賣肉 - 成人話題討論

Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-07-27T00:27

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今天回老家一趟
心血來潮的去菜市場走走

老家的菜市場是一間一間的攤販
ㄧ進到市場內就傳來喧嘩的叫賣聲好不熱鬧

第一間讓我駐足的攤販是賣水果的
略有年紀的老闆娘帶著韻味
水果攤的香味搭上老闆娘的味道令人著迷

『小帥溝~要買木瓜嗎?可以試吃唷!』

聽到老闆娘這樣講
我衝了進去撕開老闆娘的衣服
跳出兩顆木瓜
木瓜頭還黑黑的想必是比較熟的木瓜
我捏了捏揉了揉
最後舔ㄧ舔然後用牙齒輕咬一下
直到老闆娘腿軟說不能這樣吃
只好又捏兩下就走了
大家都知道試吃不一定要買

第二次停下腳步
是在賣魚的攤販
年輕的老闆娘穿著小熱褲看著我說

『帥哥哥~要買魚嗎?我們什麼魚都有唷!』

什麼魚都有?
看一看連鮑魚都沒有還敢大聲
我衝進去脫掉老闆娘的小熱褲
一陣騷味撲鼻而來
馬的不知道鮑魚也要冷藏嗎?
包在褲子裡都不新鮮了
不管了身為美食達人也得試吃看看
舔著鮑魚
看來是剛撈起來的還留著海洋的鹹味

鹹味刺激著味蕾
舌尖刺激著鮑魚
沒想到鮑魚突然顫抖
噴出了好多海水
舔著吸著
舌頭的顫抖挑逗著也在收縮的鮑魚
是的,這鮑魚還是活的

年輕老闆娘的鮑魚評價
色:粉紅一線 上等
香:沒冷藏,帶著即將臭酸的味道 0分
味:有海水味 剛打撈起來 算中規中矩

但沒達到色香味俱全的標準
所以沒有跟老闆娘買
不過由於活的鮑魚會噴水還蠻好玩的
又跟老闆娘多玩幾次
直到身體沒有一處是乾的我才離去

最後一間店








































『你,過來,買香腸,不然,別想走。』

叼著煙的豬肉攤老闆這麼說。




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All Comments

Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-07-27T12:01
推你......獵奇
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-07-27T23:36
說你突然改吃素啊
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-07-28T11:11
推賣香腸...XDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-28T22:45
乾感覺要被餵好多香腸了...
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-29T10:20
口爆無誤
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-07-29T21:54
好笑推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-07-30T09:29
有笑有推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-07-30T21:03
帥哥4ni?
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-07-31T08:38
隔壁老闆想普雷萬啦XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-07-31T20:12
有笑有推
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-08-01T07:47
所以賣香腸的呢 敲碗
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-08-01T19:21
嘴角失守
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-08-02T06:56
XDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-08-02T18:30
笑了XDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-08-03T06:05
笑了xDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-08-03T17:39
蠻好笑的哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-08-04T05:14
最後面舖梗成功XD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-08-04T16:49
有用心差點以為是廢文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-08-05T04:23
不錯 哈哈
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-08-05T15:58
推!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-08-06T03:32
笑了...
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-08-06T15:07
買香腸的過程勒(敲碗
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-08-07T02:41
三小啦哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-08-07T14:16
幹拎老師這篇怎麼這麼好笑www
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-08-08T01:50
推推求賣香腸後續
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-08-08T13:25
笑惹
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-08-09T00:59
美賣
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-08-09T12:34
XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-08-10T00:08
有笑有推
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-08-10T11:43
靠北
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-08-10T23:17
推哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-08-11T10:52
都說有新鮮的還需冷藏?
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-08-11T22:27
XDD 有笑有推
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-08-12T10:01
超~白痴的。
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-08-12T21:36
後面香腸推~
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-08-13T09:10
哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-08-13T20:45
haha 推
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-08-14T08:19
不錯
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-08-14T19:54
推推!!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-08-15T07:28
推哈哈哈哈
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-08-15T19:03
XDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-08-16T06:37
XD
David avatar
By David
at 2015-08-16T18:12
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-08-17T05:46
笑慘了~
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-08-17T17:21
香腸的圖呢?沒過程無法想像
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-08-18T04:55
不錯笑XDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-08-18T16:30
XD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-08-19T04:05
不錯XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-08-19T15:39
XDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-08-20T03:14
所以到底買到香腸沒
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-08-20T14:48
有笑有推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-21T02:23
優質豪洨
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-08-21T13:57
xD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-08-22T01:32
哈哈,稱為美食達人,那香腸一定要試試ㄟ!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-08-22T13:06
晚點起床吧 為你好
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-08-23T00:41
有笑有推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-08-23T12:15
靠杯 有笑有推
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-08-23T23:50
XDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-08-24T11:24
i服漏u
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-08-24T22:59
譜梗譜很久齁 XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-25T10:33
豬肉店老闆有順便教你嚐嚐他私房的菊花肉嗎?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-08-25T22:08
幹 好煩 哈哈哈
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-08-26T09:43
而且一次都賣很多根?還有大腸包小腸
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-26T21:17
乾後勁好強XDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-08-27T08:52
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-08-27T20:26
乾清流XDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-08-28T08:01
推香腸拉要繼續豪洨喔哈哈哈
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-08-28T19:35
洨上腦射出來變文字,好章好章
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-08-29T07:10
好球
David avatar
By David
at 2015-08-29T18:44
哈哈哈 有夠北七XDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2015-08-30T06:19
推霸氣豬肉攤老闆
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-08-30T17:53
你就是豬肉攤老闆吧 哈哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-08-31T05:28
XDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-08-31T17:02
有夠廢哈哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-09-01T04:37
幹有點驚恐 這要轉媽佛吧
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-09-01T16:11
香腸故事勒,不要富姦
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-02T03:46
幹好恐怖
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-09-02T15:21
給我過來吃香腸
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-09-03T02:55
傑哥表示:讓我看看
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-09-03T14:30
還好老闆娘沒有說,幹嘛你幹嘛啊,不然猜哥會跑出來
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-09-04T02:04
嘴角上揚
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-09-04T13:39
試吃香腸的過程呢?
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-09-05T01:13
哈哈哈
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-09-05T12:48
XDDD已腿軟
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-09-06T00:22
有笑給推XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-09-06T11:57
哈哈哈
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-09-06T23:31
已寄 回我
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-09-07T11:06
原po現在被塞滿滿香腸沒辦法打後續了
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-07T22:40
香腸必買必吃
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-09-08T10:15
超好笑
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-09-08T21:49
乾推香腸哈哈哈
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-09-09T09:24
昨天才吃了一組大腸包小腸
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-09T20:59
是想表達別做夢了,吃屌吧你?XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-09-10T08:33
XDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-10T20:08
北ㄑ...不過笑惹XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

邱媽媽炒飯

Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-25T15:54
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