難道沒有高招的約炮信了嗎 - 成人話題討論

Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-10-29T09:24

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特地回一下,我表妹是去年有一波「有圖有真相」優質好文熱潮的其中一位女板友

內容不是最近很流行的約砲系列,就單純講自己跟男友愛愛的感受而以,文末順便

意思意思貼個不露臉的照片

沒想到精蟲充腦的鄉民真的很多XDDD

她都有轉寄給我看,有些真的是廢到好笑....



有一個鄉民內容是


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然後附上自己穿兄弟球衣手上卻拿LAMIGO加油棒的照片,意謂不明

後面有附自己的地址還是E-MAIL去了,總之我把它拿去GOOGLE原來是前兄弟象領隊

洪瑞河的E-MAIL= =

這位滿有創意的鄉民顯然應該是LAMIGO的球迷





還有一個是寫:


"我跟妳說,他叫我不要跟妳約,那我跟妳約,你不要跟他說,說我跟妳約。

-----淫油詩人‧海爾達利



他還附有電話和照片,長的人模人樣

我表妹特地回他:「請問"他"是誰?」

該鄉民:「烏鴉。」

表妹:「烏鴉?耀陽哥??」




你們猜他怎回?




鄉民:「不是 請不要特地問一個吟遊詩人烏鴉是誰好ㄇ」←真的用注音



我表妹就不理他了,神經病一個

有沒有鄉民要自首?你長的滿帥的,拜託下次要約砲不要這麼神經病好ㄇ?




還有一個是貼圖:


現在約砲的話..比賽就開始了 ▂▃▅▆▆▆▆▄▆▆▃
▄▆ ▃▄▂▃
==== ▄\\\\////
==== ▎\ \\\\/////
==▆
/// //▄▄▆
▍// ///▃▆▂▆ _______________
///▄▃▄/▊=══╡ | | |
// ▃//▎ ◥ | | | |
// ▄///▊ \______/ \_____/
/▆///
▊▃ /////// ╰︶╯
/ /////////////\\\
▆▃////▍ \

|
▅▂ |
▄▅▆▅▂ \ ▃ ╯?
\ ▍ ▅▂ \ ▇▆▅▃
\ \ ▅▂ ▇▆▆▅▂ ▆▃
\ ▍ ▅▂ ▇▆◤◥
\ ▊ ▅▂ ◤ ◥






這篇我笑了,結果真正的笑點是,他有附照片,長得就一副毛沒長齊的模樣

一問之下,真的是國中生,我代替我表妹問他:「國中生約甚麼砲?不怕犯法嗎?」






結果他回....







他回:「妳先問妳男友有沒有非法下載過A片」









幹....我完全佩服這位小弟弟,拜託招手一下好嗎?你一定會在下面推文裡面

哥真的服了你了,現在應該升高中了吧?

約到砲沒?








還有還有,有一個男的一直狂寄信,我表妹都沒理他,也不知要怎麼申訴

我就幫我表妹回一次,我明明是罵他不要再寄了,沒想到他HIGH到爆

一直說想跟我表妹交往,我用表妹帳號那一次沒有隱身,他丟水球給我

我試想拒絕他,但對話內容太奇葩了:



我:不要再寄了好嗎

他:妳真的是我的菜,我愛妳

我(這時心想看他要講甚麼好了):....

他:我要跟妳在一起

我:可是我有男朋友,你沒看內文嗎?

他:沒關係,那我只好讓你懷孕

我:.......

他:想要插到子宮,灌滿你的肉壺

我:.......

他:怎麼不講話了@@(捏你胸部)

我:你以前有約成功過嗎?

他:沒 我真的是喜歡妳 妳是我的菜(捏妳乳頭)

我:你有照片嗎?

他:有阿


秒傳給我,長的就....


他:我已經想像插入你子宮的感覺了,

他:阿 我在抽動了,好爽,屄肉真緊

他:一定要把你射到昏厥,壯稻子宮←原文呈現



然後這個時候....我表妹的男友經過了,前面忘了說,我回這篇網友時正在

我阿姨家玩,所以才可以用表妹電腦,她男友也在

先說一下,她男友是丟鉛球的,長得很像一部殺必死很多的漫畫「巨乳娘X屌絲男」

的游泳社社長‧中島,幾乎一模一樣

有興趣的人可以GOOGLE這部漫畫來看,畫的很棒很色,中島社長在裡面是扮演甘草

人物中的靈魂人物,滿討喜的



總之就是很像大猩猩



他靠過來了解來龍去脈後,就叫我跟他開視訊

我馬上要賊賊的笑了,就回那個鄉民




我:你對人都這麼熱情嗎

他:我只對妳(我現在在用龜頭磨擦妳的陰弟唷)

我:你這樣我渾身很熱




(打完這串我故意一分鐘都不講話)




他:真的?

他:真?

他:???????



我:討厭

他:妳說討厭一定很可愛

他:妳說討厭的樣子一定很可愛

他:我說妳說討厭的表情一定很可愛

(有必要連說三次嗎?因為很重要嗎?)


我:不要再說了,我....

他:??????]]]?] ←原串呈現,估計是太興奮沒按到shift

他:妳怎樣??

我:你要不要看我自慰

他:怎麼看??

我:我開steam給你



講好帳號和房間後

我表妹男友(就叫他中島好了)就脫掉上衣,露出跟馬國畢一樣的胸毛在旁stand by



我:你在講一點,你想像我打手槍

他:我看不到妳

我:我很害羞阿白癡唷,你先打手槍

他:可是我的電腦沒有鏡頭

我:白癡我沒有要看你,是叫你看我啦,你先自己打手槍

他:好



過了5分鐘....



他:妳到底在哪裡>???鏡頭是黑的

我:我害羞....你快要射了跟我說,我讓你看我的胸部,只有幾秒

他:2/3v下]? ←原文呈現,不明

我:記住喔,快要射時,馬上跟我說,你timing抓越準,我露的越興奮

他:好



過了3分鐘....


他:快了

他:可以看了嗎?

他:L

他:?

他:我幾乎

他:可以了嗎?



我:真的要射了嗎?

他:恩

他:快

他:L ←不明

他:恩

他:?





這時我和中島都笑到快暈了

馬上拿掉蓋在螢幕上的吊嘎,中島站起來露出黝黑、滿是雜毛的、黑色乳暈的胸部









他:幹你娘

我:?



他:'幹你娘機八子

我:你沒看到嗎?



他:我幹你媽

他:媽逼ㄤ

他:娘



我:為何這樣罵我?

他:操你媽機八

我:@@



他:操

他:下流

(你就不下流?)



我:剛剛不是要讓我懷孕嗎?

他:懷你機八,你不要被我遇到

我:我好怕

他:我真的會讓你女友懷孕

我:你怎知我是她男友?

他:不然ˋ誰 你機八

我:其實

他:幹

我:其實....我是她爸....

他:那我幹死你老婆 幹你女兒 肛你兒子

他:王八蛋

他:你去死




然後就下線了....

這位...咳咳咳,這位鄉民...下次不要隨便讓人懷孕喔....

我知道你很有可能看到這篇....









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All Comments

Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-11-02T03:17
欸那個鄉民的信內容是我的菜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
請不要特地問一個吟遊詩人烏鴉是誰好ㄇXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-11-05T21:10
XDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-11-09T15:04
幹這篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2015-11-13T08:57
靠北一大堆奇葩欸
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-11-17T02:50
最後一個很精彩 好久沒認真看文了
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-11-20T20:44
哈哈哈哈,這串看下來最有趣的一篇
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-24T14:37
幹 有夠好笑啦
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-11-28T08:30
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-12-02T02:24
最後也好笑了xddddddddd
George avatar
By George
at 2015-12-05T20:17
在這種沒圖沒資料的地方想約 本人就很奇葩了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-12-09T14:10
耶!樓上一定是要打"本來"!!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-12-13T08:04
原來4ni...還我到現在還有陰影!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-17T01:57
… 我本來是想裝死的
被抓到……………硍硍硍
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-12-20T19:50
精彩 XDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-12-24T13:44
嘖嘖嘖
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-28T07:37
XDDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-01-01T01:30
以下開放 教練 我只是想約砲 圖
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-01-04T19:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-01-08T13:17
XDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-01-12T07:10
教練 我們來比賽吧
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-01-16T01:04
教練 可以換我上場嗎
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-01-19T18:57
靠背阿 笑翻 哈哈哈哈了 一堆低能兒
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-01-23T12:50
教練 我__你娘__巴!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-01-27T06:43
幹,超北爛超好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-01-31T00:37
朝聖推哈哈哈哈
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-02-03T18:30
這篇太好笑了啦 哈哈哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-02-07T12:23
有人喜歡吃青椒嗎? 站內我
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-11T06:17
這篇超級好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-02-15T00:10
笑噴...
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-02-18T18:03
第二篇我可以啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-02-22T11:57
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-02-26T05:50
教練太有趣了xDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-02-29T23:43
太好笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-03-04T17:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-03-08T11:30
XDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-12T05:23
推吟遊詩人烏鴉 XD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-03-15T23:17
XDDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-03-19T17:10
....
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-23T11:03
其實可以設定信箱黑名單跟水球壞人名單
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-03-27T04:57
笑翻
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-03-30T22:50
耀楊哥很久沒出來混了
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-04-03T16:43
直得看完的長篇大作
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-04-07T10:36
強攻!強攻!強攻!
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-04-11T04:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 烏鴉笑爛我
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-04-14T22:23
(笑到噴淚哈哈哈哈
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-04-18T16:16
快笑暈了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-04-22T10:10
幹我快笑瘋了!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-04-26T04:03
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-04-29T21:56
幹XDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-05-03T15:50
精彩給推
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-07T09:43
他要肛你兒子欸XDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-05-11T03:36
笑瘋了哈哈哈哈哈
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-05-14T21:30
太好笑了哈哈哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-05-18T15:23
滿分!!!
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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-22T09:16
超好笑XDDDDDD
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By Linda
at 2016-05-26T03:10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-05-29T21:03
最後一個是有多魯啊......
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-06-02T14:56
幹這篇超級好笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-06-06T08:50
安西教練一百分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-06-10T02:43
烏鴉那個很有趣欸怎麼這樣XDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-06-13T20:36
這篇超有趣XDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-06-17T14:29
哈哈哈哈哈哈煩欸好好笑
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-06-21T08:23
有笑有推
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By Ophelia
at 2016-06-25T02:16
XDDDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2016-06-28T20:09
哈哈
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-07-02T14:03
哈哈哈哈哈烏鴉
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-07-06T07:56
吟遊詩人海爾達利是BG2的角色啊XD,看來是個骨灰玩家
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-07-10T01:49
幹這篇 難得西斯那麼好笑XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-07-13T19:43
有笑有推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-07-17T13:36
幹這到底是殺小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-07-21T07:29
已笑翻XDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-07-25T01:23
你先打手槍也太厲害了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-07-28T19:16
推XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-08-01T13:09
這怎麼沒爆XDDDDDD
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By Rosalind
at 2016-08-05T07:03
幹最後那個超靠北 一直鬧欸哈哈哈
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-08-09T00:56
太好笑了吧…哈哈哈
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-08-12T18:49
靠...被賣掉了XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-08-16T12:43
兇狠的國中生..
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By Ursula
at 2016-08-20T06:36
XDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-08-24T00:29
笑翻 吟遊詩人可以寄信給我ㄇ哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-27T18:23
烏鴉可能是村上春樹的海邊的卡夫卡吧,主角的幻想朋友
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-08-31T12:16
幹 超有梗欸 濕人
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-09-04T06:09
?????]]]??]
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By Joe
at 2016-09-08T00:02
XDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-09-11T17:56
1有笑有推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-15T11:49
哈哈哈 快被最後一個笑死了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-09-19T05:42
好可憐
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-09-22T23:36
笑翻 推
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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-26T17:29
上蘋果了XDD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-30T11:22
XDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-10-04T05:16
......................
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-10-07T23:09
靠杯!笑歪惹
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-10-11T17:02
優文M一下
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By Faithe
at 2016-10-15T10:56
就說ptt人才濟濟你不能不信
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-10-19T04:49
笑死xD
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By Elma
at 2016-10-22T22:42
淫油詩人 好文青喔XDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-10-26T16:36
網路真的太…
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-10-30T10:29
這推究給你了 笑到快妹丁妹當
David avatar
By David
at 2016-11-03T04:22
安西教練是怎樣啦XDDD
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By Ula
at 2016-11-06T22:16
廢物崩潰惹
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By Zanna
at 2016-11-10T16:09
有夠靠盃XDDDDDDDDD
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By Zenobia
at 2016-11-14T10:02
http://i.imgur.com/ByUOSVJ.jpg
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By Anonymous
at 2016-11-18T03:55
gogolamigo
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-11-21T21:49
烏鴉那位好有趣 XD
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By Jack
at 2016-11-25T15:42
有才!!
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By Iris
at 2016-11-29T09:35
淫油濕人
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By Hedwig
at 2016-12-03T03:29
推個
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-12-06T21:22
吟遊詩人跟國中生太猛
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-12-10T15:15
哈哈哈
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-12-14T09:09
哇靠上版標了ㄟ!!!!!!推安西教練wwwwww
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-12-18T03:02
科科
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-12-21T20:55
笑死
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-12-25T14:49
哈哈哈太好笑了
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-12-29T08:42
逗趣的人真多
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-01-02T02:35
幹笑死我了XDDDS
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-01-05T20:29
超級精彩的啊
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-01-09T14:22
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-01-13T08:15
哈哈哈哈怎麼這麼好笑啦
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-01-17T02:09
哈哈哈哈哈哈XD 腦羞一整個爆氣XDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-01-20T20:02
笑翻
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-01-24T13:55
強攻強攻強攻強玫強攻強攻
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-28T07:48
哈哈哈笑歪
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-02-01T01:42
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-02-04T19:35
懶得看了,一群白痴。
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-02-08T13:28
哈哈哈哈哈白癡哦好好笑
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-02-12T07:22
掌握梗,一段話就好了,難怪都是魔法師預備軍
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-02-16T01:15
XDDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-02-19T19:08
笑翻XDDDD 好羨慕妳的信箱
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-23T13:02
XDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-02-27T06:55
這篇XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-03-03T00:48
幹大笑~~~剛剛不是要讓我懷孕嗎?xddddddddddddd
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-03-06T18:42
有夠智障的XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-03-10T12:35
版標成就達成
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-03-14T06:28
真的是廢到笑出來
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-03-18T00:22
2/3v下]? ---->等下
George avatar
By George
at 2017-03-21T18:15
擠霸婚 憋笑到激激叫了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-03-25T12:08
哈哈哈XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-03-29T06:02
笑死
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-04-01T23:55
教練我想看你的ㄌㄟㄌㄟ~~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2017-04-05T17:48
幹太好笑啦XDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-04-09T11:42
筆記中
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-04-13T05:35
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-04-16T23:28
幹我上課憋笑很辛苦…
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-04-20T17:21
哈哈哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-04-24T11:15
笑死
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-04-28T05:08
===================================懷孕卯肏勾芡砲
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-05-01T23:01
推XDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-05-05T16:55
強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-09T10:48
笑到肚子痛
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-05-13T04:41
笑歪
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-05-16T22:35
強攻到底是怎樣啦意義不明耶XDDDDD
壯稻子宮也笑死我XDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-05-20T16:28
奇葩ㄏㄚㄏㄚ
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-05-24T10:21
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-05-28T04:15
超好笑XD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-05-31T22:08
笑到美丁美當XDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-06-04T16:01
阿哈哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-06-08T09:55
耀揚哥xDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-06-12T03:48
強攻和國中生是在靠北什麼啦XD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-06-15T21:41
身體誠實的推了
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-06-19T15:35
太好笑了XD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-06-23T09:28
什麼跟什麼啊XDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-06-27T03:21
喜歡吃玉米筍站內我
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-06-30T21:14
笑死 XDDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-07-04T15:08
居然上新聞了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-07-08T09:01
http://tinyurl.com/ojdvkr3
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-07-12T02:54
中島XDD
George avatar
By George
at 2017-07-15T20:48
乾噁心
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-07-19T14:41
幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-07-23T08:34
XDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-07-27T02:28
笑死.....
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-07-30T20:21
哈哈哈哈哈實在太幹笑了!!!!不知道能不能轉笨版~
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-08-03T14:14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-08-07T08:08
哈哈哈
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-08-11T02:01
第一次看西斯看到笑XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-08-14T19:54
真的是太屌了!站上一堆奇葩………
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-08-18T13:48
有梗xDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-08-22T07:41
強攻!!強攻!!強攻!!強攻!!強攻!!強攻!!強攻!!
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-08-26T01:34
幹一定要推的啊 寫的太好笑了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-08-29T19:28
笑翻
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-09-02T13:21
.xDDDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-09-06T07:14
朝聖 笑翻
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-09-10T01:07
笑翻!!超有創意啦!!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-09-13T19:01
笑惹
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-09-17T12:54
幾霸婚!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-09-21T06:47
XD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-09-25T00:41
強!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-09-28T18:34
太好笑了阿!!!!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-10-02T12:27
其實都很有創意啊XDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-10-06T06:21
為什麼要公佈我們的事....
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-10-10T00:14
這篇一定要收藏起來呀!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-10-13T18:07
哈哈哈哈
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-10-17T12:01
哈哈哈哈哈
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-10-21T05:54
烏鴉很有趣啊
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-10-24T23:47
朝聖668
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-10-28T17:41
?????]]]??]
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-11-01T11:34
神爆了!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-11-05T05:27
也太精采哈哈哈 為什麼沒有實況錄影啦xdd
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-11-08T23:21
有笑有推。
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-11-12T17:14
XDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-11-16T11:07
最後一個XDDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-11-20T05:01
XDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-11-23T22:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-11-27T16:47
淦快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-12-01T10:40
100分!!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-12-05T04:34
其實我覺得國中生那個不是真的國中生耶...
James avatar
By James
at 2017-12-08T22:27
這三小XD
David avatar
By David
at 2017-12-12T16:20
朝聖推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-12-16T10:14
????]]]??XDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-12-20T04:07
強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!強攻!
David avatar
By David
at 2017-12-23T22:00
我笑翻了~~~~
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-12-27T15:54
XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-12-31T09:47
笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-01-04T03:40
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 上課憋笑好痛苦
John avatar
By John
at 2018-01-07T21:34
精蟲衝腦的最佳寫照文XDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-01-11T15:27
推XDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2018-01-15T09:20
超好笑的啊XDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-01-19T03:14
版標get!xDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-01-22T21:07
這真的是智能需要檢查一下XDDDDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-01-26T15:00
笑到歪掉XDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-01-30T08:54
我也想認識吟遊詩人wwwwwww
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-02-03T02:47
XDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-02-06T20:40
淫油詩人XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-02-10T14:33
你表妹什麼帳號 搞得我也想要約一下wwwww
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-02-14T08:27
幹哈哈哈哈太靠北了
John avatar
By John
at 2018-02-18T02:20
今日最好笑!!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-02-21T20:13
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-02-25T14:07
笑死我了啦~~~~哈哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-03-01T08:00
最後那個根本魯
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-03-05T01:53
幹 笑死
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2018-03-08T19:47
吟遊詩人太有創意了啦 超有才
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-03-12T13:40
哈哈哈哈有笑有推
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2018-03-16T07:33
吟遊詩人海爾達利,博德之門喔 XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-03-20T01:27
XDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2018-03-23T19:20
哈哈
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-03-27T13:13
笑屎我了啦!XDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-03-31T07:07
哈哈哈
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-04-04T01:00
我懷疑你就是你表妹是吧
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-04-07T18:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-04-11T12:47
走到笨版了嗎XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-04-15T06:40
XDDDDDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-04-19T00:33
太好笑了啦
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-04-22T18:26
好好笑
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-04-26T12:20
笑到流眼淚
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2018-04-30T06:13
笑到抽蓄啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-05-04T00:06
這是笨版吧哈哈哈哈哈
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-05-07T18:00
U質好文
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2018-05-11T11:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-05-15T05:46
淫油濕人是啥小啦XD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-05-18T23:40
一堆智障 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2018-05-22T17:33
笑到快不行了是怎樣啦XDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-05-26T11:26
幹強攻和烏鴉好好笑喔
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-05-30T05:20
推爆他!!!! 此文太奇爬
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-06-02T23:13
強攻強攻強攻
James avatar
By James
at 2018-06-06T17:06
幹最後也太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-06-10T11:00
推 實在是太好笑
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-06-14T04:53
強攻強攻笑爛
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2018-06-17T22:46
神串留名啊XDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-06-21T16:40
幹XDDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-06-25T10:33
笑死XDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-06-29T04:26
強攻真的讓我笑歪了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-07-02T22:20
太智障了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-07-06T16:13
怎麼了 你累了 說好的懷孕呢?
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2018-07-10T10:06
烏鴉XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-07-14T03:59
幹那個烏鴉真的莫名好笑XDDDDDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-07-17T21:53
XDDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-07-21T15:46
XDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-07-25T09:39
幹,笑死了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-07-29T03:33
推好笑
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-08-01T21:26
強攻很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-08-05T15:19
奇葩XDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-08-09T09:13
太猛了!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-08-13T03:06
超好笑XDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-08-16T20:59
清新好文章,哈哈哈
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-08-20T14:53
太好笑了吧哈哈
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2018-08-24T08:46
想認識淫油詩人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-08-28T02:39
促咪
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-08-31T20:33
這招狠啊!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-09-04T14:26
極神 但是還給約嗎
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2018-09-08T08:19
幹有笑有推
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-09-12T02:13
大XDDDD笑XDDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-09-15T20:06
XDDDDD 小屁孩精蟲衝腦XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-09-19T13:59
所以最後他射出來了沒啦哈哈哈哈哈哈
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-09-23T07:52
太好笑啦哈哈哈哈哈
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-09-27T01:46
XDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-09-30T19:39
有笑有推
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-10-04T13:32
XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-10-08T07:26
幹笑瘋XDDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-10-12T01:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-10-15T19:12
最後一個也太廢哈哈哈哈哈
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-10-19T13:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2018-10-23T06:59
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2018-10-27T00:52
哈哈哈哈 教練
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-10-30T18:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-11-03T12:39
有笑有推啦XDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-11-07T06:32
笑了哈哈哈哈哈
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-11-11T00:26
哈哈哈哈哈哈幹火車上不能笑快憋死了....
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-11-14T18:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD優文共賞
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2018-11-18T12:12
笑死
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-11-22T06:06
XDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2018-11-25T23:59
一堆洨衝腦的低能有夠丟臉
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-11-29T17:52
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-12-03T11:45
朝聖哈哈
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-12-07T05:39
幹超好笑
George avatar
By George
at 2018-12-10T23:32
推推推推推超好笑
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-12-14T17:25
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈淫油詩人求認識
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-12-18T11:19
三小哈哈哈哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2018-12-22T05:12
XDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-12-25T23:05
XXXXD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-12-29T16:59
XDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-01-02T10:52
朝聖 回家給我老婆看
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-01-06T04:45
中島摸了老師的胸
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-01-09T22:39
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-01-13T16:32
朝聖!! 太好笑了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-01-17T10:25
XDDDDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-01-21T04:19
笑到爆RRRRRRRRRRR
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-01-24T22:12
靠杯wwwwwwwwwwww
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-01-28T16:05
朝聖,這篇真的太好笑了XDDDDDDDD

有人唸白雪公主會彈出來嗎?

Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-10-28T22:38
剛剛念睡前故事給小孩聽, 這本書是白雪公主的故事, 大意是一個很正的公主被繼母妒忌, 於是被繼母趕出去,被七個小矮人收留的故事。 我在念到白雪公主在哀求七個小矮人收留他的時候, 腦中的畫面竟然是七個小矮人剝光白雪公主的衣服, 兩個小矮人一人吸左奶一人吸右奶, 一個小矮人露出大屌讓白雪公主吸, ...

有遇過超會舔的男生嗎

Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-10-28T17:03
※ 引述《pm333127 (小香草)》之銘言: : 原文43 : 的確,要把女生舔到潮吹似乎很難 : 一般男人對於窩到女人胯下舔舔多少有心結 : 無論是怕吃到腥味重的 : 還是覺得這樣做有損男人自尊 : 通常都不會像在A片裡男優服務的這麼久和這麼徹底 魯叔想在此分享一下舔鮑的經驗: 記得高一破處那年 ...

你們的30cm會看感覺嗎

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By Brianna
at 2015-10-28T11:27
被摸被弄舒服30cm會硬是正常的 但如果自己能讓30cm硬我覺得就是看感覺了 就像看A片看到有感覺30cm就會硬 如果看了一部很有感覺的A片 30cm已經習慣了那種刺激的感覺 再看一部難看的A片30cm也是會軟掉 因為達不到原有的刺激感 不知道各位的30cm會這樣嗎 - ...

不喜歡上床的原因?

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By Dinah
at 2015-10-27T21:20
RuRu5566講得沒錯,真的該跟老公坐下來好好談談 一邊被吸一邊看A片這是什麼鳥? 這讓我想起以前軍中一個笑話: 因為831的阿姨服務都很敷衍了事,屢遭弟兄抱怨 所以最後長官受不了,只好下了一道公文到831旅 「爾後同仁在執行勤務時,請勿看報聊天」 看不懂?如果老公在衝刺時,妳打開報紙還是織毛衣的, 這 ...

有遇過超會吸的女生嗎

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By Valerie
at 2015-10-27T20:48
小弟不才遇過三個讓我記憶深刻的女孩 第一個是前女友 她吸的讓我挺不舒服的 就是一直舌鑽你敏感的馬眼和龜冠部分 會敏感到有點不舒服那種 但就是這種又敏感又微刺激的感覺 讓我被吸的超硬的 後續的combo技接得很順利 第二個就是好友兼以前長時間的吸友 什麼叫吸友呢? 就是怎麼玩都可以 就是 ...