開春第一砲? - 成人話題討論

By Elvira
at 2016-01-01T03:28
at 2016-01-01T03:28
Table of Contents
魯妹剛唱歌、打牌跟打撞球跨完年
捷運上無聊打開PTT看到如潮水的射了沒系列
但魯妹很好奇
大家都嘴開春第一砲
實際上打了開春第一砲的人有多少?
真的有人會願意犧牲看煙火或跟朋友瘋狂的時間來打砲嗎
打砲固然重要
可是跟朋友的社交也很重要啊
在捷運上很多閃光都睡成一團
真的回家還有力氣打砲嗎
魯妹是不知道啦
魯妹從來沒有在聖誕節跟跨年這兩天裡面剛好有男友
已經過了20個單身跨年…
我知道我在發廢文
因為看到一大堆情侶實在是太北爛了
補個西斯點
前天(12/30)去健身房健身
要回家的時候
我的機車旁邊的旁邊有一堆小情侶(應該還是學生)打的火熱
喇舌喇到女生腿軟在機車上
我盯著他們看
後來實在太……(?)就點了一根菸
還故意對他們吐煙
結果他們竟然忘我到都沒反應
後來魯妹一氣之下
就熄了菸騎車要走
臨走(?)前用機車大燈「不小心」照到他們
乖乖 男生已經開始摸女生大腿內側
我猜已經水漫水簾洞了
啊嘶
魯妹應該要拍下來或是喊噗累萬的
新的一年,魯妹還是會繼續發廢文繼續魯,
還請眾魯蛇溫拿,30cm葛格與E罩杯姐姐們高抬貴手、手下留情。
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