開燈激戰 - 成人話題討論

By Lily
at 2014-06-16T00:09

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據說某次強者我朋友跟他女朋友做愛的時候

女方因為會害羞一直要求關燈才做

不然就不要

女:關燈啦關燈! 不然就不要!

男:...............

(認真地盯著女友看了三秒)

男:恩! 也好!(說罷起身準備去關燈)

女: 幹!媽的誰怕誰啊你燈給老娘打開!

女方自從被激過這次以後之後就比較沒那麼害羞一定要求要關燈了

以上朋友親身經歷分享給同樣有個害羞女朋友的板友

使用完可以在下面分享結果如何

(如果因此吵架概不負責)

抱歉因為我幾乎沒PO過文文筆有點不好還請大家見諒

內文的意思是男生故意激女生說女生身材OR長相不佳關上燈也好這樣

然後女友被激到就爆氣說開就開這樣

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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

By Isla
at 2014-06-17T15:44

XDD

By Anonymous
at 2014-06-19T07:19

懂了

By Adele
at 2014-06-20T22:54

不懂

By Zanna
at 2014-06-22T14:29

不懂

By Puput
at 2014-06-24T06:03

不懂= =

By Tom
at 2014-06-25T21:38

讓我想起一首歌,wrong hole

By Puput
at 2014-06-27T13:13

懂了幹害我一直開燈關燈

By Sarah
at 2014-06-29T04:48

西濕勒？是幹版嗎

By Erin
at 2014-06-30T20:22

看不懂求解

By Jacky
at 2014-07-02T11:57

就是激女友開燈不及格，關燈有洞80分

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-07-04T03:32

關燈肛肛好

By Puput
at 2014-07-05T19:07

懂了！以退爲進

By Ina
at 2014-07-07T10:41

臉太愛國,關燈才督得下去啊,這樣也不懂

By Zora
at 2014-07-09T02:16

秒懂

By Puput
at 2014-07-10T17:51

關燈進錯洞吧…

By Bethany
at 2014-07-12T09:26

看第二遍懂XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-07-14T01:00

嗯也好! (是怎樣XD)

By Dora
at 2014-07-15T16:35

秒董

By Olivia
at 2014-07-17T08:10

女的以為男生覺得女生身材不夠好...

By Andy
at 2014-07-18T23:45

…

By Daph Bay
at 2014-07-20T15:20

所以是因為嘟錯洞....嗎?

By Freda
at 2014-07-22T06:54

懂了

By Rebecca
at 2014-07-23T22:29

看身材3秒 > 也好

By Frederic
at 2014-07-25T14:04

懂惹。原來是插到肚臍了，我還以為是屁眼呢。

By Erin
at 2014-07-27T03:38

就刺激女友這樣

By Lily
at 2014-07-28T19:12

高招

By Jessica
at 2014-07-30T10:47

應該不是督錯洞「認真看了3秒嗯也好」這句是重點

By Daniel
at 2014-08-01T02:22

內心戲給推

By Xanthe
at 2014-08-02T17:57

喔喔哦哦XDDDDDDDDD靠杯XDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2014-08-04T09:31

什麼東西啦 xdd 為啥我覺的很好笑~

By Cara
at 2014-08-06T01:06

幹怎麼有人看不懂阿這篇真的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2014-08-07T16:41

XDDDD 看懂了

By Tom
at 2014-08-09T08:16

為啥看不懂哭喔~~

By Gilbert
at 2014-08-10T23:50

笑了

By Odelette
at 2014-08-12T15:25

這篇很好笑阿「認真看了3秒嗯也好」暗示女生身材不好
或是臉很抱歉來刺激女友

By Erin
at 2014-08-14T07:00

為啥會有人看不懂！北七

By Christine
at 2014-08-15T22:35

為什麼我會大笑

By Iris
at 2014-08-17T14:10

靠杯XDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2014-08-19T05:44

這篇會爆

By Audriana
at 2014-08-20T21:19

XDDDDDDDDD高招

By Hazel
at 2014-08-22T12:54

秒懂

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-24T04:29

怎麼會有人看不懂…

By Connor
at 2014-08-25T20:03

靠好笑

By Zora
at 2014-08-27T11:38

害我一直開關燈！

By Freda
at 2014-08-29T03:13

推啊XD

By Ethan
at 2014-08-30T18:48

閱

By Olga
at 2014-09-01T10:22

懂了

By Isabella
at 2014-09-03T01:57

懂XDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2014-09-04T17:32

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2014-09-06T09:07

看了推文才懂zzzz

By Ivy
at 2014-09-08T00:42

哈哈哈哈聰明

By Mason
at 2014-09-09T16:16

秒懂。但演著要有天份

By Rae
at 2014-09-11T07:51

哈哈哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2014-09-12T23:26

好閃 XD

By Steve
at 2014-09-14T15:01

真壞

By Ophelia
at 2014-09-16T06:35

反詐騙開燈沒東西

By Rachel
at 2014-09-17T22:10

這個猛

By Candice
at 2014-09-19T13:45

XDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-21T05:20

XDDDD

By Emily
at 2014-09-22T20:54

害我開燈....反詐騙啦.........................

By Hedwig
at 2014-09-24T12:29

學到

By Regina
at 2014-09-26T04:04

Easy

By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-27T19:39

一看就懂超好笑XD

By John
at 2014-09-29T11:13

拜託求解

By Irma
at 2014-10-01T02:48

不要插到尿道歐

By Wallis
at 2014-10-02T18:23

秒懂XD

By George
at 2014-10-04T09:58

我以為插錯洞，原來是臉，我好糟糕XD

By Quintina
at 2014-10-06T01:33

嗯

By Eartha
at 2014-10-07T17:07

（大笑）

By Callum
at 2014-10-09T08:42

超好笑XDDD

By Carol
at 2014-10-11T00:17

哈哈哈哈哈，這招好狠

By Dinah
at 2014-10-12T15:52

厲害！

By Vanessa
at 2014-10-14T07:26

哈哈

By Lydia
at 2014-10-15T23:01

好方法!!

By Lydia
at 2014-10-17T14:36

抱歉我文筆太爛害大家誤解內文的意思是男生故意激女友外表

By Xanthe
at 2014-10-19T06:11

笑死幹哈哈哈

By Rae
at 2014-10-20T21:45

太神啦！

By Rae
at 2014-10-22T13:20

看不懂的應該是處男

By Bethany
at 2014-10-24T04:55

這是joke版嘛..XD

By Enid
at 2014-10-25T20:30

XDDDDD

By Cara
at 2014-10-27T12:05

很好懂啊哪邊看不懂

By Susan
at 2014-10-29T03:39

有笑

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-30T19:14

靠北超好笑XDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2014-11-01T10:49

一開始還開燈關燈的~ 後來了解超好笑 XDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2014-11-03T02:24

故意插錯動~~~

By Catherine
at 2014-11-04T17:58

我反應慢了點但也懂了 XDDDD 這算是激將法嗎?

By Susan
at 2014-11-06T09:33

有笑有推

By Tom
at 2014-11-08T01:08

-'-

By George
at 2014-11-09T16:43

可以變JOKE了

By Eden
at 2014-11-11T08:17

激將法好招

By Ophelia
at 2014-11-12T23:52

有笑到

By Joseph
at 2014-11-14T15:27

下次試試看ˇ...... 阿我沒女友....

By Brianna
at 2014-11-16T07:02

不懂的都沒女友

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-11-17T22:36

哈有笑有推

By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-19T14:11

甘他媽的每頁都一直開燈很煩耶

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-21T05:46

通常做了這樣的動作以後應該是 "看屁阿不爽可以不要幹"

By Iris
at 2014-11-22T21:21

淺顯易懂

By Lauren
at 2014-11-24T12:56

笑了

By Jacky
at 2014-11-26T04:30

給不懂的人一點牡蠣吧~~

By Christine
at 2014-11-27T20:05

有笑有推XD

By Bennie
at 2014-11-29T11:40

看推文才懂+1

By Hedy
at 2014-12-01T03:15

假裝不懂怒噓

By Eartha
at 2014-12-02T18:49

原來是這樣XDD

By Poppy
at 2014-12-04T10:24

很好笑耶XDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2014-12-06T01:59

懂了。超～超白癡的。

By Rosalind
at 2014-12-07T17:34

有笑

By Kelly
at 2014-12-09T09:08

秒懂這招好

By Poppy
at 2014-12-11T00:43

By Kama
at 2014-12-12T16:18

XDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2014-12-14T07:53

超好笑XDDD

By Leila
at 2014-12-15T23:28

反詐騙哈哈哈

開燈激戰 - 成人話題討論

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