雞排店老闆娘的算我便宜 - 成人話題討論

By Catherine
at 2015-05-24T12:41

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大家好，我是愛泰妹的阿泰。
最近跟炮友修幹過度，
決定買碳烤雞排補充蛋白質，
老闆烤得超好吃，
但每次烤到一半都變老闆娘在烤，
老闆都跑去抽煙了。

我就跟老闆娘說：
｢老老…老闆娘，上…上次烤烤…烤不夠久，
這次…可以幫我烤烤…烤久一點嗎？｣
老闆娘是泰國騷人妻，害我興奮到結巴。

老闆娘就說：
｢你要尻尻尻久一點喔？上次不夠爽？
那我這次算妳便宜一點～來～｣
泰妹人妻古銅色的手拉著我進到後面房間，
把我引導、坐下、拉著褲頭、撥開牛仔褲…

｢好大…嗯…啊…(含)｣
老闆娘有點口音，叫起來更讓我興奮
兩手跟著套弄，舔得我一抖一抖的，
不到三分鍾就出來了！

泰妹老闆娘通通吃了進去
說我怎麼一下就出來了？
她有一個治療早洩秘方，
問我要不要加錢試試，
那又是另一個故事了！

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By Leila
at 2015-05-28T06:06

下雨天專出廢文嗎幹

By Oscar
at 2015-05-31T23:32

練瑜珈自含？

By Hedy
at 2015-06-04T16:57

雨八

By Franklin
at 2015-06-08T10:23

早洩還講那麼多

By John
at 2015-06-12T03:48

令刀

By Lydia
at 2015-06-15T21:14

令良

By Quanna
at 2015-06-19T14:40

雨八

By Robert
at 2015-06-23T08:05

樓樓上怒切兩人

By Dinah
at 2015-06-27T01:31

下面一位

By Una
at 2015-06-30T18:56

雨八

By Steve
at 2015-07-04T12:22

店在哪裡我馬上到

By James
at 2015-07-08T05:47

幹哪不是台大嗎？

By Jessica
at 2015-07-11T23:13

泰妹老闆娘都勃起了，快點幫她吸

By Selena
at 2015-07-15T16:38

呵呵呵好好笑喔？

By Lily
at 2015-07-19T10:04

廢文

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-23T03:29

這算豪洨吧

By Ida
at 2015-07-26T20:55

廢到笑

By Andrew
at 2015-07-30T14:20

操你媽

By Rae
at 2015-08-03T07:46

別再屁了，你說菲律賓人我還信

By Ophelia
at 2015-08-07T01:11

這是豪洨啦

By Rae
at 2015-08-10T18:37

圖啊

By Olive
at 2015-08-14T12:03

廢到笑

By Mary
at 2015-08-18T05:28

你爸知道你現在發廢文、當初就該把你射在牆上才對

By Blanche
at 2015-08-21T22:54

真的在作夢

By Kumar
at 2015-08-25T16:19

好帥

By Frederica
at 2015-08-29T09:45

跪求圖~

By Tom
at 2015-09-02T03:10

天才阿含幫你含

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-05T20:36

買雞排也想幻想？腦子燒掉！

By Elma
at 2015-09-09T14:01

午睡還沒醒嗎？

By Quintina
at 2015-09-13T07:27

令人鼻酸

By Caroline
at 2015-09-17T00:52

.....

By Emma
at 2015-09-20T18:18

你媽知道你在這邊發廢文嗎

By Erin
at 2015-09-24T11:43

廢到有剩

By Charlie
at 2015-09-28T05:09

三分鐘！！

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-01T22:34

廢
真的很爛連要廢到有笑都做不到

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-05T16:00

比對一下 4v45都算是優質好文

By Mason
at 2015-10-09T09:26

真的假的這麼會吸...

By Charlie
at 2015-10-13T02:51

三秒沒救了

By Eden
at 2015-10-16T20:17

「從牆上游回老母子宮著床」虧你說得出口 XDDD

By Adele
at 2015-10-20T13:42

zo4

By Kyle
at 2015-10-24T07:08

唉

By Odelette
at 2015-10-28T00:33

噢

By Andrew
at 2015-10-31T17:59

分類錯了喔

By Kama
at 2015-11-04T11:24

不是用手抓住小鳥就等於被含好不好......

By Jake
at 2015-11-08T04:50

廢

By Puput
at 2015-11-11T22:15

廢文

By Hardy
at 2015-11-15T15:41

加油

By Audriana
at 2015-11-19T09:06

我覺得你回留言還比較好笑耶

By Cara
at 2015-11-23T02:32

第一次看到推文機器人噓欸可見你的文有多廢了

By Queena
at 2015-11-26T19:57

加油好嗎

By Connor
at 2015-11-30T13:23

廢

By Madame
at 2015-12-04T06:49

廢到不行

By Christine
at 2015-12-08T00:14

廢到笑了

By Wallis
at 2015-12-11T17:40

留言贏了

By Olga
at 2015-12-15T11:05

勇氣可嘉

By Oliver
at 2015-12-19T04:31

加油....

By Leila
at 2015-12-22T21:56

=-=

By Carol
at 2015-12-26T15:22

?????

By Carol
at 2015-12-30T08:47

推留言比本文好看

By Zenobia
at 2016-01-03T02:13

加油

By Edith
at 2016-01-06T19:38

等老闆過來你就知道上面賣的雞排是怎麼來的囉

By Robert
at 2016-01-10T13:04

…

By Kelly
at 2016-01-14T06:29

唉....病入膏肓

By Lydia
at 2016-01-17T23:55

感覺好醜你也吃得下去

By Mason
at 2016-01-21T17:20

閱

By Sarah
at 2016-01-25T10:46

可憐

By Lydia
at 2016-01-29T04:12

蠻好笑的給推

By Gary
at 2016-02-01T21:37

幫你補血

By Doris
at 2016-02-05T15:03

好棒棒

By Kama
at 2016-02-09T08:28

快點告阿阿不就很會?

By Doris
at 2016-02-13T01:54

門口那間老闆娘你吃的下去？勇氣可嘉

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-16T19:19

垃圾文無誤

By Sandy
at 2016-02-20T12:45

1分

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-24T06:10

閱

By Yedda
at 2016-02-27T23:36

呵呵不知道原po有什麼可以告，反正不會告哈哈

By William
at 2016-03-02T17:01

顆顆，你是絕對沒本事告的啦，有本事快點告快點貼上來

By Ophelia
at 2016-03-06T10:27

看，呵呵

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-10T03:52

我明白你很孤單，只有在網路上才有人鳥你，即使是噓你也能
讓你感到與社會連結的溫暖，所以去活吧你這個邱毅

By Agatha
at 2016-03-13T21:18

說要告又說怕浪費資源，這不是邱毅什麼才是?

By Olivia
at 2016-03-17T14:43

按2是鼓勵

By Hedwig
at 2016-03-21T08:09

按龍筋嗎？

By Emma
at 2016-03-25T01:35

Round2

By Elvira
at 2016-03-28T19:00

泰國覺得甲幫你補血

By George
at 2016-04-01T12:26

支持多元成家給推

By Odelette
at 2016-04-05T05:51

幹害我看不下書了其實滿好笑的有廢有推

By Ida
at 2016-04-08T23:17

給你我家地址
臺北市中正區建國里
重慶南路一段122號

By Ivy
at 2016-04-12T16:42

倘若你告了一定要叫我去旁聽我想聽律師大聲念出你這篇文
順便看你母親是否覺得驕傲

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-16T10:08

為什麼有這麼多無聊人爛文覺得幽默

By David
at 2016-04-20T03:33

你家是賣雞排的？

By Odelette
at 2016-04-23T20:59

被戳中了嗎？可別這時候才說你不想跟我們計較

By Caroline
at 2016-04-27T14:24

是不是有點描述過少...短文不廢就要附圖啊

By Frederic
at 2016-05-01T07:50

瓦力很重噢老闆娘70路你也吃的下去小魯乾拜下風

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-05T01:15

By Callum
at 2016-05-08T18:41

泰國...

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-12T12:06

比較像宵夜文

By Megan
at 2016-05-16T05:32

廢到有剩...

By Dora
at 2016-05-19T22:58

建議去快篩，不要問你會怕！

By Megan
at 2016-05-23T16:23

你不知道她在找泰式椒麻雞的材料嗎??

By Bennie
at 2016-05-27T09:49

閱

By Zora
at 2016-05-31T03:14

真的留言比原文好看欸哈哈

By Una
at 2016-06-03T20:40

爬回老母子宮給推

By Cara
at 2016-06-07T14:05

宵夜文？

By Audriana
at 2016-06-11T07:31

廢文

By Delia
at 2016-06-15T00:56

你媽知道嗎...

By Catherine
at 2016-06-18T18:22

唉

By Selena
at 2016-06-22T11:47

有廢有噓

By Rosalind
at 2016-06-26T05:13

尻

雞排店老闆娘的算我便宜 - 成人話題討論

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