都約到家裡了沒上到很蠢嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-12-24T15:34

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講到這件事不禁讓我想起我二專那年所發生的事

自滿18歲後我就搬離開家自己一個人住

老實說我自認自己異性緣蠻好的

再加上當時又是熱舞社長超多學妹為我瘋狂

某一晚在一場hip-hop成果發表結束

有個小師妹說要表演的音樂叫我幫她燒一片光碟

於是我便騎機車載她到我的住處弄音蒂....阿..不..是音樂

我們兩坐在電腦螢幕前看著youtube上面許多不錯的hip-hop影片

影片裡有雙人舞跳的非常好!!!

我們也就開始學著影片裡的每一個動作跳起舞了

不知道是從什麼時候開始的本來手是摸在她的腰上

結果不知不覺就慢慢滑到了胸部.....還有....三角處

因為剛剛有跳舞的關係我們身上流了許多汗

我提議兩人一起去洗澡她很害羞堅持分開洗

後來我就先進去浴室洗澡了可能是性衝動的關係吧

這次我洗澡洗的比較快XDDDDD

我洗完澡了換小師妹進去洗澡了......

這是第一次有女孩子在我住處洗澡

聽到浴室裡水滴的聲音我的心...莫名的興奮

當我興奮到一個頂點時忽然間浴室傳來一聲尖叫聲!!!

我趕緊跑到門邊問她『怎麼了怎麼了發生什麼事?!』

她吼了一句超大聲的『幹!!!! 你剛剛大便為什麼不沖水!!!』

對不起我在洗澡前有時會很想拉屎.....

拉完屎我都會想說等等再沖水因為我住處水壓很小

我要是一沖水...等等蓮蓬頭的水會變很小很小

這樣洗澡會很不好洗.....

當然~ 她沒聽我以上的這些解釋

那一晚....我們都很尷尬.....也什麼都沒做.....

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By John
at 2011-12-25T14:25

.............

By Freda
at 2011-12-26T13:17

沒沖水就想衝洞

By Oliver
at 2011-12-27T12:08

沒沖水廁所很臭吧

By Yedda
at 2011-12-28T11:00

有笑有推

By Lydia
at 2011-12-29T09:51

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By Zora
at 2011-12-30T08:43

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By Odelette
at 2011-12-31T07:34

有笑有推

By Ivy
at 2012-01-01T06:26

有笑有推大便要記得沖水(筆記)

By Jacob
at 2012-01-02T05:17

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at 2012-01-03T04:09

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By Genevieve
at 2012-01-04T03:00

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By Jake
at 2012-01-05T01:52

XDDDD

By Enid
at 2012-01-06T00:43

一坨大便害人不淺

By Rachel
at 2012-01-06T23:35

我覺得可以轉JOKE版XDD

By Annie
at 2012-01-07T22:26

...........沒沖水就想衝洞

By Wallis
at 2012-01-08T21:18

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By Dinah
at 2012-01-09T20:09

lol

By Hedda
at 2012-01-10T19:01

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By Jacky
at 2012-01-11T17:52

有笑有推

By George
at 2012-01-12T16:44

有笑有推

By Carol
at 2012-01-13T15:35

甲上

By Odelette
at 2012-01-14T14:27

小學妹:一沱大便救惹我的貞操

By Liam
at 2012-01-15T13:18

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By John
at 2012-01-16T12:10

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at 2012-01-17T11:01

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By Barb Cronin
at 2012-01-18T09:53

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By Kyle
at 2012-01-19T08:45

幾霸婚

By Kyle
at 2012-01-20T07:36

年度最慘...

By Lauren
at 2012-01-21T06:28

永和人推

By Jacky
at 2012-01-22T05:19

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By Elizabeth
at 2012-01-23T04:11

一坨屎引發的血案....

By Faithe
at 2012-01-24T03:02

XD借轉

By Zora
at 2012-01-25T01:54

你那駝屎救了這一篇廢文XDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2012-01-26T00:45

XDDDD

By Bethany
at 2012-01-26T23:37

By Ingrid
at 2012-01-27T22:28

朝聖一下!!!

By Agnes
at 2012-01-28T21:20

太瞎啦...

By Eden
at 2012-01-29T20:11

你這篇安慰了這時候還在線上的鄉民

By Zora
at 2012-01-30T19:03

蠢到我想噓你馬的

By Zora
at 2012-01-31T17:54

By Agatha
at 2012-02-01T16:46

有笑有推

By Agatha
at 2012-02-02T15:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太慘了啦....

By Vanessa
at 2012-02-03T14:29

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By Christine
at 2012-02-04T13:20

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By Tracy
at 2012-02-05T12:12

你把這當joke嗎?

By Dora
at 2012-02-06T11:03

q7897894帶女人回家千萬別先拉屎

By Edwina
at 2012-02-07T09:55

哈哈哈哈哈哈幹笑死了

By Daph Bay
at 2012-02-08T08:46

我要在你的馬桶蓋上面寫個慘字xddddddd

By Isla
at 2012-02-09T07:38

發人深省

By Harry
at 2012-02-10T06:29

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By Carol
at 2012-02-11T05:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2012-02-12T04:12

By Charlie
at 2012-02-13T03:04

好胎哥

By Charlie
at 2012-02-14T01:55

朝聖

By Rae
at 2012-02-15T00:47

三小啦........................

By Quintina
at 2012-02-15T23:38

變成shit文更

By Freda
at 2012-02-16T22:30

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By Rosalind
at 2012-02-17T21:22

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By Jessica
at 2012-02-18T20:13

大便誤我一生

By Jake
at 2012-02-19T19:05

也許這大便救了你一生也不一定

By Belly
at 2012-02-20T17:56

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By Elizabeth
at 2012-02-21T16:48

等水箱注滿後水壓就恢復正常了吧.....................

By Mary
at 2012-02-22T15:39

幹!!!! 你剛剛大便為什麼不沖水!!!

By Christine
at 2012-02-23T14:31

太好笑了

By Lily
at 2012-02-24T13:22

學妹:學長早說啊~ 原來你喜歡這一味 (抹~

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-02-25T12:14

看作當時又是熱褲社長

By William
at 2012-02-26T11:05

會講幹的女？可以吃吧？？就繼續撫摸阿～～

By William
at 2012-02-27T09:57

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By Rachel
at 2012-02-28T08:48

XDDDDDD 我笑不停

By Jake
at 2012-02-29T07:40

靠杯阿XDDDDD

By Elma
at 2012-03-01T06:31

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By Noah
at 2012-03-02T05:23

大便哥!!

By Catherine
at 2012-03-03T04:14

第一次聽到沒砲推的裡由是因為大便

By Olive
at 2012-03-04T03:06

雖然比阿三哥弱一點~~但大便哥的你還算有梗~~推

By Victoria
at 2012-03-05T01:57

嗯

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-03-06T00:49

悲糞...

By Odelette
at 2012-03-06T23:40

純推樓上XD

By Noah
at 2012-03-07T22:32

By Anonymous
at 2012-03-08T21:23

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By Olive
at 2012-03-09T20:15

大便哥服了你了XD

By Audriana
at 2012-03-10T19:06

哈哈哈太好笑了

By Lucy
at 2012-03-11T17:58

.........

By Ethan
at 2012-03-12T16:49

XDDDDD

By Freda
at 2012-03-13T15:41

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都約到家裡了沒上到很蠢嗎? - 成人話題討論

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