這幾年來的約砲經驗談 - 成人話題討論

By Callum
at 2015-03-06T00:42
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先說我是蘇美大的頭號粉絲
但我也要說這樣的回文其實對真正想約炮的人一點幫助也沒有
畢竟"免錢的炮"這種東西就是供需不平衡
真正想花錢的是另外一種體驗
我相信有很多的鄉民是沒吃過魚喝過茶的 畢竟是不喜歡那樣沒有感情互動的體驗
有感情互動的炮絕對比單純發洩還來得爽
不管你今天打砲是抱著什麼樣的心態
稟持一個"只要有付出 一定有回饋"的重點下去約
我所謂的付出 不是只金錢上物質上的付出
而是所謂"模擬女友體驗"付出
我認為很多男生的看法 多半都認為"砲友就是抽插發洩就好 誰跟你談感情"
會有這樣的誤解 我相信是我們性別天生對於感情的需求度不同
我可以理解你們秉持這樣的原則 但遵守這樣的規則 如果不施展點手段
只會屢屢碰壁
女生是重感覺的動物 這點我相信大家深有同感
通過女生的陰道同等於通過女生的心 大家也深諳此道
但到底要怎麼把"感覺"去做實際的轉換跟量化 這絕對是學問所在
先扣除掉你長得超帥超有錢這些很主觀的條件
我們以一個長相來比喻他該做怎樣的行動有最大的成功力
先不要打槍我說有臉有錢就可以 讓我們看看這些新聞好例子
http://www.ettoday.net/news/20141020/415321.htm
你們男生打砲最不喜歡講感覺 但偏偏這就是女生市場需求量最高的條件
"嘴砲"絕對可以帶出你的一片天
1.假設你今天長得像tpa的stanley(姑且不論他的成就) 這樣等級的男人
嘴砲成分絕對佔了80% 剩下20%你只能祈禱你有一根大GG
2.又假設你今天是tpa的lilballz(也姑且不論他現在收入)鬍子麻煩先剃掉
稍微整理一下服裝儀容 理個頭髮 嘴砲佔70% 剩下的30% 你需要從打扮下手
3.如果說你到了tpa的mistake等級(姑且不論當惹主播) 身高求菩薩保佑你
隊長本身口調不錯 嘴砲想必也有60% 剩下的40% 希望女生不會打槍你身高
但躺著的活動 身高本身佔的比重絕對比你老二立起來還要低
4.又或者你是tpa的toys 我想我不必多說了
你只要話少 偶爾笑笑 該說出曖昧字眼的時候曖昧 EX:我覺得妳身上好香
妹應該是可以橫列在你床上沒問題 嘴砲技能20%都沒點滿 只要長得帥 言少一定行
以上比例可以得知 越不靠長相的男人 嘴砲技能越是要點滿
那..到底何謂"好的感覺呢?"or"優良嘴砲"呢?
我分享我多年的經驗以及了解 我用一個實際跟易操作的例子跟大家說明
@首先第一個重點:藍海策略 不要跟大家一窩蜂地搶想要的
正妹太多人要 太美的一定幹不到 摸摸自己的寶刀 如果老二沒有比口袋深
勸你還是不要出來見笑人的好 畢竟市場是很激烈的
第二點就是寄信的時機 約炮信跟精子一樣 你要馬衝第一個 要馬當最後一個
甚至過個三四天 等大家熱潮過了 你再回頭想起當初那個妹的ID寄信
成為眾多信件中曝光率第一or最後等妹信都刪完之後的零散幾封
你著床的成功率就多增加20%了
假設你有取得發球權了 那到底該怎樣打出這樣的球可以Ace呢?
@第二個重點 打字的本領
口條跟打字大不相同 有些人天生說話厲害 但文字卻注音文火星文毛病樣樣來
有些人則是天生寫得一手好文章 卻沈默寡言(如果你很帥這樣是加分 上面則是扣分)
當"很多人獻同樣的殷勤的時候"你要反其道而行
妹的奶很大 你要稱讚他的腿
妹的臉很正 你要稱贊他的內在
妹的腿很美 你要稱讚他的屁股or腰線形狀很漂亮
反正就是打游擊戰 女生的優點在哪 你偏偏去注意那些他沒人注意的地方
"凸顯你的尊爵不凡“正是第一個感覺的死穴
但稱讚的方式不能過油過膩 舉個例子 你加她ID先看到她大頭貼 先別急著稱讚她美
女人對沒有太多好感的男人防衛心是很重的 位置不對的稱讚只會讓他知道你精蟲太上腦
這時候就會失去先發位置 先探測她的興趣 跟她若有似無的聊一些電影音樂戲劇
從聊天的過程 你可以判斷她的興趣在哪方面 她有沒有腦
有腦的女人喜歡人家稱讚她的聰明 這點你要精確抓住 但漂亮的女人更喜歡人家說她有腦
所以你可以適時的補上一句"我覺得妳這邊蠻有自己的想法的" "妳還蠻有主見的"
口氣不能浮誇 也減少一些輕浮 慢慢輕輕溫柔的抬轎 欺騙自己也迷幻她的大腦
她漸漸的就覺得"你跟之前那些男生不一樣" 你的成功率這時候就高達50%了
這兩步是我覺得大家最可以試試看以及最好上手的方法 先分享給大家
但是之後50%到底要怎樣達振成功 再多說就要收費了...(被揍
越到後面的步驟越複雜精密 絕對不是理工宅宅一朝一夕可以理解的
當然套一句我帥哥宅宅朋友說的:他都不來這套的 身體形狀好看也是感覺加分的重點
BTW 他183/75 胸肌腹肌樣樣來 成天打電動超宅但長得是帥的
這種人很討厭 我們先不要管他 每個人都有每個人的市場 減少了哪些 我們就補長哪些
我相信還是有很多好奇的鄉民想知道到底該怎麼樣正確完善的第一次約炮就上手
所以特此分享我觀察多年的心得以及本身實驗的狀況
我知道很複雜很累 但只要有心 人人都有炮可打
端看濕主願不願意修煉
Ps:這時候一定有人會跳出來說啊bebe咧
如果你是bebe 你女友這時候在你背後很火
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