請問要怎約到心儀很久的女同事 - 成人話題討論

By Olivia
at 2017-08-23T17:29

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請問各位版大
該女同事跟魯宅同樓層，
茶水間或電梯遇到，她會多看我噁宅
幾眼（確定不是發自內心的噁爛看）
是覺得廢宅我還不錯的那種眼神！
小魯很想幹她已經想很久了！
請問要如何向她告白呢？
不是想約會吃飯追求那種表白
是想幹好幾砲那種心理上的坦承
笨宅我倒底該怎麼作呢？
請萬能的西斯版帥哥美女給點指引吧

補個西斯點：
前女友最愛我口爆她了！
BJ要口爆、抽插快射也要拔出
來口爆！根本像是減肥運動，
一個禮拜機乎要交好多發的功課。
覺得累累.....

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By Liam
at 2017-08-24T17:01

咩

By Eartha
at 2017-08-25T16:33

修

By Mason
at 2017-08-26T16:05

叫一聲咩就可以了嗎？！

By Catherine
at 2017-08-27T15:37

這簡單。下次碰到，在她耳邊細語「你很想做愛吧^_^」
立馬手到擒來，不用謝我了。

By Kyle
at 2017-08-28T15:09

我懂了！你們要叫我說...咩修竿嗎？

By Zenobia
at 2017-08-29T14:41

你講到第二個字差不多就可以去做筆錄了

By Edith
at 2017-08-30T14:13

到警局記得報個平安

By Caitlin
at 2017-08-31T13:45

對她用左手比1右手比O，然後雙手打架，還要人家教

By Steve
at 2017-09-01T13:17

你是三歲自耕農嗎?

By Freda
at 2017-09-02T12:49

前幾樓的推文哈哈哈

By Megan
at 2017-09-03T12:21

在茶水間跟她多聊幾句，就說你很久沒喝茶了

By Irma
at 2017-09-04T11:53

都喝幾度茶？

By Cara
at 2017-09-05T11:25

跟她講 ooo 我要幹死妳

By Regina
at 2017-09-06T10:57

不要誤會她看妳以為她喜歡你，她看你的含意是肥宅男是
看到不想看，但第一次看到又廢又噁的肥宅男

By Gary
at 2017-09-07T10:29

如果是心儀已久你不應該是來西斯版問

By Dora
at 2017-09-08T10:00

修竿嗎

By Rachel
at 2017-09-09T09:32

掏一疊鈔票出來先

By Emma
at 2017-09-10T09:04

想幹是一回事，平常還有啥互動啊？

By Selena
at 2017-09-11T08:36

沒互動就別冒險了，除非你夠帥

By Kama
at 2017-09-12T08:08

口袋不小心掉出海神的鑰匙...

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-09-13T07:40

微笑打招呼只是禮貌好嗎

By Susan
at 2017-09-14T07:12

先聊的起來再說

By Regina
at 2017-09-15T06:44

買青草茶問她要。要修肝嗎

By Quintina
at 2017-09-16T06:16

May show gun more

By Kyle
at 2017-09-17T05:48

我家新買了大電視跟大沙發

By Hedda
at 2017-09-18T05:20

要不要來我家看貓

By Joe
at 2017-09-19T04:52

你平常跟她互動0嗎

By Tom
at 2017-09-20T04:24

掏出來

By Selena
at 2017-09-21T03:56

去撞他車的保險桿,然後問他要不要修桿
這暗示她看懂不懂,不懂也不會被告~~選我正解

By Erin
at 2017-09-22T03:28

醒醒你只有肥宅男同事

By Ethan
at 2017-09-23T03:00

看到對方的時候背後有音樂響起開始跳舞嗎？

By David
at 2017-09-24T02:32

靠腰喔修桿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2017-09-25T02:04

撞壞她保險桿然後問要修桿嗎？

By Lauren
at 2017-09-26T01:36

我覺得你可以試圖敲昏她以後再上來問一次，記得附註
線上等，急。

By Tracy
at 2017-09-27T01:08

咩

By Kristin
at 2017-09-28T00:40

秀

By Madame
at 2017-09-29T00:12

$$$$$$

By Caitlin
at 2017-09-29T23:44

保險桿那個對方可能真的會說好= =

By Robert
at 2017-09-30T23:16

警局見

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-10-01T22:48

強姦他啊>/////<

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-10-02T22:20

露屌

By Steve
at 2017-10-03T21:52

穿著Armani跟她說你家又大又舒服啊

By Jake
at 2017-10-04T21:24

修桿XD

By Jack
at 2017-10-05T20:56

關鍵字茶水間這還不會嗎

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-10-06T20:28

你碰觸她身體看他反應啊

By Emma
at 2017-10-07T19:59

靠北修杆笑死

By Catherine
at 2017-10-08T19:31

修保險桿Xddd

By Robert
at 2017-10-09T19:03

直接露出你的大包，前提是要大包

By Sandy
at 2017-10-10T18:35

問她說有沒有推薦的海鮮店，最近想吃鮑魚！？

By Brianna
at 2017-10-11T18:07

好的，請修桿謝謝。484桿桿的？

By Joseph
at 2017-10-12T17:39

人家有男友啊，你還想幹嘛？

By Regina
at 2017-10-13T17:11

強姦唯一解

By Tom
at 2017-10-14T16:43

先上再說

By Candice
at 2017-10-15T16:15

有教過還會這樣問

By Damian
at 2017-10-16T15:47

在茶水間問她，你的水怎麼這麼多？

By Charlie
at 2017-10-17T15:19

直接強暴她不用問了

By Ophelia
at 2017-10-18T14:51

時間停止器

By Enid
at 2017-10-19T14:23

直接問啊 may show gun more?

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