請問男生在大號時 - 成人話題討論

Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-01-13T09:12

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請問男生大號時 踩坐姿的話
那根都放在哪?
軟的或是勃起中會放不同地方嗎?
怎麼放比較不會碰到馬桶內緣?

蹲著上大號鳥就一定不會碰到馬桶
但是不是所有人都會用蹲的

我之前看過網友文章是說他坐著上大號
然後鳥拉出來放在坐墊上
結果被女友說噁心
但如果讓鳥自然垂落
不就會垂在馬桶中 那不是更噁?

前男友都是用蹲的上大號
但現任是用坐的
他說他不會用蹲的
自從我看到現任男友這樣上大號後
就只好每天刷馬桶
我反而覺得網友把放在坐墊上比較不噁

雖然他都說他的鳥沒有碰到馬桶裡面
可是我看來看去
就算真的沒碰到也貼很近阿
看起來真的蠻不衛生的
怎麼建議他比較好??
拜託各位提供意見或經驗
認真發問

另外如果軟掉或是勃起時
哪樣會比較容易碰到馬桶內側?
因為我忘記我那時候看到他大便
他是軟掉還是勃起了






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Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-01-15T09:01
住海邊?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-01-17T08:50
雅量沒讀過?有人就喜歡貼著馬桶壁,冰冰涼涼好舒服
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-01-19T08:39
......馬桶坐後面一點就好了 不然就站著嘛
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-01-21T08:28
你男友有30cm再來煩惱吧
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-01-23T08:17
我平常都放家裡
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-01-25T08:06
往後坐一點 攬覺往下壓 雖然我有時候馬__會碰到馬桶內
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-01-27T07:56
我都纏馬桶一圈
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-01-29T07:45
我個人是都先纏在腰上
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-01-31T07:34
stormNEW 這樣最好是住海邊 不管他的話我那裡也會間接
接觸到馬桶裡面好嗎 很噁耶!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-02-02T07:23
交給樓下處理
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-02-04T07:12
我掛在門把上,謝謝。
John avatar
By John
at 2015-02-06T07:01
邊大邊勃起有點難.....
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-02-08T06:50
有30公分再來說XD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-02-10T06:39
放口袋啊還要問
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-02-12T06:28
我都放在針線包裡面 避免扎到人
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-02-14T06:17
誰勃起會想去大便...
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-02-16T06:07
認真回 我都壓著……
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-18T05:56
一直擔心垂到馬桶裡讓我嘴角上揚XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-02-20T05:45
不是都繞到肩上嗎?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-02-22T05:34
叫他上完洗一洗阿!傻傻的
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-02-24T05:23
馬桶加深
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-02-26T05:12
我都叫女友捧著
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-02-28T05:01
是多長,掛在海裡嗎
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-03-02T04:50
塞亞人沒看過嗎?
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-03-04T04:39
馬桶比你的滑鼠還乾淨 你覺得哩?
James avatar
By James
at 2015-03-06T04:28
都先放在客廳再進去大
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-03-08T04:18
認真回,強者我朋友23公分,拉屎都蹲在馬桶上
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-03-10T04:07
嫌髒 過去含著阿
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-03-12T03:56
我都捲起來
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-03-14T03:45
+1 捲起來盤在腰上
David avatar
By David
at 2015-03-16T03:34
認真回一下 要選馬桶 我有的馬桶會碰到有的不會
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-03-18T03:23
你不知道腳其實比懶覺還髒嗎?!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-03-20T03:12
http://ppt.cc/5oKM
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-03-22T03:01
綁在大腿上,不是大家都這樣嗎
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-03-24T02:50
難怪我朋友大便完要洗澡原來是因為太長碰到馬桶阿
上了一課!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-03-26T02:39
坐墊放一張衛生紙,然後30cm放在上面
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-03-28T02:29
基本上都是手拿著放在浴室排水孔上方啦
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-03-30T02:18
我只知道蹲著上很危險...影片馬桶爆裂 那個傷痕...
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-04-01T02:07
哥都沒這個問題阿 想垂都垂不下
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-04-03T01:56
躺著大,老二朝天就好了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-04-05T01:45
是他的鳥讓你覺得噁 還是你要幫他口交因為碰過馬桶讓你
覺得噁
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-04-07T01:34
用手握這阿 …… 碰到裡面不是很噁嗎
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-04-09T01:23
我只想知道原po說他下面也會碰到馬桶裡面是點解? 假假?
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-04-11T01:12
別腰上呀~原po沒看過賽亞人嗎?!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-04-13T01:01
沒有男人會讓自己老二碰到馬桶裡面的
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-04-15T00:50
當然是泡在水裡啊 懂?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-04-17T00:40
樓上真猛
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-04-19T00:29
泡水裡笑了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-04-21T00:18
我都叼著比較方便
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-04-23T00:07
大腿夾緊把30cm放上面就好啦
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-04-24T23:56
我都先放洗手檯
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-04-26T23:45
站起來確實會碰到馬桶下面,平常不會啦~
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-04-28T23:34
我都先含著
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-04-30T23:23
我以為把老二纏在脖子上是大家共識呢
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-05-02T23:12
我都繫起來當腰帶
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-05-04T23:01
小弟都纏在腰部那
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-05-06T22:51
垂著是要釣魚嗎?
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-05-08T22:40
很想問 有人棒塞的時候 還會勃起?我沒這經驗過
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-05-10T22:29
我也會害怕碰到馬桶,但我的老二是會碰到馬桶的底
部,只有我是這樣嗎@@
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-05-12T22:18
拉起來嘴巴先含著阿...
尿尿時也都直接插到水裡...這樣尿比較不會有聲音...
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-05-14T22:07
棒嘎歸A
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-05-16T21:56
放坐墊啊... 先站在尿然後在坐著大放坐墊
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-05-18T21:45
橋姿勢啊 不然就是拿衛生紙包住
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-05-20T21:34
拿張衛生紙鋪著再把它放在坐墊
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-05-22T21:23
當腰帶纏著!啾咪^_^
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-24T21:12
纏在腰上是不會喔
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-05-26T21:02
我都扛在肩上的
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-05-28T20:51
我都是把它先圍在脖子,經驗分享
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-05-30T20:40
上廁所的時候拆下來啊,還問
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-06-01T20:29
推hotdog301XDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-06-03T20:18
我的都垂到水底…
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-06-05T20:07
我有一支槍 扛在肩膀上
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-06-07T19:56
當然是當圍巾圍在脖子上
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-06-09T19:45
每次大便 屌一直泡水難怪水腫
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-06-11T19:34
我都掛脖子上
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-06-13T19:23
馬桶含菌量說不定還比手掌低....
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-06-15T19:13
盤起來放腿上 像收水管那樣
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-06-17T19:02
奇怪問題
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-06-19T18:51
用手壓著
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-06-21T18:40
我都先放在客廳 怕拿到浴室會弄髒
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-06-23T18:29
我都先拆下來掛在毛巾架上
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-06-25T18:18
壓在大便座墊中間收納 乾淨不粘黏
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-06-27T18:07
我會壓著噎 習慣了 而且不喜歡坐太後面會不舒服
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-06-29T17:56
都泡在水裡沖水順便洗
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-07-01T17:45
半殘的小弟,是自然垂下.除了ininder,要手壓著
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-07-03T17:34
馬桶有異次元空間啊 你犯傻喔
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-07-05T17:24
廁所ing 笑:)
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-07-07T17:13
正確放法 http://ppt.cc/59Ky
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-07-09T17:02
Lipin的圖讓我笑了XDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-11T16:51
圖xd
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-07-13T16:40
愛屋及屋啊
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-15T16:29
用嘴叼著阿 就像女生穿連身裙時上廁所那樣
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-07-17T16:18
等你彈的出來我們再討論會不會碰到馬桶
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-07-19T16:07
我都掛在隔壁洗手台
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-21T15:56
跟停車票卡一樣先用雙唇夾著
John avatar
By John
at 2015-07-23T15:45
含在嘴裡
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-25T15:35
我都掛在門把上
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-27T15:24
比克:我沒有懶叫
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-29T15:13
怕間接碰到不會用衛生紙擦一下喔 這樣也問?我隨便回答
妳纏在腰上妳信不信?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-07-31T15:02
賽在肛門啊
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-08-02T14:51
鄉民都是纏在腰上阿
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-08-04T14:40
沒聽過蛇纏腰嗎
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-08-06T14:29
先用嘴巴叼著
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-08-08T14:18
放心吧 太短不會碰到
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-10T14:07
大家都會把懶啪帶進去廁所大便哦。。?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-08-12T13:56
哈哈哈哈哈哈笑炸我了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-08-14T13:46
甩到肩膀上啊
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-08-16T13:35
太舒服會睡著,我都用他托下巴比較好睡
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-08-18T13:24
大喝一聲 縮陽入腹
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-08-20T13:13
原來大便這麼多學問
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-08-22T13:02
馬桶太小 機機太大 大便只會半勃
George avatar
By George
at 2015-08-24T12:51
我都把他繞在腰間
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-08-26T12:40
推文好好笑XDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-08-28T12:29
推文各種神收納
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-08-30T12:18
用手扶著
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-09-01T12:07
多刷馬桶吧
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-09-03T11:57
拎北都像電風扇一樣甩啦!怎樣
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-09-05T11:46
我放在隔壁妹子車庫裏
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-09-07T11:35
我男友是站在馬桶上的,我上次問過他

嘴巴破洞會影響性慾嗎

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