雞雞怎麼樣可以不硬? - 成人話題討論

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-29T12:01

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簡單來說是這樣，雞雞的分泌物很臭，

一旦雞雞硬了，就會開始流雞湯出來...

僅次於我大一為了加操性分數好可以大二繼續住宿而去資源回收、

和當兵打開冰箱內有蛆的兩三盤臭雞蛋、

或是一樣當兵時發現被關在抽屜裡的死老鼠死了一禮拜發出的味道。

假如你們很難理解什麼味道，可以請學長拿那個...，

偶然間噴出的千萬億，放個兩三天，

洗完澡後，再拿那個千萬億聞聞看，

可以了解我所說的，什麼是蛋白質受到細菌分解出的各種臭臭。

再加上最近很容易受到引誘，雞雞一天當中起碼要硬個好幾次，

有時候還要坐著，就一直硬在那邊，心跳加速什麼的還會一直流汁出來，

偶像劇那些什麼唯美害羞畫面都是騙人的，我要是當事人...

他媽的就要趕緊找時間拿濕紙巾擦一下雞雞，

因為拿衛生紙擦會加速乾化雞湯，導致臭氣。

馬的這到底是哪個神設計，男生要過幾小時就硬一次....

香雞只要硬一次就變臭雞，媽的...

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By Poppy
at 2016-03-01T08:29

切掉就沒那麼多煩惱了

By Mason
at 2016-03-02T04:57

切掉就好了

By Dinah
at 2016-03-03T01:25

切掉就好了

By Donna
at 2016-03-03T21:53

切掉就好了

By Lydia
at 2016-03-04T18:21

切掉剁掉砍掉閹掉爛掉

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-05T14:49

壞了樓下5毛收

By Harry
at 2016-03-06T11:17

動不動就切掉，這罐藥給你抹一抹過幾天自己就會掉下來

By Adele
at 2016-03-07T07:46

注意飲食看看

By Elvira
at 2016-03-08T04:14

剁掉就好了

By Faithe
at 2016-03-09T00:42

換一隻啊

By Elma
at 2016-03-09T21:10

還是你把馬眼電燒起來，這樣就不會流惹

By Rachel
at 2016-03-10T17:38

剁掉五十收

By Emily
at 2016-03-11T14:06

http://i.imgur.com/3QrEqVU.png

By Eartha
at 2016-03-12T10:34

抱著觀摩的心進來推一下

By Noah
at 2016-03-13T07:02

切掉

By Brianna
at 2016-03-14T03:30

還好我的都很香

By Dinah
at 2016-03-14T23:58

我的是薰衣草香

By Charlotte
at 2016-03-15T20:27

切掉就好了

By Olivia
at 2016-03-16T16:55

幹那張圖害我好痛

By Hardy
at 2016-03-17T13:23

身體不好嗎去看醫生或調整飲食

By Lauren
at 2016-03-18T09:51

那張圖...我到底看了殺小

By Elvira
at 2016-03-19T06:19

太臭,就直接剪掉一手騎車一手握著到了附近的大橋往下面扔
這還須要問嗎

By Delia
at 2016-03-20T02:47

推文....

By Ursula
at 2016-03-20T23:15

切掉就好了

By Victoria
at 2016-03-21T19:43

壞了我當好人 50收

By Ingrid
at 2016-03-22T16:11

原波可以去泰國手術一下

By Jessica
at 2016-03-23T12:39

雞湯勒第一次聽過這種講法

By Isabella
at 2016-03-24T09:08

所以你整天會一直模一直聞哦…

By Elma
at 2016-03-25T05:36

切掉太殘忍惹，把馬眼封印起來就好

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-26T02:04

http://i.imgur.com/1mUofjZ.jpg

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-26T22:32

剁掉，廢文

By Damian
at 2016-03-27T19:00

不要動不動就要人家切掉嘛…把馬眼縫起來就不會有這樣的困
擾了啊

By Lydia
at 2016-03-28T15:28

斬立蹶

By Eartha
at 2016-03-29T11:56

http://i.imgur.com/D3e84Gb.jpg 給你解答

By Elma
at 2016-03-30T08:24

切掉

By Lily
at 2016-03-31T04:52

哇靠樓樓上那張有點猛喔

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-01T01:20

你，自宮吧。

By Kama
at 2016-04-01T21:49

剁了

By Tracy
at 2016-04-02T18:17

那是真的雞雞嗎?

By Kyle
at 2016-04-03T14:45

好噁喔

By Frederica
at 2016-04-04T11:13

切

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-04-05T07:41

裝別人的啊

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-06T04:09

那新聞好。。。。

By Adele
at 2016-04-07T00:37

文亭

By Jacky
at 2016-04-07T21:05

泡福馬林

By Cara
at 2016-04-08T17:33

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Megan
at 2016-04-09T14:01

塞起來就不會流雞湯了

By Sandy
at 2016-04-10T10:30

剁掉的那張好噁，不過可以證明男人成年以後真的是噁臭皺黑雞

By Emily
at 2016-04-11T06:58

圖太猛了…

By Elvira
at 2016-04-12T03:26

歐顧gay

By Mason
at 2016-04-12T23:54

好噁

By Ingrid
at 2016-04-13T20:22

綁起來再把薰衣草放進內褲裡，嘻嘻

By Aaliyah
at 2016-04-14T16:50

幹，某樓電燒馬眼聽起來就很痛

By Quanna
at 2016-04-15T13:18

切掉就好了...中肯

By Thomas
at 2016-04-16T09:46

恐怖圖片.................,..

By Candice
at 2016-04-17T06:14

恐怖圖片…

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-18T02:42

來我都硬不起來

By Gary
at 2016-04-18T23:11

尻到出血在繼續尻

By Margaret
at 2016-04-19T19:39

硬了就會有分泌物不正常喔

雞雞怎麼樣可以不硬? - 成人話題討論

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