邀約der理由 - 成人話題討論

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-06-03T17:49

Table of Contents

安安 快下班惹

來問問大家一個問題

如果 你/妳 被邀約/邀約別人

你會 用/接受 什麼理由呢?

1.來看我癢der雞雞/我想看你癢der雞雞
2.來看我家貓主子/我想被收編
3.來看我家狗狗/我想看狗狗
4.一起學做菜/教我做菜
5.一起品新入手的好酒
6.其他

目前以討論居家/租屋等等的室內場所

老實說如果約我3應該很有吸引力
如果約4我絕對不會打砲會很認真教/學
如果約1應該直接封鎖(?

如果2.......pass XDDDDD
犬派的站粗乃!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tags: 成人

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Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-06-06T14:11
https://i.imgur.com/xzyWIla.jpg 自豪ㄉ打拋豬
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2018-06-09T10:34
要來看狗狗嗎
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2018-06-12T06:57
https://i.imgur.com/W2KXSrz.jpg自豪ㄉ飯糰&醃黃瓜
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-06-15T03:19
原po要來我家看狗狗ㄇ
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-06-17T23:42
要不要來我家打魔物獵人A_A
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-06-20T20:04
https://i.imgur.com/5SNDrwF.jpg 自豪ㄉ鹽酥雞
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-06-23T16:27
要來看狗狗嗎?我是小狼狗
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-06-26T12:49
玉蘭花
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-06-29T09:12
那個鹹酥雞看起來好棒ㄛ 可惡
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-07-02T05:34
除了看貓,其他都好啊! 犬派+1
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-07-05T01:57
來我家看我扮黑貓
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-07-07T22:19
看完推文..好餓
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-07-10T18:42
來我家吃貓糧嗎
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-07-13T15:05
Sy 寄了回我
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-07-16T11:27
4的話我可以!!!!在廚房>\\\<
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-07-19T07:50
4
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-07-22T04:12
買個書吧。
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-07-25T00:35
1
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-07-27T20:57
看狗狗的ㄐㄐ~ 還好手機網速慢…果然滿滿的美食圖!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-07-30T17:20
握有狗也沒有用啊哭哭
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-08-02T13:42
來我家看蟑螂
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2018-08-05T10:05
2,4,5貓派路過...
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-08-08T06:28
https://i.imgur.com/NFeJJs4.jpg
犬派!!!!!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2018-08-11T02:50
1
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-08-13T23:13
https://imgur.com/a/ECbDtcS 貓貓不讓妳玩遊戲
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-08-16T19:35
我家有四隻狗狗啦!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-08-19T15:58
我狗也狗派~
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2018-08-22T12:20
https://i.imgur.com/iAIArvw.jpg 4的做菜我也可以<3
William avatar
By William
at 2018-08-25T08:43
兩隻馬爾一隻土狗,外加一條單身狗
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-08-28T05:05
來我家玩貓咪
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-08-31T01:28
4 小喬叫我做菜(拉衣角
教啦啊啊啊啊
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-09-02T21:50
來我家看有隻單身狗der雞雞很癢
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-09-05T18:13
貓派來了
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-09-08T14:36
小喬一起看狗狗~~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-09-11T10:58
汪:來我家看我的狗奴
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-09-14T07:21
還有7
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-09-17T03:43
假約炮真聊天
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-09-20T00:06
來看我家狗狗私我 https://i.imgur.com/ltJHwe0.jpg
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-09-22T20:28
我貓派
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-09-25T16:51
報名345
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-09-28T13:13
韓式牛小排ok嗎 https://i.imgur.com/2Jt8k8k.jpg
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-10-01T09:36
3絕對秒答應!!4跟你一樣會專心做菜xdd
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-10-04T05:59
東西外帶去我家吃吧
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-10-07T02:21
https://i.imgur.com/eV2TgD7.jpg
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-10-09T22:44
好多吃的 看的我好餓
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-10-12T19:06
2、3我都會中欸 對動物沒有抵抗力但看臉清醒一點
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-10-15T15:29
我家有一隻柴犬一隻橘貓,要來我家喝我剛從日本帶回來
的梅酒順便玩寵物嗎,我可以教你做幾道好吃的下酒菜喔
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-10-18T11:51
好ㄘ好ㄘ
John avatar
By John
at 2018-10-21T08:14
樓上專業
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-10-24T04:36
我不吃牛ㄉ 上面牛肉通通pass
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-10-27T00:59
發現專業人士XDDDDDDDDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-10-29T21:21
喬不ㄘ牛哦…
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-11-01T17:44
要來我家看貓嗎? https://i.imgur.com/vcKxsOS.jpg
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2018-11-04T14:07
樓上喵喵是黑噗噗欸 -//////-
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2018-11-07T10:29
是小喬~ 我覺得用寵物都蠻有用的哈哈哈
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-11-10T06:52
我約6 我服務你就好
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-11-13T03:14
要來我家喝龍舌蘭嗎?—選我正解
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-11-15T23:37
那個鹽酥雞!!!!!!可以帶鹽酥雞來我家看狗狗嗎>//<
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-11-18T19:59
白白我家狗狗也能帶去你家嗎
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-11-21T16:22
我感冒了可以過來幫我煮粥送藥嗎
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-11-24T12:44
可以可以 這個很可以
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-11-27T09:07
話說上面真的都一些專業的XDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2018-11-30T05:30
還有一個夠兒子
https://i.imgur.com/WBjCxYC.jpg
William avatar
By William
at 2018-12-03T01:52
宅男只有電玩(遠目
George avatar
By George
at 2018-12-05T22:15
鹽酥雞,太美味了! 尤其是搭配滿滿的蒜片… 絕配,再來一
手~阿斯
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-12-08T18:37
6. 想要妳下麵給我吃
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2018-12-11T15:00
健太的鹹酥雞超可口的
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-12-14T11:22
我也想ㄘ鹹酥雞QQ
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-12-17T07:45
4或5
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-12-20T04:07
https://i.imgur.com/dcRymAf.jpg
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2018-12-23T00:30
不約...可是想吃打拋豬可以嗎
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-12-25T20:52
2345我都可以
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-12-28T17:15
4、5可我4男生XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-12-31T13:38
打拋豬會辣嗎,不喜歡吃辣,有個會下廚的女友真好
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-01-03T10:00
可是我是柴柴派
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-01-06T06:23
可以讓我帶便當嘛?
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-01-09T02:45
https://i.imgur.com/Y4PZOst.jpg 喜歡狗狗的都給我
過來哦!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-11T23:08
Good
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-01-14T19:30
https://i.imgur.com/nb29Adb.jpg
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-01-20T12:15
來教人家健身幫補嘛~~
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-01-23T08:38
樓樓上 椒麻雞也好好吃!!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-01-26T05:01
https://i.imgur.com/uMqOlE7.jpg
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-01-29T01:23
喝酒還有可能,4絕對不會
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-01-31T21:46
這幾天下面都硬硬ㄉ
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-02-03T18:08
看哪!是褲檔裡的吉娃娃!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-02-06T14:31
姆斯對JR說「這次你真的可以射」你覺得呢?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-02-09T10:53
哈士奇hen可以
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-02-12T07:16
4的話我也會很專心在廚房欸哈哈哈
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2019-02-15T03:38
fashion竟然把小哈的double coat剃掉
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-02-18T00:01
5
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-02-20T20:23
我可以去尼家看狗狗嗎
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-02-23T16:46
6.來互相傷害啊
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-02-26T13:09
4或5 拜託教我做菜
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-03-01T09:31
我是妳的狗狗,快來帶我回家>////<
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-03-04T05:54
學做菜吧 會下廚的男生太吸引人
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-03-07T02:16
樓上正妹 但很難接近XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-03-09T22:39
樓上我中壢阿基師
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-03-12T19:01
你是中立 Ah Jizz 吧
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-03-15T15:24
鹽酥雞看起來好ㄘ 求食譜
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-03-18T11:46
https://i.imgur.com/u6k1RUy.jpg 來看我家的猛獸和大
烏龜決鬥
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-03-21T08:09
來我家打電動
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-03-24T04:32
喜歡鹽酥雞的通通找我 我鹽酥雞中盤
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-03-27T00:54
一起吃宵夜也很棒啊 選哪種只能外帶的店 嘻嘻嘻
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-03-29T21:17
樓上走吧吃宵夜囉
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-04-01T17:39
6
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-04-04T14:02
https://i.imgur.com/xipUZz8.jpg
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-04-07T10:24
狗狗很可以!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-04-10T06:47
樓上家的金金好古追
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-04-13T03:09
.....................我覺得這文章很過分Q口Q
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-04-15T23:32
可惡 我只有6
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-04-18T19:54
https://i.imgur.com/A4K8k8M.jpg 我家仔仔等妳來
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-04-21T16:17
https://i.imgur.com/8LmyuiI.jpg
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-04-24T12:40
肯定選一,時間很寶貴的,直來直往不好嗎
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-04-27T09:02
來我家看青蛙跳
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-04-30T05:25
好 看你青蛙跳我自己也青蛙跳
William avatar
By William
at 2019-05-03T01:47
我都問人家要不要去家樂福
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-05-05T22:10
我是狗狗要來看我嗎
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-05-08T18:32
貼照片的不桶一桶嗎 都沒經過那些食物本人同意
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-05-11T14:55
6.May show gun more?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-05-14T11:17
4
不如聊聊星座、興趣吧 不能只有打砲啊
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2019-05-17T07:40
喬姐又恢復單身了嗎?!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-05-20T04:03
根本美食串(餓)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-05-23T00:25
柴犬可唷
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-05-25T20:48
來我家玩我的尾巴♡
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-05-28T17:10
就直接約啊,還要什麼理由?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-05-31T13:33
https://i.imgur.com/NUNXTru.jpg
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-06-03T09:55
2.3.4都可以
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-06-06T06:18
要不要來看狗狗 單身狗
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-06-09T02:40
0.0
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-06-11T23:03
推爆
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2019-06-14T19:25
動物之家領養率大增
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-06-17T15:48
幹你知道半夜點開這個超餓的嗎?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-06-20T12:11
我去幫你看看風水
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-23T08:33
犬派加1!!!!!!!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-06-26T04:56
犬派+1 二哈好可愛啊啊
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2019-06-29T01:18
還以為來到寵物板
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2019-07-01T21:41
犬派+1
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-07-04T18:03
2或4
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-07-07T14:26
請給我一打哈士奇!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-07-10T10:48
以為來到美食版XD 會做菜真的好厲害
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-07-13T07:11
https://i.imgur.com/zqCkBh5.jpg
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-07-16T03:34
要來看 馬子狗嗎?
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-07-18T23:56
來研究刺青行了吧
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-07-21T20:19
推文有貓我就推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-07-24T16:41
來我家看我的新刺青
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-07-27T13:04
如果想約五十歲以上的,用要來我家泡茶嗎?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-07-30T09:26
4
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-08-02T05:49
一起去運動會接受
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2019-08-05T02:11
https://i.imgur.com/Q34YoNT.jpg 狗兒子跟上
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2019-08-07T22:34
小喬! 雖然我不太會但我猜 2 3 都還不錯啦XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-08-10T18:56
明明就超可愛der~
https://i.imgur.com/zlmZ9F4.jpg
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-08-13T15:19
直接問來我家炒飯吧!
https://imgur.com/noHbH9x
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2019-08-16T11:42
推薦Tokaji Aszu 5 Puttonyos Disznókó 2008 不貴
口香滑。人在國外純推薦 不用見面。
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2019-08-19T08:04
想吃那個飯糰...
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-08-22T04:27
https://i.imgur.com/6GWRHJY.jpg
貓起來!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-08-25T00:49
來我家大便 我有免治馬桶
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-08-27T21:12
https://i.imgur.com/uIs9JkW.jpg
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-08-30T17:34
大頭狗ㄏㄏ
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2019-09-02T13:57
https://i.imgur.com/AxCfDim.jpg
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-09-05T10:19
好多美食唷!!看了想吃啊XD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-09-08T06:42
1
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-09-11T03:05
單身狗路過...
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2019-09-13T23:27
https://i.imgur.com/sKrPR9B.jpg
不要偷幹我家主人
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-09-16T19:50
我教妳做菜,真心的
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-09-19T16:12
犬派+1
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-09-22T12:35
性情像貓的犬派,喜歡熱情的狗狗
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-09-25T08:57
因為想吃鐵板燒
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-09-28T05:20
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2019-10-01T01:42
https://i.imgur.com/KmVa6hI.jpg
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-10-03T22:05
http://i.imgur.com/Jdfb04i.jpg 我家狗狗乃

包皮褪下來後的適應

Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2018-06-03T15:36
打給賀 小弟我因為沒受過正確的教育 所以小時候都一直沒把包皮褪下來洗 到長大之後開始正視這個問題 所以就自己努力的一天一天褪一點點 到現在可以完全褪下來 但是還是不敢去碰龜頭 不知道是不是因為20年沒見天日 所以敏感到碰了會有點不舒服的感覺(就是有點痛) 敢問各位割過包皮或是自己成功褪過包皮的大大都怎麼適 ...

比較喜歡剃毛還是沒剃

Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-06-03T11:54
剃毛需要衝動 但剃……就回不去了 習慣後兩三天洗澡時就順便處理一下 其實真的不麻煩 有些人說長的時候會癢 我倒是沒什麼感覺 約到的對象對於剃毛的反應 刺/不怕迷路/乾淨 西斯點…… 之前在某軟體約到一位牙助 也許是對方赴約前喝了些酒 放鬆的情況下搭配女上位服用 潮吹成就達成 當下的 ...

3女學生遭老師沒收內衣 逼透衣激凸一整

Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-06-03T09:16
3女學生遭老師沒收內衣 逼透衣激凸一整天 泰國有3名就讀中學2年級的女學生 因為被老師認為她們沒有加穿內搭衣,是違規行為 因此沒收3人的內衣,處罰她們透衣激凸一整天。 據泰國《khaosod》報導,這3名女學生穿上制服 但沒有加穿內搭衣,竟因此被老師「處罰」。 老師沒收3人的內衣,逼著她們「上空激凸」一 ...

為什麼會想要傳屌照給陌生人?

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By Damian
at 2018-06-03T03:30
https://youtu.be/xijzsyr_lrM MV的內衣太好看了,啊嘶 ______________________________ 大家好,我是家鄉槍。 關於屌照這檔事,在下也是略知一二。 “傳屌照” 是以前古代就以不同形式存在的文化 但我們今天不考古,也許睡醒再說。 傳 ...

為什麼會想要傳屌照給陌生人?

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By Hazel
at 2018-06-03T03:23
這個問題可以向上推到為什麼會有暴露狂的出沒? 兩個字,愉悅 很久以前有一個都市傳說 有時會接到陌生人打給你的訴苦電話 拉哩拉紮講一堆 彼此都不認識對方 也就可以肆無忌憚地講 傳屌照也4一樣的道理 可以滿足自身想要暴露的慾望 看的人又不知道鳥的主人是誰,鳥的主人也不怕被認出(機率太低了 ...