難忘的愚人節 - 成人話題討論

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-04-02T08:27

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事情是這樣的.......

昨晚女友狂CALL電話,我想發生什麼事

結果一直哭,說她有了

我心裡OS 今天愚人節!!

應該是騙人的 可是她哭的很慘

過了十二點 4月2日 發現根本是真的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

因為過年後無腦的中出 使得我當爸爸

只好認了 昨天誠實跟老媽說

竟然我媽說 好阿生阿 這樣你才開始會存錢負責.....

媽說:你不是都有戴嗎?

我說:那就.........(年輕人阿)


交往快七年....... 這樣算是求婚都省了嗎~"~

各位版友祝我好運吧!! 明天要去面對女方爸媽 不知道會怎樣~

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女友:怎麼辦?
男友:我負責任
女友:大笑@@

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Tags: 成人

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Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-04-04T10:17
加油
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-04-06T12:06
恭喜老爺,恭喜夫人
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-04-08T13:55
加油
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-04-10T15:45
爽嗎
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-04-12T17:34
恭喜
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-04-14T19:23
明年換五樓
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-04-16T21:13
恭喜踏入下一階段
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-04-18T23:02
幾歲啊
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-04-21T00:52
讚啦,恭喜
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-04-23T02:41
都有戴還有!?媽的前幾天我哥才認了別人的種當小孩呢…
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-04-25T04:30
拍。。我懂
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-04-27T06:20
恭喜!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-04-29T08:09
恭喜啊
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-05-01T09:58
好事啊
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-05-03T11:48
恭喜!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-05-05T13:37
孩子18 媽媽才42 是個正熟的年紀呀
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-05-07T15:27
至少獲得家人的支持與祝福,恭喜了~~~
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-05-09T17:16
恭喜中出成功!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-05-11T19:05
加油餒!
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-05-13T20:55
恭喜~祝你們幸福
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-05-15T22:44
齁~~你們根本就是逼爸媽認了你們~~
點一首你們要幸福,樓下放歌~
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-05-18T00:34
泥悶腰性夫,腰天腸地揪
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-05-20T02:23
有負責任給推!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-05-22T04:12
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-05-24T06:02
搭個順風車 給我一個理由忘記
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-05-26T07:51
恭喜~
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-05-28T09:40
好像我朋友
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-05-30T11:30
故恭喜你
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-06-01T13:19
恭喜 ,好事近了 ...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-06-03T15:09
有了,為啥要哭…
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-06-05T16:58
恭喜~~~
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-06-07T18:47
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-06-09T20:37
感人
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-06-11T22:26
恭喜老爺!賀喜夫人!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-06-14T00:16
常威在此恭喜老爺 夫人
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-06-16T02:05
恭喜!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-06-18T03:54
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-06-20T05:44
恭喜啊!真男人!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-06-22T07:33
好年輕喔!!恭喜!!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-24T09:22
我也是過來人,加油!! 我是生了小孩事業突然起步~
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-06-26T11:12
恭喜恭喜!!!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-06-28T13:01
加油 當個稱職的丈夫 跟爸爸
William avatar
By William
at 2015-06-30T14:51
恭喜 我也好想結婚
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-02T16:40
你可以的
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-07-04T18:29
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-07-06T20:19
25/24+交往7年....中出成功是好事
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-07-08T22:08
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-10T23:58
不過求婚還是要求拉
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-13T01:47
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-07-15T03:36
恭喜喔!不過還是要求婚啦,不然女生會記一輩子~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-07-17T05:26
恭喜!!!負責推~~~~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-07-19T07:15
恭喜啊~~~不過丈人、丈母娘那一關要有心理準備啊
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-07-21T09:04
也可以 算能接受 好好教育小孩
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-23T10:54
Congratulations !
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-07-25T12:43
恭喜,今天見女友爸媽盔甲要穿著XD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-27T14:33
8、9萬…
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-07-29T16:22
恭喜你們喔!!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-07-31T18:11
結果小孩出生,不會是雙愚座吧?
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-08-02T20:01
恭喜!!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-08-04T21:50
嗚嗚 高中就把到妹了 以憲幕
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-06T23:40
男5萬 女4萬 這樣以24 25的年紀很不錯了啊!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-09T01:29
我32歲也不過6萬出頭...(嘆)
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-08-11T03:18
恭喜恭喜
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-08-13T05:08
good job 好年輕
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-08-15T06:57
會把女友有孕跟愚人節笑話做連結,你這爸爸我看難當
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-08-17T08:46
不是很好嗎 恭喜恭喜
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-08-19T10:36
恭喜恭喜
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-08-21T12:25
恭喜!!!!
James avatar
By James
at 2015-08-23T14:15
恭喜啦 雙方都有正當工作 努力一點生小孩ok的
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-08-25T16:04
恭喜
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-08-27T17:53
然後年輕生很好 有些人錯過時機 太晚生不出來才不好
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-08-29T19:43
台灣的未來就靠你了 加油 多生幾個 XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-31T21:32
恭喜喔 忍耐不要小頭兒子大頭
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-09-02T23:21
跟我一樣~別怕~這沒什麼~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-09-05T01:11
真好,我跟老公也沒八九萬....加油吧
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-09-07T03:00
恭喜夫人,賀喜老爺。
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-09-09T04:50
恭喜~~
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-09-11T06:39
恭喜~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-09-13T08:28
恭喜XDD來沾沾喜氣(蛤
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-09-15T10:18
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-09-17T12:07
我中出好幾次,都一年了,還是沒中!! 我們都有去檢查
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-09-19T13:57
恭喜!!!!!!!!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-09-21T15:46
懷孕妳女友為什麼哭很慘 她不想跟你生吧
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-09-23T17:35
恭喜
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-09-25T19:25
恭喜恭喜 沾個喜氣
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-09-27T21:14
哈哈哈哈......無聊
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-09-29T23:03
敢問年齡
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-10-02T00:53
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-10-04T02:42
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-10-06T04:32
加油,祝福你們!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-10-08T06:21
恭喜恭喜
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-10-10T08:10
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人!!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-12T10:00
本來要求他們把女兒嫁給你,現在變他們求你娶她女兒XDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-10-14T11:49
恭喜
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-10-16T13:39
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-10-18T15:28
肯負責推!! 恭喜老爺賀喜夫人XD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-10-20T17:17
恭喜恭喜呀
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-10-22T19:07
原po加油~~~~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-10-24T20:56
負責推!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-10-26T22:45
這就叫...把重要的人...放在重要的位置上...
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-10-29T00:35
哈哈哈 UCCU
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-10-31T02:24
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-11-02T04:14
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-11-04T06:03
恭喜啦
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-11-06T07:52
恭喜
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-11-08T09:42
好吧 恭喜ㄧ下
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-11-10T11:31
我還不推你
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-11-12T13:21
加油
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-11-14T15:10
恭喜,過來人+1
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-11-16T16:59
加油 早生有早生的好處
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-11-18T18:49
恭喜
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-11-20T20:38
恭喜新手爸爸
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-11-22T22:27
恭喜老爺
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-11-25T00:17
恭喜
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-11-27T02:06
恭喜!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-11-29T03:56
恭喜喔~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-12-01T05:45
聘金準備好 見面就說 雙囍臨門 兩個願望一次滿足~ 結果是雙
胞胎 三星報囍 恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-12-03T07:34
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-12-05T09:24
恭喜阿!早點說實在也比較好阿哪像我家30才生34第二個現
在好累阿
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-12-07T11:13
恭喜!加油!
John avatar
By John
at 2015-12-09T13:03
真早啊
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-12-11T14:52
恭喜啊 薪水方面應該ok
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-12-13T16:41
名字有打算取叫人傑嗎
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-12-15T18:31
恭喜
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-12-17T20:20
只能說恭喜了XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-12-19T22:09
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-12-21T23:59
恭喜呀
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-12-24T01:48
恭喜恭喜,有小孩絕對是件好事啊!好棒棒!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-12-26T03:38
其實爸爸不是你
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-12-28T05:27
什麼時候帶來給大家玩一下啊~~
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-12-30T07:16
以後小孩不能讓他上西斯,男生會變肥宅女生會變ㄆㄇ,
請注意<=肥宅心路歷程
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-01-01T09:06
恭喜恭喜哦!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-01-03T10:55
這真的是要恭喜老爺賀喜夫人XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-01-05T12:44
這種情況要怎麼跟對方爸媽講啊(囧
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-01-07T14:34
會後悔,因為我就是有小孩而結婚的,目前快離婚了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-01-09T16:23
恭喜
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-11T18:13
恭喜~~
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-01-13T20:02
有能力就增產報國哈哈哈給推!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-01-15T21:51
恭喜 恭喜
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-01-17T23:41
恭喜啊!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-01-20T01:30
恭喜恭喜
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-01-22T03:20
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-24T05:09
恭喜老爺!賀喜夫人!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-01-26T06:58
恭喜
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-01-28T08:48
恭喜呀 有了 就好好的教養 早生也有好處的
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-01-30T10:37
恭喜恭喜恭喜恭喜
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-02-01T12:26
有新生命是好事! 原PO加油 好好經營夫妻關係跟教好孩子 加油
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-02-03T14:16
什麼工作啊25歲有5萬真不錯
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-02-05T16:05
恭喜老爺,賀喜老爺
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-02-07T17:55
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-02-09T19:44
恭喜
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-11T21:33
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-02-13T23:23
恭喜啊!!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-02-16T01:12
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-02-18T03:02
進門直接跪地嗑頭曰:我幹了你女兒,但我會負責。
結果一緊張變成:我會負責幹你女兒。
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-02-20T04:51
恭喜!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-02-22T06:40
恭喜~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-02-24T08:30
好棒唷
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-02-26T10:19
恭喜
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-02-28T12:08
還是恭喜拉!小弟內射三年了,抱著有了就結婚的想法,三
年來還是靜靜的。
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-03-01T13:58
恭喜!
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-03-03T15:47
恭喜
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-05T17:37
恭喜
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-03-07T19:26
恭喜
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-03-09T21:15
天秤座哦
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-03-11T23:05
恭喜啊
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-03-14T00:54
恭喜恭喜!!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-03-16T02:44
恭喜恭喜!!! 記得見岳父母先開抗
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-03-18T04:33
恭喜
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-20T06:22
恭喜
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-03-22T08:12
交往7年有點猛
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-03-24T10:01
還是記得要求婚啦哈哈 恭喜!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-03-26T11:50
哈哈恭喜阿!!!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-03-28T13:40
交往七年了,就認了吧,媽媽看來也是認同這個媳婦
James avatar
By James
at 2016-03-30T15:29
原來是老師啊
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-04-01T17:19
你們要當阿公阿嬤了->提親的說詞
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-04-03T19:08
恭喜!讓我想起當年岳父那殺人的目光
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-04-05T20:57
恭喜恭喜~
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-04-07T22:47
恭喜啊,加油加油!!!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-04-10T00:36
恭喜啊!交往七年了也是時侯啦
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-04-12T02:26
加油喔~這種年紀感覺有點剛好呢
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-04-14T04:15
恭喜呀!!人生成功一半了
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-04-16T06:04
加油!老師不錯耶
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-04-18T07:54
恭喜!!!讚!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-04-20T09:43
恭喜!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-04-22T11:32
加油啊 有小孩就是責任更重的時候了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-04-24T13:22
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-04-26T15:11
原來是老師,那很不錯啊很穩定的工作。原po加油!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-04-28T17:01
拐杖記得帶!萬一被女方家長打斷腿,還能撐著離開
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-04-30T18:50
真的盡心盡力 不忘中出
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-05-02T20:39
加油 恭喜恭喜!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-05-04T22:29
恭喜 加油加油!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-05-07T00:18
有責任感 給推 恭喜
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-05-09T02:07
有肩膀的男人 讚!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-05-11T03:57
+U
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-05-13T05:46
加油
John avatar
By John
at 2016-05-15T07:36
加油囉 我也25小孩年初生 不過我老婆一個月就快9萬了
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-05-17T09:25
恭喜恭喜 !沾喜氣
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-19T11:14
恭喜 祝你幸福~
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-05-21T13:04
恭喜~~
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-05-23T14:53
恭喜
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-05-25T16:43
恭喜真男人
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-05-27T18:32
恭喜啊
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-05-29T20:21
真男人!但求婚別忘了~
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-05-31T22:11
恭喜老爺
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-06-03T00:00
有負責有推
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-06-05T01:49
溫馨了!加油
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-06-07T03:39
有負責人,並且家人1支持!!!
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-09T05:28
恭喜當爸爸
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-06-11T07:18
加油當個好父母吧
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-06-13T09:07
恭喜啦
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-06-15T10:56
加油 人生進階啦!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-06-17T12:46
恭喜阿!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-19T14:35
恭喜老爸
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-06-21T16:25
恭喜啦
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-06-23T18:14
國家會感謝你的 恭喜你
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-06-25T20:03
恭喜
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-06-27T21:53
恭喜!你所要面臨的男關才正要開始 加油啦!!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-29T23:42
看原po雖然是意外但也很開心那就很幸福了,恭喜老爺賀
喜夫人!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-07-02T01:31
綠綠的
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-04T03:21
恭喜
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-07-06T05:10
恭喜呀恭喜
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-07-08T07:00
恭喜哦
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-10T08:49
好棒喔 推推 希忘自己也生ㄧ個
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-07-12T10:38
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-14T12:28
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-07-16T14:17
恭喜恭喜!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-07-18T16:07
恭喜啊
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-07-20T17:56
女友:哈哈
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-22T19:45
恭喜你,年輕真好!中出一次就出人命了
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-07-24T21:35
負債500萬
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-07-26T23:24
恭喜啦~~
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-07-29T01:13
推文怎麼那麼靠北
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-07-31T03:03
看你以後還敢不敢中出~
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-02T04:52
我上次內射沒事~
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-08-04T06:42
沒發現你上新聞了嗎? http://ppt.cc/IoIL
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-08-06T08:31
哈哈哈,恭喜啊
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-08-08T10:20
記者抄真快 恭喜原po
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-10T12:10
生個雙胞胎
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-12T13:59
敢問你們在哪高就啊
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-14T15:49
阿爸《
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-08-16T17:38
負責的男人推一個
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-08-18T19:27
記者這樣也能抄……
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-08-20T21:17
恭喜啦!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-08-22T23:06
精蟲太強啦~~~~~推 有肩膀的男人!!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-25T00:55
三立不意外 除了煽動新聞就是這種沒營養的
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-08-27T02:45
恭喜
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-08-29T04:34
恭喜恭喜,考慮西斯版友桌嗎?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-31T06:24
有肩膀給推 加油~
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-09-02T08:13
交往七年~工作又穩定,很好啊! 負責任的男人最棒了!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-09-04T10:02
恭喜啊 幫你上紅色 因為綠色感覺挺怪的xD 祝你幸福美
滿!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-09-06T11:52
恭喜功喜啊
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-09-08T13:41
恭喜,可以繼續無限中出了....
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-09-10T15:30
恭喜!!!!!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-09-12T17:20
恭喜老爺,有穩定工作就是王道。我也是今年當爸
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-09-14T19:09
加油囉!!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-09-16T20:59
要怎麼跟女友父親說: 我幹了你的女兒 他在她懷了我的孩
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-09-18T22:48
恭喜老爺 哈哈
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-09-21T00:37
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-09-23T02:27
工作兩年雙薪九萬 羨慕
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-09-25T04:16
我愛樓下
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-09-27T06:06
恭喜恭喜 繼續中出!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-09-29T07:55
恭喜哈哈
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-10-01T09:44
恭喜啊~
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-10-03T11:34
恭喜
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-10-05T13:23
加油啊~~~~ 西斯板友衝啦
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-10-07T15:12
加油!!恭喜~~
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-09T17:02
年輕就是本錢 經濟也不錯 加油 恭禧
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-10-11T18:51
恭喜啊!還是記得要求婚哦
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-10-13T20:41
無腦中出 真好ㄋ ㄏ
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-10-15T22:30
我朋友也不戴,等著看他中獎ˊ_>ˋ
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-10-18T00:19
恭喜!!!!!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-10-20T02:09
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-22T03:58
看來都是老師 可以多生幾個
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-10-24T05:48
...恭喜
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-10-26T07:37
恭喜,明年春節可以抱孫了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-10-28T09:26
恭喜,我也也有一樣的經歷(懷孕中)
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-10-30T11:16
恭喜 再多生幾個喔!!!
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-11-01T13:05
其實,才5週,不講也還好,等3個月再講就好了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-11-03T14:54
3個月沒人在瞞家人的吧XDDDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-11-05T16:44
恭喜啦 看樣子兩方生活都還算過得去阿 祝你全家幸福
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-11-07T18:33
各位!有詐~根本是來賺恭喜&推文的!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-11-09T20:23
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人~
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-11-11T22:12
恭喜~!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-11-14T00:01
肯負責就好了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-11-16T01:51
這一切的一切 女友計畫通 可能你一直都不求婚吧
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-11-18T03:40
紅喜氣,恭喜
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-11-20T05:30
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-22T07:19
恭喜啦
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-11-24T09:08
加油
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-11-26T10:58
恭喜!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-11-28T12:47
恭喜恭喜
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-11-30T14:36
恭喜
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-12-02T16:26
恭喜 推負責任
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-12-04T18:15
好男人!恭喜老爺賀喜夫人!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-12-06T20:05
等當兵中 順便介紹一下退伍後的工作吧~~QQQ
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-12-08T21:54
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-12-10T23:43
瘋子結婚 都會不幸福,要小心
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-12-13T01:33
讚 加油
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-12-15T03:22
真男人不推出
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-12-17T05:12
恭喜
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-12-19T07:01
喔喔喔喔 推推啦還好我都有戴
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-21T08:50
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-12-23T10:40
恭喜
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-12-25T12:29
恭喜恭喜
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-12-27T14:18
恭喜阿! 沒工作沒能力的不要學!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-29T16:08
超爽der
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-12-31T17:57
推個
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-01-02T19:47
真的是你的嗎?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-01-04T21:36
薪水不錯耶。安啦
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-01-06T23:25
推真男人
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-01-09T01:15
恭喜恭喜!!!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-01-11T03:04
加油阿 好男人
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-01-13T04:53
真中出男人
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-01-15T06:43
真男人推
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-01-17T08:32
恭喜!
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-01-19T10:22
2個都公務員呀?穩定穩定啦
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-01-21T12:11
瘟腥西斯 幫推
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-01-23T14:00
恭喜你成為老爸
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-01-25T15:50
國家靠你了 加油
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-01-27T17:39
恭喜老爺夫人
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-01-29T19:29
恭喜啊
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-01-31T21:18
恭喜哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-02-02T23:07
跟我最近一樣,交往一年,男女25,我薪水是妳一半,也
簽了賣身契兩週
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-02-05T00:57
真男人!中出有負責!
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-02-07T02:46
恭喜
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-02-09T04:35
25/24雙薪8-9萬蠻厲害的欸!恭喜
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-02-11T06:25
難得溫馨!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-02-13T08:14
雙喜臨門呀!恭喜!!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-02-15T10:04
恭喜
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-02-17T11:53
恭喜啦!!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-02-19T13:42
恭喜
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-02-21T15:32
恭喜
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-02-23T17:21
經濟能力還ok啊~ 恭喜二位!
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-02-25T19:11
恭喜喔
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-02-27T21:00
恭!喜當爹!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-03-01T22:49
7年歐 恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-03-04T00:39
帶她去拿掉 你會後悔
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-03-06T02:28
一個歪打正著XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-03-08T04:17
恭喜老爺!賀喜夫人!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-03-10T06:07
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
James avatar
By James
at 2017-03-12T07:56
恭喜
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-03-14T09:46
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人!!!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-03-16T11:35
恭喜老爺賀喜老爺
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-03-18T13:24
紅的喜氣啦!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-03-20T15:14
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-03-22T17:03
賀!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-03-24T18:53
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人:)
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-03-26T20:42
哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-03-28T22:31
有幸福感覺
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-03-31T00:21
女友大笑是因為你被騙了?
James avatar
By James
at 2017-04-02T02:10
恭喜~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-04-04T03:59
恭喜
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-04-06T05:49
cσngrαtulαt瞨mn
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-04-08T07:38
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人!!!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2017-04-10T09:28
恭喜~
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-12T11:17
Go
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-04-14T13:06
求婚要補~~真的!!!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-04-16T14:56
還沒有心跳,還有機會翻身
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-04-18T16:45
恭喜!不過該有的程序不能省,不然等會被唸一輩子
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-04-20T18:35
恭喜啊~
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-04-22T20:24
紅的喜氣!恭喜
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-04-24T22:13
恭喜當拔拔
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-04-27T00:03
恭喜
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-04-29T01:52
爆:-D 恭喜啊
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-01T03:41
恭喜老爺~賀喜夫人
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-05-03T05:31
恭喜了!!!雖然我的結局是交往七年,有了,最後女生家長
不要,小孩沒有,也分手了
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-05-05T07:20
紅的喜氣 幸好經濟不錯
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-05-07T09:10
危險期不戴套嗎?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-05-09T10:59
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-05-11T12:48
恭喜老爺~賀喜夫人~
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-05-13T14:38
恭喜!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-05-15T16:27
恭喜!然後求婚很重要,不可以省略呀!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-05-17T18:16
恭禧老爺,賀禧夫人
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-05-19T20:06
只能推了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-05-21T21:55
恭喜 :)
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-05-23T23:45
加油
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-05-26T01:34
140.111是哪裡呀?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-05-28T03:23
加油!!!!!!!!
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-05-30T05:13
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-06-01T07:02
XDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-06-03T08:52
恭禧了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-06-05T10:41
恭喜!!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-06-07T12:30
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-06-09T14:20
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-06-11T16:09
紅喜氣 恭喜
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-06-13T17:58
恭喜!!還有加油!!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-06-15T19:48
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-17T21:37
負責任推!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-06-19T23:27
恭喜呦
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-06-22T01:16
紅的喜氣
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-06-24T03:05
哇!溫馨!有愛!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-06-26T04:55
恭喜
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-06-28T06:44
恭喜~
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-06-30T08:34
X1恭喜拉
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-07-02T10:23
沾沾喜氣
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-07-04T12:12
恭喜恭喜
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-07-06T14:02
恭喜恭喜
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-07-08T15:51
加油
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-07-10T17:40
恭喜恭喜
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-07-12T19:30
恭喜
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-07-14T21:19
加油
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-07-16T23:09
恭喜!溫馨推!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-07-19T00:58
恭喜!!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-07-21T02:47
好吧恭喜 要好好養小孩喔
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-07-23T04:37
恭喜
William avatar
By William
at 2017-07-25T06:26
恭喜恭喜!!!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-07-27T08:16
恭喜原po,
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-07-29T10:05
恭喜!!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-07-31T11:54
省下求婚
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-08-02T13:44
恭喜你要恢復打手槍的日子
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-08-04T15:33
恭喜啊
David avatar
By David
at 2017-08-06T17:22
恭喜!!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-08-08T19:12
紅喜氣!負責任的好男人!恭喜恭喜!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2017-08-10T21:01
計畫通り
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-08-12T22:51
恭喜
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-08-15T00:40
讚 真男人
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-08-17T02:29
恭喜啊~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-08-19T04:19
恭喜~
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-08-21T06:08
早知道我也先中出了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-08-23T07:58
恭喜!!!負責任的好男人
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-08-25T09:47
原po你很有guts 祝福你
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-08-27T11:36
恭喜!負責任真男人!
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By Lily
at 2017-08-29T13:26
霸氣ㄟ真男人!恭喜原po跟夫人~~
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By Lauren
at 2017-08-31T15:15
恭喜
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By Sarah
at 2017-09-02T17:04
真的,去買個Tiffany 吧,不然會被念一輩子得
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By Kristin
at 2017-09-04T18:54
這薪水,大概比我一個人年薪平均12個月還少10幾k耶,
但我還不敢結婚…
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By Sierra Rose
at 2017-09-06T20:43
讓她生!
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By Agnes
at 2017-09-08T22:33
要好好帶小孩喔><
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By Brianna
at 2017-09-11T00:22
羨慕推
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By Zenobia
at 2017-09-13T02:11
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
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By Ula
at 2017-09-15T04:01
恭喜~~往後的道路上要更加加油和負責任喔
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By Faithe
at 2017-09-17T05:50
加油呀
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By James
at 2017-09-19T07:39
沾沾喜氣!!
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By Madame
at 2017-09-21T09:29
恭喜啊
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By Doris
at 2017-09-23T11:18
恭喜唷
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By Michael
at 2017-09-25T13:08
恭喜
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By Ingrid
at 2017-09-27T14:57
你是有計畫性的戳了一個洞在套上吧!?
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By Ida
at 2017-09-29T16:46
恭喜恭喜!!!
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By Kyle
at 2017-10-01T18:36
恭喜
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By Jack
at 2017-10-03T20:25
恭喜!!
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By Isabella
at 2017-10-05T22:15
恭喜老爺~
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By Dora
at 2017-10-08T00:04
140.111薪水?
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By Candice
at 2017-10-10T01:53
恭喜~ 要真的考慮好!不要為了小孩結婚 離婚率很高的,,
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By Audriana
at 2017-10-12T03:43
公喜啊 有愛就在一起
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By Zanna
at 2017-10-14T05:32
恭喜啊,哥今年出來第一個小胖子
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By Harry
at 2017-10-16T07:21
e恭喜你 加油~ 祝福未來順順利利
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By Odelette
at 2017-10-18T09:11
恭喜唷!
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By Selena
at 2017-10-20T11:00
恭喜
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By George
at 2017-10-22T12:50
多生幾個增加人口數阿
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By Eden
at 2017-10-24T14:39
求婚還是要啦
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By Rebecca
at 2017-10-26T16:28
要求婚 要求婚 要求婚 要求婚 要求婚 要求婚哦
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By Emma
at 2017-10-28T18:18
恭喜啊!多生幾個,生育率靠你了
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By David
at 2017-10-30T20:07
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人~
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By Dorothy
at 2017-11-01T21:57
恭喜老爺
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By Delia
at 2017-11-03T23:46
推~沾沾喜氣
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By Kristin
at 2017-11-06T01:35
兩人8.9萬也拿出來講喔
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By Thomas
at 2017-11-08T03:25
恭喜啊!還好某人只是愚人節一日懷...
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-10T05:14
恭喜~~
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By Emma
at 2017-11-12T07:03
恭喜~
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By Olive
at 2017-11-14T08:53
負責給推
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-16T10:42
恭喜~~ 要幸福阿
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By Skylar Davis
at 2017-11-18T12:32
恭喜你xD
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By Jacky
at 2017-11-20T14:21
紅的喜氣,加油~ 8、9萬為什麼不能講~jo不就好棒棒?
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By Susan
at 2017-11-22T16:10
恭喜
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By Audriana
at 2017-11-24T18:00
恭喜老爺~~~
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By Mary
at 2017-11-26T19:49
恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人!
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By Leila
at 2017-11-28T21:39
恭喜~
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By William
at 2017-11-30T23:28
沾沾喜氣 恭喜囉
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-12-03T01:17
恭喜!!
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By Edwina
at 2017-12-05T03:07
加油
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-12-07T04:56
真的要推恭喜老爺賀喜夫人啦 加油!!!!!
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By Liam
at 2017-12-09T06:45
恭喜老爺
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By Carol
at 2017-12-11T08:35
P年紀當爸爸 推一個
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By Liam
at 2017-12-13T10:24
加油
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By Regina
at 2017-12-15T12:14
恭喜!!! 未來要加油 sex版的首推就給你了~~~
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By Yuri
at 2017-12-17T14:03
恭喜
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By Olivia
at 2017-12-19T15:52
Congrats
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By Mason
at 2017-12-21T17:42
恭喜進入人生新的世界
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By Lydia
at 2017-12-23T19:31
恭喜恭喜!!!
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By Quanna
at 2017-12-25T21:21
紅的喜氣!!! 看來我得多努力努力了…
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-12-27T23:10
嗚嗚推有責任感好男人
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By Rae
at 2017-12-30T00:59
好羨慕辣
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By Cara
at 2018-01-01T02:49
恭喜
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By Joseph
at 2018-01-03T04:38
還是要求婚啦!不然女生會有遺憾的
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By Elizabeth
at 2018-01-05T06:27
溫馨C溼板
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By Dinah
at 2018-01-07T08:17
不錯啊負責啊
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2018-01-09T10:06
好溫馨QQ恭喜!給個推
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By Edith
at 2018-01-11T11:56
good
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By Jack
at 2018-01-13T13:45
恭喜,負責男人帥
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By Xanthe
at 2018-01-15T15:34
推~
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By Puput
at 2018-01-17T17:24
恭喜戴先生,小孩就叫戴套吧
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By Madame
at 2018-01-19T19:13
恭喜
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By Lucy
at 2018-01-21T21:02
恭喜發財
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By Irma
at 2018-01-23T22:52
恭喜!!
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By Emily
at 2018-01-26T00:41
恭喜,雙喜臨門阿
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By Kama
at 2018-01-28T02:31
加油 至少自己這邊家人先認同了
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By Susan
at 2018-01-30T04:20
恭喜
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By Margaret
at 2018-02-01T06:09
恭喜啊!

喝ㄋㄟㄋㄟ

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-04-02T02:38
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By Franklin
at 2015-04-02T00:17
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By Liam
at 2015-04-01T23:55
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By Ophelia
at 2015-04-01T23:26
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By Jessica
at 2015-04-01T23:22
兩年前的夏天,我的微信突然捎來了一個訊息。 力:hi~ 從來沒被主動傳訊息的我嚇到。 因為她的暱稱就是力;那就叫小力吧~ 小力的照片有修圖,但感覺是個蠻有氣質的女孩。 隨即我就跟小力在微信上聊得很熱絡,不擅長文字聊天的我很意外。 幾天後我用半開玩笑式的方式約了小力去逛夜市,沒想到小力竟然說好,這也是我 ...