
考

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-03-08T23:33

欸我汁男喇

By Queena
at 2020-03-11T12:25

人帥真好還有第二次

By David
at 2020-03-14T01:18

我來了！！！

By Liam
at 2020-03-16T14:11

記得回我!!!!

By Bethany
at 2020-03-19T03:04

洨妹太嫩了

By Kama
at 2020-03-21T15:57

人體打樁機前來報名...15年前.QQ

By Connor
at 2020-03-24T04:50

太好笑了

By Ingrid
at 2020-03-26T17:43

寄了

By Kelly
at 2020-03-29T06:36

來福:小弟自幼家貧，想入宮，所以就自已......

By Sarah
at 2020-03-31T19:29

沒看到圖可惜qq

By John
at 2020-04-03T08:22

拍拍樓上

By Caitlin
at 2020-04-05T21:14

宋排一臉就是超猛的感覺

By Yedda
at 2020-04-08T10:07

跟到達叔給推，請私原圖謝謝

By Frederica
at 2020-04-10T23:00

季惹，想幫妳

By Freda
at 2020-04-13T11:53

站內信我

By Thomas
at 2020-04-16T00:46

超好笑

By Kristin
at 2020-04-18T13:39

這到底是要拍拍，還是要笑你XDD

By Faithe
at 2020-04-21T02:32

好慘哦=_=

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-04-23T15:25

不是說好不把我們的事說出來的嗎？

By Andrew
at 2020-04-26T04:18

樓上是湧出嗎？湧出泌尿科看了沒

By Hazel
at 2020-04-28T17:11

應該是處男吧

By Ophelia
at 2020-05-01T06:03

你想做善事可以找我阿....

By Blanche
at 2020-05-03T18:56

湧出現身！！？

By Anonymous
at 2020-05-06T07:49

下次找個叫分洪的，保證滿意

By Faithe
at 2020-05-08T20:42

我是堰塞湖

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-05-11T09:35

好

By Regina
at 2020-05-13T22:28

湧出是妳取的代號嗎XDDDD

By Franklin
at 2020-05-16T11:21

樓上，沒錯我幫他取的484很適合

By Zenobia
at 2020-05-19T00:14

讓哥來!!!

By Brianna
at 2020-05-21T13:07

我來試試看！雷神之鎚參上

By Rebecca
at 2020-05-24T02:00

哈哈笑死…

雷砲的故事 - 成人話題討論

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