雷的是...? - 成人話題討論

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-03-01T14:56
at 2019-03-01T14:56
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雷的是我,
我先跪著回文,請大家原諒。
西斯午安,原文全刪。
這裡是矮肥宅醜窮的窩。
對了,我還臭呢。
以下例子供大家笑笑,
是本肥難得有的美好回憶。
如果要鞭我,
麻煩大力一點,我會比較舒服。
去年某日,W約了我打炮,講好時間地點,
發現剛好是補班的某個週六。
W說這樣剛好可以解鎖上班打炮的成就,
不過因為肥宅我工作時間自由,
一直對這成就無感。
到了當天,本肥就理所當然蹺班打炮了。
那天因為週六的緣故,
本肥的上班場域空調被關了起來,又悶又熱。
到了約定的地點又離捷運站有一段距離,
本肥滿身汗味,我自己也知道嗚嗚嗚。
但因為旅館的洗髮精味道我不喜歡,
有固定愛好的我來說,其實蠻不能接受的。
於是我就問了W:「可以不洗頭嗎?」
大家都知道,
女生這麼說了,
難道你會壓著人家洗頭嗎?
噁心的我就沒洗頭了,嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔。
後來開幹之後,
W硬了兩次,射了一次,另一次軟掉。
本肥事後回家越想越緊張,
就問W是不是不舒服等等等,
後來他坦承,
確實第二次是因為有味道,所以比較不行。
嗚嗚嗚,當下本肥真的想下跪磕頭道歉,
好險後來W人很好地說:
「下次我進去幫你好好洗一洗好了。」
我才順利脫離罪惡感,
W真的人很nice。
好啦,我真的很臭,嘔嘔嘔。
對不起QQ
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