請問站過產房搖滾區的大大? - 成人話題討論

By Michael
at 2017-10-02T16:19
at 2017-10-02T16:19
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※ 引述《masi (專業酸民)》之銘言:
: 聽說有站過產房搖滾區的,
: 貌似後來都會陽痿的樣子。
: 但我不解的是,站搖滾區經驗最豐富的應該是醫師阿。
: 為何醫師沒聽說有啥陽痿的問題?
: 請問搖滾區到底會看到什模讓你痿呢?
這位弟兄安安,哈里路亞
神父我有站過兩次產房搖滾區
回想當年,第一胎被推進去,護理濕問我:「你要進去嗎?」
我也天人交戰了3秒鐘
不過因為那個護理濕長得蠻正的,我還是跟她進去產房了
想說可以多看她兩眼也好......
進去之後,媽惹法克!!!!
產房如戰場,真的一點也不誇張!
老婆哀嚎聲,醫濕、護理濕急促的話語聲,還有醫療器材的嗶嗶聲,
此起彼落,繞梁三日不絕於耳
當時的我,只希望小孩趕緊生出來,結束這種無法控制的場面
然後內心也在想,媽惹下次我絕對不要再進搖滾區了!
但是,就是這個但是,
當我看到小孩出來的那一刻,不虎爛...瞬間濕了、也硬了
因為太感動,所以眼眶濕了、因為太激動,所以拳頭硬了...
當正妹護理濕抱著小孩靠近我給我們看時,
對內心的衝擊,超過人生前面30年加起來的衝擊!
因為眼前的這個生物,是因為我才存在的啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!
那種成就點GET的感受,真的是難以言喻
於是我就決定,以後一定要進搖滾區!
附帶一題,搖滾區不是站在腳邊盯著你老婆的鮑魚看,
那邊是一級戰區,給醫濕和護理濕打仗的,
你是站在老婆身邊,握著他的手,一起陪著他喘氣的!
以上報告,哈里路亞
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: 聽說有站過產房搖滾區的,
: 貌似後來都會陽痿的樣子。
: 但我不解的是,站搖滾區經驗最豐富的應該是醫師阿。
: 為何醫師沒聽說有啥陽痿的問題?
: 請問搖滾區到底會看到什模讓你痿呢?
這位弟兄安安,哈里路亞
神父我有站過兩次產房搖滾區
回想當年,第一胎被推進去,護理濕問我:「你要進去嗎?」
我也天人交戰了3秒鐘
不過因為那個護理濕長得蠻正的,我還是跟她進去產房了
想說可以多看她兩眼也好......
進去之後,媽惹法克!!!!
產房如戰場,真的一點也不誇張!
老婆哀嚎聲,醫濕、護理濕急促的話語聲,還有醫療器材的嗶嗶聲,
此起彼落,繞梁三日不絕於耳
當時的我,只希望小孩趕緊生出來,結束這種無法控制的場面
然後內心也在想,媽惹下次我絕對不要再進搖滾區了!
但是,就是這個但是,
當我看到小孩出來的那一刻,不虎爛...瞬間濕了、也硬了
因為太感動,所以眼眶濕了、因為太激動,所以拳頭硬了...
當正妹護理濕抱著小孩靠近我給我們看時,
對內心的衝擊,超過人生前面30年加起來的衝擊!
因為眼前的這個生物,是因為我才存在的啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!
那種成就點GET的感受,真的是難以言喻
於是我就決定,以後一定要進搖滾區!
附帶一題,搖滾區不是站在腳邊盯著你老婆的鮑魚看,
那邊是一級戰區,給醫濕和護理濕打仗的,
你是站在老婆身邊,握著他的手,一起陪著他喘氣的!
以上報告,哈里路亞
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