請問面對親戚好意該何解？ - 成人話題討論

Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-02-21T17:07

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不知不覺蛇蛇也到了被相親der年紀

這次過年團聚被問到有無女友

知道沒有之後親戚很熱心的想介紹對象給蛇蛇我

還有人偷偷說能量憋著太久沒釋放很容易憋出一身病

但重點是蛇蛇目前有several的友

你們懂what I mention about

但親戚一直熱心安排我跟那女子食飯

怎麼辦

雖然那女的蠻我的菜

我怕那女的跟我吃一吃也變我的友的其中之一

這樣日後親戚問起會很尷尬阿阿阿

而且一直打炮會不會死掉>_<

求求西斯版der大大救救我

謝謝大家



西斯點：之前和前女友常晚上在學校親親摸摸後

兩個人就受不了跑到女廁%%%

有一次旁邊間剛好有人進來上廁所

我就故意大力加速

看著女友想叫又咬著衣服的憋臉

我就不小心射在裡面ler

Q_Q





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By Una
at 2015-02-24T02:38
先說你是不是跟便斗%%%%%
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By Edward Lewis
at 2015-02-26T12:08
從過年睡到現在嗎
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By Rebecca
at 2015-02-28T21:39
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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-03-03T07:10
喜氣洋洋
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By Ursula
at 2015-03-05T16:40
幫補血！！
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By Olivia
at 2015-03-08T02:11
三小
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By Donna
at 2015-03-10T11:41
J3小?
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By Olga
at 2015-03-12T21:12
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By Leila
at 2015-03-15T06:42
不解釋
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By Madame
at 2015-03-17T16:13
射完手擦衣服？
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By Quintina
at 2015-03-20T01:43
警察 就是他在女廁打搶！
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By Jack
at 2015-03-22T11:14
哪裡學的中文?
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By Ula
at 2015-03-24T20:44
......歪果仁?
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By Rebecca
at 2015-03-27T06:15
怎不安靜點
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By Charlie
at 2015-03-29T15:46
I have no idea
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By Rae
at 2015-04-01T01:16
工三小...。樓下幫翻譯
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By Oliver
at 2015-04-03T10:47
他媽是工三米挖溝
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By Ophelia
at 2015-04-05T20:17
WTF u talking about?
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By Edith
at 2015-04-08T05:48
講中文?供殺小
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By Candice
at 2015-04-10T15:18
補刀
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By Robert
at 2015-04-13T00:49
幫補血
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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-15T10:19
沙小？
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By Zenobia
at 2015-04-17T19:50
目前還沒有人類變成飛機杯的相關紀錄
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By Charlotte
at 2015-04-20T05:21
醒了再說
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By Frederica
at 2015-04-22T14:51
維大力?義大利?
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By Irma
at 2015-04-25T00:22
XXX等你把英文文法練好再來補推吧
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By Olive
at 2015-04-27T09:52
好煩喔 你國小有畢業嗎
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By Joe
at 2015-04-29T19:23
的友
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By Noah
at 2015-05-02T04:53
幫補刀no thanks
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By Adele
at 2015-05-04T14:24
說啥
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By Hedda
at 2015-05-06T23:54
嗯^ ^?
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By Ina
at 2015-05-09T09:25
蛤?
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By Queena
at 2015-05-11T18:55
2沒壞
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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-05-14T04:26
...
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By Puput
at 2015-05-16T13:57
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By Mia
at 2015-05-18T23:27
三小
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By Andrew
at 2015-05-21T08:58
喜氣
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By Lily
at 2015-05-23T18:28
新春愉快
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By Olivia
at 2015-05-26T03:59
三小
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By Agatha
at 2015-05-28T13:29
跨謀啦
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By Hardy
at 2015-05-30T23:00
講中文
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By Linda
at 2015-06-02T08:30
滾
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By Bethany
at 2015-06-04T18:01
我懂你
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By Oliver
at 2015-06-07T03:32
…
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By Dorothy
at 2015-06-09T13:02
是Internationalization 國中單字 。 純噓破爛英文
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By Brianna
at 2015-06-11T22:33
哪來的廢文啊
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By Robert
at 2015-06-14T08:03
跨謀
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By Jessica
at 2015-06-16T17:34
看到一半一直英文 話不會好好講喔
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By Margaret
at 2015-06-19T03:04
該說的話好好說
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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-21T12:35
等包油飯
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By Bennie
at 2015-06-23T22:05
惡靈退散
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By Suhail Hany
at 2015-06-26T07:36
食飯，飲茶？
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By Jake
at 2015-06-28T17:06
過年不開心嗎？
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By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-01T02:37
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只好按2
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By Michael
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你怎麼連話都說不清楚
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純噓雜英廢文
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By Erin
at 2015-07-10T16:39
系咧共狹小！
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By Oscar
at 2015-07-13T02:10
英文不好的話別勉強
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at 2015-07-15T11:40
乖 重讀英文
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at 2015-07-22T16:12
還在睡嗎??
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at 2015-07-27T11:13
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By Heather
at 2015-07-29T20:44
食飯？
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By Eden
at 2015-08-01T06:14
食飯? 港仔?!
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By Eden
at 2015-08-03T15:45
英文練好一點啦
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at 2015-08-06T01:15
說人話
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有病就要看醫生
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港仔不要偷渡來台灣打工 說人話？

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