辛苦培養女兒, 回家開門看到... - 成人話題討論

By Valerie
at 2012-07-15T16:46

Table of Contents

: 請問30cm的鄉民啊
: 如果是你遇到這種情況, 有什麼感想?
: 結束一天的辛苦勞累, 回到家後經過女兒房門
: 聽到傳來奇怪聲響
: 打發房門, 看到女兒正在承現跪趴姿勢, 被一個陌生年輕男子老漢推車
: 身為父親的你
: 如果你看到這種景象, 會做何感想?

父親見狀不動聲色，緩緩地關起門，打給了身旁的親朋好友，

待他們來的時候，父親立刻大方地打開女兒房門，

一位對種田十分感興趣的同學說：

　　「啊，好像農夫耕田似的。」

　　「我看倒有點像推著餐車叫賣的老伯。」父親說。

　　「真像LOL裡準備開大的赫克林。」一位外號叫「大宅砲」的親戚緊接著說。

大家不禁哄堂大笑，同樣是老漢推車，每個人卻有不同的感覺。

只見女兒連忙把衣服穿好，

她覺得性愛就是性愛，不是耕田，也不是餐車，更不是LOL。

最後女兒被父親跟親戚們帶到客廳，父親緩緩坐下希望女兒了解雅量的道理，

畢竟人人的欣賞觀點不盡相同，那是和個人的性格與生活環境有關。

只要有心，老漢推車也可以變得詩情畫意。

大家在客廳互相交流意見，好不快活。

只留下一頭霧水的年輕男子在房裡啞口無言。

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我只不過是個在橋下講故事給孩子們聽的糟老頭罷了　
講好聽點叫說書人，講浪漫點稱浪人，講難聽點就叫流浪漢
但我個性羅曼蒂克，而且箋也放不下三個字，所以請叫我浪人 ▁▁
▕浪人▏
▕東摳▏
￣￣

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By Linda
at 2012-07-16T18:53

有笑有推XDDD

By Frederic
at 2012-07-17T21:01

害我一頭霧水

By Bennie
at 2012-07-18T23:08

YO笑YO推XDDD

By Frederic
at 2012-07-20T01:16

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO！

By Quintina
at 2012-07-21T03:23

好溫腥.

By John
at 2012-07-22T05:31

不愧就是東摳哥哥!

By Xanthe
at 2012-07-23T07:38

幹這篇好讚!!

By Damian
at 2012-07-24T09:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2012-07-25T11:54

r u ready?

By Aaliyah
at 2012-07-26T14:01

XDDD

By Ivy
at 2012-07-27T16:09

沙小啦XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2012-07-28T18:16

有溫馨到~

By Jake
at 2012-07-29T20:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2012-07-30T22:31

幹真好笑推

By Linda
at 2012-08-01T00:39

在看女兒的國文課本嗎...

By Isabella
at 2012-08-02T02:47

XDDDD

By Zora
at 2012-08-03T04:54

哈哈哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2012-08-04T07:02

北爛XDDD

By Ula
at 2012-08-05T09:09

幹妳媽的,超展開

By George
at 2012-08-06T11:17

這也可以改編真的很厲害= =

By Rachel
at 2012-08-07T13:24

溫腥

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-08-08T15:32

東摳哥哥給推!

By Hardy
at 2012-08-09T17:40

瘟腥西斯人

By Rebecca
at 2012-08-10T19:47

推

By Jack
at 2012-08-11T21:55

雅量

By Elizabeth
at 2012-08-13T00:02

哈哈

By Ina
at 2012-08-14T02:10

.........

By Olivia
at 2012-08-15T04:17

溫腥

By Rosalind
at 2012-08-16T06:25

推

By Eartha
at 2012-08-17T08:33

看到大宅泡我笑死了

By Una
at 2012-08-18T10:40

顆顆好懷念

By Agnes
at 2012-08-19T12:48

XDD

By Olive
at 2012-08-20T14:55

............

By Victoria
at 2012-08-21T17:03

赫克林XD 衝完女友還會有恐懼效果

By John
at 2012-08-22T19:10

我笑哩

By George
at 2012-08-23T21:18

XDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2012-08-24T23:25

靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2012-08-26T01:33

哈哈哈！雅量都來了！

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-08-27T03:41

哈很好笑

By Robert
at 2012-08-28T05:48

還不錯。XD

By Lydia
at 2012-08-29T07:56

XDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2012-08-30T10:03

這樣也可

By Adele
at 2012-08-31T12:11

這篇後勁有點強...XD

By Thomas
at 2012-09-03T12:06

XDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2012-09-04T14:13

XD 給推~

By Jacob
at 2012-09-05T16:21

超靠北

By Caroline
at 2012-09-06T18:29

XDDD

By Damian
at 2012-09-07T20:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2012-09-08T22:44

大宅泡是殺毀...XDDD

By Andrew
at 2012-09-10T00:51

東摳真有梗有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2012-09-11T02:59

XDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2012-09-12T05:06

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2012-09-13T07:14

....

By Michael
at 2012-09-14T09:22

XDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2012-09-15T11:29

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2012-09-16T13:37

赫克林 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2012-09-17T15:44

幹 XDDD

By Lucy
at 2012-09-18T17:52

真的超好笑的XD

By Connor
at 2012-09-19T19:59

第一次看到這麼好笑的雅量文XDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2012-09-20T22:07

XDDDDDDDDD 誰來轉個JOKE~

By Brianna
at 2012-09-22T00:15

幹XDD

By Delia
at 2012-09-23T02:22

東摳大這樣市要其他人怎麼接拉

By Queena
at 2012-09-24T04:30

By Rae
at 2012-09-25T06:37

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2012-09-26T08:45

XDDDD

By Megan
at 2012-09-27T10:52

呃大家都沒發現是不動聲色嗎

By Andy
at 2012-09-28T13:00

補推~

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-09-29T15:07

可以轉joke了lol

By Emily
at 2012-09-30T17:15

屌阿給推

By Olivia
at 2012-10-01T19:23

XD 好! 能把老梗玩出新花樣...

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-10-02T21:30

國一上第一課課文雅量也可以拿來改編XDD 原PO原本是教職?

By Emily
at 2012-10-03T23:38

XDDDDDDDDDDDD赫克林害我嘴角失守

By Quanna
at 2012-10-05T01:45

最後一句超強XDDD

By Ula
at 2012-10-06T03:53

好文

By Selena
at 2012-10-07T06:00

M了耶~~

By Iris
at 2012-10-08T08:08

看到赫克林只好給推...太白爛了吧

By Michael
at 2012-10-09T10:16

By Sandy
at 2012-10-10T12:23

...............

By Yedda
at 2012-10-11T14:31

也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2012-10-12T16:38

幹XDDD

By Gary
at 2012-10-13T18:46

不錯

By Yedda
at 2012-10-14T20:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2012-10-15T23:01

北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2012-10-17T01:09

版標了XDDD

By Enid
at 2012-10-18T03:16

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2012-10-19T05:24

XD 笑死我

By Anonymous
at 2012-10-20T07:31

XDDD

By Lily
at 2012-10-21T09:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2012-10-22T11:46

XDDDD

By Kyle
at 2012-10-23T13:54

你一定有上K島

By Irma
at 2012-10-24T16:02

赫克林哈哈哈哈哈

By Kelly
at 2012-10-25T18:09

推~ 不過雅量算是很老的鄉民梗了...

By Thomas
at 2012-10-26T20:17

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2012-10-27T22:24

幹，快笑死!!!XDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2012-10-29T00:32

By Isla
at 2012-10-30T02:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2012-10-31T04:47

稿紙表示:

By Rebecca
at 2012-11-01T06:54

棋盤狀的馬路表示：

By Hedwig
at 2012-11-02T09:02

綠豆糕表示:

By Rebecca
at 2012-11-03T11:10

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2012-11-04T13:17

By Damian
at 2012-11-05T15:25

有夠靠北

By Jacky
at 2012-11-06T17:32

=====================版標GET=====================

By Christine
at 2012-11-07T19:40

zDEMONz大版標才當幾天真可惜

By Puput
at 2012-11-08T21:47

By Mary
at 2012-11-09T23:55

屌

By Daph Bay
at 2012-11-11T02:03

By Edwina
at 2012-11-12T04:10

從看一遍還是好笑根本清新

By Kelly
at 2012-11-13T06:18

97
98

By Frederica
at 2012-11-14T08:25

are u ready?

By Dora
at 2012-11-15T10:33

By Ophelia
at 2012-11-16T12:40

請問qwer1988 are u ready的梗是在哪>"<

By Ula
at 2012-11-17T14:48

真感人

By Xanthe
at 2012-11-18T16:56

板標朝聖推~

By Quintina
at 2012-11-19T19:03

感人肺腑!

By Dinah
at 2012-11-20T21:11

笑翻了啦~~~XDDDDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-11-21T23:18

大宅砲XDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2012-11-23T01:26

有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!好棒的文筆

By Enid
at 2012-11-24T03:33

厲害XDDD

By Elvira
at 2012-11-25T05:41

= =

By Enid
at 2012-11-26T07:49

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2012-11-27T09:56

有笑有推 XDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2012-11-28T12:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2012-11-29T14:11

By Cara
at 2012-11-30T16:19

水

By Oscar
at 2012-12-01T18:26

靠背，這樣子也可以雅量.............

By Catherine
at 2012-12-02T20:34

下一篇哲學家皇帝請準備

By Noah
at 2012-12-03T22:41

are u ready的梗在#1Fz7h7ib

By James
at 2012-12-05T00:49

乾....... 這樣也可以 I 服了 U

By Kyle
at 2012-12-06T02:57

國文課似的 XD

By Zanna
at 2012-12-07T05:04

您文學造詣真是棒

By Catherine
at 2012-12-08T07:12

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2012-12-09T09:19

雅量表示：

By David
at 2012-12-10T11:27

是高手!!

By Joseph
at 2012-12-11T13:34

推

By Xanthe
at 2012-12-12T15:42

看到賀客林就笑翻了.....

By Thomas
at 2012-12-13T17:50

By Iris
at 2012-12-14T19:57

幹莫名其妙XDDDDDDD 好文筆XDD

By Mary
at 2012-12-15T22:05

By Caroline
at 2012-12-17T00:12

東摳大

By Sarah
at 2012-12-18T02:20

優文q

By Puput
at 2012-12-19T04:27

笑死我了XDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-12-20T06:35

xdddd

By Jack
at 2012-12-21T08:43

這三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2012-12-22T10:50

靠盃喔XD

By Cara
at 2012-12-23T12:58

可以轉就可嘛

By Sandy
at 2012-12-24T15:05

By Olivia
at 2012-12-25T17:13

想到綠豆糕變大宅砲就笑了XDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2012-12-26T19:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2012-12-27T21:28

一樣改編兩樣風情

By Odelette
at 2012-12-28T23:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2012-12-30T01:43

看不懂笑點耶@？@

By Eden
at 2012-12-31T03:51

樓上國文不夠好

By Olive
at 2013-01-01T05:58

不是最後女兒被父親跟親戚們帶到客廳一起老漢推車嗎 XD

By Freda
at 2013-01-02T08:06

沒笑給噓

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-01-03T10:13

樓上真可悲，推回來

By Andrew
at 2013-01-04T12:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2013-01-05T14:28

我......笑翻了

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-01-06T16:36

XDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2013-01-07T18:44

有梗給推XD

By Una
at 2013-01-08T20:51

歡迎轉錄~想轉到哪都可以XD

By Tom
at 2013-01-09T22:59

沒笑+1.....

By Annie
at 2013-01-11T01:06

看不懂笑點+1

By Lily
at 2013-01-12T03:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2013-01-13T05:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kyle
at 2013-01-14T07:29

喔還真無聊

By Daph Bay
at 2013-01-15T09:37

爆!

By Mia
at 2013-01-16T11:44

高!!!

By Gilbert
at 2013-01-17T13:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2013-01-18T15:59

XDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2013-01-19T18:07

朝聖

By Anthony
at 2013-01-20T20:14

By Sarah
at 2013-01-21T22:22

看不懂的都太年輕啦XDDD

By Jacky
at 2013-01-23T00:30

看不懂笑點的國文待加強

By Joseph
at 2013-01-24T02:37

現代世說新語？？

By Hardy
at 2013-01-25T04:45

http://ppt.cc/IF18 可能太淺不懂笑點~

By Ethan
at 2013-01-26T06:52

By Bennie
at 2013-01-27T09:00

新聞稿?東摳大是??

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-01-28T11:07

GOOD

By Blanche
at 2013-01-29T13:15

By Donna
at 2013-01-30T15:23

有笑有推

By Wallis
at 2013-01-31T17:30

國中國文第一課：雅量

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-02-01T19:38

good !

By Wallis
at 2013-02-02T21:45

國中國文第一課明明是"三民主義,吾黨所宗"(←這是真的)

By Edwina
at 2013-02-03T23:53

我當年學國一上第一課是「雅量」

By Delia
at 2013-02-05T02:00

國編本時代.國一上是國歌,國一下是國旗歌.

By Jessica
at 2013-02-06T04:08

跟樓上又是一個年齡差距了XD

By Edwina
at 2013-02-07T06:15

國立編譯館時代...記得好像最後是89年度？

By James
at 2013-02-08T08:23

靠北，這個超好笑啦～@@

By Queena
at 2013-02-09T10:31

原PO改的好!

By Audriana
at 2013-02-10T12:38

By Margaret
at 2013-02-11T14:46

溫馨 XDDD

By Yedda
at 2013-02-12T16:53

對!! 是89的因為我以前超想拿小本課本...哪知道...
課本超多又超重的九年一貫第一屆~"~

By Elvira
at 2013-02-13T19:01

看不懂的應該年紀還很小

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-02-14T21:08

潮聖潮聖

By Bethany
at 2013-02-15T23:16

.....XD

By William
at 2013-02-17T01:24

原來是雅量XDDD

By Callum
at 2013-02-18T03:31

這是哪個年代的課文= =

By Madame
at 2013-02-19T05:39

現在還是課文

By Zenobia
at 2013-02-20T07:46

沒看過的是多老阿.....噓什麼阿XD

By Caitlin
at 2013-02-21T09:54

靠腰是雅量

By Kristin
at 2013-02-22T12:01

By Zora
at 2013-02-23T14:09

有笑一定要推XDDD

By Noah
at 2013-02-24T16:17

沒笑

By William
at 2013-02-25T18:24

XD 雅量有印象上過

By Caitlin
at 2013-02-26T20:32

清流!!!!!

By David
at 2013-02-27T22:39

清流啊!! 高雅啊!!

By Freda
at 2013-03-01T00:47

太超展開了啦XDDDDDD

By David
at 2013-03-02T02:54

尼馬這哪招

By Emily
at 2013-03-03T05:02

認真給推

By Zanna
at 2013-03-04T07:10

= =

By Heather
at 2013-03-05T09:17

有笑一定要推XD

By Hardy
at 2013-03-06T11:25

客家人開大衝撞!!

By Delia
at 2013-03-07T13:32

... XDD

By Zenobia
at 2013-03-08T15:40

qwer1988 are u ready

By Zora
at 2013-03-09T17:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2013-03-10T19:55

瘟腥推！

By Agnes
at 2013-03-11T22:02

朝聖推

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