請問我一直用南橋肥皂洗懶覺會怎樣？ - 成人話題討論

Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-10-15T11:53

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先說，我是很認真的。

我一直習慣用南橋化工的肥皂洗懶覺。

因為他成份天然，我相信他能呵護懶覺幼嫩的皮膚。

但聽說南橋也爆炸了，

請問這樣我的懶覺會怎樣？

另外請板眾推薦懶覺該用什麼洗才安全。

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Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-10-17T21:24
以後可能就沒有懶教可以洗了 就這樣
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-10-20T06:54
倒數三秒懶覺爆炸
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-10-22T16:24
應該也快爆炸了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-10-25T01:55
也許有機會變綠巨人浩克
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-27T11:25
加裝南僑晶片吧
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-10-29T20:56
可能要脫落了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-11-01T06:26
先把懶覺拿去化驗比較安全
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-11-03T15:56
重金屬...
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-11-06T01:27
懶覺會被溶化，慢慢看著自己懶覺消失
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-08T10:57
突變成藍色巨鳥
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-11-10T20:28
會分裂
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-11-13T05:58
masi的懶覺發出一陣耀眼的光芒之後______
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-15T15:28
重金屬巨屌 不好嗎？
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-11-18T00:59
會變金色巨屌
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-11-20T10:29
神奇的是竟然沒人噓XDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-11-22T20:00
含工業牛油，恭喜你進化成牛屌！
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-11-25T05:30
樓下50收
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-27T15:00
會多一根懶叫 很不方便
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-11-30T00:31
收了 轉手250賣掉
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-12-02T10:01
生化屌Max!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-12-04T19:32
你把懶叫給人吃 就成了黑心商人了
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-12-07T05:02
不會怎樣,沐浴乳比肥皂毒~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-12-09T14:32
會爛掉
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-12-12T00:03
該問這問題好像不是原PO吧？
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-14T09:33
你在懶叫註記"工業用"即可
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-12-16T19:04
建議你改用IVORY的香皂 我洗好幾年了 美國進口
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-12-19T04:34
切片檢查有沒有陰莖癌
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-12-21T14:04
大賣場都有賣 大包裝好像一次12顆 比南橋便宜
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-12-23T23:35
註紀工業用，好像蠻屌的，攻喜你絕世好屌GET
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-12-26T09:05
不會怎樣啦，就頂多刺刺的
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-12-28T18:36
拿毒lp去求償zz
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-31T04:06
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-01-02T13:36
砍下來吃掉
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-01-04T23:07
懶覺就會變得很難喬
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-07T08:37
切片化驗一下好了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-09T18:08
50收
James avatar
By James
at 2015-01-12T03:38
以後你的懶覺會很南僑
John avatar
By John
at 2015-01-14T13:08
+7生化屌 聽起來不錯啊
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-01-16T22:39
南橋牌懶叫 V.S 黑喬牌香腸 啊
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-01-19T08:09
壓媽路補覽教 不亮也光 可是會縮小10CM就是惹
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-01-21T17:40
你沒有懶叫
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-24T03:10
XDDD處男就砍掉好了 不然整天只會卡褲子很不方便
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-01-26T12:40
水晶屌
David avatar
By David
at 2015-01-28T22:11
水晶屌XDDDDDD 感覺好高端 貴氣XDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-01-31T07:41
南亞華僑最大屌
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-02-02T17:12
就壞了阿
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-02-05T02:42
水晶肥屌
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-02-07T12:12
恭喜佯尾一輩子 難翹了阿
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-02-09T21:43
水晶屌感覺好適合在富麗堂皇的大廳天花板掛著
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-02-12T07:13
水晶屌? 請工作人員打開風扇!!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-02-14T16:44
會重金屬化
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-02-17T02:14
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-02-19T11:44
幹 有跟上喔XDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2015-02-21T21:15
懶叫都用女友的淫水洗
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-02-24T06:45
會跟火箭一樣飛上天
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-02-26T16:16
會變廢屌
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-03-01T01:46
屌爆了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-03-03T11:16
屌炸天
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-03-05T20:47
應該要小心跟塑化劑一樣變奈米屌
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-03-08T06:17
恭喜你的屌進入工業時代 ，你可將其升級成機關屌
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-03-10T15:48
哈哈
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-03-13T01:18
魯屌
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-03-15T10:48
變成南僑南叫
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-03-17T20:19
你可能插到一半會爆炸，，先買保險吧老兄
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-03-20T05:49
拿來吃吃看
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-03-22T15:20
含重金屬 鋼鐵屌
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-25T00:50
公業用懶叫只能跟機器人嘿咻
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-03-27T10:20
樓下洗完懶覺爆炸
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-03-29T19:51
懶覺變工業用的而已 沒甚麼
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-04-01T05:21
即尺也能順便洗
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-04-03T14:52
難翹 水晶肥屌！
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-04-06T00:22
變成工（公）用
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-04-08T09:52
不開玩笑，我用南橋洗全身，包括髮臉 20年了。不覺得怎樣
James avatar
By James
at 2015-04-10T19:23
肥皂就是吸油吸水強，若用沐浴乳，沖很久都不太乾淨
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-04-13T04:53
狂牛屌
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-04-15T14:24
需要切片當樣本給專業鄉民研究嗎
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-04-17T23:54
請問肥皂怎麼洗頭髮?感覺很難起泡?
George avatar
By George
at 2015-04-20T09:24
南橋神雕
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-04-22T18:55
先用肥皂搓陰毛起泡啊 沒用過肥皂嗎?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-04-25T04:25
打開風扇 XDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2015-04-27T13:56
肥皂不是吸油吸水　是去除力很強　乾性的會洗的很痛苦
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-04-29T23:26
用綠油精洗
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-05-02T08:56
變成飛龍懶叫
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-05-04T18:27
會爆炸
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-05-07T03:57
變成工業巨屌
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-05-09T13:28
覽叫油油的
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-05-11T22:58
拍廣告 我的巨屌 來自工業
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-05-14T08:28
把老二通電還原金屬，你的老二就是鍍的!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-05-16T17:59
就會少一隻老二，很不方便
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-05-19T03:29
工業屌
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-05-21T13:00
穿褲子時會很難喬
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-05-23T22:30
懶鳥會浮現40的球衣背號
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-05-26T08:00
500收
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-05-28T17:31
畫地圖的時候那塊都叫南僑精片
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-05-31T03:01
工業巨屌XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-06-02T12:32
水晶肥皂 去油脂超強 快凸頭的洗這有效 你那隻油魯
洗完應該 乾巴巴
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-06-04T22:02
會被抵制
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-06-07T07:32
別担心，懶叫還是懶叫
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-06-09T17:03
變毒懶覺
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-06-12T02:33
會有泡泡
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-06-14T12:04
100年後 全身腐爛 只有那一隻完好如初
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-06-16T21:34
完了完了，要變殭屍了
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-06-19T07:04
洗了會變馬英九
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-06-21T16:35
難橋的懶叫
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-06-24T02:05
你沒發現懶覺越洗越短？？
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-06-26T11:36
洗完變成usb
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-06-28T21:06
反正又沒在用
David avatar
By David
at 2015-07-01T06:36
非常不建議這樣做 上次有人就一直用南橋肥皂洗懶覺結果就
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-07-03T16:07
肥皂越來越小 很不方便
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-07-06T01:37
懶教會進化成阿柏怪吧 可以使用毒針攻擊他人
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-07-08T11:08
工業用懶覺 特別大風力特別強 就這樣而已也沒什麼特別的
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-07-10T20:38
你洗的時候搓一搓懶覺，搓到他爆漿，就可以排毒了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-07-13T06:08
請在您的LP上註明"工業用屌 不可食用" 才符合衛生署規範喔
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-07-15T15:39
變成白色巨塔
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-07-18T01:09
南僑要是沒爆掉你這篇會被告
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-07-20T10:40
道聽塗說 懶覺爆掉剛好而已... 不過放心 有飛龍哥在挺!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-07-22T20:10
會生出崎形兒
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-07-25T05:40
會分岔
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-07-27T15:11
恭喜可以拿去攻牙了
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-07-30T00:41
會變大

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