說好要約卻約不到的時候 - 成人話題討論

By Quintina
at 2015-07-31T01:37

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※ 引述《xaui (急急流年滔滔逝水)》之銘言：
: 跟某個PTT認識的妹聊開
: 每幾天就會互傳勾引照
: 她傳幫前男友打奶泡的照片給我
: 我就回傳在鏡子前幹炮友的照片給他
: 每每天雷勾動地火當晚就電愛惹
: 這兩個月說要約出來大幹一場要馬小魯我有事要馬他有事
: 八月如果約到一定要在她下面插按摩棒幫我吹
: 不知道大家遇到這種狀況怎麼辦呢?
: 怒尻一槍後還是很想要幹人啊啊~~
: 還是應該約其他人打消念頭了?
: 好想打炮的感覺

通常收到站內信，我都保持平常心，從寂寞外太空到淹水的子宮都能聊到。

常被問到的問題是「你是西斯男神，一定很多人約吧！」

但是我不是什麼神，我只是人，而且我大部份時間都運動和練舞，不常一直站內信往來

最常問我現在有沒有空，剛好我都沒空或是要去運動

http://i.imgur.com/SmkmSpr.jpg

有時就這樣少了一些機會，但是人生少打幾次砲也不會怎樣，用來做別的事也很滿足

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By Oliver
at 2015-07-31T20:05

。

By Ina
at 2015-08-01T14:33

所以你常被約啊？

By Sarah
at 2015-08-02T09:01

你現在有沒有空

By Odelette
at 2015-08-03T03:29

沒空，要睡覺

By Ursula
at 2015-08-03T21:58

那明天勒

By Bennie
at 2015-08-04T16:26

沒空，要慢跑

By Hardy
at 2015-08-05T10:54

後天呢

By Frederica
at 2015-08-06T05:22

大後天呢
大大後天呢
大大大後天呢

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-06T23:50

大大大後天呢
Xddd

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-07T18:18

還沒跑回來！

By Leila
at 2015-08-08T12:46

我可以預約你的下輩子嗎：)

By Blanche
at 2015-08-09T07:14

不行

By Candice
at 2015-08-10T01:42

不可以==妳下輩子也是我的

By Noah
at 2015-08-10T20:10

西斯板一堆其他男人在等妳的預約

By Michael
at 2015-08-11T14:38

揪4i

By Oscar
at 2015-08-12T09:06

欣欣>\\\\\\<

By Mia
at 2015-08-13T03:35

人帥真好人醜性騷擾~~?

By Jake
at 2015-08-13T22:03

不想約,就不會一直發文了

By Xanthe
at 2015-08-14T16:31

西斯點？？？

By Ula
at 2015-08-15T10:59

這是假文青真約炮嗎？請洽甲版

By Lily
at 2015-08-16T05:27

女神都推你qq

By Christine
at 2015-08-16T23:55

這篇讓我笑了

By Emily
at 2015-08-17T18:23

推又不能吃@@

By George
at 2015-08-18T12:51

為什麼要比讚是要助選嗎

By Tom
at 2015-08-19T07:19

我要約你！！！

By Regina
at 2015-08-20T01:47

感覺臉可以接上閃靈的Freddy

By Candice
at 2015-08-20T20:15

之前一陣西斯男神風

By Caitlin
at 2015-08-21T14:43

真的不想約的話就不會一天到晚放肌肌照然後說自己很
高尚的！

By Zenobia
at 2015-08-22T09:12

請自行ps

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-08-23T03:40

那陣風好久了

By Charlotte
at 2015-08-23T22:08

一堆男神，還有享用文

By Madame
at 2015-08-24T16:36

人帥真好

By Eartha
at 2015-08-25T11:04

佩服那些大膽的人哈哈

By Una
at 2015-08-26T05:32

人帥真好

By Jack
at 2015-08-27T00:00

我只帥腹肌而已

By Poppy
at 2015-08-27T18:28

我覺得你誠實面對自己，好事！

By Una
at 2015-08-28T12:56

照片一直想到魔鬼終結者5，開頭阿諾跟莎拉比讚XDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-08-29T07:24

讚

By Michael
at 2015-08-30T01:52

……

By Xanthe
at 2015-08-30T20:20

我也要秀

By Oliver
at 2015-08-31T14:49

約？

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-01T09:17

唉

By Steve
at 2015-09-02T03:45

c大的身材超可口（口水

By Elvira
at 2015-09-02T22:13

割gay

By Margaret
at 2015-09-03T16:41

肌肉大點再秀==

By Blanche
at 2015-09-04T11:09

嘻嘻 c大身材很好啊>\\\\\<

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-05T05:37

ggininder

By Damian
at 2015-09-06T00:05

人帥真好

By Faithe
at 2015-09-06T18:33

一定有甲甲約厚

By William
at 2015-09-07T13:01

呵呵

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-08T07:29

甲甲快寄

By Necoo
at 2015-09-09T01:57

上次差點約成 :p

By Adele
at 2015-09-09T20:26

ㄜ所以你拍一堆身材照然後說自己不想約？

By Erin
at 2015-09-10T14:54

甲快上

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-11T09:22

有人寄信耶

By Anthony
at 2015-09-12T03:50

名字有四個c可是我只有鮪魚肚啊。

By Ida
at 2015-09-12T22:18

樓上硬你王!!!!!

By Ivy
at 2015-09-13T16:46

人帥真好啊

By Belly
at 2015-09-14T11:14

By Frederica
at 2015-09-15T05:42

我能體會這種心境，生活節奏>約
因此沒辦法約成就算了，日後看照片遺憾也是種美

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-16T00:10

帥

By Leila
at 2015-09-16T18:38

人帥就是不一樣哭哭

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-17T13:06

人帥真好

By Edwina
at 2015-09-18T07:34

正在努力運動中希望會有站內信

By Anthony
at 2015-09-19T02:03

結果原po甲甲

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-19T20:31

所以這篇的用意在那？

By Donna
at 2015-09-20T14:59

走吧一起騎腳踏車

By Mia
at 2015-09-21T09:27

呵呵

By Mia
at 2015-09-22T03:55

皇冠身材好人也很好阿 = = 講話比較憨而已

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-22T22:23

顆顆是嘴巴說不要身體很老實的老實嗎(?

By Quanna
at 2015-09-23T16:51

眼紅補血

By Andy
at 2015-09-24T11:19

嘴巴這樣說~在別人文章倒是常常PO一些暗示性的推文XD

By Jacob
at 2015-09-25T05:47

他沒空啦他都在我家還要我幫忙回信真討厭~

By Cara
at 2015-09-26T00:15

嗯

By Emma
at 2015-09-26T18:43

好忙！剛操完腹肌好累

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-27T13:11

然後等等在去操……

By Joseph
at 2015-09-28T07:40

男生可以嗎

By Noah
at 2015-09-29T02:08

我也收到很多男生的信，大多是問我怎麼變更強的

By Tom
at 2015-09-29T20:36

http://i.imgur.com/aAjgEbM.jpg 也剛練完

By Erin
at 2015-09-30T15:04

炫耀文無誤XD

By Necoo
at 2015-10-01T09:32

好啦好啦

說好要約卻約不到的時候 - 成人話題討論

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