陰莖沒知覺 - 成人話題討論

By Catherine
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我當兵的時候有個同梯外號叫浩南,跟您有同樣的困擾。
浩南哥當兵前終日耽於美色,過著荒淫無度的生活。
入伍後,浩南哥在各種因緣際下服用百人陽精,又得高人指點,在性愛戰場上橫行無阻。
懇親假的時候,他扛著兩箱保險套,從高雄七賢路一路幹到林森北,屌起屌落屌起屌落,
來回幹了三天三夜,精流成河,一眼都沒眨過。
「哇,那麼長時間,你馬眼乾不乾?」我忍不住讚嘆。
「我現在是在跟你說馬眼乾不乾的事情嗎?」浩南哥哭喪著臉:「重點是,我一點感覺都
沒有啊!」
我愕然。
作為一個男人,他已經喪失感受幸福的能力。
「只好去找教練做售後服務了。」我遺憾地說道,希望懶覺也有保固。
我們去找教練的時候,他正躺在坦克車上曬太陽。
「教練,我想要爽。」浩南哥垂淚。
「浩南,是你跟為師說想要持久。」教練皺眉。
「沒有感覺的話,打砲一點意義都沒有啊!幹你娘的我不管!你一定要負責!」浩南很悲
憤。
「要持久又要有感覺,也不是不行。」教練抱著坦克車的砲管跳了下來。
我這才看清楚,原來那不是坦克,只是一輛普通的裝甲車,那根砲管其實是教練塗成迷彩
色的屌。
「江湖上鍛鍊性器的方式很多,金剛杵、毒龍鑽、蜈蚣鞭……」教練一邊解釋一邊脫下浩
南哥的褲子:「但敏感與持久並存,只有一種方法。」
「什麼方法?」浩南哥急切地問。
教練伸指點著浩南哥的嘴唇下方,手指筆直一路往下滑到小腹:「從這裡到這裡是任脈。
」
然後他走到浩南哥身後,手指從浩南哥的上嘴唇往上畫,繞過頭頂往下,經過背脊到達屁
股,說道:「從這裡到這裡則是督脈,只要打通任督二脈……」
「就能一輩子任君督到爽。」我顫抖著把話接完。
原來如此,所以才叫任督二脈啊!
「要怎麼打通?」浩南回頭看著教練,表情有些不安。
「只要用純陽之物貫通會陰,任督二脈就能暢行無阻。」教練說道:「按理來說,應該鍛
鍊奇莖八脈數十年,才有可能自通會陰,但為師看你有心,就花三分鐘幫你搞定吧。」
「先等等,會陰是哪裡?」浩南哥警覺地問。
「陰囊根部到肛門那一帶。」教練說,抓住了浩南哥的手臂。
「再等等,那什麼是純陽之嗚喔喔喔啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」浩南哥突然發出撕心裂肺的淒
厲慘嚎。
「操!」我驚駭大叫,看著浩南哥雙腳離地。
只見教練的砲管整根督進浩南哥的會陰,把他高高舉了起來。
浩南哥的雙眼上翻,嘴角吐出白沫,整個人掛在砲管上搖晃。
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」他全身觸電一般抽蓄痙攣。
我仰起頭,看著浩南哥像坐大怒神一樣在空中瘋狂顛簸。
沒想到為了打通任督二脈,他竟能努力到這種程度。
「浩南!撐住!不要放棄啊!」我感動地替他加油打氣。
轟!
震耳欲聾的砲擊聲響起,強悍的後座力讓教練的腳掌陷入地面。
半空中,浩南哥霍然弓起身體,雙眼瞠大,臉頰鼓脹。
「嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔!」
絢麗的白光自他口中噴湧而出。
嘩啦啦啦……
灼熱的雨點自天際灑落,附近的土壤受甘霖灌溉,花草紛紛探出頭來,一時間生機煥發。
啪答。浩南哥的身體像壞掉的布偶一樣摔在地上。
「浩南,從今以後你就脫胎換骨了。」教練欣慰地擦擦砲管。
「豈止脫胎,簡直都要懷胎了。」我驚嘆。
浩南哥沒有回答,七孔流精地趴在地上,周身百穴汨汨淌出白濁的液體。
接下來的一個禮拜,他操課的時候兩腿都在發抖。
我不知道在浩南哥是不是恢復了知覺,但是他之後再也沒跟教練說過話。
我想,他是不知該如何表達內心的感謝吧?
這就是浩南哥治療陰莖無感的經過,供您參考。
※ 引述《marszues ()》之銘言:
: 上禮拜用了飆風馬
: 戴了之後過幾分鐘陰莖就沒什麼知覺了
: 不知道是因為麻藥有從尿道流進去 還是因為做太多次 一天用了五個
: 過了一個禮拜 陰莖還是像那天一樣 有點沒知覺
: 陰莖有點像被麻醉一樣 變得很不敏感
: 尻起來很不爽
: 有人用過飆風馬也有這情況嗎?
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