邀約der理由 - 成人話題討論

By Zora
at 2018-06-03T17:49

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安安快下班惹

來問問大家一個問題

如果你/妳被邀約/邀約別人

你會用/接受什麼理由呢？

1.來看我癢der雞雞/我想看你癢der雞雞
2.來看我家貓主子/我想被收編
3.來看我家狗狗/我想看狗狗
4.一起學做菜/教我做菜
5.一起品新入手的好酒
6.其他

目前以討論居家/租屋等等的室內場所

老實說如果約我3應該很有吸引力
如果約4我絕對不會打砲會很認真教/學
如果約1應該直接封鎖(?

如果2.......pass XDDDDD
犬派的站粗乃!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tags: 成人

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By Irma
at 2018-06-06T14:11

https://i.imgur.com/xzyWIla.jpg 自豪ㄉ打拋豬

By Linda
at 2018-06-09T10:34

要來看狗狗嗎

By Heather
at 2018-06-12T06:57

https://i.imgur.com/W2KXSrz.jpg自豪ㄉ飯糰&醃黃瓜

By Charlie
at 2018-06-15T03:19

原po要來我家看狗狗ㄇ

By Oscar
at 2018-06-17T23:42

要不要來我家打魔物獵人A_A

By Anonymous
at 2018-06-20T20:04

https://i.imgur.com/5SNDrwF.jpg 自豪ㄉ鹽酥雞

By Hedda
at 2018-06-23T16:27

要來看狗狗嗎？我是小狼狗

By Ula
at 2018-06-26T12:49

玉蘭花

By Agnes
at 2018-06-29T09:12

那個鹹酥雞看起來好棒ㄛ可惡

By Lauren
at 2018-07-02T05:34

除了看貓，其他都好啊！犬派+1

By Emily
at 2018-07-05T01:57

來我家看我扮黑貓

By Ida
at 2018-07-07T22:19

看完推文..好餓

By Mary
at 2018-07-10T18:42

來我家吃貓糧嗎

By Susan
at 2018-07-13T15:05

Sy 寄了回我

By Connor
at 2018-07-16T11:27

4的話我可以!!!!在廚房>\\\<

By Kristin
at 2018-07-19T07:50

By Steve
at 2018-07-22T04:12

買個書吧。

By Christine
at 2018-07-25T00:35

By Quintina
at 2018-07-27T20:57

看狗狗的ㄐㄐ~ 還好手機網速慢…果然滿滿的美食圖！

By Agatha
at 2018-07-30T17:20

握有狗也沒有用啊哭哭

By Caitlin
at 2018-08-02T13:42

來我家看蟑螂

By Leila
at 2018-08-05T10:05

2，4，5貓派路過...

By Mason
at 2018-08-08T06:28

https://i.imgur.com/NFeJJs4.jpg
犬派！！！！！！

By Yedda
at 2018-08-11T02:50

By Jacob
at 2018-08-13T23:13

https://imgur.com/a/ECbDtcS 貓貓不讓妳玩遊戲

By Andy
at 2018-08-16T19:35

我家有四隻狗狗啦！

By Enid
at 2018-08-19T15:58

我狗也狗派～

By Cara
at 2018-08-22T12:20

https://i.imgur.com/iAIArvw.jpg 4的做菜我也可以<3

By William
at 2018-08-25T08:43

兩隻馬爾一隻土狗，外加一條單身狗

By Agatha
at 2018-08-28T05:05

來我家玩貓咪

By Belly
at 2018-08-31T01:28

4 小喬叫我做菜(拉衣角
教啦啊啊啊啊

By Andy
at 2018-09-02T21:50

來我家看有隻單身狗der雞雞很癢

By Anthony
at 2018-09-05T18:13

貓派來了

By Oscar
at 2018-09-08T14:36

小喬一起看狗狗~~

By Lydia
at 2018-09-11T10:58

汪：來我家看我的狗奴

By Donna
at 2018-09-14T07:21

還有7

By Ethan
at 2018-09-17T03:43

假約炮真聊天

By Oscar
at 2018-09-20T00:06

來看我家狗狗私我 https://i.imgur.com/ltJHwe0.jpg

By Brianna
at 2018-09-22T20:28

我貓派

By Agatha
at 2018-09-25T16:51

報名345

By Joseph
at 2018-09-28T13:13

韓式牛小排ok嗎 https://i.imgur.com/2Jt8k8k.jpg

By Rae
at 2018-10-01T09:36

3絕對秒答應！！4跟你一樣會專心做菜xdd

By Eden
at 2018-10-04T05:59

東西外帶去我家吃吧

By Hazel
at 2018-10-07T02:21

https://i.imgur.com/eV2TgD7.jpg

By Enid
at 2018-10-09T22:44

好多吃的看的我好餓

By Quintina
at 2018-10-12T19:06

2、3我都會中欸對動物沒有抵抗力但看臉清醒一點

By Steve
at 2018-10-15T15:29

我家有一隻柴犬一隻橘貓，要來我家喝我剛從日本帶回來
的梅酒順便玩寵物嗎，我可以教你做幾道好吃的下酒菜喔

By Irma
at 2018-10-18T11:51

好ㄘ好ㄘ

By John
at 2018-10-21T08:14

樓上專業

By Elvira
at 2018-10-24T04:36

我不吃牛ㄉ上面牛肉通通pass

By Frederic
at 2018-10-27T00:59

發現專業人士XDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2018-10-29T21:21

喬不ㄘ牛哦…

By Adele
at 2018-11-01T17:44

要來我家看貓嗎？ https://i.imgur.com/vcKxsOS.jpg

By Hardy
at 2018-11-04T14:07

樓上喵喵是黑噗噗欸 -//////-

By Regina
at 2018-11-07T10:29

是小喬～我覺得用寵物都蠻有用的哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2018-11-10T06:52

我約6 我服務你就好

By Lydia
at 2018-11-13T03:14

要來我家喝龍舌蘭嗎？—選我正解

By Hedwig
at 2018-11-15T23:37

那個鹽酥雞!!!!!!可以帶鹽酥雞來我家看狗狗嗎>//<

By Andrew
at 2018-11-18T19:59

白白我家狗狗也能帶去你家嗎

By Ingrid
at 2018-11-21T16:22

我感冒了可以過來幫我煮粥送藥嗎

By Emily
at 2018-11-24T12:44

可以可以這個很可以

By Bennie
at 2018-11-27T09:07

話說上面真的都一些專業的XDDDDD

By Regina
at 2018-11-30T05:30

還有一個夠兒子
https://i.imgur.com/WBjCxYC.jpg

By William
at 2018-12-03T01:52

宅男只有電玩（遠目

By George
at 2018-12-05T22:15

鹽酥雞，太美味了! 尤其是搭配滿滿的蒜片… 絕配，再來一
手～阿斯

By Faithe
at 2018-12-08T18:37

6. 想要妳下麵給我吃

By Daph Bay
at 2018-12-11T15:00

健太的鹹酥雞超可口的

By Emma
at 2018-12-14T11:22

我也想ㄘ鹹酥雞QQ

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-12-17T07:45

4或5

By Olive
at 2018-12-20T04:07

https://i.imgur.com/dcRymAf.jpg

By Elizabeth
at 2018-12-23T00:30

不約...可是想吃打拋豬可以嗎

By Oliver
at 2018-12-25T20:52

2345我都可以

By Ina
at 2018-12-28T17:15

4、5可我4男生XD

By Sarah
at 2018-12-31T13:38

打拋豬會辣嗎，不喜歡吃辣，有個會下廚的女友真好

By Elizabeth
at 2019-01-03T10:00

可是我是柴柴派

By Puput
at 2019-01-06T06:23

可以讓我帶便當嘛？

By Joseph
at 2019-01-09T02:45

https://i.imgur.com/Y4PZOst.jpg 喜歡狗狗的都給我
過來哦！

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-11T23:08

Good

By Puput
at 2019-01-14T19:30

https://i.imgur.com/nb29Adb.jpg

By Jake
at 2019-01-17T15:53

http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1519403373.A.39F.html

By Zora
at 2019-01-20T12:15

來教人家健身幫補嘛～～

By Selena
at 2019-01-23T08:38

樓樓上椒麻雞也好好吃！！

By Sandy
at 2019-01-26T05:01

https://i.imgur.com/uMqOlE7.jpg

By Candice
at 2019-01-29T01:23

喝酒還有可能，4絕對不會

By Ingrid
at 2019-01-31T21:46

這幾天下面都硬硬ㄉ

By Yuri
at 2019-02-03T18:08

看哪!是褲檔裡的吉娃娃!

By Heather
at 2019-02-06T14:31

姆斯對JR說「這次你真的可以射」你覺得呢？

By Lily
at 2019-02-09T10:53

哈士奇hen可以

By Mia
at 2019-02-12T07:16

4的話我也會很專心在廚房欸哈哈哈

By Caroline
at 2019-02-15T03:38

fashion竟然把小哈的double coat剃掉

By Damian
at 2019-02-18T00:01

By Lily
at 2019-02-20T20:23

我可以去尼家看狗狗嗎

By Yedda
at 2019-02-23T16:46

6.來互相傷害啊

By Connor
at 2019-02-26T13:09

4或5 拜託教我做菜

By Yedda
at 2019-03-01T09:31

我是妳的狗狗，快來帶我回家>////<

By Cara
at 2019-03-04T05:54

學做菜吧會下廚的男生太吸引人

By Dora
at 2019-03-07T02:16

樓上正妹但很難接近XD

By Iris
at 2019-03-09T22:39

樓上我中壢阿基師

By Joe
at 2019-03-12T19:01

你是中立 Ah Jizz 吧

By Doris
at 2019-03-15T15:24

鹽酥雞看起來好ㄘ求食譜

By Candice
at 2019-03-18T11:46

https://i.imgur.com/u6k1RUy.jpg 來看我家的猛獸和大
烏龜決鬥

By Catherine
at 2019-03-21T08:09

來我家打電動

By Annie
at 2019-03-24T04:32

喜歡鹽酥雞的通通找我我鹽酥雞中盤

By Kumar
at 2019-03-27T00:54

一起吃宵夜也很棒啊選哪種只能外帶的店嘻嘻嘻

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-03-29T21:17

樓上走吧吃宵夜囉

By Elma
at 2019-04-01T17:39

By Erin
at 2019-04-04T14:02

https://i.imgur.com/xipUZz8.jpg

By Hedy
at 2019-04-07T10:24

狗狗很可以！

By Connor
at 2019-04-10T06:47

樓上家的金金好古追

By Jacob
at 2019-04-13T03:09

.....................我覺得這文章很過分Q口Q

By Hazel
at 2019-04-15T23:32

可惡我只有6

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-04-18T19:54

https://i.imgur.com/A4K8k8M.jpg 我家仔仔等妳來

By Delia
at 2019-04-21T16:17

https://i.imgur.com/8LmyuiI.jpg

By Ethan
at 2019-04-24T12:40

肯定選一，時間很寶貴的，直來直往不好嗎

By Elizabeth
at 2019-04-27T09:02

來我家看青蛙跳

By Mason
at 2019-04-30T05:25

好看你青蛙跳我自己也青蛙跳

By William
at 2019-05-03T01:47

我都問人家要不要去家樂福

By Edwina
at 2019-05-05T22:10

我是狗狗要來看我嗎

By Adele
at 2019-05-08T18:32

貼照片的不桶一桶嗎都沒經過那些食物本人同意

By Carol
at 2019-05-11T14:55

6.May show gun more?

By Jessica
at 2019-05-14T11:17

4
不如聊聊星座、興趣吧不能只有打砲啊

By Dinah
at 2019-05-17T07:40

喬姐又恢復單身了嗎？！

By Frederica
at 2019-05-20T04:03

根本美食串（餓）

By Charlotte
at 2019-05-23T00:25

柴犬可唷

By Sandy
at 2019-05-25T20:48

來我家玩我的尾巴♡

By Freda
at 2019-05-28T17:10

就直接約啊，還要什麼理由？

By Jessica
at 2019-05-31T13:33

https://i.imgur.com/NUNXTru.jpg

By Damian
at 2019-06-03T09:55

2.3.4都可以

By Jake
at 2019-06-06T06:18

要不要來看狗狗單身狗

By Madame
at 2019-06-09T02:40

0.0

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-06-11T23:03

推爆

By Irma
at 2019-06-14T19:25

動物之家領養率大增

By Faithe
at 2019-06-17T15:48

幹你知道半夜點開這個超餓的嗎？

By Tom
at 2019-06-20T12:11

我去幫你看看風水

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-23T08:33

犬派加1!!!!!!!!!

By Blanche
at 2019-06-26T04:56

犬派+1 二哈好可愛啊啊

By Ina
at 2019-06-29T01:18

還以為來到寵物板

By Ida
at 2019-07-01T21:41

犬派+1

By Sarah
at 2019-07-04T18:03

2或4

By Necoo
at 2019-07-07T14:26

請給我一打哈士奇！！！

By Elma
at 2019-07-10T10:48

以為來到美食版XD 會做菜真的好厲害

By Jacky
at 2019-07-13T07:11

來 https://i.imgur.com/zqCkBh5.jpg

By Connor
at 2019-07-16T03:34

要來看馬子狗嗎？

By Megan
at 2019-07-18T23:56

來研究刺青行了吧

By Elizabeth
at 2019-07-21T20:19

推文有貓我就推

By Isabella
at 2019-07-24T16:41

來我家看我的新刺青

By Lucy
at 2019-07-27T13:04

如果想約五十歲以上的，用要來我家泡茶嗎？

By Faithe
at 2019-07-30T09:26

By Wallis
at 2019-08-02T05:49

一起去運動會接受

By Vanessa
at 2019-08-05T02:11

https://i.imgur.com/Q34YoNT.jpg 狗兒子跟上

By Aaliyah
at 2019-08-07T22:34

小喬！雖然我不太會但我猜 2 3 都還不錯啦XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-08-10T18:56

明明就超可愛der～
https://i.imgur.com/zlmZ9F4.jpg

By Kelly
at 2019-08-13T15:19

直接問來我家炒飯吧！
https://imgur.com/noHbH9x

By Dinah
at 2019-08-16T11:42

推薦Tokaji Aszu 5 Puttonyos Disznókó 2008 不貴
口香滑。人在國外純推薦不用見面。

By Harry
at 2019-08-19T08:04

想吃那個飯糰...

By Candice
at 2019-08-22T04:27

https://i.imgur.com/6GWRHJY.jpg
貓起來！

By Sarah
at 2019-08-25T00:49

來我家大便我有免治馬桶

By Franklin
at 2019-08-27T21:12

https://i.imgur.com/uIs9JkW.jpg

By Lydia
at 2019-08-30T17:34

大頭狗ㄏㄏ

By Caroline
at 2019-09-02T13:57

https://i.imgur.com/AxCfDim.jpg

By Xanthe
at 2019-09-05T10:19

好多美食唷！！看了想吃啊XD

By Charlie
at 2019-09-08T06:42

By Rae
at 2019-09-11T03:05

單身狗路過...

By Hedwig
at 2019-09-13T23:27

https://i.imgur.com/sKrPR9B.jpg
不要偷幹我家主人

By Enid
at 2019-09-16T19:50

我教妳做菜，真心的

By Annie
at 2019-09-19T16:12

犬派+1

By Victoria
at 2019-09-22T12:35

性情像貓的犬派，喜歡熱情的狗狗

By Daph Bay
at 2019-09-25T08:57

因為想吃鐵板燒

By Daph Bay
at 2019-09-28T05:20

！

By Dorothy
at 2019-10-01T01:42

https://i.imgur.com/KmVa6hI.jpg

By Oscar
at 2019-10-03T22:05

http://i.imgur.com/Jdfb04i.jpg 我家狗狗乃

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