關於約約的禁忌 - 成人話題討論

By Margaret
at 2017-07-16T16:31
at 2017-07-16T16:31
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大家好,我是最容易7bubu的家鄉槍
有劍魚
最近很多人開始跟我分享遇到的雷人
我覺得還是打篇文來直接告訴大家(某人其實更應該知道)
“為何不給你幹?”
的幾個原因
1)我揪著一根莖,為何都屄不了嚥精~
屌照,就是屌照
首先還是要說屌照
但這次我們說隨著屌照延伸的內容
屌照如果你不傳不行
不傳會死
那最好是
(深吸一口氣)
拍得漂亮拍得瀟灑拍得清楚拍得得意拍得精彩拍得出色
拍得深情拍得智慧拍得天真浪漫返樸歸真
拍得喜事連連無怨無悔拍得恍然大悟破鏡重圓
拍得平常心是道拍得日日好日年年好年如夢似真止於至善!!!!!!
好,你先把接下來的幾點做個標記
因為很重要
妹子會考考你
1. 畫面訊息:
意思就是,給人家什麼感覺
例如,今天你想表達屌很乾淨又大
那就燈光挑白光背景
窗明几淨的環境
來個絕佳角度
如果你想表達你是一個愛貓人士
那就抱著貓拍也可以(可能會被檢舉,不要怪我)
總之,慎選畫面傳遞的訊息與目的,再考量拍攝方式
2.主題性
女孩子看過的屌照可能比你看過的A片還多
就像交友軟體配對成功以後
大多數人都是
「Hi,你好」
一樣
Boring!!!!
就是要特別
你的屌,不能只當雞
要就當鶴
鶴立雞群才有機會獲得青睞
怎麼做呢?
其實hen簡單
首先
營造出個人風格
你看是要拍一系列的照片還是影片都可以
舉例
幫屌化妝,做小戲服給屌穿
然後搭場景
拍個什麼哈姆雷特還是世間情的懶趴ver
寄給妹子一定是
哇靠!這人太有心了吧
甚至會為了你的連載,想看你的屌(雖然是間接的啦,嘻嘻)
你看,這樣是不是很有道理很實用呢?
3.文字訊息
肏你媽屄肯德基全家餐冰淇淋泡芙幹破您娘親
不要再傳
「好身材,求單挑~」
這種類似的字眼了
像住在新北某區的霸哥很能體會
當時他傳了這訊息並且附上屌照以後
直接被檢舉站內騷擾
我是不知道他屌有多醜
還是人家剛好就是有屌照就檢舉
但這種訊息應該女孩都收了不少
看都看煩了
想想其他開場白好不好
例如放一段股票投資心得啦
還是務農栽種小感想
菜市場採買攻略
都比罐頭訊息好……
大概4這樣啦…
你問我為何舉了一點而已?
因為我舉完一點以後發現打了有點多
所以請導播直接卡掉啦~
嘻嘻~
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“約砲,是互相勾引的攻防,不能讓自己淪為下位,否則你就等著人家慢慢選”
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