閃光覺得自己早洩 - 成人話題討論

By Queena
at 2015-03-20T10:11

Table of Contents

※ 引述《victoria1213 (Victoria)》之銘言：
: 各位30公分E奶大大
: 手機排版請見諒
: 前幾天愛愛的時候
: 換了新的保險套
: 應該是杜蕾斯的超薄款
: 換了第二個姿勢督沒幾下
: 閃光就趴在我身上說想射了…
: 其實真的有比平常快一點啦
: 可是我真的覺得還好不怎麼在意
: 可是閃光就一直悶悶的一整晚
: 甚至到隔天還在mur mur煩惱他是不是早洩
: 要不要看醫生之類的
: 不管我怎麼安慰都沒甚麼用
: 到底該怎麼做才能讓他相信他並沒有早洩呢……
: 發文不附圖此風不可長
: http://imgur.com/Q9WysrS
: 西斯首po還請多指教>/////<

幹，這個我內行的
叔叔教妳

讓你男友覺得自己很威猛

阿就那個啊
他跟妳舌吻的時候
妳親到一半，突然
抓住他的頭顱，用力抓
像九陰白骨爪那樣抓

然後悶哼一聲
用力之後隨即軟倒
當妳男友趕緊扶著妳，然後一頭霧水時
妳就輕輕地說...鼻鼻...人家到惹....

再來妳就伸出妳的雙腿
鉗住他的腰! 鉗住!
開始不規律顫抖

當你男友被嚇到想極力掙脫
妳就大喊
鼻鼻不要再動了!鼻鼻不要!
不要
不要不要
不要....啊啊啊啊又到了!!!!

再慢慢鬆開妳的腿
呈現m字型

接著自摸妳的下體
一邊摸一邊說
鼻鼻
我好喜歡你
你光站在那裡就讓我受不了惹
啊啊…不要站在那邊啊啊
不要
不要不要
討厭你為什麼要站在那邊
啊啊要收縮惹要收縮惹啊啊啊啊

妳要翻白眼
像條鯉魚一樣在床上彈跳

彈完後
再悠悠說出...你好壞...好壞(哭泣鼻音)
人家...人家今天很敏感...
三次了...人家已經高潮三次了...

此時
妳男友可能已經開始在泡茶
當他要喝下第一口

一定要大喊
鼻鼻那個不能喝下去!!
那個不能喝啊啊啊太羞恥了啊啊啊
啊啊啊你喝好大一口啊啊啊

講完後
在床上翻滾
然後累癱

妳看
妳男友是不是超爽超威猛的
都還沒有插入就讓妳升天四次

小小建議

如果還是不太懂
改天可以跟我老婆連絡
她演技派的
超強。

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Tags: 保險套

All Comments

By Puput
at 2015-03-22T09:30

馬哥親身經歷給你推

By Genevieve
at 2015-03-24T08:50

不你老婆是實力派老馬你很強的要相信自己!

By Ina
at 2015-03-26T08:09

這是悲劇嗎?

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-28T07:29

老馬開示了

By Olga
at 2015-03-30T06:48

馬爺這是三小XDDD

By Edith
at 2015-04-01T06:07

這是什麼..

By Valerie
at 2015-04-03T05:27

哈哈哈收穫不少XDD

By Tracy
at 2015-04-05T04:46

言下之意馬嫂都演的嗎

By Elma
at 2015-04-07T04:06

老馬文風轉變之大真讓人難以相信執教鞭

By Vanessa
at 2015-04-09T03:25

哈哈哈哈你變了

By Caroline
at 2015-04-11T02:45

每個威猛的男人背後都有個演技派的女人...

By Frederica
at 2015-04-13T02:04

多謝老馬指教了

By Margaret
at 2015-04-15T01:24

…… 感覺你好像演過

By Elizabeth
at 2015-04-17T00:43

最近壞掉了喔.....

By Elvira
at 2015-04-19T00:03

你踏碼是大法師附身嗎

By Kristin
at 2015-04-20T23:22

這真的太廢了

By Rachel
at 2015-04-22T22:42

馬爺壞掉惹...

By Ophelia
at 2015-04-24T22:01

想得奧斯卡想瘋了嗎......

By Sarah
at 2015-04-26T21:21

XDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2015-04-28T20:40

哈哈哈哈哈幹你在講三小

By Irma
at 2015-04-30T19:59

又看了一篇老馬的文章...啊啊啊要高潮了～

By Tom
at 2015-05-02T19:19

是豆豆女神啊啊啊要壞掉了啊啊啊~~

By Bethany
at 2015-05-04T18:38

哈哈哈哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2015-05-06T17:58

哥你老婆會演戲嗎? 哥: 超會,我都不知道她有演

By Candice
at 2015-05-08T17:17

比女優還女優

By Ivy
at 2015-05-10T16:37

阿就那個啊也太好笑XDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-05-12T15:56

這到底什麼小

By Ina
at 2015-05-14T15:16

幹超好笑XD

By Zora
at 2015-05-16T14:35

泡茶是什麼梗?

By Necoo
at 2015-05-18T13:55

幹這三小超展開啦哈哈哈現在都流行這樣就對了

By Ursula
at 2015-05-20T13:14

三小

By Tom
at 2015-05-22T12:34

鯉魚XD.好有畫面

By Delia
at 2015-05-24T11:53

幹哈哈哈哈

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-26T11:13

哈哈超廢

By Erin
at 2015-05-28T10:32

連續兩篇...小DP老馬你們是怎樣XDD

By Dora
at 2015-05-30T09:51

馬哥老婆真貼心

By Kristin
at 2015-06-01T09:11

連續兩篇讓我笑翻XD

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-03T08:30

By Lucy
at 2015-06-05T07:50

靠北XD

By Jacky
at 2015-06-07T07:09

感恩老馬雷射老馬

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-06-09T06:29

大推

By Donna
at 2015-06-11T05:48

像條鯉魚一樣在床上彈跳XDD 這其實很耗體力耶

By Agatha
at 2015-06-13T05:08

做愛健身啊～

By Necoo
at 2015-06-15T04:27

幹笑翻哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Kelly
at 2015-06-17T03:47

鯉魚王

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-19T03:06

太有畫面笑翻了~~

By Audriana
at 2015-06-20T13:29

你老婆知道你說他演技派的嗎？

By Liam
at 2015-06-22T12:49

鯉魚躍龍門

By Quintina
at 2015-06-24T12:08

老馬壓力很大吼

By Candice
at 2015-06-26T11:28

好像是

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-28T10:47

太好笑啦哈哈

By Gary
at 2015-06-30T10:07

笑

By Andrew
at 2015-07-02T09:26

有畫面有推

By Rachel
at 2015-07-04T08:46

有笑有推

By Ursula
at 2015-07-06T08:05

老馬最近走不舉風呀~~~

By Ivy
at 2015-07-08T07:25

XDDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2015-07-10T06:44

老馬必推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2015-07-12T06:04

哈哈哈三小啦

By Yedda
at 2015-07-14T05:23

怎麼感覺我們兩個上班不認真在發廢文

By Wallis
at 2015-07-16T04:42

老馬壞掉惹嗎？

By Susan
at 2015-07-18T04:02

我在圖書館無聲笑到翻這是什麼啦XDDD

By Dora
at 2015-07-20T03:21

靠北超好笑

By Selena
at 2015-07-22T02:41

XDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2015-07-24T02:00

XDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-26T01:20

靠杯!!老馬今天滿分啊啊啊啊啊啊XDDD

By Isabella
at 2015-07-28T00:39

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹笑死了

By Elma
at 2015-07-29T23:59

靠北啊啊啊啊

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-31T23:18

幹這個很好笑

By John
at 2015-08-02T22:38

靠背我笑瘋了XDDD

By Zanna
at 2015-08-04T21:57

原來我老婆都是演的...；；

By Erin
at 2015-08-06T21:17

幹xddddddd

By Zanna
at 2015-08-08T20:36

鯉魚王使用：彈跳（什麼事都沒發生）

By Freda
at 2015-08-10T19:56

太生動了

By Joseph
at 2015-08-12T19:15

xdddd

By Lucy
at 2015-08-14T18:34

每次看老馬文章都笑翻

By Tracy
at 2015-08-16T17:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-18T17:13

你老婆到底知不知道你每天都在這發廢文啊www

By Iris
at 2015-08-20T16:33

喝茶是三小XDDD

By Adele
at 2015-08-22T15:52

現在你這篇讓我覺得我才是在發廢文

By Heather
at 2015-08-24T15:12

鯉魚我笑翻了

By Ursula
at 2015-08-26T14:31

三小啦XDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2015-08-28T13:51

幹……不得不說實在好笑

By Emily
at 2015-08-30T13:10

我怎麼聞到一股悲傷的味道...

By Isabella
at 2015-09-01T12:30

光看po文就到了

By Zora
at 2015-09-03T11:49

快笑死了XDXDXD

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-05T11:09

XDDD

By Steve
at 2015-09-07T10:28

老馬出品必屬佳品

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-09T09:48

悲傷的味道但超好笑XDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-09-11T09:07

有笑有推

By Oliver
at 2015-09-13T08:26

怎麼會這麼好笑...

By Kumar
at 2015-09-15T07:46

演技派 lol

By Wallis
at 2015-09-17T07:05

笑死了啦哈哈

By Lydia
at 2015-09-19T06:25

水桶拿來(蓋

By Kristin
at 2015-09-21T05:44

鯉魚彈跳好好笑XD

By Susan
at 2015-09-23T05:04

三小XD

By William
at 2015-09-25T04:23

超推的，優質文

By Harry
at 2015-09-27T03:43

笑翻給推

By Doris
at 2015-09-29T03:02

哈哈XD

By Susan
at 2015-10-01T02:22

哈哈哈哈這是什麼狀況啦

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-03T01:41

看完眼淚不自覺的滴下老婆你辛苦了O_Q

By Enid
at 2015-10-05T01:01

這假車禍吧你能體會被車假車禍司機的感受嗎QQ

By Zenobia
at 2015-10-07T00:20

這三小XDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-08T23:40

= = 先生..不好意思,我不喜歡茶,你要不要改成泡咖啡

By Doris
at 2015-10-10T22:59

哈哈哈

By Victoria
at 2015-10-12T22:18

狂笑!!!

By Andrew
at 2015-10-14T21:38

哈哈哈笑歪

By Ingrid
at 2015-10-16T20:57

有點猛欸

By Blanche
at 2015-10-18T20:17

可以不要讓上課的我發出淫穢的笑容嗎哈哈哈

By Cara
at 2015-10-20T19:36

太專業了

By Joe
at 2015-10-22T18:56

好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2015-10-24T18:15

推

By Rebecca
at 2015-10-26T17:35

XDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2015-10-28T16:54

太好笑XD

By Anonymous
at 2015-10-30T16:14

我前女友也是這樣....

By Delia
at 2015-11-01T15:33

有笑有推XDD

By Hardy
at 2015-11-03T14:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tracy
at 2015-11-05T14:12

這三小

By Charlotte
at 2015-11-07T13:32

為何知道你老婆那麼會演= =

By Emma
at 2015-11-09T12:51

有笑有推

By Heather
at 2015-11-11T12:10

喝茶那個是三小叮噹拉XD

By Olivia
at 2015-11-13T11:30

有笑有推

By Irma
at 2015-11-15T10:49

看到泡茶我嘴角就崩潰了

By Xanthe
at 2015-11-17T10:09

我笑了

By Leila
at 2015-11-19T09:28

老馬太專業了!!!!

By Lucy
at 2015-11-21T08:48

太靠北了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-11-23T08:07

XDD

By Liam
at 2015-11-25T07:27

只能推了

By Iris
at 2015-11-27T06:46

有猛有推

By Audriana
at 2015-11-29T06:06

為什麼有股淡淡的哀傷

By Frederic
at 2015-12-01T05:25

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2015-12-03T04:45

爆笑推

By Andrew
at 2015-12-05T04:04

看你的文都讓我自己覺得透頂綠綠的

By Lauren
at 2015-12-07T03:24

超爆笑的

By Heather
at 2015-12-09T02:43

三小這太好笑了

By Megan
at 2015-12-11T02:02

哈哈哈鯉魚王彈跳xdddddd

By Edwina
at 2015-12-13T01:22

有笑有推

By Regina
at 2015-12-15T00:41

XDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2015-12-17T00:01

有笑有推

By Olga
at 2015-12-18T23:20

By Susan
at 2015-12-20T22:40

是大法師

By Hazel
at 2015-12-22T21:59

高超演技派XDDD

By Callum
at 2015-12-24T21:19

可以借用你老婆一下嗎

By William
at 2015-12-26T20:38

幹，笑翻天耶

By Faithe
at 2015-12-28T19:58

你老婆可以去演八點檔了

By Dorothy
at 2015-12-30T19:17

為何讀到最後，看到一個訓練女優有成的導演呢？

By Elvira
at 2016-01-01T18:37

你老婆是莊園的妹妹嗎？

By Catherine
at 2016-01-03T17:56

幹笑到崩潰XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-01-05T17:16

哈哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2016-01-07T16:35

哈哈哈哈哈

By Noah
at 2016-01-09T15:54

這是起乩吧

By Kyle
at 2016-01-11T15:14

表情做作，略顯浮誇

By Delia
at 2016-01-13T14:33

老馬你這太生動了！

By Lauren
at 2016-01-15T13:53

太好笑

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-17T13:12

有笑有推XD

By Susan
at 2016-01-19T12:32

推大法師附身

By Michael
at 2016-01-21T11:51

男朋友都快被淹死了

By Brianna
at 2016-01-23T11:11

XDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2016-01-25T10:30

......果然，綠帽不是ㄧ天織成的

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-01-27T09:50

哈哈哈哈哈

By Puput
at 2016-01-29T09:09

金靠爸

By Belly
at 2016-01-31T08:29

悲劇XDDDD

By Poppy
at 2016-02-02T07:48

哈哈哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-04T07:08

老馬的經歷各種經典XDD

By Jacky
at 2016-02-06T06:27

鯉魚是三小XDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2016-02-08T05:46

推推

By Belly
at 2016-02-10T05:06

~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~

By Eartha
at 2016-02-12T04:25

知道在演會更沒勁！

By Frederic
at 2016-02-14T03:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2016-02-16T03:04

太有畫面啦XDD

By Isabella
at 2016-02-18T02:24

By Steve
at 2016-02-20T01:43

出場跟結束都太油了，多些內心戲，才能問鼎奧斯卡

By Tracy
at 2016-02-22T01:03

專業清新西斯板

By Vanessa
at 2016-02-24T00:22

哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2016-02-25T23:42

哈哈~這也太豪洨了吧!

By Ina
at 2016-02-27T23:01

感覺很有搞頭阿我去跟我女友說XD

By Doris
at 2016-02-29T22:21

這啥洨哈哈

By Delia
at 2016-03-02T21:40

只能推了

By Jacob
at 2016-03-04T21:00

XDDDDD 幹笑翻

By Robert
at 2016-03-06T20:19

有笑有推

By Tracy
at 2016-03-08T19:38

幹還沒下班笑到流淚

By Jacob
at 2016-03-10T18:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-03-12T18:17

好笑給推！

By Eden
at 2016-03-14T17:37

XDDDDD

By Damian
at 2016-03-16T16:56

鯉魚王www

By Connor
at 2016-03-18T16:16

……………

By Caroline
at 2016-03-20T15:35

所以是奧斯卡最佳女主角嗎

By Eartha
at 2016-03-22T14:55

還沒到這年紀 …無法體會

By George
at 2016-03-24T14:14

幹有好笑到

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-26T13:34

幹三小wwwwww

By William
at 2016-03-28T12:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-03-30T12:13

幹這到底三小阿? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-04-01T11:32

有種綠綠的感覺...

By Dora
at 2016-04-03T10:52

有笑有推

By Daph Bay
at 2016-04-05T10:11

.............................

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-04-07T09:30

哈哈哈哈幹

By Jack
at 2016-04-09T08:50

XDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-04-11T08:09

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈壓力很大

By Kyle
at 2016-04-13T07:29

我看了。。三小

By Mason
at 2016-04-15T06:48

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2016-04-17T06:08

九陰白骨爪就笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-04-19T05:27

哈哈哈哈哈，好好笑

By Quanna
at 2016-04-21T04:47

大法師？

By Tracy
at 2016-04-23T04:06

謝老馬的教導

By Iris
at 2016-04-25T03:26

男生就是需要虛榮感優越感啊xD重要的是舒服開心就好

By Brianna
at 2016-04-27T02:45

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-04-29T02:05

老馬這篇真的太廢太好笑了

By Zenobia
at 2016-05-01T01:24

謝謝

By Hedy
at 2016-05-03T00:44

1鯉魚那段給推 XDD

By Megan
at 2016-05-05T00:03

廢到笑

By Ivy
at 2016-05-06T23:22

教壞小孩,此風不可長

By Poppy
at 2016-05-08T22:42

太好笑了~哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-10T22:01

...wwwww

By Emily
at 2016-05-12T21:21

怎麼可以這麼好笑

By Zora
at 2016-05-14T20:40

阿阿阿!!鼻鼻不要站那邊XDDDD

By Edwina
at 2016-05-16T20:00

笑翻XDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2016-05-18T19:19

泡茶XDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-05-20T18:39

推演技派 XDDDD

By Freda
at 2016-05-22T17:58

到鯉魚那我就守不住了

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-24T17:18

哈哈哈哈靠腰ㄛ

By Yedda
at 2016-05-26T16:37

媽呀~~這太好笑了啦~~~

By Victoria
at 2016-05-28T15:57

鯉魚XDDDDD

By Callum
at 2016-05-30T15:16

絕命六龜葡萄~~

By Isla
at 2016-06-01T14:36

鯉魚王當初的構想是你給的嗎哈哈哈

By Callum
at 2016-06-03T13:55

哈哈

By Yuri
at 2016-06-05T13:14

被發到卡提諾了...

By Jacob
at 2016-06-07T12:34

幹你媽的......

By Quintina
at 2016-06-09T11:53

哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2016-06-11T11:13

哈哈哈哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈

By Irma
at 2016-06-13T10:32

XDDD

By Faithe
at 2016-06-15T09:52

U質好文

By Emily
at 2016-06-17T09:11

老馬壞掉惹XDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-19T08:31

他媽的真是廢到爆xD

By Ethan
at 2016-06-21T07:50

廢

By Agnes
at 2016-06-23T07:10

馬的廢到笑

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-25T06:29

笑翻推老馬xdddddd

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-27T05:49

毋忘再舉

By Zora
at 2016-06-29T05:08

友校友推

By Regina
at 2016-07-01T04:28

有笑有推

By Ula
at 2016-07-03T03:47

老馬的文都超好笑的XDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2016-07-05T03:06

喔賣尬實在太好笑了

By Catherine
at 2016-07-07T02:26

三小啦 XDDD

By Tracy
at 2016-07-09T01:45

太扯了

By Heather
at 2016-07-11T01:05

卡提諾...

By Rebecca
at 2016-07-13T00:24

笑死哈哈哈哈哈

By George
at 2016-07-14T23:44

演技派…………XD

By Catherine
at 2016-07-16T23:03

有笑給推

By Sarah
at 2016-07-18T22:23

有笑給推

By John
at 2016-07-20T21:42

演技派有笑有推XDDD

By Odelette
at 2016-07-22T21:02

啥啦XDDDDDDD

By Kyle
at 2016-07-24T20:21

實在太靠北了，喝茶是哪招啦

By Connor
at 2016-07-26T19:41

老馬XDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-28T19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2016-07-30T18:20

廢到笑XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-01T17:39

幹哈哈哈哈哈

By Irma
at 2016-08-03T16:58

XDDDD

By Erin
at 2016-08-05T16:18

綠光照頂XD XD XD

By Belly
at 2016-08-07T15:37

考...老馬大這篇

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-08-09T14:57

笑死了啦

By Frederic
at 2016-08-11T14:16

老馬這太廢了 XDDDD

By Eden
at 2016-08-13T13:36

啪答啪答啪答啪搭

By Madame
at 2016-08-15T12:55

樓上鯉魚跳動

By Irma
at 2016-08-17T12:15

醒醒吧你沒有……

By Christine
at 2016-08-19T11:34

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-21T10:54

馬哥的50道....

By Frederic
at 2016-08-23T10:13

幹我笑到噴飯

By Freda
at 2016-08-25T09:33

哈哈哈哈哈這啥鬼

By Charlie
at 2016-08-27T08:52

先推再說

By Steve
at 2016-08-29T08:12

笑死我了以為是在joke版

By Frederic
at 2016-08-31T07:31

每個威猛的男人背後都有個演技派的女人...

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-02T06:50

老馬這太北爛了XDDD

By Lauren
at 2016-09-04T06:10

XDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2016-09-06T05:29

超好笑的XD

By Candice
at 2016-09-08T04:49

老馬很搞笑,是西斯板的主力. 嘴角已經上到耳根了!

By Olga
at 2016-09-10T04:08

笑翻我了

By Frederic
at 2016-09-12T03:28

演技派

By Damian
at 2016-09-14T02:47

笑推xD

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