遇到很正的小姐 一下就射了 - 成人話題討論

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By Kama
at 2015-06-07T12:55

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您好,在下古亭國小Kobe

關於早洩的經驗在下也有幾次跟您分享

不過在下不是花錢約小姐而是約炮

記得那時候也是夏天

外面的蟬鳴在悶熱的午後令人覺得口乾舌燥

於是我打開電腦去聊天室約炮

過程就不贅述了

總之就是約到了

那天剛好家裡都沒人所以就請對方來到我家

門鈴響的時候我已經硬到不行

想說給對方一個驚喜就全裸去開門

結果

我實在太興奮了

一開門就射在對方腿上

我馬上說怎麼辦一下就射了怎麼玩

結果對方用嘴唇捂住了我的嘴

然後

在我耳邊用氣音說

沒關係


























我還沒射:)

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at 2016-10-19T00:31
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at 2016-10-22T11:46
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at 2016-11-08T20:00
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By Emma
at 2016-11-12T07:15
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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-15T18:30
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at 2016-11-19T05:44
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at 2016-11-22T16:59
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By Mia
at 2016-11-26T04:14
U文
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By Vanessa
at 2016-11-29T15:29
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at 2016-12-03T02:44
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By Freda
at 2016-12-06T13:59
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at 2016-12-10T01:13
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at 2016-12-13T12:28
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at 2016-12-16T23:43
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By Victoria
at 2016-12-23T22:13
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By Rae
at 2016-12-27T09:28
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By Emma
at 2016-12-30T20:42
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By Mason
at 2017-01-03T07:57
太神啦~~~~
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By Blanche
at 2017-01-10T06:27
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By Joseph
at 2017-01-13T17:42
第一次推甲文
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By Odelette
at 2017-01-17T04:57
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By Edwina
at 2017-01-20T16:11
我也猜到是甲文!哈哈!
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By Ivy
at 2017-01-24T03:26
這個有笑有推
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By Agatha
at 2017-01-27T14:41
哈哈我笑到射了
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By John
at 2017-01-31T01:56
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By Eden
at 2017-02-03T13:11
有笑有推
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By Lucy
at 2017-02-07T00:26
.........
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By Tracy
at 2017-02-10T11:40
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By Lydia
at 2017-02-13T22:55
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By Hardy
at 2017-02-17T10:10
幹 後勁好強XD
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By Eden
at 2017-02-20T21:25
大半夜看到這個,隔壁鄰居以為我中風了...
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By Olivia
at 2017-02-24T08:40
有笑有甲 給推XDD
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-27T19:55
有笑有推
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By Christine
at 2017-03-03T07:09
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By Daniel
at 2017-03-06T18:24
這好笑XDD
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By Olive
at 2017-03-10T05:39
靠北 哈哈 這殺小啦 XDDDD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2017-03-13T16:54
有笑有推
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By Ingrid
at 2017-03-17T04:09
XD
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By Vanessa
at 2017-03-20T15:24
好深層的恐懼
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By Olga
at 2017-03-24T02:38
XDDDDDD
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By Heather
at 2017-03-27T13:53
joke?
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By Zora
at 2017-03-31T01:08
XDXD 朝聖
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By Hedda
at 2017-04-03T12:23
靠背,有笑有推
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By Lydia
at 2017-04-06T23:38
....
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By Thomas
at 2017-04-10T10:53
好笑 推
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By Audriana
at 2017-04-13T22:07
哈哈哈,肛肛愉快
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By Oliver
at 2017-04-17T09:22
XD
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By Victoria
at 2017-04-20T20:37
有笑有推
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By Kyle
at 2017-04-24T07:52
飄出甲味
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By Catherine
at 2017-04-27T19:07
廢到笑,嘻嘻
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By Connor
at 2017-05-01T06:22
顆顆
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By Jake
at 2017-05-04T17:36
哈哈哈
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By Puput
at 2017-05-08T04:51
哈哈哈哈
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By Zenobia
at 2017-05-11T16:06
......
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By Hedwig
at 2017-05-15T03:21
....... 等等 樓上丁皇?
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By Emily
at 2017-05-18T14:36
ㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏ
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By Adele
at 2017-05-22T01:51
xDDDDD
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By Rebecca
at 2017-05-25T13:05
甲甲的好笑XD
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By Agatha
at 2017-05-29T00:20
快笑死我
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By Margaret
at 2017-06-01T11:35
幹 好笑耶
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By Xanthe
at 2017-06-04T22:50
甲到笑
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By Caroline
at 2017-06-08T10:05
幹最後那個笑臉太哭了XDDD
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By Doris
at 2017-06-11T21:20
Xdddd 幹
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By Ivy
at 2017-06-15T08:34
丁皇來希斯就是男人
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By Harry
at 2017-06-18T19:49
靠wwwwww
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By Kristin
at 2017-06-22T07:04
幹 只有我覺得好恐怖嗎
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By Ophelia
at 2017-06-25T18:19
XDD 好笑
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By Emma
at 2017-06-29T05:34
....
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By Donna
at 2017-07-02T16:49
......
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By Una
at 2017-07-06T04:03
不錯笑
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By Dora
at 2017-07-09T15:18
笑了
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By Donna
at 2017-07-13T02:33
幹 :) 害我笑翻
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By Jessica
at 2017-07-16T13:48
haha
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By Heather
at 2017-07-20T01:03
笑死

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By Mia
at 2015-06-07T12:23
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By Jessica
at 2015-06-07T09:29
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By Hedwig
at 2015-06-07T09:19
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By Lauren
at 2015-06-07T06:57
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