這炮打不得,該怎麼脫逃? - 成人話題討論

By Zora
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看了幾篇雷炮文,
想問有什麼好的方式臨陣脫逃?
前陣子在軟體上隨意聊,遇到一位健談的大叔,沒先確認好對方「現在」體態和外表如何
,反正大叔控如我,不要太離譜都能接受。
秉持著聊天感覺對了比較重要的心態赴約,那天是週五晚上下班時段,我包包內還自備玩
具想跟大叔玩,後來見面的一瞬間,直覺告訴我:「幹!這炮打不得。」
說好176/74/的大叔,實際看起來才166吧,體重倒是74差不多,衣服品味一般般,他說是
研究員之類的工作,長得有點像沒鼻樑的豆豆先生,嗯...然後身上有淡淡的,大概是剛
吃完便當的油耗味。
「嗨,剛吃飽嗎?」我開場白就順著這樣問,後來才得知他剛吃完羊肉燴飯,呵呵..呵..
難怪,這樣有油耗味很合理。
到摩鐵沖完澡,該舔該含該給揉的沒有少也不馬虎,但好幾輪的抽插,大叔都沒撐幾下就
軟掉縮水,還要正面朝上躺在床上,慢慢搓硬肉棒..,當時我怕他緊張硬不起來,還背對
他,最後只好幫他打出來,結束這回合...
回到標題,如果感應到這炮打不得,該怎麼臨陣脫逃啊?
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想問有什麼好的方式臨陣脫逃?
前陣子在軟體上隨意聊,遇到一位健談的大叔,沒先確認好對方「現在」體態和外表如何
,反正大叔控如我,不要太離譜都能接受。
秉持著聊天感覺對了比較重要的心態赴約,那天是週五晚上下班時段,我包包內還自備玩
具想跟大叔玩,後來見面的一瞬間,直覺告訴我:「幹!這炮打不得。」
說好176/74/的大叔,實際看起來才166吧,體重倒是74差不多,衣服品味一般般,他說是
研究員之類的工作,長得有點像沒鼻樑的豆豆先生,嗯...然後身上有淡淡的,大概是剛
吃完便當的油耗味。
「嗨,剛吃飽嗎?」我開場白就順著這樣問,後來才得知他剛吃完羊肉燴飯,呵呵..呵..
難怪,這樣有油耗味很合理。
到摩鐵沖完澡,該舔該含該給揉的沒有少也不馬虎,但好幾輪的抽插,大叔都沒撐幾下就
軟掉縮水,還要正面朝上躺在床上,慢慢搓硬肉棒..,當時我怕他緊張硬不起來,還背對
他,最後只好幫他打出來,結束這回合...
回到標題,如果感應到這炮打不得,該怎麼臨陣脫逃啊?
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