請問申裝ADSL是什麼意思啊? - 成人話題討論

Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-06-25T19:57

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※ 引述《superYi (油蔥酥)》之銘言:
: 我是個資淺鄉民,
: 每每逛到西斯版都會看到有人說什麼恭喜申裝ADSL成功,一直想不透到底是啥意思,
: 雖說本人不及各位大大的30CM,但少說也有20CM↗,(不是mm喔... )。
: 是不是做了什麼事之後就有可能申裝到ADSL啊?現在不是都改光纖了嗎?!
: 是手槍打太多?茶喝太濃?炮友太多?
: 小弟雖沒炮友也不喝茶更不上夜店,生活著實滿平淡無聊的一個人,還是想了解一下鄉民
: 們的世界啊啊啊啊...

申訴 (宅宅最愛)

裝有經驗 (宅宅更愛)

A片 (宅宅必備)

D槽 (宅宅爆滿)

SMALL (宅宅尺寸)

LOSER (宅宅階級)


串起來就是你要的答案了

因為宅宅打不到炮

反正人家不管怎樣幹

只要有幹到

都說人家

申裝ADSL






















不然很不甘心

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By Daph Bay
at 2014-06-30T03:41
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By Dinah
at 2014-07-04T11:26
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By Robert
at 2014-07-08T19:10
耀楊!西斯點咧^^
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By Quanna
at 2014-07-13T02:54
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By Candice
at 2014-07-17T10:39
專業!
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By Jacob
at 2014-07-21T18:23
這篇不夠廢 只好給噓了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-07-26T02:07
耀揚本來就是個西斯點了
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By Andrew
at 2014-07-30T09:52
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By Edith
at 2014-08-03T17:36
噓樓上
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By Ida
at 2014-08-08T01:21
哈!
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By Emily
at 2014-08-12T09:05
廢文
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By Ina
at 2014-08-16T16:49
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By Puput
at 2014-08-21T00:34
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By Enid
at 2014-08-25T08:18
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By Ula
at 2014-08-29T16:02
新定義產生了
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By Brianna
at 2014-09-02T23:47
專業4V45
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By Catherine
at 2014-09-07T07:31
推優質好文
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By Catherine
at 2014-09-11T15:15
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By Barb Cronin
at 2014-09-15T23:00
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By Olive
at 2014-09-20T06:44
難得你不是費雯
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By Zanna
at 2014-09-24T14:29
新理解
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By Yuri
at 2014-09-28T22:13
難得優質不噓了
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By Ina
at 2014-10-03T05:57
太優質了
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By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-07T13:42
這也行
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By Queena
at 2014-10-11T21:26
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By Edith
at 2014-10-16T05:10
U質好文
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at 2014-10-20T12:55
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By Erin
at 2014-10-24T20:39
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By Hedwig
at 2014-10-29T04:24
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By Anthony
at 2014-11-02T12:08
好吧 優質中肯文 不廢 給推
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By Sarah
at 2014-11-06T19:52
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By Todd Johnson
at 2014-11-11T03:37
好解釋
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at 2014-11-15T11:21
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By Christine
at 2014-11-19T19:05
你淫了XDDD
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By Una
at 2014-11-24T02:50
新解釋~你淫了
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By Daniel
at 2014-11-28T10:34
哈哈,推一個
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By Rosalind
at 2014-12-02T18:18
優質好文
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By Christine
at 2014-12-07T02:03
不噓不行
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By Wallis
at 2014-12-11T09:47
這篇不噓了
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By Charlie
at 2014-12-15T17:32
偏不噓
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By Annie
at 2014-12-20T01:16
xd 新註解
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at 2014-12-24T09:00
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at 2014-12-28T16:45
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By Vanessa
at 2015-01-02T00:29
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By Gary
at 2015-01-06T08:13
有笑有推
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By Kelly
at 2015-01-10T15:58
XD
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By Ida
at 2015-01-14T23:42
我還以為是真的╮(╯▽╰)╭
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By Candice
at 2015-01-19T07:26
這.....新解釋喔
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-01-23T15:11
這篇超想推der啊啊啊啊!!但尊重耀揚哥我只能噓惹= =
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By Ivy
at 2015-01-27T22:55
先跪了
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By Hedy
at 2015-02-01T06:40
太神啦
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By Doris
at 2015-02-05T14:24
原來如此!! 後來才發現是要揚!!
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By Kristin
at 2015-02-09T22:08
推!!
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By Dinah
at 2015-02-14T05:53
我開始相信你了
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By Ethan
at 2015-02-18T13:37
優質好文!!!
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By Gary
at 2015-02-22T21:21
XD
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By Delia
at 2015-02-27T05:06
耀揚回來啦!
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By Hazel
at 2015-03-03T12:50
太神啦!!!!!!! o'_'o
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-03-07T20:35
噓是對耀揚的尊重!!!!!但很想推阿你不要這樣啦耀揚哥XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-03-12T04:19
wrong!! ADSL= American dick super large
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-03-16T12:03
耀揚就是西斯點?看到耀揚就射了嗎?
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-03-20T19:48
潮有梗der
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By Rae
at 2015-03-25T03:32
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By Dorothy
at 2015-03-29T11:16
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By Dora
at 2015-04-02T19:01
這篇正解
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By Leila
at 2015-04-07T02:45
太強大了
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By Aaliyah
at 2015-04-11T10:29
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By Bennie
at 2015-04-15T18:14
U質好聞
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By Odelette
at 2015-04-20T01:58
這沙小啦
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By Dorothy
at 2015-04-24T09:43
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By David
at 2015-04-28T17:27
射了
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By Kyle
at 2015-05-03T01:11
難得不廢
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By Catherine
at 2015-05-07T08:56
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By Oscar
at 2015-05-11T16:40
太神啦
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By Hardy
at 2015-05-16T00:24
果然是無敵解釋
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By Margaret
at 2015-05-20T08:09
我相信你了XD
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By Brianna
at 2015-05-24T15:53
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By Margaret
at 2015-05-28T23:37
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By Puput
at 2015-06-02T07:22
這觀念只好給推了
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By Elvira
at 2015-06-06T15:06
原本要尊敬噓,但實在是太好笑了只好不尊敬推一下XD
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By Hedwig
at 2015-06-10T22:51
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By Agatha
at 2015-06-15T06:35
不得不推
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By Xanthe
at 2015-06-19T14:19
XD
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By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-23T22:04
有失水準,給推
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By William
at 2015-06-28T05:48
耀楊哥不是都被噓XD
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By Frederic
at 2015-07-02T13:32
看到耀陽哥推文功能就壞掉了 雖然好笑但只能噓
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By Donna
at 2015-07-06T21:17
這篇居然沒討噓...還很中肯,這絕對不是耀揚
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-07-11T05:01
有笑 但是不給耀陽割推
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at 2015-07-15T12:46
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By Victoria
at 2015-07-19T20:30
尊敬噓
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By Christine
at 2015-07-24T04:14
尊敬噓
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By Victoria
at 2015-07-28T11:59
不要亂噓好嗎 拜託了
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By Anthony
at 2015-08-01T19:43
我的彩頡呢?
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By Edith
at 2015-08-06T03:27
XD
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By Carol
at 2015-08-10T11:12
沒採擷 給噓
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By Thomas
at 2015-08-14T18:56
中肯專業 XD
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By Quanna
at 2015-08-19T02:40
尊敬
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By Thomas
at 2015-08-23T10:25
幹XD
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By Edwina
at 2015-08-27T18:09
耀揚哥失水準了太好笑
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at 2015-09-01T01:54
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By Edith
at 2015-09-18T08:51
我推
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By Sandy
at 2015-09-22T16:35
太靠北了
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at 2015-09-27T00:20
已筆記!
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By Olive
at 2015-10-01T08:04
幹 有道理
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at 2015-10-09T23:33
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at 2015-10-14T07:17
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