那個職業的人最常約砲 - 成人話題討論

By Lydia
at 2016-08-01T12:14
at 2016-08-01T12:14
Table of Contents
: 小妹我是沒有 大概也不會約喇
: 只是經常能夠耳聞某些朋友的朋友有類似經驗
: 如果屏除以約砲為職業的人及學生以外
: 不知道平均上 或大家印象中
: 那個職業的人最常約砲呢?
大學生阿
從小性知識薄弱,A片背的滾瓜爛熟背
整天肛來肛去,女生看到都嘛躲遠遠
到了大學開始放縱
早上起床趁晨勃馬上幹身邊裸體女友
出門吃早餐看到老闆娘想幹她
去學校看到系所行政助教想插她
上課旁邊同學穿比較短而已就想姦她
中午吃飯學姊邀家聚就想家聚後要上她
下午課後社團辦公室看到學妹蹦蹦跳跳
腦子裡浮現她光著身體在上面搖來搖去
傍晚跟同學一起吃飯
同學馬子好像比較正胸部比較大
SOD劇情不斷在腦海中浮現
最好把好友灌醉然後趁機上他女友
買個飲料看到人家五十嵐女T店員
就野蠻地想把人家掰直
幻想人家制服下是一對E奶
去便利商店想到前天網路上有照片流出
就在那邊幻想人家店員找錢時摳到手
是在性暗示約砲,待會等人家下班就約
回到宿舍女友不在家
打手機才知道女友臨時跟家人有約
突然在家晚上變得好空
把一整天性幻想對象好好想一輪
左思右想評估之後
決定約早餐店老闆娘最有機會成功
跑去人家店前面東看西看
人家在休息當然不會在
只好跑去便利商店偷瞄女店員屁股
心想四下無人就直接從後面環抱
滿嘴輕佻戲弄人家女店員
人家女店員出於無奈只好哈哈應對
沒想到過了兩點
女店員男友來接,靠壯的跟牛一下
懶覺馬上縮一半
繼續去早餐店看看老闆娘有沒有出來
在外面蹲著餵蚊子蹲到四點
老闆娘終於出來準備
一直跟她搭訕才發現人家都不理會
懶覺翹了一整晚
什麼都約不到
走在路上連母狗經過都在吠
拖著疲憊身軀回到宿舍
想說女友咧不是說晚上會回來嗎?
突然覺得自己女友最好
床上配合床下又乖巧
覺得自己每次都背著女友約砲
試了這麼多次也只有學校理髮部52歲
徐娘半老女老闆願意親嘴跟打手槍
外面有人開門阿是女友
趕緊出去接女友想說來個擁抱
沒想到門一打開
社團學弟跟女友在擁吻
女友看到了嚇的推開學弟
馬上跑到自己男友懷裡說:
「就是他,社團學弟,昨晚性侵我。」
end.
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: 只是經常能夠耳聞某些朋友的朋友有類似經驗
: 如果屏除以約砲為職業的人及學生以外
: 不知道平均上 或大家印象中
: 那個職業的人最常約砲呢?
大學生阿
從小性知識薄弱,A片背的滾瓜爛熟背
整天肛來肛去,女生看到都嘛躲遠遠
到了大學開始放縱
早上起床趁晨勃馬上幹身邊裸體女友
出門吃早餐看到老闆娘想幹她
去學校看到系所行政助教想插她
上課旁邊同學穿比較短而已就想姦她
中午吃飯學姊邀家聚就想家聚後要上她
下午課後社團辦公室看到學妹蹦蹦跳跳
腦子裡浮現她光著身體在上面搖來搖去
傍晚跟同學一起吃飯
同學馬子好像比較正胸部比較大
SOD劇情不斷在腦海中浮現
最好把好友灌醉然後趁機上他女友
買個飲料看到人家五十嵐女T店員
就野蠻地想把人家掰直
幻想人家制服下是一對E奶
去便利商店想到前天網路上有照片流出
就在那邊幻想人家店員找錢時摳到手
是在性暗示約砲,待會等人家下班就約
回到宿舍女友不在家
打手機才知道女友臨時跟家人有約
突然在家晚上變得好空
把一整天性幻想對象好好想一輪
左思右想評估之後
決定約早餐店老闆娘最有機會成功
跑去人家店前面東看西看
人家在休息當然不會在
只好跑去便利商店偷瞄女店員屁股
心想四下無人就直接從後面環抱
滿嘴輕佻戲弄人家女店員
人家女店員出於無奈只好哈哈應對
沒想到過了兩點
女店員男友來接,靠壯的跟牛一下
懶覺馬上縮一半
繼續去早餐店看看老闆娘有沒有出來
在外面蹲著餵蚊子蹲到四點
老闆娘終於出來準備
一直跟她搭訕才發現人家都不理會
懶覺翹了一整晚
什麼都約不到
走在路上連母狗經過都在吠
拖著疲憊身軀回到宿舍
想說女友咧不是說晚上會回來嗎?
突然覺得自己女友最好
床上配合床下又乖巧
覺得自己每次都背著女友約砲
試了這麼多次也只有學校理髮部52歲
徐娘半老女老闆願意親嘴跟打手槍
外面有人開門阿是女友
趕緊出去接女友想說來個擁抱
沒想到門一打開
社團學弟跟女友在擁吻
女友看到了嚇的推開學弟
馬上跑到自己男友懷裡說:
「就是他,社團學弟,昨晚性侵我。」
end.
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