超商 - 成人話題討論

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-07-28T16:55

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打了下班卡

走出公司

看著外面那還微亮的天空

唉 果然是夏天

想到夏天就想到暑假

想到暑假就想到屁孩

我拖著疲倦的身體

開著車

沿途找了一家小七

買杯咖啡提提神

晚上還有約呢 唉

我隨手拿了杯咖啡

便到櫃臺結帳

下班時間挺多人的

前面一位小姐抱著一大堆東西

“不好意思 我全部都要分開結”她說

殺小!!!

妳當只有妳一個客人哦

但我還是忍耐了下來

“等等 等我一下 我去拿冰啤酒 等我哦 別幫別人結哦 我要連號的發票”她笑笑的
走掉

所有的人都不耐煩

我給了店員一個無耐的微笑

不怪他 他只是工讀生

“對不起 冰啤酒放哪裡?”那位小姐大喊

殺小!!!~~~~~~~

內心的我拖著超長尾音吶喊

冰啤酒不在冰箱不然是在微波爐哦

這時我的怒氣快到了臨界點

她慢慢的晃回來

“呵呵 連號比較會中”她裝可愛的笑著說

不能忍……

這女的名字一定是叫賴什麼潔的

我衝上前

脫掉她的熱褲

朝她的穴就摳下去

“阿~~~~你幹嘛阿~~”她嚇到尖叫

“教訓澳客阿 幹嘛”我邊喊邊摳穴

不到十秒

她就放棄抵抗

尖叫聲變成微微的嬌喘

“恩~~~阿阿阿~~~”她坐在櫃臺上

腿微微的張開

淫水從穴裡慢慢的流出

看著她的穴因為高潮而收縮

我的肉棒硬到不行

欠操

我掏出肉棒

在她穴口磨來磨去

讓她想要又不給她

“拜託……快點給我……求求你”她哀求著我

我微微笑的放進去一半

又抽出來

肉棒上滿滿都是她的淫水

滴到地板上

我再次插入

一次插到底

她皺著眉頭

“嘶~~~~~~”她雙手勾著我的脖子

表情極為享受

我開始用力的擺臀

對澳客不能太溫柔

每次都衝撞都充滿野性

“好爽阿~~~~~”她被插到雙腿大開

“再問妳一次 冰啤酒放哪?恩?妳會問妳自己奶頭長在哪嗎?恩?”我邊問邊持續抽


“穴穴裡……阿~~~”她開始胡言亂語

“妳喜歡分開結是不是 我就把精子分開射給妳!!!”

“連號比較會中是不是???跟妳說 連射比較會中!!!”

我怒火狂燒

開始加速

一手摟著她的腰

一手揉著她的奶

“穴穴要死掉了~~~~~~”她大喊

最後我射了

整整射了三十分鐘

因為我一顆一顆的分開射給她

她癱軟在地上

所有客人拍著手

“真有你的” “嘩哈哈哈哈” “正義!!”

事後

有導演把這件事拍成了電影



屄屄欸死--肉棒的正義


















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All Comments

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-07-30T07:24
主角請大發就大賣了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-07-31T21:53
小廢猜
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-08-02T12:23
連射比較會中XDDD 我笑翻了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-08-04T02:52
有點畫面XD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-08-05T17:21
媽的 一顆一顆怎麼射教一下
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-08-07T07:50
猜哥阿 有笑有推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-08-08T22:20
樓下幫算一秒射幾顆
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-08-10T12:49
我笑了XDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-08-12T03:18
一顆一顆要看醫生
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-08-13T17:48
不是要算一顆射幾秒嗎?
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-08-15T08:17
創意給推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-08-16T22:46
猜你在超商打工
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-08-18T13:15
這次不進警察局了????
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-08-20T03:45
警察先生,這邊
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-08-21T18:14
還沒找好座位就下映了
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-08-23T08:43
.......................
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-08-24T23:12
廢到笑
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-08-26T13:42
XD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-08-28T04:11
真的廢到笑了.....
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-08-29T18:40
算你一秒射2顆30分鐘妳也才射3600顆啊
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-08-31T09:09
有夠廢
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-09-01T23:39
一億顆精子 一秒兩顆 要射95年欸
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-03T14:08
〈應用〉某人共有一億顆精子 在某超商一顆一顆射 射惹
30分鐘 請問共射了幾顆精子?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-09-05T04:37
有廢有笑有推
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-09-06T19:07
抱歉我算錯應該是1.5年
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-09-08T09:36
我還以為這次會插啤酒瓶QQ
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-09-10T00:05
XDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-09-11T14:34
算你厲害!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-09-13T05:04
以為插啤酒瓶+1
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-09-14T19:33
好笑XDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-09-16T10:02
笑了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-09-18T00:31
一定不是賴X潔,我學姊才沒這麼機車
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-09-19T15:01
一顆一顆射XDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-09-21T05:30
爛死了XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-09-22T19:59
連射比較會中XD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-09-24T10:28
最後好好笑
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-09-26T00:58
一顆一顆射… 笑惹
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-09-27T15:27
廢到笑
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-09-29T05:56
有笑有推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-09-30T20:26
一顆一顆射 我相信你的三億大軍 射速定是快到不可思議
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-10-02T10:55
超廢 笑了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-10-04T01:24
有廢有笑
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-10-05T15:53
有笑有推... = =
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-10-07T06:23
這篇真的爛透了= =
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-10-08T20:52
廢到笑
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-10-10T11:21
有笑 有推
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-10-12T01:50
哈哈哈哈哈好笑欸
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-10-13T16:20
超廢哈哈哈
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-10-15T06:49
猜哥有失控有推
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-16T21:18
幹 好廢 哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-10-18T11:47
你到底為什麼這麼好笑啦幹XDDDDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-10-20T02:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-10-21T16:46
幹我到底看了什麼啊
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-10-23T07:15
猜哥佳作!
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-10-24T21:45
遇到從大包包拿出小包包拿出零錢發現零錢不夠的人齁
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-10-26T12:14
我到底看了什麼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-10-28T02:43
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-10-29T17:12
XDDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-10-31T07:42
... XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-01T22:11
超廢
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-03T12:40
==
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-11-05T03:09
廢到有剩XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-06T17:39
最後一句XDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-11-08T08:08
※ bleachman:轉錄至看板 joke <=應該會被桶 保重
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-11-09T22:37
你在演什沙小啦
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-11-11T13:06
打漆彈嘛 一顆一顆射
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-11-13T03:36
哈哈哈 一顆顆XDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-11-14T18:05
XD
William avatar
By William
at 2014-11-16T08:34
有笑XDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-17T23:04
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-11-19T13:33
哈哈哈哈哈
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-11-21T04:02
太好笑了哈哈哈哈
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-11-22T18:31
誰轉去唬爛版 這超唬爛XDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-11-24T09:01
超廢...
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-25T23:30
哈哈哈哈 超白爛的
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-11-27T13:59
分開射XDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-11-29T04:28
有人拿著槍逼我推文
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-11-30T18:58
...............
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-12-02T09:27
推 賴x潔百人展系列
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-12-03T23:56
笑了XDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-12-05T14:25
朝聖
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-12-07T04:55
與吉野家藤鷹有異曲同工之處
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-12-08T19:24
推推
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-12-10T09:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 廢到超好笑
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-12-12T00:23
一顆一顆30分鐘@@~~~
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-12-13T14:52
……
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-12-15T05:21
超好笑XDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-12-16T19:50
幹 費雯XDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-12-18T10:20
...
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-12-20T00:49
乾笑死了哈哈哈哈
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-12-21T15:18
廢到笑只好推
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-12-23T05:47
這又是殺小XD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-12-24T20:17
XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-12-26T10:46
我到底看了什麼XDDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-12-28T01:15
夠廢XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-12-29T15:44
幹果然是猜哥
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-31T06:14
XDDD
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By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-01T20:43
XDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-01-03T11:12
笑爛
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-01-05T01:42
有笑有推XDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-01-06T16:11
猜哥…XD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-01-08T06:40
超好笑XDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-01-09T21:09
超好笑的
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-11T11:39
啥小XDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-01-13T02:08
XDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-01-14T16:37
笑了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-16T07:06
棒棒
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-01-17T21:36
差點嗆到
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-19T12:05
一顆一顆XD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-01-21T02:34
X上檔下檔同一天是哪招XDDDDDDDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-22T17:03
好笑XDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-01-24T07:33
超廢wwwwwwwww
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-01-25T22:02
廢到我推了XDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-01-27T12:31
推XDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-01-29T03:01
有笑有推
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-01-30T17:30
好廢... 另外西斯版的文章不是說轉就能轉的喔
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-02-01T07:59
嘿咩
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-02-02T22:28
我才剛買票就下檔了…
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-02-04T12:58
三小拉這個XXXD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-02-06T03:27
有笑有推XDDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-02-07T17:56
笑到流淚XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-02-09T08:25
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-02-10T22:55
推持久....
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-02-12T13:24
太豪洨了Xdd
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-02-14T03:53
你一定是那店員
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-15T18:22
我是店員就不止這樣囉
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-02-17T08:52
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-02-18T23:21
三小XDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-02-20T13:50
幹費翻了XDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-02-22T04:20
猜哥出品 必屬廢文 有廢有推!!!
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-02-23T18:49
乾哈哈哈一定是賴x潔XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-02-25T09:18
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-02-26T23:47
我看了什麼啦
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-02-28T14:17
放暑假吃飽太閒齁
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-03-02T04:46
上映跟下檔同一天是不要票房逆 XDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-03-03T19:15
哈哈哈哈哈太豪洨了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-03-05T09:44
你一秒要射111顆耶
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-03-07T00:14
XDDDD
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By Xanthe
at 2015-03-08T14:43
超北爛
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By Doris
at 2015-03-10T05:12
不錯笑 給推
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By Wallis
at 2015-03-11T19:41
好笑
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By Zora
at 2015-03-13T10:11
這是一篇 連射文
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-03-15T00:40
猜哥推~~~~
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By Zenobia
at 2015-03-16T15:09
幹 超廢 再朝聖推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-03-18T05:39
朝聖!!!

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