請問中出懷孕的機率？ - 成人話題討論

By Elvira
at 2014-12-26T14:44

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※ 引述《masi (匈奴未亡，何以家為)》之銘言：
: 林背昨天不小心中出了。
: 就這一次而已，女生是不是安全期不太清楚，她經期很亂。
: 想請問大家，中出應該不是每次中獎對吧。
: 如果是的話應該就不會滿接送子鳥了。
: 那中出中獎機率大概有多少阿？
: 能請有經驗的大大分享一下嗎？

去年這時候交往沒多久的女朋友
說要給我聖誕禮物
平安夜那晚她給我內射惹
射後。女友躺在我胸膛說：壞寶貝你要負責

我當然ㄧ口答應
隔天就拿著兩條線的驗孕棒來找我

我也ㄧ肩扛起
男人就是要有擔當

現在小孩3個多月惹
雖然長的不太像我(應該像媽媽)
每天下班都好開心看寶寶哦～

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By Yuri
at 2014-12-27T13:01

推好心收容

By Hazel
at 2014-12-28T11:18

一天就可以知道有沒有懷孕?? 幹有這麼神嗎!!

By Valerie
at 2014-12-29T09:35

綠綠的

By Quanna
at 2014-12-30T07:53

................

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-31T06:10

我笑了ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ

By Isla
at 2015-01-01T04:27

隔天？？？原來一匹狼不是狼是個大善人

By Kama
at 2015-01-02T02:45

請好好照顧我的小孩

By Damian
at 2015-01-03T01:02

你常威喔？？那天玩玩他第二天就說有，哪有那麼快？？

By Zanna
at 2015-01-03T23:19

看起來就很假的文章

By Rachel
at 2015-01-04T21:36

驗DNA了沒?

By Gary
at 2015-01-05T19:54

西斯版常威　霸氣登場

By Joe
at 2015-01-06T18:11

隔天就拿著兩條線的驗孕棒來找我真男人

By George
at 2015-01-07T16:28

侯～那晚.....

By Joe
at 2015-01-08T14:46

有擔當的好男人（大姆指

By Mary
at 2015-01-09T13:03

隔天就兩條XDD

By Ida
at 2015-01-10T11:20

有笑有推

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-11T09:37

常威是你

By Hedda
at 2015-01-12T07:55

綠綠der

By Megan
at 2015-01-13T06:12

廢到笑

By Hardy
at 2015-01-14T04:29

隔天就兩條線XDDDD

By Victoria
at 2015-01-15T02:46

By Ingrid
at 2015-01-16T01:04

關門放狗！！！

By Ursula
at 2015-01-16T23:21

隔天這跟本是挖坑給你吧

By Selena
at 2015-01-17T21:38

去年這時候? 懷胎10月現在3個月大! 疑~少一個月哪去了

By Liam
at 2015-01-18T19:56

這一篇有點綠....

By Joe
at 2015-01-19T18:13

好心人！

By Brianna
at 2015-01-20T16:30

喜當爹

By Charlie
at 2015-01-21T14:47

超廢 XDDD

By Edith
at 2015-01-22T13:05

廢到笑了給推XD

By Damian
at 2015-01-23T11:22

我頭上三條線 =.=

By Candice
at 2015-01-24T09:39

常威表示: ...

By Ivy
at 2015-01-25T07:57

恭喜當免錢老爸

By Isla
at 2015-01-26T06:14

原來是西斯板常威失敬失敬

By Jessica
at 2015-01-27T04:31

好綠好綠
真是好男人

By Daniel
at 2015-01-28T02:48

隔天兩條線,臉上三條線

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-29T01:06

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By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-29T23:23

100%

By Faithe
at 2015-01-30T21:40

綠得心甘情願

By Elvira
at 2015-01-31T19:58

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By Liam
at 2015-02-01T18:15

小孩三個月九月就出了

By Oscar
at 2015-02-02T16:32

我要唱首綠光

By Oscar
at 2015-02-03T14:49

有笑有推XD

By Lily
at 2015-02-04T13:07

超酸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-05T11:24

幫上色

By Rebecca
at 2015-02-06T09:41

有廢但我笑了

By Yuri
at 2015-02-07T07:59

常威～

By Wallis
at 2015-02-08T06:16

哈哈你這綠老爹

By Rebecca
at 2015-02-09T04:33

心酸推

By Megan
at 2015-02-10T02:50

coolY

By Ethan
at 2015-02-11T01:08

隔天XD

By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-11T23:25

太悲壯惹

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-12T21:42

反串哈哈

By Kumar
at 2015-02-13T20:00

反串但好笑

By Victoria
at 2015-02-14T18:17

鄉民贊助幫開收容所

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-15T16:34

太綠了

By Frederic
at 2015-02-16T14:51

.........

By Agatha
at 2015-02-17T13:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-02-18T11:26

哈哈你精子游好快~

By Donna
at 2015-02-19T09:43

Green

By Regina
at 2015-02-20T08:01

綠巨人

By Joseph
at 2015-02-21T06:18

很壞ㄟ你不要嚇原PO

By Sandy
at 2015-02-22T04:35

豪洨

By Xanthe
at 2015-02-23T02:52

反詐騙

By Enid
at 2015-02-24T01:10

不要嚇人家

By Lydia
at 2015-02-24T23:27

常威表示:

By Lily
at 2015-02-25T21:44

簽名檔沒有綠皮卡，失敗。

By Mia
at 2015-02-26T20:02

狼跑的比較快囉。

By Iris
at 2015-02-27T18:19

美碌

By Yedda
at 2015-02-28T16:36

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2015-03-01T14:53

XDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-03-02T13:11

未來小孩

By Lydia
at 2015-03-03T11:28

你一定看過九品芝麻官給噓

By Ophelia
at 2015-03-04T09:45

Free dad

By Olivia
at 2015-03-05T08:03

時間太怪了吧XD，隔天根本驗不到啊

By Ula
at 2015-03-06T06:20

你唬誰啊...這嚇不到我的

By Daniel
at 2015-03-07T04:37

綠皮卡就決定是你了

By Hedda
at 2015-03-08T02:54

Xdd

By Andy
at 2015-03-09T01:12

綠爆了

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-09T23:29

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By Oliver
at 2015-03-10T21:46

免錢老爸get

By Doris
at 2015-03-11T20:03

免錢老爸，超廢

By George
at 2015-03-12T18:21

哈哈

By Sandy
at 2015-03-13T16:38

有綠光~~

By Wallis
at 2015-03-14T14:55

怎麼可能隔天就驗出來太唬爛啦有點綠綠的

By Kumar
at 2015-03-15T13:13

常公子是你？

By Freda
at 2015-03-16T11:30

好綠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2015-03-17T09:47

樓主查一下驗孕適合時間==

By Lily
at 2015-03-18T08:04

超綠

By Callum
at 2015-03-19T06:22

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2015-03-20T04:39

反串XDDDD

By Damian
at 2015-03-21T02:56

綠綠der

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-22T01:14

隔天就有那小孩一定不是你的

By Queena
at 2015-03-22T23:31

顏色正確

By Hedwig
at 2015-03-23T21:48

西斯版常威XDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2015-03-24T20:05

笑了XDDDD

By Christine
at 2015-03-25T18:23

...............

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-03-26T16:40

常威是你?!

By Anonymous
at 2015-03-27T14:57

至少要10天

By Hedwig
at 2015-03-28T13:15

哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2015-03-29T11:32

隔天就兩條線,你頭上多一條,三條線

By Olga
at 2015-03-30T09:49

我笑了

By Emily
at 2015-03-31T08:06

綠光戰警

By Kama
at 2015-04-01T06:24

收容所讚

By Ida
at 2015-04-02T04:41

推好心人

By Isla
at 2015-04-03T02:58

感謝你，恩公

By Damian
at 2015-04-04T01:16

感謝你的大恩大德~讓我壓力減輕不少

By Doris
at 2015-04-04T23:33

賀！！綠光俠俱樂部邀請函一份。

By Lydia
at 2015-04-05T21:50

By Caroline
at 2015-04-06T20:07

廢到笑 XDDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2015-04-07T18:25

不要教壞人，好嗎

By Jack
at 2015-04-08T16:42

好爸爸阿!!!

By Elma
at 2015-04-09T14:59

浩克是你

By John
at 2015-04-10T13:17

隔天.......太綠了吧你

By Odelette
at 2015-04-11T11:34

推認真負責的好男兒

By Mason
at 2015-04-12T09:51

反串但很好笑XDDD

By Heather
at 2015-04-13T08:08

廢到出汁

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-14T06:26

好心有好報

By Anonymous
at 2015-04-15T04:43

我昨晚才__了她.怎麼可能隔天就說她有了! 這不可能啊!
常威表示:

By George
at 2015-04-16T03:00

XDDD

By Jessica
at 2015-04-17T01:18

XDDD

By Michael
at 2015-04-17T23:35

常威是你?? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2015-04-18T21:52

綠爆了(￣▽￣)

By Elizabeth
at 2015-04-19T20:09

笑了XD

By Xanthe
at 2015-04-20T18:27

雖然是反串可是廢到笑出來 XDDD

By Puput
at 2015-04-21T16:44

真的假的啊？

By Yuri
at 2015-04-22T15:01

零分

By Rae
at 2015-04-23T13:19

有笑給推XD

By Christine
at 2015-04-24T11:36

假

By Ursula
at 2015-04-25T09:53

XDDD

By Sandy
at 2015-04-26T08:10

所以妳幫別人養孩子？

By Megan
at 2015-04-27T06:28

哪有玩完後隔天就有的

By Gary
at 2015-04-28T04:45

唬爛

By Doris
at 2015-04-29T03:02

哈哈哈廢到好笑

By Cara
at 2015-04-30T01:20

那晚幹完她後隔天就有了,哪有這麼快的

By Lucy
at 2015-04-30T23:37

喉～那晚

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-01T21:54

有笑有推

By Agnes
at 2015-05-02T20:11

醒醒吧

By Jake
at 2015-05-03T18:29

那晚我親眼看見常威打來福

By Donna
at 2015-05-04T16:46

真的唬爛

By Caroline
at 2015-05-05T15:03

有夠廢哈哈

By Jake
at 2015-05-06T13:20

恭喜你拿到綠卡

By Candice
at 2015-05-07T11:38

只能讚了

By Caitlin
at 2015-05-08T09:55

女:孩子乖，這就幫你找個爸爸

By Rebecca
at 2015-05-09T08:12

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-05-10T06:30

哪有可能隔天，跟本現成…

By David
at 2015-05-11T04:47

綠

By Megan
at 2015-05-12T03:04

XDDDDD

By Eden
at 2015-05-13T01:21

滴血認親

By Joseph
at 2015-05-13T23:39

廢到笑

By Hamiltion
at 2015-05-14T21:56

有笑有推，你淫惹。

By Madame
at 2015-05-15T20:13

推常威肯負責

By Hazel
at 2015-05-16T18:31

尿液中betaHCG要到懷孕一週濃度才會驗得出來，常威
無誤

By Una
at 2015-05-17T16:48

幫別人負責真的也是種責任

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-18T15:05

XDD

By Steve
at 2015-05-19T13:22

很假

By Emily
at 2015-05-20T11:40

恭喜當爸(淚光閃閃)

By Mason
at 2015-05-21T09:57

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2015-05-22T08:14

我笑了只能推

By Edwina
at 2015-05-23T06:32

幹你知道隔攤不會有線嗎....
隔天

By Valerie
at 2015-05-24T04:49

隔天就出來,挺綠的

By Margaret
at 2015-05-25T03:06

超綠

By Isabella
at 2015-05-26T01:23

恭賀老爺 XDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-26T23:41

猴～～那晚_他

By Gary
at 2015-05-27T21:58

原來常公子是個大善人呀

By Iris
at 2015-05-28T20:15

忘了上色

By Andy
at 2015-05-29T18:33

廢到笑

By George
at 2015-05-30T16:50

廢到笑..

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-31T15:07

小孩圖呢

By Zenobia
at 2015-06-01T13:24

唬爛

By Rae
at 2015-06-02T11:42

By Joseph
at 2015-06-03T09:59

常威王

By Annie
at 2015-06-04T08:16

豪洨

By Hedda
at 2015-06-05T06:34

超廢XDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-06-06T04:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2015-06-07T03:08

比光速還快喔.XDD

By Ula
at 2015-06-08T01:25

綠綠

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-08T23:43

靠杯

By Margaret
at 2015-06-09T22:00

這可以轉笨板吧

By Frederic
at 2015-06-10T20:17

廢到笑XDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-06-11T18:35

常威，是你!!!!!

By Franklin
at 2015-06-12T16:52

隔天 … 可以去驗dna了

By Ophelia
at 2015-06-13T15:09

加油XDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2015-06-14T13:26

謝謝你 :-)

By Andrew
at 2015-06-15T11:44

驗孕要14天之後啊大哥

By Queena
at 2015-06-16T10:01

好綠

By Emily
at 2015-06-17T08:18

雖然長的不太像我 XD

By Kelly
at 2015-06-18T06:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹廢到笑

By Rebecca
at 2015-06-19T04:53

廢到笑了xd

By Robert
at 2015-06-20T03:10

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

By Damian
at 2015-06-21T01:27

廢到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2015-06-21T23:45

隔天w

By Belly
at 2015-06-22T22:02

喔喔滴血認親～～

By Enid
at 2015-06-23T20:19

真可憐

By Isla
at 2015-06-24T18:37

隔天......

By Margaret
at 2015-06-25T16:54

反詐騙

By Hedy
at 2015-06-26T15:11

笑死

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-06-27T13:28

綠綠der

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-06-28T11:46

常威

By Eden
at 2015-06-29T10:03

綠綠

By Dora
at 2015-06-30T08:20

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-01T06:37

算你厲害

By Linda
at 2015-07-02T04:55

你反串的很靠邊站

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-03T03:12

幹XDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-07-04T01:29

綠油油

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-04T23:47

哀。

By Bennie
at 2015-07-05T22:04

這種喇叭文居然被推爆但還是推一個

By Bennie
at 2015-07-06T20:21

有沒有驗啊？

By Mary
at 2015-07-07T18:38

有人負責就好了隨便啦

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