請問我爸到底是什麼意思？ - 成人話題討論

By Selena
at 2015-05-18T17:34

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各位大大好
小魯23歲，大學四年級
有幸在畢業前夕終結23年魯蛇身份啊嘶

她是打工認識的不同校學妹
有我最愛的小梨渦，皮膚白白的，講話甜甜的
我們很有話聊
打工的地方在公館，她家在南港，我住板橋
每次關店我總是「順道」送他回家XD

很煩惱的是每次載她，她總是抓緊機車後座把手
幾個月前某天送她回家的路上
在綠燈起步前鼓起勇氣一把抓起她的手緊抱我的腰
咦？她的手沒有收回去
咦？她的手沒有收回去
咦？她的手沒有收回去
所以......就這樣@#$%*&，我們就在一起了哈哈

脫魯這種該放鞭炮的大事
當然回家跟老爸報告一番
老爸還開心的叫老媽開準備小菜啤酒慶祝他兒子脫魯
(因為他之前一直擔心我不交女朋友是不是性向問題XD)

前幾天晚上
老媽去上瑜珈課
剩我跟老爸在家
我在房間英雄聯盟
老爸突然闖進來說要我的皮夾
我以為他要塞錢給我就說在櫃子上
他拿起來就塞了個東西進去
我一瞄那不是鈔票啊？
一把抓過來……

http://imgur.com/yu1aMYW

「爸你這是幹嘛？」
「交女朋友很花錢的，放在皮夾裡，比較不會漏財啦」
露出一抹這樣的男版微笑，就走出房門了

http://imgur.com/MIiVOxW

仔細一看，跟我用的不一樣
但聽說這牌的比較貴，所以老爸比較買得起吧？
老爸年紀大應該比較有經驗，是不是這牌的比較好用啊？

啊啊不對，我是要問到底老爸是真的要我不會漏財還是……？
天啊，這幾天看到他整個不敢直視@@
我該怎麼辦？

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By David
at 2015-05-19T13:35

薑是老的辣，有經驗就是不一樣，知道好貨哈

By James
at 2015-05-20T09:36

懷孕，無論是結婚/墮胎/去對方家裡道歉，都是要錢的

By Rebecca
at 2015-05-21T05:37

這種東西說是防漏財也合理

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-05-22T01:38

接受你爸的好意，用了它吧

By Jessica
at 2015-05-22T21:39

你爸幫你買保險了

By Ivy
at 2015-05-23T17:40

其實你有個很好的爸爸，懂得教兒子要安全性行為

By Kristin
at 2015-05-24T13:40

感情真好推

By Enid
at 2015-05-25T09:41

老爸表示：我當初就是跟你媽沒用才......

By Daniel
at 2015-05-26T05:42

趕快用一用,然後再多要幾個

By Lily
at 2015-05-27T01:43

你爸想抱孫

By Anonymous
at 2015-05-27T21:44

真好我連交女朋友都不能讓家裡知道

By Michael
at 2015-05-28T17:45

你爸好開明XD

By Enid
at 2015-05-29T13:46

交女朋友的確很花錢，但為了安全還是要用，岡本好~

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-30T09:46

先檢查有沒有戳洞？

By Gilbert
at 2015-05-31T05:47

你爸不應該拿這個應該準備印章本票才對吧

By Blanche
at 2015-06-01T01:48

養小孩很花錢，你老爸是對的

By Isabella
at 2015-06-01T21:49

吉姆你這孩子真是的

By Mason
at 2015-06-02T17:50

一下子說自己剛脫離魯蛇又說套子跟你用的不一樣
你不矛盾嗎？

By Charlie
at 2015-06-03T13:51

你爸喜歡你還看不出來？

By Gilbert
at 2015-06-04T09:52

魯蛇不能嫖?

By Donna
at 2015-06-05T05:53

你沒有爸爸

By Poppy
at 2015-06-06T01:53

你家氣氛一定很歡樂恭喜你有個愛你的老爸

By Jacky
at 2015-06-06T21:54

我爸多希望我馬上生一個回家

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-07T17:55

圖裡那個沒有比較貴阿(岡本skinless系列)，單價比D牌還便
宜

By Robert
at 2015-06-08T13:56

爸爸so sweet還用超薄

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-09T09:57

媽媽：怎麼少一個？

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-10T05:58

跟老爸說一個太少再多補一些來...

By Eartha
at 2015-06-11T01:59

爸爸已經戳好洞了安心的去吧

By Hedy
at 2015-06-11T21:59

想抱孫幫你刺好洞了

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-06-12T18:00

你爸急抱孫，哈哈

By Charlie
at 2015-06-13T14:01

應該戳洞了

By Audriana
at 2015-06-14T10:02

爸爸：送出去今天可以不用帶了

By Poppy
at 2015-06-15T06:03

西斯點呢?

By Donna
at 2015-06-16T02:04

其實你爸用針………(你懂

By Lydia
at 2015-06-16T22:05

廢文然後重點是他不希望你搞大女生肚子他現在不想孫子

By Dinah
at 2015-06-17T18:06

你爸說拎杯先報名PLAY1

By Callum
at 2015-06-18T14:06

你不上就我上我想妳爸應該是這意思

By Lily
at 2015-06-19T10:07

老爸讚喔

By Eden
at 2015-06-20T06:08

超級細

By Dora
at 2015-06-21T02:09

修幹

By Robert
at 2015-06-21T22:10

好爸爸

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-22T18:11

南港離板橋好遠

By Susan
at 2015-06-23T14:12

沒用以後要花很多錢。會露財

By Kyle
at 2015-06-24T10:12

不錯的爸爸，替你買保險了

By Oscar
at 2015-06-25T06:13

哥哥爸爸真偉大

By Anonymous
at 2015-06-26T02:14

不帶套才能早抱孫啊

By Bennie
at 2015-06-26T22:15

保險套儲金精(金)，守財無誤

By Olive
at 2015-06-27T18:16

你爸想抱孫了啦，千萬不要拿來用

By Tom
at 2015-06-28T14:17

你爸暗示你晚上找他

By Hedda
at 2015-06-29T10:18

推二樓還有恭喜原po脫離單身～

By Rebecca
at 2015-06-30T06:19

還不想當阿公

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-01T02:19

溫馨

By Lauren
at 2015-07-01T22:20

要你幹死女友

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-02T18:21

好爸爸

By Frederic
at 2015-07-03T14:22

公館-南港-板橋你好偉大

By Frederic
at 2015-07-04T10:23

一個不夠啊。。。。

By Lucy
at 2015-07-05T06:24

我懂。。。當年我去香港見初戀時出發的前一天我媽也是
那種笑容

By Puput
at 2015-07-06T02:25

老爸知道兒子長大了~

By Yedda
at 2015-07-06T22:25

他是要你不要漏財無誤，因為養小孩很花錢

By Lily
at 2015-07-07T18:26

很正常不是？還是你比較喜歡無套

By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-08T14:27

推好爸爸別想太多了

By Olivia
at 2015-07-09T10:28

老爸是對的！

By Jack
at 2015-07-10T06:29

你爸就是用那牌才有你的

By Eden
at 2015-07-11T02:30

沒附女友圖

By James
at 2015-07-11T22:31

你以為怎麼生出來的?你敢用?

By Isabella
at 2015-07-12T18:32

說不定爸爸等你長大等很久了（？

By Kelly
at 2015-07-13T14:32

你爸如果急著抱孫子，要先檢查一下……

By Michael
at 2015-07-14T10:33

甲爸?

By Caitlin
at 2015-07-15T06:34

你有做漏液檢測吧？

By John
at 2015-07-16T02:35

有笑有推好可愛

By Valerie
at 2015-07-16T22:36

這是測試留著不要用用自己買的

By Carol
at 2015-07-17T18:37

超級細XDDD

By Lydia
at 2015-07-18T14:38

老爸塞的一定有戳洞

By Valerie
at 2015-07-19T10:38

Porter皮夾貴貴

By Lydia
at 2015-07-20T06:39

老爸塞的一定有戳洞 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2015-07-21T02:40

財是金怕您漏金了

By Gary
at 2015-07-21T22:41

戳洞XDDDDD

By Eden
at 2015-07-22T18:42

老爸：（已戳洞）

By Emily
at 2015-07-23T14:43

等等公館到南港再回板橋...太辛苦了吧......

By Kristin
at 2015-07-24T10:44

要你套在手上？

By Bennie
at 2015-07-25T06:45

醒醒吧你爸是在暗示你

By Emily
at 2015-07-26T02:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2015-07-26T22:46

好爸爸推祝你幸福

By Kumar
at 2015-07-27T18:47

你爸的意思就是叫你戴套啊...有這麼難懂嗎 = =

By Doris
at 2015-07-28T14:48

好爸爸不推嗎

By Michael
at 2015-07-29T10:49

XDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-07-30T06:50

吼...................................名牌夾

By Ula
at 2015-07-31T02:51

因為08他表示:08不想這麼早當阿公

By Lydia
at 2015-07-31T22:51

你爸是好男人

By Joseph
at 2015-08-01T18:52

幹一定有戳洞

By Elma
at 2015-08-02T14:53

你爸怕你跟他一樣是魔法師

By Thomas
at 2015-08-03T10:54

我的錢包也有放啊這又沒什麼

By Quintina
at 2015-08-04T06:55

戳洞哈哈哈哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-08-05T02:56

而且包裝上寫SUPER THIN?

By Necoo
at 2015-08-05T22:57

你爸對你真好，這款不便宜耶

By Susan
at 2015-08-06T18:58

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Elizabeth
at 2015-08-07T14:58

印象中是岡本吧？

By Adele
at 2015-08-08T10:59

噓porter

By Ivy
at 2015-08-09T07:00

鬼父??

By Robert
at 2015-08-10T03:01

可能有戳一個洞，怕你女友跑掉

By Megan
at 2015-08-10T23:02

你爸怕你一漏就漏掉2億

By Bethany
at 2015-08-11T19:03

你確定上面沒有用針戳的小洞?

By Frederic
at 2015-08-12T15:04

咦！剩下的勒?

By Annie
at 2015-08-13T11:04

我被二樓敲醒了

By Bethany
at 2015-08-14T07:05

也許原po打開來把套套像裝水球一樣試試看就知道你爸的意
思了

By Audriana
at 2015-08-15T03:06

有花堪折直須折莫待無花空折枝

By David
at 2015-08-15T23:07

公館南港板橋太猛了...........

By Hardy
at 2015-08-16T19:08

你也太順道了吧要不要載我

By Noah
at 2015-08-17T15:09

你了不起一個順道順了台北對角線......

By Elvira
at 2015-08-18T11:10

這個牌子的很容易破捏

By Jessica
at 2015-08-19T07:11

你爸在挖坑給你跳

By Joe
at 2015-08-20T03:11

你爸擔心到時候莫名多一個魯孫

By Sandy
at 2015-08-20T23:12

真的是臺北對角線…

By Sandy
at 2015-08-21T19:13

一定有搓洞

By Yuri
at 2015-08-22T15:14

戳洞XDDDD (笑到岔氣XDDDDDDDDDD)

By Lucy
at 2015-08-23T11:15

交出西斯點！

By Lily
at 2015-08-24T07:16

其實是維力的湯包

By Necoo
at 2015-08-25T03:17

幹英明老爸啊

By Olive
at 2015-08-25T23:17

怒推！

By Candice
at 2015-08-26T19:18

現階段搞出人命是你老爸要破財...

By Elizabeth
at 2015-08-27T15:19

你爸用剩的怕你媽發現, 又不想丟掉

By Lily
at 2015-08-28T11:20

爸爸很酷啊～然後也太不順路了吧XDD

By Gary
at 2015-08-29T07:21

porter.....

By Doris
at 2015-08-30T03:22

推貼心老爸

By Bennie
at 2015-08-30T23:23

貼心老爸

By Dora
at 2015-08-31T19:24

懂什麼？其實已經都戳好洞了

By Joe
at 2015-09-01T15:24

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-02T11:25

你爸要確保出來的是你弟而不是你兒子?!

By Isla
at 2015-09-03T07:26

記得跟老媽報備一聲，不然晚上發現少一個會吵架XDDD

By Kumar
at 2015-09-04T03:27

我只想知道你老爸打LOL發生了什麼事…

By Noah
at 2015-09-04T23:28

岡本好東西

By Annie
at 2015-09-05T19:29

哈哈

By Gilbert
at 2015-09-06T15:30

哈哈感情真好XD

By Thomas
at 2015-09-07T11:30

證明你是親生的，所以你爸時機才算得準

By Charlotte
at 2015-09-08T07:31

Super thin XD

By Iris
at 2015-09-09T03:32

已羨慕。有這樣的長輩

By Zanna
at 2015-09-09T23:33

不小心夾娃娃真的是會漏財的

By Zenobia
at 2015-09-10T19:34

你爸知道免錢的最貴

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-11T15:35

你爸是要告訴你，這個泡泡糖要收好

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-12T11:36

真的可以防漏財的話我需要10個

請問我爸到底是什麼意思？ - 成人話題討論

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