雙胞胎 - 成人話題討論

James avatar
By James
at 2007-07-27T00:17

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小弟在幾年前認識一位女生

在崇拜我褲襠裡的大蛇前題下我們成為了男女朋友

在交往兩年多後的某一天他突然語長心重的對我說


" .....我想跟你坦白一件事 "

" 蛤???什麼事??說啊??? "


突然這麼認真的氣氛下我也不禁撇了兩滴尿
也無法專注於電視上我猜的大奶辣妹


" 我想你也沒發現吧...其實我是雙胞胎...因為從小一起長大...一起共享酸甜苦辣
我跟她之間是沒有祕密的...所以她也知道關於你的任何一切...."

" 嗯嗯....??所以呢?? "

" 拗不過她的要求...所以某幾個晚上...關上燈後...是她代替我的...."

" 蛤????妳們怎麼可以這樣做!!!?? 有沒有搞錯啊?? 妳有考慮過我的感受嗎?? "


我假裝有點發怒的說 我的心情除了訝異 倒也暗爽在心底..科科
有幾次的確怪怪的 皮膚摸起來比較滑嫩細緻 臀部也比較結實
最重要的是!!!比較臣又!!!
因為fu和平時不一樣 所以作起來也特別賣力
而那幾次他好像都沒有出什麼聲音 果然被狸貓換太子
血都到了老二上 沒什麼腦袋思考 如果換成科博文我看我也不會發現


" 哇...對不起嘛....其實我也很捨不得...嗚嗚 不會再有下次了啦..."

她哇的一聲哭倒在我懷裡 我輕輕的撫摸他的頭髮 一邊拍拍他的背



" 好啦好啦...事情過去就算了 妳要知道我只愛妳一個 我非常不願意和妳以外
的人發生這種事 我是這麼隨便的人嗎?? "

" 嗯嗯...呵...對不起嘛..."

她似乎很滿意我的回應而會心一笑 抬起頭吻了我一下 眼角還溢著淚光



" 那妳是姐姐還是妹妹啊???你們長得很像吧?? "

" 我是姐姐...的確很多人說我們長得很像 "

科科...之後想辦法說服他們搞個3P 老子自己來拍SOD
先看看妹妺長什麼樣子吧


" 反正這樣我們也算認識了 改天找個時間 約你妹妹一起出來吃個飯吧
不過不要讓她知道我已經曉得這一切了 "

" 蛤????你搞錯了啦....@ @ "
















" 我們是雙胞胎姐弟啦 "

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All Comments

Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2007-07-27T03:45
看到一半我就破梗了. 60 分下一位
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2007-07-27T07:14
好笑
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2007-07-27T10:42
還不錯~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2007-07-27T14:10
不錯耶,我給75
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2007-07-27T17:39
幹, 真的很好笑
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2007-07-27T21:07
第一次看過~
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-07-28T00:35
有豪洨到
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2007-07-28T04:04
good! 看到最後就笑了 80
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2007-07-28T07:32
85我洨了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2007-07-28T11:01
幹好笑!看到最後我軟了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2007-07-28T14:29
雙搖桿學位!!
John avatar
By John
at 2007-07-28T17:57
有笑有推!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2007-07-28T21:26
雙搖桿學位!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2007-07-29T00:54
我笑了 XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2007-07-29T04:22
(>_^b
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2007-07-29T07:51
哈哈~ 好笑
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2007-07-29T11:19
媽的結局又是肛肛
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2007-07-29T14:47
我猜中了前頭,猜不中結局......
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2007-07-29T18:16
看到一半就猜到了....
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2007-07-29T21:44
XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2007-07-30T01:13
XDDD
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By Agnes
at 2007-07-30T04:41
XDDDDDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2007-07-30T08:09
有笑有推!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2007-07-30T11:38
過關
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2007-07-30T15:06
早猜到了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2007-07-30T18:34
XDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2007-07-30T22:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2007-07-31T01:31
大推~
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2007-07-31T04:59
有笑~PASS 下一位
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2007-07-31T08:28
幹 超好笑的啦~~~
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2007-07-31T11:56
有笑有推 XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2007-07-31T15:25
喝水喝到一半差點噴出來 有笑有推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2007-07-31T18:53
你又贏了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2007-07-31T22:21
猜對一半XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2007-08-01T01:50
你淫了
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2007-08-01T05:18
我又淫了~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2007-08-01T08:46
我酥了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2007-08-01T12:15
噗!!! 推~
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2007-08-01T15:43
XD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2007-08-01T19:12
XDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2007-08-01T22:40
過關! 哈哈
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2007-08-02T02:08
^^
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2007-08-02T05:37
你淫了 我酥了
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2007-08-02T09:05
換成科博文XD...我笑了
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2007-08-02T12:33
有笑有推,哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2007-08-02T16:02
XDDDDDDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2007-08-02T19:30
本以為是豪洨文 沒想到是好文 推
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2007-08-02T22:58
頂尖對決XDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2007-08-03T02:27
推一個好文 A_A
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2007-08-03T05:55
哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2007-08-03T09:24
幹..案情直轉急下
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2007-08-03T12:52
哈哈 這滿分
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2007-08-03T16:20
好文 XD
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By Barb Cronin
at 2007-08-03T19:49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2007-08-03T23:17
XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2007-08-04T02:45
超好笑耶
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2007-08-04T06:14
有好笑...
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2007-08-04T09:42
這個好 科博文的梗也讚
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2007-08-04T13:10
不錯
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2007-08-04T16:39
XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2007-08-04T20:07
媽了個壩子
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2007-08-04T23:36
這個好笑! 加分
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2007-08-05T03:04
XD
David avatar
By David
at 2007-08-05T06:32
有笑有推啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2007-08-05T10:01
有笑有推XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2007-08-05T13:29
XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2007-08-05T16:57
好文
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2007-08-05T20:26
59分...因為沒有過程
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2007-08-05T23:54
雖然早猜到了 不過還是推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2007-08-06T03:23
笑了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2007-08-06T06:51
XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2007-08-06T10:19
有笑點
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2007-08-06T13:48
科科
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By Frederica
at 2007-08-06T17:16
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By Regina
at 2007-08-06T20:44
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Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2007-08-07T00:13
結局妙阿
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2007-08-07T03:41
有笑有推
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2007-08-07T07:09
XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2007-08-07T10:38
哈... 果然雙搖桿
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2007-08-07T14:06
XDDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2007-08-07T17:35
嘖嘖 為了不讓更多人破梗 所以用"她"喔...
Una avatar
By Una
at 2007-08-07T21:03
不過這樣已經違反遊戲規則了=..= 給箭頭
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2007-08-08T00:31
XD
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at 2007-08-08T04:00
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By Mary
at 2007-08-08T07:28
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By William
at 2007-08-08T10:56
這不是某漫畫的劇情嗎@@
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By Eartha
at 2007-08-08T14:25
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By Genevieve
at 2007-08-08T17:53
XDDDDDDDDD有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Eden
at 2007-08-08T21:21
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