請推薦炒飯時的簡單問答 - 成人話題討論

Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2012-11-12T23:59

Table of Contents

※ 引述《ciaerin (^^)》之銘言:
: 如題
: 女友是個害羞內向的女生
: 即時 enjoy 在炒飯
: 也不太願意表現的太過淫蕩
: 頂多就是嗯嗯哀哀一下
: 還會刻意放低音量
: 所以我常常不曉得她到了什麼狀態了
: 總需要用問的 像前天的對話

其實爽不爽,何必要用問的,有時候推得正爽,女友往往被你一個問題打斷,
造成分心,後頭還要花更多精力找回感覺,何苦來哉,不過既然你需要一些情
趣性的問題,本人可以提供你一些問答做為參考。

但是後果自負。

先說明,本人老婆因為是走傳統派、本格派路線,因此本人從來都沒有想要用
羞恥系調教系的方進行問答....


: 有請各位大大 幫小弟想一些比較簡單又有情趣的問題
: 讓我試試看效果如何 感恩



『如何開口找老婆做愛?』


一、

先躺在床上只穿一條緊緊小內褲,等老婆上床時搖動臀部示意。

解答:老婆不是看電視就是滑手機,然後就寢。(失敗)


二、

我 :老婆,咩咻幹某?(單刀直入)

老婆:幹你的頭啦!!低級....(失敗)


三、

我 :蕭解~窩科以招妮達個拋嗎?(老外中文腔)

老婆:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!(失敗)


四、

我 :要不要準備生個第二胎?(功利主義型+內射需求)

老婆:好呀..等等,我算一下今天是不是排卵日,不能隨便浪費。(翻找筆記)

我 :......

老婆:過幾天再來好了,把彈藥給我存好。(失敗)




『如何找老婆幫忙吸吸』


一、

我 :來幫腦公幫忙吹一下~

老婆:呸!!「厭惡的表情」(失敗)


二、

我 :可不可以跟我的小老弟聊聊天?

老婆:聊個屁...「厭惡的表情」(失敗)


三、

我 :含雞雞、拿獎金,恭喜妳獲得含雞雞大賽的決賽資格。

老婆:有多少錢?你又偷藏私房錢了對不對?交出來!!(失敗)




『做愛時的私房話』


一、

我 :老婆..蘇不蘇湖~蘇不蘇湖嘛~~有蘇湖嗎?

老婆:我想睡了。=.=


二、

我 :欸....妳剛剛洗完澡有沒有關瓦斯。

老婆:嗯嗯嗯嗯....(喘氣聲)

我 :到底有沒有關瓦斯啊?

老婆:你他媽的一定要邊做邊問我瓦斯關了沒嗎!!!!

我 :要是瓦斯沒關,我會督得不踏實,我去檢查一下好了。

(當晚就沒有繼續嘿咻了..)


三、

我 :換個姿勢....等等..啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!

老婆:你幹嘛了?

我 :我的小腿抽筋了!!

老婆:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!

我 :啊啊....痛痛痛!!

老婆:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!(持續狂笑)

(姿勢不要換得太勤快。)


四、

我 :老婆....

老婆:嗯嗯嗯嗯..?

我 :老婆....

老婆:幹嘛啦。

我 :為什麼妳的表情看起來這麼猙獰?是因為快高潮了嗎?

老婆:囧

(到後面老婆一直擺著臭臉....)


五、

我 :老婆....

老婆:嗯嗯嗯嗯?

我 :可不可以複習一下以前的遊戲,崩崩叫個幾聲來聽聽。

老婆:不要再給我提什麼加油站的遊戲了!!想到就不爽!!崩崩崩,崩個屁啊!!

(往事不堪回首)


六、

前幾天的半夜..

我 :老婆....

老婆:嗯嗯嗯嗯?

我 :你有聽過安麗嗎?

老婆:什麼是安麗?

我 :呃....安麗就是直銷。

老婆:你什麼時候跑去做直銷了!!(質問)

我 :不是不是....我只是看能不能在床上用個梗來增加情趣....

老婆:你老實說..你是不是跑去聽什麼直銷大會,我跟你說..BALABALA

(後面我被灌輸半個小時直銷不能碰的道理,雞雞都已經軟掉了。)


七、

某次轉換姿勢 女上男下時。

我 :上來,幫我放進去~

老婆:放什麼進去?

我 :當然是把雞雞放進去啊!!難不成是要放手機進去喔!!

老婆:你是在兇屁喔!!

(不用問..最後什麼都沒放進去了。)


八、

某年的十一月....

老婆:腦公~

我 :嗯嗯嗯?

老婆:腦公~~~

我 :幹嘛啦!!

老婆:明天你不是休假嗎?陪我去逛週年慶好嗎?一樓XX櫃在做特賣..BALABALA

我 :蛤......可是我不想去人擠人。

老婆:好不好嘛~(Pump開始施壓)

我 :好好好好!!去去去去!!

(貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場。)




別客氣,有需要的儘管拿去用,都經過本人認證,保證增加床笫情趣,不用謝
我了,男人就是要互相幫忙^^。


最後,打砲還是專心的推進就好,別學什麼kurtc 之前老是在床上胡搞,搞到
現在老婆防他跟防賊一樣,切記啊。







--
我 :老婆,可不可以手臂微抬、輕輕握拳、邊向前抓幾下在喵個幾聲~

老婆:喵~!?(附加抓撓動作)

我 :嗚啊啊啊啊啊啊!!根本一點都不萌啊!!!!

--
Tags: 做愛

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By Elvira
at 2012-11-15T03:02
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at 2012-11-17T06:06
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at 2012-11-21T12:13
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at 2012-12-17T00:56
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at 2013-01-11T13:40
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at 2013-02-08T05:27
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at 2013-02-10T08:31
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at 2013-03-05T18:10
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at 2013-03-14T06:25
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at 2013-03-20T15:36
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at 2013-03-22T18:39
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at 2013-03-24T21:43
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at 2013-03-27T00:46
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at 2013-03-29T03:50
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at 2013-03-31T06:54
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at 2013-04-02T09:57
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at 2013-04-04T13:01
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at 2013-04-06T16:05
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at 2013-04-08T19:08
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at 2013-04-10T22:12
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at 2013-04-13T01:15
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at 2013-04-15T04:19
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at 2013-04-17T07:23
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at 2013-04-19T10:26
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at 2013-04-21T13:30
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at 2013-04-27T22:41
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at 2013-04-30T01:44
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at 2013-05-02T04:48
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at 2013-05-04T07:52
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at 2013-05-06T10:55
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at 2013-05-08T13:59
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at 2013-05-12T20:06
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at 2013-05-14T23:10
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at 2013-05-17T02:13
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at 2013-05-19T05:17
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at 2013-05-21T08:20
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at 2013-05-23T11:24
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at 2013-05-25T14:28
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By Megan
at 2013-05-27T17:31
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By Zora
at 2013-05-29T20:35
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By Iris
at 2013-05-31T23:39
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By Thomas
at 2013-06-03T02:42
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By Susan
at 2013-06-05T05:46
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By Franklin
at 2013-06-07T08:49
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at 2013-06-09T11:53
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By Catherine
at 2013-06-11T14:57
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By Elizabeth
at 2013-06-13T18:00
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By Tracy
at 2013-06-15T21:04
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By Andy
at 2013-06-18T00:08
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By Tom
at 2013-06-20T03:11
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By Gilbert
at 2013-06-22T06:15
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By Blanche
at 2013-06-24T09:18
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By Michael
at 2013-06-26T12:22
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By Olive
at 2013-06-28T15:26
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By Adele
at 2013-06-30T18:29
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By David
at 2013-07-02T21:33
笑了 推
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By Ida
at 2013-07-05T00:36
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-07-07T03:40
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By David
at 2013-07-09T06:44
K大出品 必屬佳作 XDDDD
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By Gilbert
at 2013-07-11T09:47
雙腿軟了...
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-07-13T12:51
太屌了!!!!!!!!
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By Heather
at 2013-07-15T15:55
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By Linda
at 2013-07-17T18:58
雖然很久前看到崩崩崩的梗 但實在太有印象了 XDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2013-07-19T22:02
看到含雞雞拿獎金 還有 關瓦斯了沒 笑到不行xDDDDDD
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By Bennie
at 2013-07-22T01:05
靠腰XDDD
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By Emily
at 2013-07-24T04:09
靠邀去看csi忘了搶首推
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By Hedwig
at 2013-07-26T07:13
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By Carolina Franco
at 2013-07-28T10:16
西斯之神不推不行
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By Hedwig
at 2013-07-30T13:20
K大出現了!!
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By Edwina
at 2013-08-01T16:23
k大專業文啊!!!!
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By John
at 2013-08-03T19:27
XDD
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By Audriana
at 2013-08-05T22:31
本系列最好笑!
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By Necoo
at 2013-08-08T01:34
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By Isla
at 2013-08-10T04:38
幹…這篇太白爛了。XD
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By Megan
at 2013-08-12T07:42
果然是K大,寶刀未老。
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By Brianna
at 2013-08-14T10:45
!!!!
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By Kyle
at 2013-08-16T13:49
推!
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By Michael
at 2013-08-18T16:52
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By Joe
at 2013-08-20T19:56
超強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Eden
at 2013-08-22T23:00
XDD
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By Edward Lewis
at 2013-08-25T02:03
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By Ivy
at 2013-08-27T05:07
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By Franklin
at 2013-08-29T08:10
XDDD
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By Zora
at 2013-08-31T11:14
朝聖阿!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Audriana
at 2013-09-02T14:18
k大加油好嗎!!我第二胎都五個月咧!!
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By Jake
at 2013-09-04T17:21
XD
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By Zora
at 2013-09-06T20:25
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By Delia
at 2013-09-08T23:29
XDD
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By Carol
at 2013-09-11T02:32
越後面越好笑XDDD
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By Daph Bay
at 2013-09-13T05:36
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場XDDDDDDD
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By Wallis
at 2013-09-15T08:39
靠背 阿XDDDD 是K大!!
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By Kyle
at 2013-09-17T11:43
笑到肚子痛...朝聖!!!
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By Sandy
at 2013-09-19T14:47
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By Skylar Davis
at 2013-09-21T17:50
含雞雞、拿獎金超好笑XDDDD
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By Linda
at 2013-09-23T20:54
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By Yedda
at 2013-09-25T23:57
XDDDDDDDDDDD靠杯 超好笑
William avatar
By William
at 2013-09-28T03:01
大推!!!剛吵完架的壞心情一掃而空 XDDD
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By Lily
at 2013-09-30T06:05
K大推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2013-10-02T09:08
含雞雞 超好笑XDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2013-10-04T12:12
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2013-10-06T15:16
哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-10-08T18:19
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2013-10-10T21:23
XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2013-10-13T00:26
好像都是失敗的吼= =,好笑給推!!!!!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2013-10-15T03:30
這樣也行? XDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2013-10-17T06:34
蕭解~窩科以招妮達個拋嗎?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-10-19T09:37
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 K大阿 !!!!!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2013-10-21T12:41
XDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2013-10-23T15:45
K大!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-10-25T18:48
哈哈哈哈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2013-10-27T21:52
太好笑了,為什麼你的梗這麼多阿 XDDDDDDDDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2013-10-30T00:55
崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2013-11-01T03:59
我光看到範例一大概就猜的出作者是誰....
拉回上面果然是!!!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2013-11-03T07:03
超好笑
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2013-11-05T10:06
K大推~~~~~
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2013-11-07T13:10
西斯之光!!!!你有聽過崩崩崩崩崩嗎?
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-11-09T16:13
好笑 推推
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2013-11-11T19:17
安麗戳中我笑點XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2013-11-13T22:21
大神啊~不推不行!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2013-11-16T01:24
喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2013-11-18T04:28
超好笑!! 想請問一下崩崩崩是甚麼梗?
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2013-11-20T07:32
我認為K大沒搭上最近文青熱潮...應該有富堅!!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2013-11-22T10:35
來辦個安麗杯廢文大賽應該不錯
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2013-11-24T13:39
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場!哈哈哈哈哈哈太經典了!!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2013-11-26T16:42
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2013-11-28T19:46
大推....
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2013-11-30T22:50
實在是太靠北了 看到崩崩崩再次大笑XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2013-12-03T01:53
K大必推阿
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2013-12-05T04:57
你有聽過安麗嗎?XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2013-12-07T08:00
用力推推推~~~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-12-09T11:04
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2013-12-11T14:08
not bad
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-12-13T17:11
歡樂100點阿!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2013-12-15T20:15
K大出品 必屬良品!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2013-12-17T23:19
推推Y
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2013-12-20T02:22
光看內容就知道是K大 XDXD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2013-12-22T05:26
K大!!!!!
George avatar
By George
at 2013-12-24T08:29
當你老婆好幸福喔~~~~好有趣的人喔~~~羨慕>/////<
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-12-26T11:33
K大!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2013-12-28T14:37
K大必推
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2013-12-30T17:40
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-01-01T20:44
可是看起來都是失敗的例子耶..??
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-01-03T23:47
K大!!!!拜~~~
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-01-06T02:51
推~~~
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-01-08T05:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-01-10T08:58
XDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-01-12T12:02
K大推推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-01-14T15:06
K大必推
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-01-16T18:09
k大必推
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-01-18T21:13
哈哈哈XDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-01-21T00:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-01-23T03:20
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場。XDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-01-25T06:24
K大文章‧未看先推~
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-01-27T09:27
好文佳作,K大必推~~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-01-29T12:31
含雞雞、拿獎金XDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-01-31T15:34
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-02-02T18:38
是k大!!!!!
James avatar
By James
at 2014-02-04T21:42
簽名檔好好笑!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-02-07T00:45
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-02-09T03:49
太爆笑..不推不行
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-02-11T06:53
好久不見的K大啊
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-02-13T09:56
K大真的太歡樂了XDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-02-15T13:00
幹我上班憋笑鱉的很辛苦XD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-02-17T16:03
k大一出手 便知有沒有XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-02-19T19:07
靠..K大重出江湖...貪圖一時爽.鈔票火葬場XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-02-21T22:11
安麗又出現了 XDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-02-24T01:14
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-02-26T04:18
本格派路線XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-02-28T07:22
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-03-02T10:25
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場。XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-03-04T13:29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-03-06T16:32
XDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-03-08T19:36
哈哈哈~k大必推啊~
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-03-10T22:40
XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-03-13T01:43
西斯板還是有救的!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-03-15T04:47
哈哈哈哈,超好笑
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-03-17T07:50
好好笑 XDDDDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-03-19T10:54
so so
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-03-21T13:58
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-03-23T17:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-03-25T20:05
William avatar
By William
at 2014-03-27T23:09
含雞雞拿獎金 完全是我的笑點xddd太白痴了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-03-30T02:12
K大必推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-04-01T05:16
居然是許久不見的K大!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-04-03T08:19
推~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-04-05T11:23
大推
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-04-07T14:27
笑死我了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-04-09T17:30
好笑
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-04-11T20:34
崩崩崩 請朝聖 #1As_cbp1 (sex)
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-04-13T23:37
有笑有推XD
William avatar
By William
at 2014-04-16T02:41
XDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-04-18T05:45
超好笑的
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-04-20T08:48
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-04-22T11:52
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 快笑死
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-04-24T14:56
超好笑,必推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-04-26T17:59
含雞雞拿獎金 XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-04-28T21:03
K大推
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-05-01T00:06
K大!!!!XDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-05-03T03:10
Kj超好笑XDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-05-05T06:14
求加油站詳細
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-05-07T09:17
哈哈哈
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-05-09T12:21
K大好久不見
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-05-11T15:24
最後的簽名檔超棒
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-05-13T18:28
推!!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-05-15T21:32
推K大
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-05-18T00:35
笑翻了
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-05-20T03:39
你聽過安麗嗎?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-05-22T06:43
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-05-24T09:46
k大等你的文章等好久啊!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-05-26T12:50
貪圖一時爽,鈔票火葬場。
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-05-28T15:53
K大必推XDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-05-30T18:57
XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-06-01T22:01
含雞雞、拿獎金 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-06-04T01:04
幹笑翻XDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-06-06T04:08
專業!!!!!XDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-06-08T07:11
哈哈哈~~K大專業!!!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-06-10T10:15
太好笑了XD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-06-12T13:19
真的有這麼好笑嗎…xddd
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-06-14T16:22
笑翻了 XDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-06-16T19:26
JE0 J83N
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-06-18T22:30
是k大!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-06-21T01:33
看到這ID我忍不住
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-06-23T04:37
K大可以上西斯了!!!!!!!!!!!?
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-06-25T07:40
XD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-06-27T10:44
好歡樂的夫妻XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-06-29T13:48
回憶~崩~崩~崩~崩~~~ K大必推阿!!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-07-01T16:51
推!!!!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-07-03T19:55
k大太好笑了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-07-03T23:41
K大是說這些事不能做
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-07-06T02:45
k大耶~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-07-08T05:48
K大必推!!!!!!!!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-07-10T08:52
太棒啦 XDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-07-12T11:55
碰碰碰也兩三年了吧XD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-07-14T14:59
K大必推!!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-07-16T18:03
哈哈哈哈哈...以後我也會變這樣嗎~"~
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-07-18T21:06
蕭解~窩科以招妮達個拋嗎
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-07-21T00:10
含雞雞拿獎金XDDDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-07-23T03:13
XDDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-07-25T06:17
K大必推阿阿阿阿阿阿
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-07-27T09:21
被M了耶 哈哈 這篇文太強大了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-07-29T12:24
從頭笑到尾 哈哈哈哈哈
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-07-31T15:28
K大好久不見了...超好笑的啊..繃繃繃繃繃...XDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-08-02T18:32
有情有義西斯人!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-08-04T21:35
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-08-07T00:39
安麗實在是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-08-09T03:42
K大文必推!!!!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-08-11T06:46
做到一半要關瓦斯實在太好笑了~ XD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-08-13T09:50
推阿XD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-08-15T12:53
有神必推啊啊啊!!!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-08-17T15:57
只能推了
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-08-19T19:00
K大必推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-08-21T22:04
推推!!!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-08-24T01:08
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-08-26T04:11
推推
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-08-28T07:15
push
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-08-30T10:19
KKKKKKKKKKKKK大!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-09-01T13:22
必推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-09-03T16:26
朝聖K大!!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-09-05T19:29
你有聽過安麗麻
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-09-07T22:33
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-09-10T01:37
推了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-09-12T04:40
真是太有才了
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-09-14T07:44
這篇我這次快笑死了....哈哈哈哈哈
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-09-16T10:47
Good
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-09-18T13:51
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-09-20T16:55
K大出品 推推推!!!!
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-09-22T19:58
K大出品 必屬佳作!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-09-24T23:02
K大必推!!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-09-27T02:06
K大必推
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-09-29T05:09
推!!!
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-10-01T08:13
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了!!K大必推!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-10-03T11:16
笑翻了!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-10-05T14:20
換個姿勢....等等..啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!XDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-10-07T17:24
XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-10-09T20:27
別學什麼kurtc 之前老是在床上胡搞 XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-10-14T02:01
簽名檔欠揍啊 XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-10-16T05:05
超好笑的!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-10-18T08:08
XDDDDDDD K大真的梗很多ㄝ
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-10-20T11:12
大笑XDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-22T14:16
k大必推
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-10-24T17:19
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了!XDDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-26T20:23
k大好久不見1
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-28T23:26
XD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-10-31T02:30
k大必推!!!!!!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-11-02T05:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-11-04T08:37
k大淚推啊!~
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-11-06T11:41
K大推
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-11-08T14:44
好懷念啊加油站XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-11-10T17:48
K大 大家都很想你欸!!!!!!!!!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-11-12T20:52
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-11-14T23:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-11-17T02:59
朝聖XD\
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-11-19T06:03
XDDDD K大文 必推阿
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-11-21T09:06
哈哈哈哈哈!!XDDDDDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-11-23T12:10
火葬場XDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-11-25T15:13
XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-11-27T18:17
XD

版上有人高中就第一次了嗎?

John avatar
By John
at 2012-11-01T23:56
※ 引述《cena0605 (姜西拿)》之銘言: : 常常看到很多高中自拍 : 高中的愛不就是那種純純的愛 : 牽牽手 親親嘴 : 有版友高中就做愛了嗎? : 可不可以分享一下經驗? : 感恩 剛上高中那一年的新生暑期輔導,認識了一個超正管樂社的學姊 一直告訴我高中一定要玩社團 巴拉巴拉 因為她的關係, ...

版上有人高中就第一次了嗎?

Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-11-01T08:31
文章很長 算是初戀和第一次的回憶 大約十多年前 在北投念國中時 當時很喜歡一個隔壁班家裡開牛肉麵店的女生   在那個年代只要不小心對同學說出自已喜歡誰 不用幾天整個學校都會知道 那時候班上有個像大姐一樣的同學 看我不敢當面講 就拉著我要幫我告白 我永遠記得那牛肉麵女孩當著我的面對別人說 an ...

版上有人高中就第一次了嗎?

George avatar
By George
at 2012-10-31T23:35
※ 引述《cena0605 (姜西拿)》之銘言: : 常常看到很多高中自拍 : 高中的愛不就是那種純純的愛 : 牽牽手 親親嘴 : 有版友高中就做愛了嗎? : 可不可以分享一下經驗? : 感恩 強者我同事的女兒,今年16歲, 已經每天帶男友回家了(也是16歲)。 她媽媽當年也是一時衝動,才18歲就跟男人 ...

Fw: 我與熟女姐姐的故事

John avatar
By John
at 2012-09-21T01:19
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