請問小姨子一直撩我該怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By Elvira
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你的情況讓大叔我想起十多年前在台大椰林BBS時代的網路故事~
先說作者絕對不是我本人!
內容如下~
我就要和相處一年的女友結婚了,毫無疑問,我很高興。
唯一困擾我的是,我未來的小姨子,一個 20 歲的辣妹。
她喜歡穿緊身的低胸 T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙。
她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰,更要命的是在別的男人面前她從不這麼做。
直到那一天,我未來的小姨子 Call 我,讓我去看看請帖的準備情況。
當我到時,她家只有她一個人,迎接我的是她無盡幽怨的眼神說:
「我愛的人結婚 了 ! 新娘不是我,我現在唯一想做的即是在你結婚之前,把我獻給你
。」
她在樓梯上對我說:「我在臥室等你,如果你決定了,就上樓來找我。」
當她走到樓梯的盡頭,和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的是她眼中的期待。
我呆立了一分鐘,然後做了我當時唯一能做的事:拉開大門,走向我的汽車。
門外,我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流,給了我一個惡狠狠的擁抱:
「good boy,我們家的測試你已經通過了,歡迎你加入到我們的大家庭。 」
這個故事告訴我們 .........
保險套放在車上是對的 !!
※ 引述《game321123 (安德魯)》之銘言:
: 跟老婆結婚三年多.原本都正常.但是最近小姨子一直約我出去吃飯逛街.
: 如果是醜的小姨子我也沒有困擾.但是偏偏長得還不錯奶還比老婆大.
: 請問是我想太多還是案情不單純?單兵該如何處置?
: =========================西斯點================================
: 剛剛看到有人說下面有羊肉爐的味道.
: 讓我回想起當年大二的時候也認識了一個電子系的女生.
: 整個人白白靜靜的看起來很乖.結果在我狂追一個禮拜之下乖乖跟我回宿舍了.
: 但是內褲一脫嚇的我鬼手都亮出來了.整間房子都是妖氣.估計是海洋類的怨靈
: 我沒再豪小的.整間宿舍都是死魚死蝦的臭味.超怕隔壁以為藏屍現場報警.
: 但是年輕人終究是年輕人血氣方剛我還是把她拖到浴室洗了一下吃了....
--
先說作者絕對不是我本人!
內容如下~
我就要和相處一年的女友結婚了,毫無疑問,我很高興。
唯一困擾我的是,我未來的小姨子,一個 20 歲的辣妹。
她喜歡穿緊身的低胸 T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙。
她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰,更要命的是在別的男人面前她從不這麼做。
直到那一天,我未來的小姨子 Call 我,讓我去看看請帖的準備情況。
當我到時,她家只有她一個人,迎接我的是她無盡幽怨的眼神說:
「我愛的人結婚 了 ! 新娘不是我,我現在唯一想做的即是在你結婚之前,把我獻給你
。」
她在樓梯上對我說:「我在臥室等你,如果你決定了,就上樓來找我。」
當她走到樓梯的盡頭,和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的是她眼中的期待。
我呆立了一分鐘,然後做了我當時唯一能做的事:拉開大門,走向我的汽車。
門外,我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流,給了我一個惡狠狠的擁抱:
「good boy,我們家的測試你已經通過了,歡迎你加入到我們的大家庭。 」
這個故事告訴我們 .........
保險套放在車上是對的 !!
※ 引述《game321123 (安德魯)》之銘言:
: 跟老婆結婚三年多.原本都正常.但是最近小姨子一直約我出去吃飯逛街.
: 如果是醜的小姨子我也沒有困擾.但是偏偏長得還不錯奶還比老婆大.
: 請問是我想太多還是案情不單純?單兵該如何處置?
: =========================西斯點================================
: 剛剛看到有人說下面有羊肉爐的味道.
: 讓我回想起當年大二的時候也認識了一個電子系的女生.
: 整個人白白靜靜的看起來很乖.結果在我狂追一個禮拜之下乖乖跟我回宿舍了.
: 但是內褲一脫嚇的我鬼手都亮出來了.整間房子都是妖氣.估計是海洋類的怨靈
: 我沒再豪小的.整間宿舍都是死魚死蝦的臭味.超怕隔壁以為藏屍現場報警.
: 但是年輕人終究是年輕人血氣方剛我還是把她拖到浴室洗了一下吃了....
--
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