雞雞超短怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-10-29T16:13

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一個困擾魯叔39年的問題,
雞雞超短要怎麼辦?
每次看到人家可以彈出來頂到肚皮,甚至是奶頭,
就覺得好羨慕喔,
如果是推砲,一定可以深入小穴好好疼愛女友一番,
但......魯叔除了超長的12cm舌頭,
剩下的只有勃起不到3cm的小gg
是的,無法給圖,但就這麼短,平常狀態大約1cm,
請問大家.......有招嗎? 有救嗎?
另外請問女生, 如果舌頭功夫夠厲害可以嗎?
微西斯點:
每次靠舌頭手指舔弄,還是可以讓對方獲得短暫高潮,
但真正插入後,多半都督到對方睡著,
所以砍掉重練有用嗎?

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Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-10-30T05:46
最好你上網能知道網路另一端的人在盯你啦!
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-10-30T19:20
↙煞氣a警察↗
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-10-31T08:53
( ′-`)↗︴
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-10-31T22:27
樓上在通三小..... 天神第一類接觸阿
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-11-01T12:01
靠 我被樓樓上逗笑了
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-11-02T01:34
砍掉重練
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-11-02T15:08
騙人阿 怎麼可能有1~3公分的屌
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-11-03T04:41
樓上,要不是不能放照片,我就po給你看我的奈米屌
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-11-03T18:15
三公分很長了好嗎
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-11-04T07:49
你可以寄信給他
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-11-04T21:22
去動手術 把舌頭和屌換個位置
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-11-05T10:56
http://www.staru.net/post-41.html
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-06T00:29
多賺點錢去整形把老二加大吧
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-11-06T14:03
你可以跟舌頭短的叔叔一起合作
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-11-07T03:36
醒醒吧 那三公分其實是包皮
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-11-07T17:10
剁掉拿去展覽啦
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-11-08T06:44
我看過勃起三公分的小雞雞 真的 很...
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-11-08T20:17
可以畫小雞啄米圖
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-11-09T09:51
你可以勃起不錯了好嗎 我連勃起都不行
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-09T23:24
3cm會被女生說好可愛
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-11-10T12:58
嚴肅建議: 去減肥!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-11-11T02:32
不可能吧
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-11-11T16:05
你常喝統二的多多吼
David avatar
By David
at 2014-11-12T05:39
建議減肥,應該至少可以救回兩公分吧!加油,好嗎?
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-11-12T19:12
小也有小的市場 (拍)
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-11-13T08:46
3cm! 這真的存在?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-11-13T22:19
3CM真的存在…經某朋友証實
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-11-14T11:53
通常說3cm的,量一定比3公分再短1公分
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-11-15T01:27
存錢動手術比較快
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-11-15T15:00
吃太多黑心油了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-11-16T04:34
原來還有同伴存在....
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-11-16T18:07
可以換成mm 數字比較大比較好看
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-11-17T07:41
看醫生
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-11-17T21:15
我建議去投胎 或者整形
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-11-18T10:48
3cm怎麼尿尿? 用夾菸的方式夾嗎?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-11-19T00:22
3cm是冬天洗澡進浴室量的?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-11-19T13:55
看能不能把舌頭練硬一點吧....
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-11-20T03:29
我才不要寄信呢!(已寄
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-11-20T17:02
加油吧!!還有舌頭跟雙手
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-11-21T06:36
好想看喔XDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-21T20:10
減肥
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-22T09:43
不信... 我光龜頭就四公分了...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-11-22T23:17
不忍噓 ……… 原來我贏好多人
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-11-23T12:50
可以轉型被幹!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-11-24T02:24
這篇推文有夠好笑
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-11-24T15:58
外國的陰蒂都比你屌長
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-11-25T05:31
好想看3cm的小鳥啊啊啊啊啊啊
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-11-25T19:05
勃起3cm是不是已經是疾病?(認真)
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-11-26T08:38
很好奇一公分是怎樣尿尿 會不會噴到抓著的手指頭上???
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-11-26T22:12
還沒醒?!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-11-27T11:45
督到睡著真是太經典了....小弟陰莖陰莖~~~
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-11-28T01:19
活了31年,終於找到知己了,辦一下網聚好嗎,相互取暖
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-11-28T14:53
不信奈米屌
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-29T04:26
我比較好奇彈到奶頭的長什麼樣子
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-11-29T18:00
加油一起取暖
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-11-30T07:33
3公分屌私信來看看阿 這比奶照還要讓人感興趣
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-11-30T21:07
我想zoeforce的舌頭說不定夠你用
John avatar
By John
at 2014-12-01T10:41
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小gg洗洗睡囉
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-12-02T00:14
先射在自己的舌頭上再拿舌頭去抽送何如
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-12-02T13:48
為什麼原PO有3cm還不滿足..這樣叫0.3的情何以堪
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-03T03:21
直接那舌頭去抽差了八
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-12-03T16:55
有看過....
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-12-04T06:28
這篇怎麼這麼多推XD 如果超過我那篇 叫我情何以堪
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-12-04T20:02
我知道你在安慰我 對吧?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-12-05T09:36
怎麼可能長度只有3公分?那是寬度吧
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-12-05T23:09
有藥可以吃好嗎 google penis enlargement 就有不少
東西
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-12-06T12:43
還有一個網站叫penis professor 你可以去看看
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-12-07T02:16
但你其實是在豪洨吧...沒勃起1cm...屁拉
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-12-07T15:50
小弟平時3cm 興奮15cm 這樣正常嗎@@
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-12-08T05:24
不信
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-12-08T18:57
原來良哥你………
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-12-09T08:31
小雞嗶嗶唷
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-09T22:04
平常1 勃起3 這...可能嗎 別想學鳥人56 騙推文
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-12-10T11:38
我不信,有在特殊a片上看過啦,但還是很唬爛
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-11T01:11
加油 應該會找到喜歡3cm的
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-12-11T14:45
勃起 3公分 最好是啦
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-12-12T04:19
您先找塑化濟廠商索賠
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-12-12T17:52
還好我還有破十
David avatar
By David
at 2014-12-13T07:26
原po搞不好200公斤,雞雞全被脂肪包住
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-12-13T20:59
沒硬1公分是要怎麼尿啦
John avatar
By John
at 2014-12-14T10:33
把她眼睛蒙起來 交給樓下
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-12-15T00:07
你可以幹耳朵阿
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-15T13:40
我有女性朋友真的看過超小的,勃起跟一顆乖乖一樣大
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-12-16T03:14
樓上的女性朋友我好像也認識
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-12-16T16:47
請問3CM夾起來是不是就跟女生一樣下面沒東西了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-12-17T06:21
是太胖嗎 怎麼可能3cm
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-12-17T19:54
我記得以前健教老師說男生3公分就夠用了 所以不用擔心
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-12-18T09:28
真的假的????!!!
George avatar
By George
at 2014-12-18T23:02
健教的確有說 女生陰道只有前三公分有感覺
所以男生有三公分長就夠了.....
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-12-19T12:35
但....田野調查的經驗告訴我 教科書跟實戰還是有差
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-12-20T02:09
3公分能帶套嗎?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-12-20T15:42
是戴奶嘴嗎
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-12-21T05:16
因為寫教科書的剛好也3cm 只好這樣對社會大眾洗腦
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-12-21T18:50
為什麼跟Z大的文....看到這種小改的都快笑死XDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-12-22T08:23
我也是平時3CM 勃起15公分
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-12-22T21:57
小GG有小GG的市場
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-12-23T11:30
噗…鄉民三次方根沒用匿名勇氣推 XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-24T01:04
我覺得唬爛 樓下覺得呢
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-12-24T14:37
所以男生大概都平均多少呀?到底標準是?
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-12-25T04:11
去做手術吧...
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-12-25T17:45
我遇過3cm的...還兩個T_T勃起後大概大拇指大小吧
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-12-26T07:18
砍掉重練阿
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-26T20:52
廢文 是妳?
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-12-27T10:25
怎麼可能那麼短,要騙也掰個六公分才有人信
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-12-27T23:59
我學長跟我說他只有六公分,我不信呀!
George avatar
By George
at 2014-12-28T13:33
只有我的1/6 不忍心噓你
James avatar
By James
at 2014-12-29T03:06
問鳥人
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-12-29T16:40
砍掉重練
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-12-30T06:13
哈哈哈 30mm可以帶指套啊
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-12-30T19:47
誰說男人不在乎大小 <=重訓雞雞的書,去找來看看
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-12-31T09:20
你豪洨
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-31T22:54
求站內信
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-01-01T12:28
birdman5566:
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-01-02T02:01
奈米屌我不行啦^^
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-01-02T15:35
推樓上 奈米屌我不行啦~
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-01-03T05:08
虎爛
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-01-03T18:42
騙人的吧 寬度都大於3公分了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-01-04T08:16
用桿麵棍有效
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-01-04T21:49
買支放大鏡
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-01-05T11:23
用力砍掉 長出新的?
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-01-06T00:56
找鳥人取暖
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-01-06T14:30
可私信給圖嗎 認真感謝 絕不外傳
George avatar
By George
at 2015-01-07T04:03
我相信你~我看過一個美國的電視節目~節目裡全部都是找
小雞雞的男人,最長的只有大概2~3公分~最短的你連看都
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-01-07T17:37
看不到…他們全都是以全裸的方式上節目…
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-01-08T07:11
認真回,要練神功啦!用鐵錘爆敲有機會變大
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-08T20:44
毛都比你長
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-01-09T10:18
大冒險輸了?
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-01-09T23:51
求站內信啊xDDD 感覺虎爛
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-01-10T13:25
真的不信

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