這炮打不得,該怎麼脫逃? - 成人話題討論

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-04-12T14:12

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看了幾篇雷炮文,
想問有什麼好的方式臨陣脫逃?

前陣子在軟體上隨意聊,遇到一位健談的大叔,沒先確認好對方「現在」體態和外表如何
,反正大叔控如我,不要太離譜都能接受。

秉持著聊天感覺對了比較重要的心態赴約,那天是週五晚上下班時段,我包包內還自備玩
具想跟大叔玩,後來見面的一瞬間,直覺告訴我:「幹!這炮打不得。」

說好176/74/的大叔,實際看起來才166吧,體重倒是74差不多,衣服品味一般般,他說是
研究員之類的工作,長得有點像沒鼻樑的豆豆先生,嗯...然後身上有淡淡的,大概是剛
吃完便當的油耗味。

「嗨,剛吃飽嗎?」我開場白就順著這樣問,後來才得知他剛吃完羊肉燴飯,呵呵..呵..
難怪,這樣有油耗味很合理。

到摩鐵沖完澡,該舔該含該給揉的沒有少也不馬虎,但好幾輪的抽插,大叔都沒撐幾下就
軟掉縮水,還要正面朝上躺在床上,慢慢搓硬肉棒..,當時我怕他緊張硬不起來,還背對
他,最後只好幫他打出來,結束這回合...

回到標題,如果感應到這炮打不得,該怎麼臨陣脫逃啊?

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Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-04-17T06:52
騙他說菜花剛治好呀
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-04-21T23:31
上演砲室逃脫遊戲!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-04-26T16:10
問他要不要買點數
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2018-05-01T08:49
樓上XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-05-06T01:29
我那個好像要來了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-05-10T18:08
假裝接電話 說小孩生病了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-05-15T10:47
這種都約在的到
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2018-05-20T03:27
去男廁上廁所
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-05-24T20:06
只能臨時說有事下次再約 之後馬上封鎖
像樓下就是被我封鎖了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2018-05-29T12:45
跟他說:不好意思,我要去安親班接小孩你要一起來嗎
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2018-06-03T05:25
在他耳邊輕輕地說, 我勃起了
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2018-06-07T22:04
叔叔…不要
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-06-12T14:43
妳人真好QQ
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-06-17T07:22
現在的體態XD,縮水太誇張吧
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-06-22T00:02
給我個機會!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2018-06-26T16:41
Po ptt找鄉民去助陣
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-07-01T09:20
已寄....回我
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-07-06T02:00
好心會有好報的
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-07-10T18:39
原po在做功德的嗎XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2018-07-15T11:18
先跑就對了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-07-20T03:58
先說你還沒吃飯,叫他陪你 過程中密朋友請他打來 讓他
知道你有電話再說有事得先離開
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-07-24T20:37
說忘了吃hiv藥,要先吃一下
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-07-29T13:16
直接說他騙人走掉啊..都覺得他外表雷了幹嘛還去開房?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-08-03T05:55
我也可以做功德
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-08-07T22:35
既然是約,就有拒絕的權力,也要有接收拒絕的雅量才是
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2018-08-12T15:14
拜託身高差10公分欸,哪已經是一雙鞋子的高度了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-08-17T07:53
跟他說1h/15000 要就來 不要拉倒
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2018-08-22T00:33
換一個大叔再上,哈哈
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2018-08-26T17:12
大叔全面進攻 排到第幾號了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-08-31T09:51
說你有申裝ADSL
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-09-05T02:31
我也想被做功德 但我不謊報
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-09-09T19:10
……幹嘛沒爽到還勉強自己,做功德?
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2018-09-14T11:49
做功德真的不錯 會有好報的 我也做了不少
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-09-19T04:28
已寄信,身高185真心不騙
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-09-23T21:08
跟他說「快一點,等等我男友要來找我,他剛關出來脾氣不
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2018-09-28T13:47
太好,抱歉唷,啾咪^.<」
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-10-03T06:26
其實只是178/168只是博起前後的差異
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-10-07T23:06
說要回到我身邊乖乖了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-10-12T15:45
說抱歉,我不想跟你做了!男人會軟掉很討厭
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-10-17T08:24
彈出來!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-10-22T01:04
幹騙人的約到 我誠實的反而沒人要QQ
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-10-26T17:43
前幾天從泰國回來,胸部剛做好還會痛
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-10-31T10:22
我超強。 可是我有女友不約砲的。
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-11-05T03:01
一樓gj 告訴他今早菜花發病就好啦
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-11-09T19:41
說自己道具沒電要回家充電
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-11-14T12:20
來找我練習拒絕~~~
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-11-19T04:59
說我勃起了太好笑了 XDDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-11-23T21:39
假裝家裡有事,這種爛炮誰約誰倒楣
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-11-28T14:18
說下禮拜要去當兵了
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-12-03T06:57
大勃起時代來臨
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-12-07T23:37
已寄回我
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-12-12T16:16
說勃起太好笑了XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-12-17T08:55
選我正姐
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-12-22T01:34
為什麼我都聊不到…
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-12-26T18:14
176-166差了十公分,這種說謊的,妹子可以立刻轉頭就走
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2018-12-31T10:53
問他有沒有聽過安麗
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2019-01-05T03:32
跟他說月經臨時來了 肚子很痛要回家休息不然會吐
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-01-09T20:12
直接說吧 還會在乎面子....
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-01-14T12:51
你的是善良之槍?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-01-19T05:30
說:你介意我有懶覺嗎?
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-01-23T22:10
叫他去買飲料然後趕快跑掉
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-01-28T14:49
妳也太不挑了
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-02-02T07:28
低聲跟他說 你現在快點走 等一下我老公就帶人來了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-02-07T00:07
我突然有急事啊
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-02-11T16:47
怎麼雷炮都是用騙的
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-02-16T09:26
問他有沒有聽過安麗
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-02-21T02:05
拒絕很難嗎? 這種就聊一下以後不聯絡
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-02-25T18:45
寄了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-03-02T11:24
果然還是要騙才約得到
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2019-03-07T04:03
服務業做太久了嗎??做口碑的
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-03-11T20:43
只好說前男友來找,心情待平復下次再約
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-03-16T13:22
當慈善事業積陰德 累積點數下次遇到好的
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-03-21T06:01
說要收錢 一次十萬
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-03-25T22:40
妳人真好。推樓樓上,果然是要用騙的才能約到妹子啊....
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-03-30T15:20
看你描述都快吐了你房間還開的下去
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-04-04T07:59
窩175/60 真心不騙
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-04-09T00:38
寄了回我
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-04-13T17:18
去上個廁所 說月經來了不就好了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-04-18T09:57
死都要先視訊
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-04-23T02:36
不要這樣勉強自己啊...其實大叔才是安麗的吧XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-04-27T19:16
line朋友叫她打電話來 不然也可以line我!
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-05-02T11:55
三小 哈哈哈
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-05-07T04:34
賴一個真的187的 例如我
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-05-11T21:13
佩服,安內麻甲欸落
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-05-16T13:53
叫他自己先沖澡 你直接走掉r
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-05-21T06:32
花錢消災
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-05-25T23:11
推泰國回來,陰道剛做好,大叔你是第一個唷
David avatar
By David
at 2019-05-30T15:51
說身體不舒服不就好了很難嗎
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-06-04T08:30
跟他說你好像硬了。 拳頭
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-06-09T01:09
叫他買點數好像不錯
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-06-13T17:49
你沒附圖我不知道怎麼回
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-06-18T10:28
直接說有事,別亂吃身體會不好
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-06-23T03:07
約我 謝謝
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-06-27T19:46
妳人也太好 還幫打......
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2019-07-02T12:26
大叔前來報名,快選我! 其實我不太懂他怎麼會突然軟
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-07-07T05:05
到之前先觀察一下啊,覺得雷趕快跑啊!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-07-11T21:44
推買點數,實用
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-07-16T14:24
大叔報名
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-07-21T07:03
大叔已寄信!!!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-07-25T23:42
換給大叔會比較好。我寄信了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-07-30T16:22
我大叔但我建議假裝電話響,家中有事務必離開下次再約
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-08-04T09:01
好慘,我可以
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-08-09T01:40
約我去救你
George avatar
By George
at 2019-08-13T18:19
約我唷!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-08-18T10:59
說家裡有人出車禍送急診
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-08-23T03:38
傳訊息給朋友,請朋友狂call妳
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-08-27T20:17
妳人真好
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-09-01T12:57
....這樣都有砲打 寄了回我
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-09-06T05:36
說回家看七龍珠
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-09-10T22:15
拿出手機跟他說妳是亡鎂在做密室逃脫專輯
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2019-09-15T14:55
這身高縮水太誇張XDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-09-20T07:34
寄了回我
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-09-25T00:13
妳是不是在消業障
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-09-29T16:52
去廁所就說月經來啊
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-10-04T09:32
問他有沒有聽過安麗?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-10-09T02:11
這炮,有...。看來小孩生病是最好的藉口。
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-10-13T18:50
直接生氣走人罵他謊報身高就好啦!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-10-18T11:30
窩171 魯蛇廢宅 姐姐幫幫忙呀
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-10-23T04:09
沒有170也差太多
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-10-27T20:48
175跟17.5,這兩個身高不知道過不過關
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-11-01T13:28
這砲打不得只好先寄信了。
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-11-06T06:07
改約我
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2019-11-10T22:46
寄了 回我
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-11-15T15:25
這種的你都吃下去...
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-11-20T08:05
做功德給推
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-11-25T00:44
我28歲算大叔嗎?我喜歡著重在前戲約嗎
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-11-29T17:23
果然想約出來 說話很重要
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-12-04T10:03
長的像大叔可以嗎 嗚嗚嗚
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2019-12-09T02:42
27算大叔嗎認真問
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-12-13T19:21
這種明顯說謊的就直接說吧,對方不對在先有啥好幫他顧
面子的,妳不明說他還以為妳很餓
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-12-18T12:01
165錯了嗎 算了 我還是吃5個~
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-12-23T04:40
27跟28 都算大叔喔 糾咪
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-12-27T21:19
煮湯忘記關火
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-01-01T13:58
站內我去救妳
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-01-06T06:38
女生也有在做口碑喔,哈哈哈
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-01-10T23:17
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-01-15T15:56
27 28大叔 那女生就大嬸了..https://goo.gl/sttVBK
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-01-20T08:36
直接說就好啦!對方大叔搞不好也在想一樣的事,反而鬆了
一口氣,有些事說服得了大頭,說服不了小頭…
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-01-25T01:15
直接說給你一首歌的時間…
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-01-29T17:54
為什麼我都聊不到...
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-02-03T10:34
我也大叔,考慮我一下啊
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-02-08T03:13
女森有報警法院等等大決 不用大家教了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-02-12T19:52
會插一半軟掉應該是女生的問題
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2020-02-17T12:31
人真好
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-02-22T05:11
原po人真好 可以說你想起跟朋友有約要拿錢 對方今天要
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-02-26T21:50
還錢就可以落跑了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-03-02T14:29
月經來+1 如果他還是要就誠實說對方騙人走人
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-03-07T07:09
大叔真有福氣QQ
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-03-11T23:48
不懂為什麼要謊報身高XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2020-03-16T16:27
跟他說一次8000元
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-03-21T09:07
說看到不乾淨東西在旁邊
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-03-26T01:46
這大叔很認真可惜不是妳的菜加減吃囉
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-03-30T18:25
愛約又愛閒上來討拍~
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-04-04T11:04
該說是敬業嗎XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-04-09T03:44
我33 179 怎麼相遇!?
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-04-13T20:23
我覺得你第一步就走錯了,絕對不要跟初次見面的人直
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-04-18T13:02
接約上床,因為如果你們見面後彼此都想跟對方上床,
不管原先約好要做什麼都可以臨時變更為開房間。
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-04-23T05:42
話說這篇乍看之下我以為有附圖,沒想到居然會爆,看
來西斯還是很有希望的。
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-04-27T22:21
叫他先去711買點數
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-05-02T15:00
跟他說妳不喜歡羊騷味
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-05-07T07:40
我也要報名,我會先洗澡跟一堆香水再見面XDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-05-12T00:19
我怎麼都遇不到
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-05-16T16:58
不能直接說不想跟你打砲,甩頭走人嗎?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-05-21T09:37
人正真好,大叔都癡狂
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-05-26T02:17
笑死
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-05-30T18:56
報隊惹喇
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-06-04T11:35
出來玩本來就會挑 幹嘛那麼委屈自己
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-06-09T04:15
原po要不要也跟我這個大叔見面一下
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-06-13T20:54
拿衛生紙塞在內褲裡當作假屌,就換大叔跑了
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-06-18T13:33
約我
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-06-23T06:13
直接說我無法就好 真的
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-06-27T22:52
我這麼帥他這麼奇葩,妳為什麼選他!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-07-02T15:31
要做功德不如選我!新北來單挑啦!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-07-07T08:10
年紀大了難免老倒縮
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By William
at 2020-07-12T00:50
佛心來的,約跑順便做功德,不簡單
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By Frederic
at 2020-07-16T17:29
身高不足的可以用技術彌補,但技術和身高一樣謊報的
只能謝謝不聯絡了
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By Madame
at 2020-07-21T10:08
跟他說 我剛來之前發現月經來了(接下來就很好掰)(拜託看
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-07-26T02:48
一眼就後悔的別去了)(事後會很希望自己失憶)
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By Una
at 2020-07-30T19:27
不要直奔摩鐵啊啊啊 可以先約去吃個東西喝點小酒強調
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By Steve
at 2020-08-04T12:06
只是純友誼 覺得可以再滑進去... 我是說電影院啦
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By Gilbert
at 2020-08-09T04:46
功德一件,專業
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By Yuri
at 2020-08-13T21:25
你就不要都直接約開房 前面先做點別的事 有問題就可以
先跑了..
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By Quanna
at 2020-08-18T14:04
直接說謝謝再聯絡烙跑就好了
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By Selena
at 2020-08-23T06:43
噁心死了,神不挑
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By Andrew
at 2020-08-27T23:23
求後續
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By James
at 2020-09-01T16:02
覺得大叔不專業,有妹子吃威爾鋼也要做好做滿啊
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By Harry
at 2020-09-06T08:41
設鬧鐘等等響了當作電話然後快閃
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By Edith
at 2020-09-11T01:21
這樣都約的到 已寄信回我
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By Lily
at 2020-09-15T18:00
妳人真好...
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By Oliver
at 2020-09-20T10:39
謊報還是硬上了,你人真好https://i.imgur.com/kdzF4ow
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By Robert
at 2020-09-25T03:19
念經文 或設定行事曆自動響鈴再找個藉口撈跑
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By Lydia
at 2020-09-29T19:58
原po真是好人!
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By Faithe
at 2020-10-04T12:37
根本雷砲啊,謊報身高又軟屌,大頭小頭都不行,跟他
客氣喔......
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By Enid
at 2020-10-09T05:16
直接問:你介意我有把握嗎?
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-10-13T21:56
騙他說你還有約另一個雙性戀男生的想3P,看他敢不敢
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By Steve
at 2020-10-18T14:35
選我選我
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By Damian
at 2020-10-23T07:14
當大叔真的好爽……167/74都約的到了我在幹嘛
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By George
at 2020-10-27T23:54
這樣你也硬吃,肚子是有這樣餓哦
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By Ivy
at 2020-11-01T16:33
乾 那我是不是要喊198?
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By Oscar
at 2020-11-06T09:12
乾 誠實的都約不到 一定都要用騙的嗎QAQ
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By Noah
at 2020-11-11T01:52
我 178/69 16 上勾,好吃不黏牙
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By Daph Bay
at 2020-11-15T18:31
這裡批好用的大叔~需要的話打這支電話...
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By Michael
at 2020-11-20T11:10
跟他說你有約了 時間到掰掰
幹 這大叔真好 我178/52沒市場啦
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By Daniel
at 2020-11-25T03:49
我有愛滋,禮貌性知會一下,你介意嗎?
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By Jack
at 2020-11-29T20:29
買點數一票
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By Freda
at 2020-12-04T13:08
大叔我會直接問給你機會退貨嗎?
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By Yuri
at 2020-12-09T05:47
你沒約我啊
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-12-13T22:27
寄了回我
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By Edwina
at 2020-12-18T15:06
問那大叔:想要嗎? 我好硬
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-12-23T07:45
奇怪我也是大叔怎麼都沒人跟我做功德
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-12-28T00:25
拿錢電話呢喃:對方上鉤了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-01-01T17:04
Call out
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-01-06T09:43
跟大叔聊退伍後的第一份工作
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By Elizabeth
at 2021-01-11T02:22
他都約的到哭哭
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-01-15T19:02
夾爆他
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-01-20T11:41
寄信給我! 我知道怎麼辦
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By Puput
at 2021-01-25T04:20
你又聽過安麗嗎?
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By Edwina
at 2021-01-29T21:00
哇...這樣也能約,你人真的很好
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By Jacky
at 2021-02-03T13:39
說我老公快來了
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By Genevieve
at 2021-02-08T06:18
寄了肥我
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By Damian
at 2021-02-12T22:58
我也是大叔,趕快回我信
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By Bethany
at 2021-02-17T15:37
大叔也想報名 選我正解
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By Selena
at 2021-02-22T08:16
來和大叔吃個飯 乖
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By Sarah
at 2021-02-27T00:55
只好拿眉筆出來畫鬍子了

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By Candice
at 2018-04-12T12:47
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By Michael
at 2018-04-12T11:42
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女人的吻是不是性慾的開關?

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By Rachel
at 2018-04-12T10:52
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裸女登橋張腿「開隧道」 野外露出無極限

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By Daph Bay
at 2018-04-12T10:07
裸女登橋張腿「開隧道」 野外露出無極限 泰國藍寶水庫(Lam Pao Dam)的貼素達大橋(Thepsuda Bridge) 近日被一名裸女登上大橋,不僅如此,該名裸女還在橋上張腿「開隧道」 動作淫穢無極限,已經引起當局注意。 據泰國《khaosod》報導 從照片所見,這名裸女在深夜時分登上大橋,當時人 ...

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By Oscar
at 2018-04-12T08:03
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