這杯茶應該要給他退貨嗎?? - 成人話題討論

Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-09-11T11:00

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昨天晚上叫了一杯茶來汽車旅館

就在洗殘廢澡的時候

忽然茶開口說

先生妳的看起來好大喔

我回答

你是不是對每個客人都是這樣子說

茶回答說

沒阿

我只有對小的客人才這樣子說

馬的 我是不是當下應該要給他退貨

有點受辱了



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Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-09-11T12:38
有笑有推
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-09-11T14:15
哈哈哈哈，小GG是你
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-09-11T15:53
這茶妹有梗
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-09-11T17:31
XD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-09-11T19:09
有笑有推~
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-09-11T20:47
讀者文摘...
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-09-11T22:25
XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-09-12T00:03
這茶敬業
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-09-12T01:41
https://i.imgur.com/RLzxJve.jpg
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-09-12T03:19
誠實好茶。要再多給小費
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-09-12T04:57
..................................................U文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-09-12T06:35
我也被很多妹子說過QQ
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2020-09-12T08:13
誠實94讚
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-09-12T09:50
................XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-09-12T11:28
笑死
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-09-12T13:06
他會不會說你年紀
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-09-12T14:44
有笑有推
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-09-12T16:22
笑死
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-09-12T18:00
本日最好笑
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-09-12T19:38
嗆爆
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-09-12T21:16
十幾年前的漫畫梗也拿來用
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-09-12T22:54
我知道千百萬個男人都曾聽你說，有一個男人相信你就
能過活
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-09-13T00:32
我笑了
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-09-13T02:10
看起來好大，但是用起來很細，都沒有把人家撐開的感覺
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-09-13T03:48
害我不小心笑出來
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-13T05:25
XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-09-13T07:03
要給小費呀
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-09-13T08:41
心理戰
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-09-13T10:19
靠杯笑死
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-09-13T11:57
靠北這啥小XDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-09-13T13:35
人家專業的 你應該相信她
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2020-09-13T15:13
這能轉就可嗎XDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2020-09-13T16:51
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-09-13T18:29
滿幽默的啊哈哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-09-13T20:07
這杯茶很直白~
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-09-13T21:45
可惡 嘴角失守 只好給推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-09-13T23:23
....
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-09-14T01:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-09-14T02:38
誠實給推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-09-14T04:16
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-09-14T05:54
很誠實 不錯
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-09-14T07:32
哈哈
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-09-14T09:10
還蠻好笑的其實
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-09-14T10:48
https://i.imgur.com/VtrFn00.png
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-09-14T12:26
明明就是你先問的阿，人家很誠實回你
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-09-14T14:04
也太老實
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-09-14T15:42
都叫了只好硬上.....
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-09-14T17:20
哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2020-09-14T18:58
刺死她啊，小有小的驕傲
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-09-14T20:35
茶很誠實，應該要給小費才對
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-09-14T22:13
不要問就不會有傷害...
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2020-09-14T23:51
所以妹說你好厲害就表示...
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-09-15T01:29
XD 超好笑
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-09-15T03:07
這茶誠實
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-09-15T04:45
https://i.imgur.com/B4I41P3.png
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2020-09-15T06:23
純讚樓上圖解
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-09-15T08:01
妙不可言
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-09-15T09:39
茶很專業，原po要給茶機會 XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-09-15T11:17
嘻嘻
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-09-15T12:55
看起來很大 放進去很小
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-09-15T14:33
給過
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-09-15T16:10
妙不可言有二十年以上了吧...不過真的很好笑
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-09-15T17:48
有效有推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-09-15T19:26
笑死
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-09-15T21:04
笑死
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-09-15T22:42
原本想噓的，但是我笑了
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-09-16T00:20
哇，鴿子終於飛到了
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-09-16T01:58
忍不住笑了
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-09-16T03:36
哈哈XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-09-16T05:14
誠實給推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-09-16T06:52
奈米屌也好大~~
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-09-16T08:30
錯版？哈哈哈
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2020-09-16T10:08
這個有笑點，你就發揮短小精幹的能力吧
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-09-16T11:45
這個好笑 還不給小費
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-09-16T13:23
有笑有推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-09-16T15:01
哈哈哈哈
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-09-16T16:39
推
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-09-16T18:17
多麽誠實的人
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-09-16T19:55
良心事業不說謊耶
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-09-16T21:33
自己愛聊
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-09-16T23:11
骨灰級笑話
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-09-17T00:49
哈哈哈辛苦了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-09-17T02:27
這茶加了誠實豆沙包
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-09-17T04:05
退了就聽不到好大好硬好爽好舒服了（？
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-09-17T05:43
哈哈哈QQ推一個
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By Tracy
at 2020-09-17T07:20
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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